Sign I Saw In Front Of A Nearby Church [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

This sign answers a lot of questions. If God cries when it rains, this revelation actually makes a lot of sense...
There are 47 comments:
Female 365
four words are missing from the sign, just after came it should say "to save the world"
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Male 131
Hail is bad. It`s what happens when god has gone out getting drunk with his gang and got kidney stones as a result the next day.
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Male 5,194
THAT`s what snow is???!!!! Ugh!!! I knew it was bad, but... ugh!
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Female 5
where is the catch....
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Female 2
he came, and made more snow.
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Female 1,260
Dear SuperSmash: I didn`t see any comments regarding "come" .... are you perhaps falling prey to that dirty mind thing?
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Male 999
why doesn`t it snow in summer then huhhhh? lolz
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Male 3,842
Brilliant caption!
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Female 1,677
Oh man, they`ll have to change the `no yellow snow` rule to just, `no snow, full stop`.

God: Killing more childhood memories everyday.

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Male 3,756
You all have sick minds. If you can`t hear the word "come" without instantly thinking dirty thoughts, you need to clean out your mind.
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Male 1,232
I`m calling prank on that one. :/
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Female 673
Hmm, no wonder why it stuck so well when I built that snow man. :)
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Male 690
hah
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Female 4,197
*cries* ickyyyyy! D:
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Female 5,222
ITS EVERYWHERE D:
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Male 299
Imma saving that one...
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Male 332
OH GOD!!
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Male 420
i always thought it snowed because angels were doing blow. they`re just really messy and a lot falls off the table
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Female 81
and that my dear children is how snow is made
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Female 4
pui maybe you are just losing your sense of humour more and more each day? You should get that checked out... :D smiles and chuckles are healthy!
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Male 25,416
O dear! thats wrong!
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Male 2,841
Explains why kids these days are less willing to eat it.
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Female 158
*snicker* yes pui this site thrives on our immature brains and if you don`t like it then eff off! You`ve made 600+ posts and you still haven`t figured out?

But anyways, this was as funny as hell! I always thought snow happened when God had a bad case of dandruff, but now I know Head&Shoulders wouldn`t help at all... (I don`t actually believe though XD)

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Female 3,574
wow iab just gets more and more immature by the day.
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Male 4,680
Had to read it twice. I thought it was an anti- santa claus message at first.

And then I got the OTHER meaning!

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Male 1,043
wahaha lol kimkio
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Female 1,283
...Uh?
Nope, nothing comes to mind.
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Male 494
I knew that snow was a little sticky...
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Female 877
"Oh... and the kids are playing in it. No Jimmy! Don`t eat it!" rotfl
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Male 690
I get it! The poster is infantile!
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Male 2,690
What`s sad is that they probably didn`t realize what they were saying. Assuming it wasn`t a joke.
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Female 291
xD Love it
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Male 172
That explains how Jesus was made! Wait..
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Female 49
ahahaha !
it took me a while , but then i finally got it . (=
ewwww , god`s a pervv .
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Male 1,931
Oh... and the kids are playing in it. No Jimmy! Don`t eat it!
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Male 522
lmfao
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Male 355
well thats just nasty
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Female 519
Haha and to think I went out and made snow angels.. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to pearl necklace :(
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Male 10,440
If we take into account global climate data, we could estimate the size of god`s testicles.
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Male 37,794
You`d think those women who ski naked (Can`t find a g-rated pic, sry) would get pregnant more often eh?
Splurby you missed: LONG repetitive overly simplistic arguement that is actually beside the point. (and/or stupid)
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Male 4,867
well that explains a lot...
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Male 418
oh come on (not literally)... thats just gross... god is old, it probably is like a white powder kinda goo !!
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Male 2,796
Awww... Take it down Fancylad because I`m a whiny retarded bitch ass that has to take everything serious! Why is this site so tasteless...***cry!!***

Also... random racy comment about God and solid point about faith being the end-all argument to anyone trying to argue Gods` existence.

Did I miss anything?

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Male 7,378
LOL
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Male 467
Yuck, luckily I didn`t catch any on my tongue. God`s a pervert.
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Male 3,014
I came too.
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Male 20,169
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