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Date: 12/30/09 08:06 AM

47 Responses to Sign I Saw In Front Of A Nearby Church [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 7:59 am
    Link: Sign I Saw In Front Of A Nearby Church - This sign answers a lot of questions. If God cries when it rains, this revelation actually makes a lot of sense...
  2. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I came too.
  3. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Yuck, luckily I didn`t catch any on my tongue. God`s a pervert.
  4. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:12 am
    LOL
  5. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Awww... Take it down Fancylad because I`m a whiny retarded bitch ass that has to take everything serious! Why is this site so tasteless...***cry!!***

    Also... random racy comment about God and solid point about faith being the end-all argument to anyone trying to argue Gods` existence.

    Did I miss anything?

  6. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:16 am
    oh come on (not literally)... thats just gross... god is old, it probably is like a white powder kinda goo !!
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:22 am
    well that explains a lot...
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:36 am
    You`d think those women who ski naked (Can`t find a g-rated pic, sry) would get pregnant more often eh?
    Splurby you missed: LONG repetitive overly simplistic arguement that is actually beside the point. (and/or stupid)
  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:46 am
    If we take into account global climate data, we could estimate the size of god`s testicles.
  10. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Haha and to think I went out and made snow angels.. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to pearl necklace :(
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    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:15 am
    well thats just nasty
  12. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:28 am
    lmfao
  13. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Oh... and the kids are playing in it. No Jimmy! Don`t eat it!
  14. Profile photo of Beriadanwen
    Beriadanwen Female 13-17
    49 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:46 am
    ahahaha !
    it took me a while , but then i finally got it . (=
    ewwww , god`s a pervv .
  15. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:59 am
    That explains how Jesus was made! Wait..
  16. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:10 am
    xD Love it
  17. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:12 am
    What`s sad is that they probably didn`t realize what they were saying. Assuming it wasn`t a joke.
  18. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:10 am
    I get it! The poster is infantile!
  19. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:18 am
    "Oh... and the kids are playing in it. No Jimmy! Don`t eat it!" rotfl
  20. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:20 am
    I knew that snow was a little sticky...
  21. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:28 am
    ...Uh?
    Nope, nothing comes to mind.
  22. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:30 am
    wahaha lol kimkio
  23. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Had to read it twice. I thought it was an anti- santa claus message at first.

    And then I got the OTHER meaning!

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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    wow iab just gets more and more immature by the day.
  25. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    *snicker* yes pui this site thrives on our immature brains and if you don`t like it then eff off! You`ve made 600+ posts and you still haven`t figured out?

    But anyways, this was as funny as hell! I always thought snow happened when God had a bad case of dandruff, but now I know Head&Shoulders wouldn`t help at all... (I don`t actually believe though XD)

  26. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Explains why kids these days are less willing to eat it.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    O dear! thats wrong!
  28. Profile photo of Sumel
    Sumel Female 18-29
    4 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    pui maybe you are just losing your sense of humour more and more each day? You should get that checked out... :D smiles and chuckles are healthy!
  29. Profile photo of xXxcupcakeXx
    xXxcupcakeXx Female 13-17
    81 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    and that my dear children is how snow is made
  30. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    i always thought it snowed because angels were doing blow. they`re just really messy and a lot falls off the table
  31. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    OH GOD!!
  32. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Imma saving that one...
  33. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    ITS EVERYWHERE D:
  34. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    *cries* ickyyyyy! D:
  35. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    hah
  36. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Hmm, no wonder why it stuck so well when I built that snow man. :)
  37. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    I`m calling prank on that one. :/
  38. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    You all have sick minds. If you can`t hear the word "come" without instantly thinking dirty thoughts, you need to clean out your mind.
  39. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    Oh man, they`ll have to change the `no yellow snow` rule to just, `no snow, full stop`.

    God: Killing more childhood memories everyday.

  40. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Brilliant caption!
  41. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    why doesn`t it snow in summer then huhhhh? lolz
  42. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    Dear SuperSmash: I didn`t see any comments regarding "come" .... are you perhaps falling prey to that dirty mind thing?
  43. Profile photo of SpaceM0nkie
    SpaceM0nkie Female 13-17
    2 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 8:31 am
    he came, and made more snow.
  44. Profile photo of Nana_Cute
    Nana_Cute Female 18-29
    5 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 9:19 am
    where is the catch....
  45. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    THAT`s what snow is???!!!! Ugh!!! I knew it was bad, but... ugh!
  46. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    Hail is bad. It`s what happens when god has gone out getting drunk with his gang and got kidney stones as a result the next day.
  47. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    four words are missing from the sign, just after came it should say "to save the world"

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