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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:14 am
    Link: Religions of the World... - And what you have to do to make each of their gods happy.
  2. Profile photo of LLPkayla
    LLPkayla Female 13-17
    75 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:18 am
    AHAHA
  3. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:23 am
    haha the Catholicism one is so true.
  4. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:26 am
    lol
  5. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
    133 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:28 am
    old as poo.
  6. Profile photo of whiskyginger
    whiskyginger Female 18-29
    86 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:31 am
    smoke dis poo....im rasta and i didnt even know it
  7. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:33 am
    rama rama ding dong

    I`m making that my phone signature.

  8. Profile photo of neojester12
    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Simpson`s did it.

    No, but there`s a poster that says "poo happens" and then lists each of these plus, like, 25 more.

  9. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 8:50 am
    I find it more than interesting that there isn`t a single religion in all the world that believes the world and its people are as it/they should be.

    Just where did this universal standard come from? In fact, how do we even know what "bad" is, since we all seem to find it everywhere?

    And there are yet athiests. You know, I understand people that think God`s a jerk. I don`t understand people who believe everything magically formed from nothing.

  10. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Ok now I don`t get why you can post the word sh*t but when we try it says poo instead.

    Just a thought.

  11. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:00 am
    @shunpo

    Take an ethics class it will answer your questions

  12. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:04 am
    i`m not here to start a debate shunpo, but there is so much irony in what you just said i almost shat myself.
  13. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:15 am
    lol, that made me laugh
    now i have to get outta here before i get caught up in the stupid religion arguements
  14. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:15 am
    "Simpson`s did it."

    Simpson`s did EVERYTHING. It`s pointless to bring them in to it.

  15. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:18 am
    this is soooooo old
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:20 am
    i had a friend with a poster similar to this
  17. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Take a hostage? Racist much. I know quite a few muslims, and none of them are terrorists, agree with terrorists, or even think about that sort of thing. It`s a shame terrorism give the religion such a bad name.
  18. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Hell I had this poster in college back in 1992 heh.

    Still good memories. I wonder how long this list has actually been around. I bet it goes back 40 years or so.

  19. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:00 am
    I like my poo happens poster better. Haha. It isn`t as evil. Haha. No hostages there, plus more things on it. :) Good fun.
  20. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:01 am
    lol
  21. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:01 am
    I saw this on a shirt a long time ago. its still true
  22. Profile photo of simple_sam
    simple_sam Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:04 am
    "PROTESTANTISM: poo Won`t Happen If I Work Harder"

    Martin Luther is rolling in his grave.

  23. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:05 am
    I remember when my old high school health teacher gave us all this list. Good times.
  24. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:07 am
    "I don`t understand people who believe everything magically formed from nothing"

    Those are the only people in existence.

    Nothing existed, then it exploded, OR
    Nothing existed, then poof, some all mighty dude with magical powers poofed it all into existence.

  25. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:08 am
    lmfaooo the last one <3
  26. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Very true kamietsu.

    What came before the Big Bang?
    What came before God?

  27. Profile photo of simple_sam
    simple_sam Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:09 am
    If you`re going to satirize religion, at least get their FUNDAMENTAL dratING TENETS right.

    Unless you want to look like a complete idiot! Then, by all means, mix up catholics and protestants, or be racist, or whatever!

  28. Profile photo of idestel
    idestel Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:11 am
    im glad im a atheist
  29. Profile photo of simple_sam
    simple_sam Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:16 am
    "im glad im a atheist"

    I think I speak for many fellow atheists when I say: we`re not glad you`re "a" atheist.

    Do us a favor and either learn the English language or start believing in God!

  30. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:23 am
    So Jehovah`s Witnesses are basically door to door Taoists? You learn something new every day.
  31. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:27 am
    don`t be such a religious grammar nazi simple sam
  32. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Actually, half the time catholicism is right. When s*** happens, many people, especially idiots, they usually deserve it.

    Wouldn`t that also go under hinduism or buddhism too though as Karma?

  33. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Buddhism`s was the best.
  34. Profile photo of Swisskid10
    Swisskid10 Male 13-17
    103 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Actually the general theory of the big bang isn`t that there was nothing, but very strongly compressed everything (if that makes sense).
  35. Profile photo of ana_banana
    ana_banana Female 18-29
    4 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:46 am
    me too, idestel
  36. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:25 am
    The atheism one doesnt make sense, I`m sure poo happens to people who don`t belive in a god.
  37. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Brilliant!
  38. Profile photo of Valigon
    Valigon Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:38 am
    if poo happens take a hostage... lol
  39. Profile photo of DemonClown69
    DemonClown69 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:48 am
    LETS SMOKE THIS SH|T
  40. Profile photo of amaru420
    amaru420 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:55 am
    this poster sucks balls. it used to be funny, several fckiung years ago. now, it isnt funny. if poo happens take a hostage? really? taoism? jesus christ. they have better posters now.

    this is so fcking pathetic of i-a-b. wat the fkuc is this 1994 that this poo is funny

  41. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Hah... wow
  42. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Gotta love how IAB can take an old poster from Spencer`s and turn it into a religious b*tch fest.
  43. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    GREAT SUCCESS!
    I now understand
  44. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    This is older than the internets.
  45. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    rofl
  46. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    I now understand
  47. Profile photo of Hokage47
    Hokage47 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    I have a black t shirt of this I bought a ages ago.
  48. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Love it!
  49. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    only seen it on 4chan and 420chan 100 times
    but still all good
  50. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    old, but so funny.
  51. Profile photo of squishifishi
    squishifishi Female 13-17
    34 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    i love the atheism no s**t part
  52. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    I find it amusing that IAB`s dumb and lying filtering system replaces words in posts that are considered perfectly reasonable in submissions, i.e. the things that the people who run IAB consider suitable for putting on IAB.
  53. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Seen a bigger list ages ago.
  54. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Yea, I have seen this a million times, also.
  55. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    This was boring and shows a lot of ignorance about religion. Islam, for example, is talking about a small subculture that is far from representing the whole. Also, whomever wrote the poster just kinda gave up when they got to atheism.
  56. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Shouldn`t Atheism be: "There is no such thing as sh*t"

    or maybe "Trust me, everyone else is lying about sh*t"

    or, "Sh*t - its all in your mind".

  57. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    haahahha Islam is funny
  58. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Jehovah`s Witness always makes me laugh.
  59. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    I have this on a shirt
  60. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    "Shouldn`t Atheism be: "There is no such thing as sh*t""
    Hmm... I`m thinking more along the lines of:
    "This poo didn`t just fall from the sky, it came out of my ###"
  61. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Ya see, the reason why they didn`t use your lines for atheism is because they were aiming to make it funny.
  62. Profile photo of turtledude11
    turtledude11 Female 13-17
    126 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    the catholicism one is so true. (im a catholic)
  63. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    hare krishna one was hilarious
  64. Profile photo of lucu
    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Funny and true
  65. Profile photo of myownoasis12
    myownoasis12 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    lmao
  66. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    im catholic, and....wow. REPENT!! lol
  67. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    haha atheism.
  68. Profile photo of jamesbenson
    jamesbenson Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    i saw this during the summer, but after taking a world religions class its much funnier.
  69. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    *throws a bible and ducks*

    BIBLE FIGHT.

  70. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    I remember when that was a chain email
  71. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    Perfect.
  72. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    I could research it, but it`d be more fun to ask; anyone know anything about Hare Krishna?
  73. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:16 am
    "I could research it, but it`d be more fun to ask; anyone know anything about Hare Krishna?"
    Yes,well it`s basically:

    Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

    Krishna Krishna Hare Hare

    Hare Rama Hare Rama

    Rama Rama Hare Hare

    I guess you haven`t saw "Hair" yet..?

  74. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:18 am
    the last one sounds about right
  75. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:56 am
    Ha ha ha, are you serious? I could have gotten that from the video; except the play on words.

    Is there anything more substantial to it than a bunch of chanting (which is present in Siddartha Buddhism as well) or is that simple all that you had to contribute?

  76. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:56 am
    Funny, I have a similar poster hanging above my pc. Just a few differences, though. Like this;
    Taoism: If you understand poo, it isn`t poo.
    Islam: If poo happens, it is the will of Allah.
    T.v. evangelism: Send money or poo will happen to you.
    There`s also other things like Marxism: you have nothing to lose but your poo.
  77. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:57 am
    More like: you have nothing to lose but what your were after!
  78. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
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    December 20, 2009 at 4:18 am
    Thats sweet :D
  79. Profile photo of Reggae_Dude
    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:47 am
    That is sooooo funneh!!! xD
  80. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:22 am
    i love the Rasta one..
    and hare hare ding dong hahaha
  81. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 9:59 am
    lol @ jehovah`s
  82. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Haha rofl.
  83. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Atheism`s not a religion.
  84. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    epic win
  85. Profile photo of SalokinX
    SalokinX Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    "Atheism`s not a religion."

    Black isn`t a color...

    Black and Atheism are both the lack of something and they end up being considered part of what they are actually not.

    Hence Atheism being a religion and black a color.

    If someone were to ask "what is you religion?" a simple "I`m atheist" would suffice.

  86. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:18 am
    would satanism be "I caused this poo"?
  87. Profile photo of Nutimik
    Nutimik Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 3:36 am
    satanism: all hail the pooe.
  88. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    you missed the e i poo(e)
  89. Profile photo of ashleed
    ashleed Female 18-29
    35 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    LOL awesome
  90. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Wicca:
    Mix this poo together and make it happen!

    or

    If poo happened once, it will happen twice more.

    or my personal favourite,

    An it harm none, let poo happen.

    LOL

  91. Profile photo of kandi_g
    kandi_g Female 13-17
    12 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    not to be the one to break the "lol" talk but i dont aprove of this my father is muslim and he is the nicest, most happiest person in the world and he is the best father in the world. islam is not like that, yes some muslims are but not all of them islam: poo happens. my dad is just like everyone else. he is the coolest person ever and i hate seeing this stuff. take a look ppl what you see in the media is not what islam is. read up on it. its an amazing religon, if i didnt have a religon already that i am very devoted to i think i would convert to islam. so know about the things you hear about before judging. i love you daddy!
  92. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Oh, you sweet, pure thing, Kandi. Welcome to I-A-B.

  93. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:36 am
    Dear Kandi_g

    I my self is an atheist and i have spent allot of time on the internet. And i see by your comment that you are both religius and probably somewhat young. So I am therefor sorry to inform you that in your future visits to the internet, you will be mocked and trolled until you are reduced to a little crying girl on your bathroom floor who wonders why the world is so cruel.

    You have seen the news and you think you know the world of pain? Welcome to the dimension.

    But i wish you the best of luck =)

  94. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 6:41 am
    I would have to agree with RecycleElf and also tell kandi_g:

    On the internet, nobody gives a crap if you approve of something or not.

    We all think what we think, and while I respect you for being so devoted to your father and religion, I am atheist and I believe what I believe, and no amount of "Hey, we`re cool people and Islam is awesome!" is going to make me stop believing that religion of any sort is just a way of mind-controlling its population.

    There have been many flame-wars on this topic, and chances are if someone thinks Islam is a poo religion, they`re going to keep thinking it`s a poo religion no matter what you say.

  95. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 1:04 am
    lol and truth @ RecyclElf. my folks are seventh day, and believe me, that poo sucked as a kid: no saturday morning cartoons, no playing outside with friends on friday night/saturday, no movies, no school games (because they were on friday nights), I couldn`t even go to my high school graduation ceremony because it was on saturday. of course no unapproved meats at any time, and in the most extreme situations, no meat or caffeine or chocolates at all.

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