Religions of the World... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

And what you have to do to make each of their gods happy.
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Female 914
lol and truth @ RecyclElf. my folks are seventh day, and believe me, that poo sucked as a kid: no saturday morning cartoons, no playing outside with friends on friday night/saturday, no movies, no school games (because they were on friday nights), I couldn`t even go to my high school graduation ceremony because it was on saturday. of course no unapproved meats at any time, and in the most extreme situations, no meat or caffeine or chocolates at all.
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Female 1,070
I would have to agree with RecycleElf and also tell kandi_g:

On the internet, nobody gives a crap if you approve of something or not.

We all think what we think, and while I respect you for being so devoted to your father and religion, I am atheist and I believe what I believe, and no amount of "Hey, we`re cool people and Islam is awesome!" is going to make me stop believing that religion of any sort is just a way of mind-controlling its population.

There have been many flame-wars on this topic, and chances are if someone thinks Islam is a poo religion, they`re going to keep thinking it`s a poo religion no matter what you say.

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Male 3,619
Dear Kandi_g

I my self is an atheist and i have spent allot of time on the internet. And i see by your comment that you are both religius and probably somewhat young. So I am therefor sorry to inform you that in your future visits to the internet, you will be mocked and trolled until you are reduced to a little crying girl on your bathroom floor who wonders why the world is so cruel.

You have seen the news and you think you know the world of pain? Welcome to the dimension.

But i wish you the best of luck =)

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Female 1,593
Oh, you sweet, pure thing, Kandi. Welcome to I-A-B.

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Female 12
not to be the one to break the "lol" talk but i dont aprove of this my father is muslim and he is the nicest, most happiest person in the world and he is the best father in the world. islam is not like that, yes some muslims are but not all of them islam: poo happens. my dad is just like everyone else. he is the coolest person ever and i hate seeing this stuff. take a look ppl what you see in the media is not what islam is. read up on it. its an amazing religon, if i didnt have a religon already that i am very devoted to i think i would convert to islam. so know about the things you hear about before judging. i love you daddy!
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Female 1,264
Wicca:
Mix this poo together and make it happen!

or

If poo happened once, it will happen twice more.

or my personal favourite,

An it harm none, let poo happen.

LOL

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Female 35
LOL awesome
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Male 199
you missed the e i poo(e)
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Male 59
satanism: all hail the pooe.
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Female 1,077
would satanism be "I caused this poo"?
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Male 51
"Atheism`s not a religion."

Black isn`t a color...

Black and Atheism are both the lack of something and they end up being considered part of what they are actually not.

Hence Atheism being a religion and black a color.

If someone were to ask "what is you religion?" a simple "I`m atheist" would suffice.

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Male 1,485
epic win
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Male 287
Atheism`s not a religion.
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Male 169
Haha rofl.
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Female 2,672
lol @ jehovah`s
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Female 1,893
i love the Rasta one..
and hare hare ding dong hahaha
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Male 73
That is sooooo funneh!!! xD
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Male 1,043
Thats sweet :D
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Male 3,631
More like: you have nothing to lose but what your were after!
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Male 116
Funny, I have a similar poster hanging above my pc. Just a few differences, though. Like this;
Taoism: If you understand poo, it isn`t poo.
Islam: If poo happens, it is the will of Allah.
T.v. evangelism: Send money or poo will happen to you.
There`s also other things like Marxism: you have nothing to lose but your poo.
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Male 3,631
Ha ha ha, are you serious? I could have gotten that from the video; except the play on words.

Is there anything more substantial to it than a bunch of chanting (which is present in Siddartha Buddhism as well) or is that simple all that you had to contribute?

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Male 999
the last one sounds about right
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Female 517
"I could research it, but it`d be more fun to ask; anyone know anything about Hare Krishna?"
Yes,well it`s basically:

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

Krishna Krishna Hare Hare

Hare Rama Hare Rama

Rama Rama Hare Hare

I guess you haven`t saw "Hair" yet..?

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Male 3,631
I could research it, but it`d be more fun to ask; anyone know anything about Hare Krishna?
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Male 203
Perfect.
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Male 15,510
I remember when that was a chain email
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Female 15,763
*throws a bible and ducks*

BIBLE FIGHT.

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Male 8
i saw this during the summer, but after taking a world religions class its much funnier.
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Male 1,370
haha atheism.
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Male 332
im catholic, and....wow. REPENT!! lol
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Female 30
lmao
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Female 176
Funny and true
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Male 336
hare krishna one was hilarious
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Female 126
the catholicism one is so true. (im a catholic)
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Female 2,289
Ya see, the reason why they didn`t use your lines for atheism is because they were aiming to make it funny.
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Female 1,386
"Shouldn`t Atheism be: "There is no such thing as sh*t""
Hmm... I`m thinking more along the lines of:
"This poo didn`t just fall from the sky, it came out of my ###"
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Male 371
I have this on a shirt
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Female 364
Jehovah`s Witness always makes me laugh.
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Male 130
haahahha Islam is funny
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Male 1,054
Shouldn`t Atheism be: "There is no such thing as sh*t"

or maybe "Trust me, everyone else is lying about sh*t"

or, "Sh*t - its all in your mind".

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Female 728
This was boring and shows a lot of ignorance about religion. Islam, for example, is talking about a small subculture that is far from representing the whole. Also, whomever wrote the poster just kinda gave up when they got to atheism.
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Female 208
Yea, I have seen this a million times, also.
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Male 247
Seen a bigger list ages ago.
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Male 12,365
I find it amusing that IAB`s dumb and lying filtering system replaces words in posts that are considered perfectly reasonable in submissions, i.e. the things that the people who run IAB consider suitable for putting on IAB.
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Female 34
i love the atheism no s**t part
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Female 9,572
old, but so funny.
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Male 791
only seen it on 4chan and 420chan 100 times
but still all good
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Female 356
Love it!
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Male 49
I have a black t shirt of this I bought a ages ago.
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Male 25,416
I now understand
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Female 5,222
rofl
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Male 2,868
This is older than the internets.
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Male 138
GREAT SUCCESS!
I now understand
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Female 427
Gotta love how IAB can take an old poster from Spencer`s and turn it into a religious b*tch fest.
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Male 701
Hah... wow
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Male 76
this poster sucks balls. it used to be funny, several fckiung years ago. now, it isnt funny. if poo happens take a hostage? really? taoism? jesus christ. they have better posters now.

this is so fcking pathetic of i-a-b. wat the fkuc is this 1994 that this poo is funny

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Male 79
LETS SMOKE THIS SH|T
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Male 108
if poo happens take a hostage... lol
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Male 2,548
Brilliant!
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Male 302
The atheism one doesnt make sense, I`m sure poo happens to people who don`t belive in a god.
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Female 4
me too, idestel
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Male 103
Actually the general theory of the big bang isn`t that there was nothing, but very strongly compressed everything (if that makes sense).
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Male 1,351
Buddhism`s was the best.
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Male 716
Actually, half the time catholicism is right. When s*** happens, many people, especially idiots, they usually deserve it.

Wouldn`t that also go under hinduism or buddhism too though as Karma?

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Male 2,591
don`t be such a religious grammar nazi simple sam
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Male 4,546
So Jehovah`s Witnesses are basically door to door Taoists? You learn something new every day.
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Male 3
"im glad im a atheist"

I think I speak for many fellow atheists when I say: we`re not glad you`re "a" atheist.

Do us a favor and either learn the English language or start believing in God!

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Male 19
im glad im a atheist
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Male 3
If you`re going to satirize religion, at least get their FUNDAMENTAL dratING TENETS right.

Unless you want to look like a complete idiot! Then, by all means, mix up catholics and protestants, or be racist, or whatever!

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Male 3,425
Very true kamietsu.

What came before the Big Bang?
What came before God?

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Male 2,506
lmfaooo the last one <3
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Male 427
"I don`t understand people who believe everything magically formed from nothing"

Those are the only people in existence.

Nothing existed, then it exploded, OR
Nothing existed, then poof, some all mighty dude with magical powers poofed it all into existence.

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Male 1,406
I remember when my old high school health teacher gave us all this list. Good times.
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Male 3
"PROTESTANTISM: poo Won`t Happen If I Work Harder"

Martin Luther is rolling in his grave.

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Male 1,150
I saw this on a shirt a long time ago. its still true
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Male 3,255
lol
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Female 986
I like my poo happens poster better. Haha. It isn`t as evil. Haha. No hostages there, plus more things on it. :) Good fun.
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Male 535
Hell I had this poster in college back in 1992 heh.

Still good memories. I wonder how long this list has actually been around. I bet it goes back 40 years or so.

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Male 3,425
Take a hostage? Racist much. I know quite a few muslims, and none of them are terrorists, agree with terrorists, or even think about that sort of thing. It`s a shame terrorism give the religion such a bad name.
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Male 7,830
i had a friend with a poster similar to this
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Male 429
this is soooooo old
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Female 355
"Simpson`s did it."

Simpson`s did EVERYTHING. It`s pointless to bring them in to it.

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Male 4,867
lol, that made me laugh
now i have to get outta here before i get caught up in the stupid religion arguements
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Male 152
i`m not here to start a debate shunpo, but there is so much irony in what you just said i almost shat myself.
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Male 504
@shunpo

Take an ethics class it will answer your questions

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Male 504
Ok now I don`t get why you can post the word sh*t but when we try it says poo instead.

Just a thought.

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Male 1,381
I find it more than interesting that there isn`t a single religion in all the world that believes the world and its people are as it/they should be.

Just where did this universal standard come from? In fact, how do we even know what "bad" is, since we all seem to find it everywhere?

And there are yet athiests. You know, I understand people that think God`s a jerk. I don`t understand people who believe everything magically formed from nothing.

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Male 141
Simpson`s did it.

No, but there`s a poster that says "poo happens" and then lists each of these plus, like, 25 more.

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Male 820
rama rama ding dong

I`m making that my phone signature.

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Female 86
smoke dis poo....im rasta and i didnt even know it
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Male 133
old as poo.
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Male 1,129
lol
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Male 483
haha the Catholicism one is so true.
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Female 75
AHAHA
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Male 20,903
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