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Date: 12/22/09 12:00 PM

102 Responses to Shark Knife > Samari Sword > Ninja Star [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:42 am
    Link: Shark Knife > Samari Sword > Ninja Star - Yeah, Samari swords and ninja stars are pretty bad-ass, but they don`t hold a candle to the shark knife.
  2. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    i want...no NEED one...
  3. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    holy crap

    thats AWSOME

  4. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Fun to wear on a first date.
  5. Profile photo of bingo5765
    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    his pinky is vulnerable! strike !
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    that is pretty badass
  7. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Imagine this guy getting mugged - "Hey can you just hold on a sec, I have to.. ahh jeez I gotta put it together and.. egh.. this blade on this rod... this strap over my arm, then... get thi.."BANG!!!!
  8. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    you`d injure yourself a lot worse than anyone else.
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    ...woah
  10. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Thats brutally dangerous!
  11. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    christmas gift? yes please
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Worst Jimmy Buffett tailgate accessory EVER!
  13. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    so sharks have just become more dangerous than they should be
  14. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    HAHAHA! DO WANT!
    Of course it`s highly impracticle. Look how thin the metal is above the fingers (between the eye and the topfin) it`s gonna bend or snap if you hit someone hard enough! :P
  15. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    So you get in a fight: "hold on a sec let my just put on my ridiculously complicated shark kni..."
  16. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    that is beyond amazing.
  17. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    ...Samari? Perchance you mean SAMURAI? :)

    It`s more like a super badass cestus/knuckle duster kind of thing :P

  18. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    It even has a can opener! Check it out.
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Nice.
  20. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    somehow... i want this thing to have my children. if it only was possible.

    it`s just that awesome.

  21. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Oooooooooooooooooh. Pointy.
  22. Profile photo of CupOfSTFU
    CupOfSTFU Female 13-17
    162 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    if you`ll excuse me, i`m going to cut down a few trees.
  23. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Utterly ridiculous. And @5Cats: impractical, not impracticle.
  24. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Like all good weapons it`s as dangerous to the user as it is to everyone around them. ;)
  25. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
    133 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    would break with a simple kick.
  26. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    I`d rather have a chainsaw bear.
  27. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Aw yeah, a shark knife. I`d use that everyday.
  28. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    "
    would break with a simple kick."

    Go ahead, kick it.

  29. Profile photo of NotChris
    NotChris Male 13-17
    2 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Now you can bring a shark to a knife fight.
  30. Profile photo of osmandias
    osmandias Male 40-49
    205 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    DrSunday: "would break with a simple kick."

    why bother? just step back, he`ll stab himself the moment he tries to use it.

  31. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
    180 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    `the hell is a samari ?
  32. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    That is single-handedly the most awesome weapon I`ve ever seen.
  33. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    You`d have to be Klingon to thouroughly enjoy this useless scrap metal.
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    lame
  35. Profile photo of Dudegirl
    Dudegirl Female 13-17
    45 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I want one.
  36. Profile photo of SwtnSxyBabyJ
    SwtnSxyBabyJ Female 30-39
    5 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    love it. want to use it on the spell checking nit-wits. hoktd on foniks wurkz for me.
  37. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    There are so many reasons that thing is useless for anything other than show. Ask someone you know who actually knows martial arts.
  38. Profile photo of daydream91
    daydream91 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    THIS is a knife...Knifes?
  39. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    There`s this cool scorpion at this weapon shop near my house.
  40. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    ha males say it`s lame, women that they want one. Interesting.
  41. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Looks like a surefire way to accidently stab yourself to me.
  42. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    brutal
  43. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Looks like a good weapon for Voldo.
  44. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    That is one man in dire need of a blowjob.

    It looks like a swiss army arm. Its ridiculous!

  45. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    587 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Pfft get a proper knife this is all the knife you`d ever need
  46. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    why?
    its probably more dangerous to the guy wearing it than anyone else.
  47. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    "Looks like a good weapon for Voldo."

    I was so thinking that! I`m glad someone else has Soul Calibur on the mind. Although IV was nowhere near as good as 2. Anyways, back on topic...
    That guy seriously needs a less embarrassing weapon such as the aforementioned Samurai Sword or Ninja Star.

  48. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Despite how fancy it is, it still wouldn`t protect the rest of his body from a bullet wound...
  49. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    I think I even see a bottle opener!
  50. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    i think this qualifies for an overkill, a big one at that
  51. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    whahahaa thats really cool actually XD
  52. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I don`t care if it`s impractical, it`s badass. Do want.
  53. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    @Luke: The entire thing is just 1 giant bottle opener
  54. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    it looks cool but i`m not sure how well it would work in a fight
  55. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    the most useless thing in a fight EVER but I wouldnt wanna f_ck with the guy who has that with him
  56. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    gay
  57. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    if the other person had a samurai sword this guy would be DRATED
  58. Profile photo of BrutahSka
    BrutahSka Male 18-29
    46 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    I dont see the throwing start aspect...
  59. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    WANT
  60. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    id buy it
  61. Profile photo of Millexi
    Millexi Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    heheh it looks like a shark.
  62. Profile photo of Visser3
    Visser3 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    Some would say "Overkill"...
    Id say, "Just enough Kill"..
  63. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    jayme has it right, if you think that thing works at all you need to spend more time in the dojo.
  64. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    That is the fanciest looking bottle opened i have ever seen.
  65. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    Wouldn`t be much use in a gunfight.
  66. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    woah thats hardcore.
  67. Profile photo of Stork_Berry
    Stork_Berry Female 18-29
    53 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    Epic.
  68. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    "Wouldn`t be much use in a gunfight."

    but gunfights are for pussies.

    sharkknife fights are for MEN!!!!!

  69. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    Must be a pain in the ass to clean.
  70. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    lol

    V

  71. Profile photo of JessicaRyan
    JessicaRyan Female 13-17
    7 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    i want one
  72. Profile photo of nolifebecca
    nolifebecca Female 13-17
    15 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:56 am
    Epic win.
  73. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:24 am

    I wonder how many people would accidentally slice themselves just by walking around with one of these on...
  74. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Nidonemo - if it`s a pain in the ass when you clean it - you`re doing it wrong.
  75. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 2:29 am
    I love to hear all the people who think that guns will help them win a fight, lol!!!
  76. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:16 am
    Of course a gun beats a melee weapon in a fight. Have you not seen Indiana Jones?
  77. Profile photo of tyrannus
    tyrannus Male 18-29
    201 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:37 am
    It doesn`t exactly look sturdy.
  78. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:41 am
    @Stardagger
    Ummmmm pretty sure it would.........
  79. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 6:27 am
    The only thing anyone is going to do with that thing is look dumb hurting themselves on it.

    In a real fight with 3 guys each using the mentioned weapons the guy using this is going to die first because that joke of a weapon is going to get caught on something then 5 ninja stars are going to hit him and the guy with the sword is going to finish the job...

  80. Profile photo of Bearfoot
    Bearfoot Male 30-39
    25 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:03 am
    Star... if you got a knife and I can shoot you before you get within range.. well see the animation that McGovern shared.

    Admitedly the range is a lot more than most people think, around 20 feet for a knife to be dangerous. But I can at least theortically, shoot you from a mile and a half away. (Longest confirmed sniper kill)

  81. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:39 am
    until you get one of those sudden itches on your nose that needs a scratching !!
  82. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:03 am
    my this looks terrifyingly impractical
  83. Profile photo of Feylynn
    Feylynn Female 18-29
    83 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Well I was gunna be a smart-ass and Google search Samari to see if there was a list of appropriately inappropriate objects to turn to for the misspelling... But it turns out Google can`t spell Samurai either... Either way Katana sounds more proper than Samurai Sword.

    Gun fight?
    Try "Fight."
    I think a large kitchen knife would win a fight against the shark knife, let alone the pinnacle of sword craftsmanship. The front end is open to damaging the fingers and the artsy details just make it less durable. The blades are so jumbled it would shred not cut and that requires more strength, you`d get caught on their clothing at best, and your own intestines at worst.

    It`s only bad-ass if you come out the other side with all of your limbs intact, like back flips off of ladders. No one thinks you`re cool when you end up as a gif on I-A-B titled "The ladder wins".

  84. Profile photo of lgm432
    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:13 am
    @McGovern1981

    Thats an epic WIN on the .gif

  85. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:15 am
    it`s.. so.... beautiful..... *sniffle*
  86. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:17 am
    lol
  87. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:41 am
    @McGovern1981

    Picture > 1000 chars

    WIN!

  88. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:56 am
    its cool, if not slightly pointless
  89. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:28 am
    its pretty obvious, you bring this to gun-fight, and whilst everyone laughing at you...YOU STAB THEM :O
  90. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:42 am
    DO WANT. DO WANT RIGHT NOW.
  91. Profile photo of crissluvr43
    crissluvr43 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    freaging awesome
  92. Profile photo of panicXswitch
    panicXswitch Male 18-29
    25 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    anyone else notice samurai was spelled wrong in the title? i think maybe i spelled it wrong too, but anyways... IT`S DEFINITELY WRONG IN THE TITLE |]
  93. Profile photo of RipJack
    RipJack Male 13-17
    124 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    made from real shark
  94. Profile photo of RomanticGoth
    RomanticGoth Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    this is what i bring to a knife fight.
  95. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    I bought my sister a shark knife for Christmas.
  96. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    This is what guys who can`t afford really really BIG trucks buy. You know what I mean.One way or another, it`s all about the penis.
  97. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    nah, panic, you spelled it right but the level of who-the-drat-cares is really low. anyway, that thing would actually take quite a bit of skill to use in battle. the serrated teeth in the sharks mouth would take a lot of ability, you know the up-down-up-down movement... *ahem* maybe most of us are already naturally inclined to that movement.
  98. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    what an incredibly useless and worthless knife, even most decorative knives could serve there purpose well... that thing although it looks cool probably wouldnt even stand much of a chance against a cheese knife let alone any other bloody thing
  99. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 3:44 am
    this is kinda cool...but, WHO WILL EVER NEED THAT?!?!
  100. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    i`d shiot my pants if some random dude came up and was like, give me your money. I might go to feedle position.
  101. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    I want 12 of them...
  102. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    the shark knife is no match for the pterodactyl blade

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