Shark Knife > Samari Sword > Ninja Star [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Misc

Yeah, Samari swords and ninja stars are pretty bad-ass, but they don"t hold a candle to the shark knife.
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Male 1,598
the shark knife is no match for the pterodactyl blade
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Male 312
I want 12 of them...
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Male 480
i`d shiot my pants if some random dude came up and was like, give me your money. I might go to feedle position.
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Female 159
this is kinda cool...but, WHO WILL EVER NEED THAT?!?!
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Male 1,164
what an incredibly useless and worthless knife, even most decorative knives could serve there purpose well... that thing although it looks cool probably wouldnt even stand much of a chance against a cheese knife let alone any other bloody thing
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Male 1,347
nah, panic, you spelled it right but the level of who-the-drat-cares is really low. anyway, that thing would actually take quite a bit of skill to use in battle. the serrated teeth in the sharks mouth would take a lot of ability, you know the up-down-up-down movement... *ahem* maybe most of us are already naturally inclined to that movement.
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Female 160
This is what guys who can`t afford really really BIG trucks buy. You know what I mean.One way or another, it`s all about the penis.
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Female 189
I bought my sister a shark knife for Christmas.
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Male 48
this is what i bring to a knife fight.
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Male 124
made from real shark
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Male 25
anyone else notice samurai was spelled wrong in the title? i think maybe i spelled it wrong too, but anyways... IT`S DEFINITELY WRONG IN THE TITLE |]
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Female 40
freaging awesome
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Female 1,077
DO WANT. DO WANT RIGHT NOW.
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Female 2,672
its pretty obvious, you bring this to gun-fight, and whilst everyone laughing at you...YOU STAB THEM :O
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Male 1,153
its cool, if not slightly pointless
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Male 15,832
@McGovern1981

Picture > 1000 chars

WIN!

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Male 3,255
lol
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Male 610
it`s.. so.... beautiful..... *sniffle*
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Male 172
@McGovern1981

Thats an epic WIN on the .gif

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Female 83
Well I was gunna be a smart-ass and Google search Samari to see if there was a list of appropriately inappropriate objects to turn to for the misspelling... But it turns out Google can`t spell Samurai either... Either way Katana sounds more proper than Samurai Sword.

Gun fight?
Try "Fight."
I think a large kitchen knife would win a fight against the shark knife, let alone the pinnacle of sword craftsmanship. The front end is open to damaging the fingers and the artsy details just make it less durable. The blades are so jumbled it would shred not cut and that requires more strength, you`d get caught on their clothing at best, and your own intestines at worst.

It`s only bad-ass if you come out the other side with all of your limbs intact, like back flips off of ladders. No one thinks you`re cool when you end up as a gif on I-A-B titled "The ladder wins".

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Male 480
my this looks terrifyingly impractical
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Male 418
until you get one of those sudden itches on your nose that needs a scratching !!
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Male 25
Star... if you got a knife and I can shoot you before you get within range.. well see the animation that McGovern shared.

Admitedly the range is a lot more than most people think, around 20 feet for a knife to be dangerous. But I can at least theortically, shoot you from a mile and a half away. (Longest confirmed sniper kill)

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Male 928
The only thing anyone is going to do with that thing is look dumb hurting themselves on it.

In a real fight with 3 guys each using the mentioned weapons the guy using this is going to die first because that joke of a weapon is going to get caught on something then 5 ninja stars are going to hit him and the guy with the sword is going to finish the job...

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Male 14,330
@Stardagger
Ummmmm pretty sure it would.........
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Male 201
It doesn`t exactly look sturdy.
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Male 2,220
Of course a gun beats a melee weapon in a fight. Have you not seen Indiana Jones?
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Male 1,190
I love to hear all the people who think that guns will help them win a fight, lol!!!
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Female 535
Nidonemo - if it`s a pain in the ass when you clean it - you`re doing it wrong.
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Male 1,647

I wonder how many people would accidentally slice themselves just by walking around with one of these on...
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Female 15
Epic win.
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Female 7
i want one
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Male 111
lol

V

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Male 9,306
Must be a pain in the ass to clean.
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Male 1,629
"Wouldn`t be much use in a gunfight."

but gunfights are for pussies.

sharkknife fights are for MEN!!!!!

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Female 53
Epic.
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Female 3,828
woah thats hardcore.
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Male 15,832
Wouldn`t be much use in a gunfight.
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Male 164
That is the fanciest looking bottle opened i have ever seen.
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Male 1,190
jayme has it right, if you think that thing works at all you need to spend more time in the dojo.
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Male 21
Some would say "Overkill"...
Id say, "Just enough Kill"..
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Male 8
heheh it looks like a shark.
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Male 485
id buy it
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Female 1,190
WANT
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Male 46
I dont see the throwing start aspect...
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Male 999
if the other person had a samurai sword this guy would be DRATED
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Male 130
gay
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Male 818
the most useless thing in a fight EVER but I wouldnt wanna f_ck with the guy who has that with him
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Female 2,695
it looks cool but i`m not sure how well it would work in a fight
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Male 2,506
@Luke: The entire thing is just 1 giant bottle opener
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Male 2,238
I don`t care if it`s impractical, it`s badass. Do want.
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Female 5,222
whahahaa thats really cool actually XD
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Male 2,005
i think this qualifies for an overkill, a big one at that
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Male 1,063
I think I even see a bottle opener!
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Male 2,551
Despite how fancy it is, it still wouldn`t protect the rest of his body from a bullet wound...
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Male 1,067
"Looks like a good weapon for Voldo."

I was so thinking that! I`m glad someone else has Soul Calibur on the mind. Although IV was nowhere near as good as 2. Anyways, back on topic...
That guy seriously needs a less embarrassing weapon such as the aforementioned Samurai Sword or Ninja Star.

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Female 136
why?
its probably more dangerous to the guy wearing it than anyone else.
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Male 603
Pfft get a proper knife this is all the knife you`d ever need
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Male 2,619
That is one man in dire need of a blowjob.

It looks like a swiss army arm. Its ridiculous!

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Male 1,051
Looks like a good weapon for Voldo.
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Male 1,357
brutal
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Male 372
Looks like a surefire way to accidently stab yourself to me.
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Male 730
ha males say it`s lame, women that they want one. Interesting.
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Male 1,093
There`s this cool scorpion at this weapon shop near my house.
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Male 7
THIS is a knife...Knifes?
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Male 1,190
There are so many reasons that thing is useless for anything other than show. Ask someone you know who actually knows martial arts.
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Female 5
love it. want to use it on the spell checking nit-wits. hoktd on foniks wurkz for me.
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Female 45
I want one.
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Male 10,845
lame
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Male 203
You`d have to be Klingon to thouroughly enjoy this useless scrap metal.
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Male 3,425
That is single-handedly the most awesome weapon I`ve ever seen.
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Male 180
`the hell is a samari ?
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Male 205
DrSunday: "would break with a simple kick."

why bother? just step back, he`ll stab himself the moment he tries to use it.

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Male 2
Now you can bring a shark to a knife fight.
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Male 2,486
"
would break with a simple kick."

Go ahead, kick it.

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Female 519
Aw yeah, a shark knife. I`d use that everyday.
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Male 14,330
I`d rather have a chainsaw bear.
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Male 133
would break with a simple kick.
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Male 377
Like all good weapons it`s as dangerous to the user as it is to everyone around them. ;)
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Male 191
Utterly ridiculous. And @5Cats: impractical, not impracticle.
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Female 162
if you`ll excuse me, i`m going to cut down a few trees.
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Male 1,351
Oooooooooooooooooh. Pointy.
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Male 3,619
somehow... i want this thing to have my children. if it only was possible.

it`s just that awesome.

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Female 9,402
Nice.
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Male 1,765
It even has a can opener! Check it out.
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Male 439
...Samari? Perchance you mean SAMURAI? :)

It`s more like a super badass cestus/knuckle duster kind of thing :P

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Male 363
that is beyond amazing.
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Male 651
So you get in a fight: "hold on a sec let my just put on my ridiculously complicated shark kni...[STAB IN THE FACE]"
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Male 36,400
HAHAHA! DO WANT!
Of course it`s highly impracticle. Look how thin the metal is above the fingers (between the eye and the topfin) it`s gonna bend or snap if you hit someone hard enough! :P
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Male 807
so sharks have just become more dangerous than they should be
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Female 4,039
Worst Jimmy Buffett tailgate accessory EVER!
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Male 807
christmas gift? yes please
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Male 25,416
Thats brutally dangerous!
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Male 4,867
...woah
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Male 617
you`d injure yourself a lot worse than anyone else.
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Male 1,002
Imagine this guy getting mugged - "Hey can you just hold on a sec, I have to.. ahh jeez I gotta put it together and.. egh.. this blade on this rod... this strap over my arm, then... get thi.."BANG!!!!
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Male 7,585
that is pretty badass
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Male 207
his pinky is vulnerable! strike !
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Male 4,594
Fun to wear on a first date.
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Male 373
holy crap

thats AWSOME

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Male 76
i want...no NEED one...
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Male 19,850
Link: Shark Knife > Samari Sword > Ninja Star [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yeah, Samari swords and ninja stars are pretty bad-ass, but they don`t hold a candle to the shark knife.
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