Santa Claus Burns in Traumatic Fire [8 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

If this act of destruction is any indicator, it looks like it"s going to be an exciting Christmas!
There are 144 comments:
Female 204
sorry kids, santas not coming back.
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Female 2
LMAO
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Female 356
HA!
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Female 236
Lol, merry christmas, santa. I got you a maletov!
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Male 115
no , its just sad . all of it.
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Female 673
lol. Its kind of funny, but sad at the same time.
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Male 2,582
Let it snow!
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Male 42
"Metaphysics
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I can`t take the prevalent illiteracy so often exhibited by the folks who post content on this site!"
Well, your sentence is somewhat redundant. "Prevalent" and "so often" mean basically the same thing, so only one of them is needed in the sentence.
He actually used the term prevalent in its secondary meaning as in "At the forefront" or "Affront often" so he said, basically, "The obviously stupid posts need to stop." he did not say "fed up with repeating cant read repeating shown by stupid people." understand?
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Male 363
SuperSmash win.
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Female 67
merry dratin christmas! XD
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Male 3,755
"Metaphysics
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I can`t take the prevalent illiteracy so often exhibited by the folks who post content on this site!"

Well, your sentence is somewhat redundant. "Prevalent" and "so often" mean basically the same thing, so only one of them is needed in the sentence.

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Female 855
Good quote, lordty.
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Female 986
Ho-ho-horrible Christmas, one and all! :)
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Male 301
"You tell em I`m coming, and I`m bringing Hell with me!!!"
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Male 301
...and on the third day he rose again...wait...
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Male 2,841
The sheer amount of awesomeness is starting to get to me.
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Male 301
There are easier ways to get on the naughty list.
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Female 1,297
that was a ridiculous amount of epic
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Female 163
Picture number four: haunting me forever.
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Male 3,296
SantAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Male 295
and that is what happens when fat people run
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Male 4,867
oh snap! santa is dead
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Male 156
"Oh and for all you uptight types, relax: She`s a little satanic Bi#ch and she has it coming."

Awwww I want my very own little satanic bi#ch.

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Female 62
That actually makes Santa look pretty badass in that 4th and 5th pictures.

"Now kids, I hope you`ve been good this year, because Santa is coming tonight, and he`s bringing HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!"

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Male 4,593
That`s great stuff... I`m going to show these pics to my four-year-old niece and tell her that Santa is dead.

Oh and for all you uptight types, relax: She`s a little satanic Bi#ch and she has it coming.

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Female 2,509
OMG definitely a huge LMFAO
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Female 420
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
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Male 326
Wow. A legitimate laugh out loud.
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Male 177
ahhhhhhhhhhh! christmas has been cancelled due to lack of postal service.
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Male 16
That`s funny...

"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won`t you set my ass alight... "

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Male 59
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won`t you set my ass alight...
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Male 1,067
Is it wrong that the last picture made me laugh a bit?
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Female 23
the day that christmas died.
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Male 197
im sure theres a metaphor in their somewhere that the collective intelligence of the internet will pick up on
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Male 976
"Oh, the humanity!"
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Male 1,265
It seems Santa was too fast down the chimney.

I`m amazed no-one has said that yet

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Male 2,552
>Metaphysics
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I can`t take the prevalent illiteracy so often exhibited by the folks who post content on this site!

The correct spelling is... no, actually I can`t find anything. But you, sir, had a very witty comeback, and for this I applaud you.
You hereby win one Internetz!

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Male 431
thats actually kinda freaky... in a way..
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Male 388
BURN YOU GIGANTIC LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 137
oh dear
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Male 795
Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh. O`er the fields we go! Laughing all the.....Whoa. Wait. Hey! HEY! HEY MAN! WAIT! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
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Female 62
For the grammar Nazis...

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1578/

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Female 163
Lionhart, you are my new BFF.
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Male 8,300
> Lonley_girl
> anyone know how long it takes to go back to one of the chat rooms after you get kicked out? or are you never allowed back?

If you mean the IAB Chat, it depends on the Mod who banned you - whether it was Temp or Perm. The fact that you can still post comments on the Forums tells me it was probably Temp, so I`d say 24 hours, but that`s only a guess.

PS, it`s spelled "Lonely", from the adjective "lone" meaning one.

GRAMMAR NAZI`S OF THE WORLD UNITE!!

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Male 985
For allah! :P
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Male 191
Jewish people lol jk
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Male 111
Clearly Santa hates us :(
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Male 33
lol gramma natzi ;P
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Male 2,049
I hope rex is the one who catches fire next.

@Lonely_Girl you must have said something really really bad.

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Female 138
anyone know how long it takes to go back to one of the chat rooms after you get kicked out? or are you never allowed back?
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Female 1,190
santa D:
metaphysics PWN
im glad someone corrected the rex kid lol
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Female 3,598
BURN SANTA!!! BURN THE CORPORATE GIANTS!!! BURN EVERYTHING!!!
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Male 32
ARRRRRRRRRGH! I can`t take the prevalent illiteracy so often exhibited by the folks who post the content of this site.

THE CORRECT GRAMMAR IS `ARRAY OF`.

Can`t you at least run idiotic comments through a grammar-checker? Chrome has a grammar-checker built in by default. I`m sure Firefox has an array `of` available plugins.

I know that I`m going to be called `a` spelling Nazi but this is probably the twentieth time I`ve seen these kind of mistakes. It brings the overall caliber of the site down.

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Male 112
Get owned, santa.
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Male 156
"Rex, this site runs on duct tape and a sad little hamster on a rusty wheel. We`re MacGyvering this sh*t over here. Give us a break if we don`t catch the occasional typo that the users make, okay?"

BS, even a hamster woudl spell better than you, lol, yo suk!!!111

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Male 14
LoL, Rex can`t even spell ilitrt right. what a hippokrit
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Male 156
"I hope little kids were watching this happen and crying."

Knowing kids these days, they`d probably just go "OMG, AWESOME!"

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Female 15,763
Rex, this site runs on duct tape and a sad little hamster on a rusty wheel. We`re MacGyvering this sh*t over here. Give us a break if we don`t catch the occasional typo that the users make, okay?
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Male 1,666
"Ho-Ho-HoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAGH!"
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Male 758
@rex-
If you`ve got such a problem with inane misspellings, get your fill of random internet BS elsewhere. And, better yet, avoid reading the comments section at all costs.
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Female 61
Rexusdiablos thinks he`s a f*cking awesome because he`s a smartass but really he`s just a spelling Nazi....and mostly 12 yr olds are on this site so no one gives a f*ck about the spelling anyway...
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Female 74
woooah!!
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Male 63
ARRRRRRRRRGH! I can`t take the prevalent illiteracy so often exhibited by the folks who post the content of this site.

THE CORRECT SPELLING IS `TRAUMATIC`.

Can`t you at least run content titles through a spell-checker? Chrome has a spell-checker built in by default. I`m sure Firefox has an array available plugins.

I know that I`m going to be called spelling Nazi but this is probably the twentieth time I`ve seen these kind of mistakes. It brings the overall caliber of the site down.

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Female 169
big creepy santa deserved it...
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Male 101
that fire was quite tramatic
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Male 168
lulululululullulul
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Male 3,014
"There won`t be any more Christmas. We fried Santa!"
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Male 716
Santa`s like a phoenix... from the ashes reborn.
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Female 15,763
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA-

*breathe*

-AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*tear*

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Female 678
"Apparently a dysfunction with a welding machine."

Knowing that caused the fire made me smile that much more. hahaha. figures a welder would torch something.

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Male 1,523
Good thing that was his assistant.
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Male 367
That`s sad. :(
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Female 1,264
This makes me happy.
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Male 999
im melting..im meeelting
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Female 22
I hope little kids were watching this happen and crying.
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Male 1
This happened two weeks ago somewhere in Brazil, I think. Apparently a dysfunction with a welding machine.

The town of Valencia, in Spain, builds woods statues like this all over town around Easter and then burns them all two weeks later. It`s really impressive stuff, because the statues are stuffed with fireworks. It`s the last day of "Fallas", called la Crema. Google Fallas Valencia Crema for some impressive videos!

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Male 19
thats awesome
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Female 28
SANTA!!!! NOOOOOOOOO SOBS*
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Male 1,678
A jealous Jesus takes revenge
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Female 901
i`ve seen this before
idr where.
not funny the first time, or the second. :[
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Male 2,028
AWESOME!!!
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Male 49
I was going to be the annoying person that yells "photoshopped" but then I saw the last picture...
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Male 25,416
That will haunt my at night!
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Male 419
haha made me smile :)
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Male 322
NOOOOOOooooo :(
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Female 91
yes! So great for the enviroment :]
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Female 1,412
this is scary!!!
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Female 4,197
santaaaaaa!!! :(
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Female 1,283
That isn`t foreshadowing anything ;-/...
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Female 509
Since IAB already was reprimanded for the grievous spelling error I`ll only say that these series of pics put a smile on face.

Is that sick or what?

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Female 895
YEEEeaahh! Oh that`d be funny to see.
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Female 696
oh.. xD sorry, those last few pictures made me chuckle. Thats such a horrible incident.
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Male 1,685
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Female 285
Not only that, but it seems the grammar monster ate some vowels from the text.
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Male 1,485
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


oh well.......

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Male 569
Traumatic*?
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Female 1,120
He was creepy looking anyway..
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Male 46
One would think he would be more fireproof, entering house via the chimney and all.

"why was the photographer just standing there watching?"
What do you recommend s/he do? Piss on the fire?

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Female 75
=[ he went down like a champ
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Male 272
dratting terrorists
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Female 231
NO SANTA, NO
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Male 3,619
i was expecting a Terminator like apearance appearing from the flames... iwas dissapointed
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Male 3,425
Owned.
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Male 8,300
Dear People Who Made Our $300,000 Santa Model,

You`re doing it all wrong.

Signed
P`d Off Mayor

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Male 792
Oh the humanity!
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Male 3,755
"Photographers are there to record the action no be a part of it, they are there to show what is going on without interference from outside sources, an outside looking in perspective."

In this case, I can see that. What`s he gonna do? I`m sure fireman were already on the way. In other cases, that`s bullcrap. If you can help the situation, put the camera down and help.

I`d rather hear about a life being saved than see pictures of someone dying.

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Male 425
best, picture, ever
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Male 3,755
"Oh the ho ho ho homanity"

butji, you win. Thread over.

Nevermind. About 50 other people will try to make the same joke.

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Male 575
buuurn baby burn!
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Male 17,511
Bet that`ll give some kids nightmares.
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Female 275
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Female 1,395
...damn...i guess i`ll never get those slipper socks from my auntie now ¬.¬
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Female 1,386
Santa`s face seemed oddly appropriate. It had a "See you all in hell" look to it.
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Male 266
Photographers are there to record the action no be a part of it, they are there to show what is going on without interference from outside sources, an outside looking in perspective.
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Female 131
poor Santa :(
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Male 10,855
spontaneous combustion
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Male 10,440
hah! I found that very funny for some reason.
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Female 16
It`s the Wicker Santa! How many virgins were inside is just anybodys guess. :D
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Male 533
"why was the photographer just standing there watching?"

What would you have suggested the photographer do?

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Male 416
why was the photographer just standing there watching?

Because he`s professional?

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Female 256
SANTA IS DEAD?! D:
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Male 103
Oh the ho ho ho homanity
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Male 496
Prancer... what are you doing with that can of gasoline and those matches?
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Male 1,403
why was the photographer just standing there watching?
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Female 275
"Traumatic"
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Male 703
the next big christmas carol...santa clause is burning to death
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Male 3,014
Ho ho ho! Ho ho hoah ah AH AH AAHHH AHHHHHH!!!
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Female 9,572
Burn, Santa, Burn.
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Female 5,222
OMG >.<!!!!!!
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Male 1,081
He should have taken off his coat.
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Male 9,305
I wonder just how toxic that smoke was...
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Male 807
Santa backed his sleigh into a fire hydrant in Orlando after banging a socialite in the North Pole, Mrs. Claus found out and torched him-Santa is missing Christmas this month
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Male 106
Fancy "Typo" Lad strikes again!
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Male 172
...Rofl last pic looks like an awesome metal sculpture! :->
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Female 654
Yay. The smoke shall destroy the World. Just a little bit more.
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Male 848
:D :D : ) :| : (
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Male 2,049
HO... HO... HO... OH... SHIIIIIT!
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Male 2,700
Ohh ohh its racist...its a white peerson burning..Ohh ohh call CNN...ok im done
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Male 40,751
NOOOO! Now who`s going to bring me a pony??
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Male 95
AHAHAHAHA
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Male 275
I hope the little ones didn`t see that.
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Male 5
Does anyone know what caused the fire ?
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Male 310
Holy wow. thats intense
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Male 20,908
Link: Santa Claus Burns in Traumatic Fire [8 Pics] [Rate Link] - If this act of destruction is any indicator, it looks like it`s going to be an exciting Christmas!
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