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Date: 12/22/09 12:06 PM

107 Responses to Rebel Newton [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Link: Rebel Newton - `Conform, damnit--conform!`
  2. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    lmfao this made my day
  3. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    1 in 15 newtons is a homosexual.
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    December 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    MUTANT!
  5. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    wow. that was kind of pointless.
  6. Profile photo of IThePrincess
    IThePrincess Female 13-17
    67 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Haha?
  7. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    reminds me of this:


  8. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    lol when I read the title I thought it was talking about Issac Newton, not Fig
  9. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    uh huh....
  10. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Made me lol, for some reason...
  11. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Conform? NEVER!!!!
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Fight the machine!
  13. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    In college, when I played sports, some of us used fig newtons as our "fuel up" snack of choice on the field for quick energy. I would save these rebel newtons (they aren`t super, super rare) for really important games :)
  14. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Same here TacoChel lol
  15. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    i thought the same thing dfcrackhead. made me laugh though
  16. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Hey! They are named after a town in Massachusetts! (I watch the Big Bang Theory :D)
  17. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    I kept reading the title as Rachel Newton...wut?
  18. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Keep rebelling, rebel Newton. Keep rebelling.
  19. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    My mom tricked me into thinking Fig Newton`s were chocolate when I was little. No wonder I thought they tasted so weird o_O...
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    hes such an individual
  21. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    You won`t believe how much that would annoy me. Seriously, they`d go in the bin.
  22. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    I was expecting Isaac....:(
  23. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    I thought the title said "Rachel Newton".
  24. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    HAHAHA!!! made my day
  25. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    If you thought FIG newtons were chocolate you needed to be fooled, fool, lol.
  26. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    December 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    On the other hand, people think that the Republicans (or the respective conservative party of your country) had the people`s best interests in mind. Uh, no!

    I am going to teach this in PoliSci as the "Fig Newton Foolery".

  27. Profile photo of SageRobin
    SageRobin Female 40-49
    23 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    You know, I too was expecting Isaac, bumbleBB!!
  28. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    "On the other hand, people think that the Republicans (or the respective conservative party of your country) had the people`s best interests in mind. Uh, no!
    I am going to teach this in PoliSci as the `Fig Newton Foolery`."

    Man, you`re a teacher? Way to be unbiased and have an open mind. Do your students know you are biased or do you try to keep it hidden so you can sway them more?

  29. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    stardagger, it really takes skill for you to turn a pic of fig newtons into a flame war
  30. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    I thought it would be like a punk rock Isaac lulz.
  31. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    He`s just been unplug. Next, he needs to meet the keymaker.
  32. Profile photo of jiberty
    jiberty Female 18-29
    28 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    My OCD senses are tingling...
  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    High fructose corn syrup. Now in stack form fun size! Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!
  34. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Go on Mr.fig roll, break free from the norm!
  35. Profile photo of ruy-guy
    ruy-guy Male 18-29
    230 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    but its in its rapping of course its not gonna fall
  36. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    "High fructose corn syrup. Now in stack form fun size! Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!"

    are you serious? quit trolling you n00b, no one cares what you have to say about other peoples diets.

  37. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    Davio, going after someone so blatantly and randomly, are you TRYING to get banned?

    If so, well done. Come back in a week.

  38. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    daviomagnifi, did you just call nidonemo, a mod who has been here for over 3 years, a trolling n00b? you should probably just sit in the corner and think about what you did
  39. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    nice trp. nice.
  40. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    "High fructose corn syrup. Now in stack form fun size! Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!"

    are you serious? quit trolling you n00b, no one cares what you have to say about other peoples diets.

    Really?... Really? A little self-conscious I see.

  41. Profile photo of MindFreaker
    MindFreaker Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Hmm fig rolls.. *runs to raid the kitchen* :-D
  42. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    "are you serious? quit trolling you n00b, no one cares what you have to say about other peoples diets."

    Isn`t that cute. It doesn`t understand humor. :D

  43. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    MMMMMMM figgy newtons **drools**
  44. Profile photo of Solfille
    Solfille Female 13-17
    72 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    I bet this pissed off an OCD person somewhere out there. XD I know it pissed ME off...turn damnit turn!
  45. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    That`s the most badd ass newton ever.
  46. Profile photo of TacoForPaco
    TacoForPaco Male 13-17
    27 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Ha ha?
  47. Profile photo of Faramir13
    Faramir13 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    God, it`s like that kid in kindergarden who just wouldn`t cooperate.
  48. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    it`s the oddball. the trend-setter newton
  49. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    FREAK.
  50. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    lmao
  51. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    BLACK SHEEP!!!!!
  52. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    "F*CK DA SYSTEM"
  53. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    "Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!" I hate to be like this, but please specify which type of diabetes you`re talking about so people don`t think all diabetics are fat. :P That said, I too was picturing Isaac Newton in piercings and the like flipping us off, or something. :P Rebel Fig is almost as awsome, though.
  54. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Rebel Newton gets eaten first. >:(
  55. Profile photo of Fml
    Fml Male 30-39
    265 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    Dear ladies and gentlemen...? That’s a giveaway you silly spambot
  56. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Why is it called a Newton? In England we just call them fig bars
  57. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    D: IT MUST CONFORM TO THE SOCIAL NORM!

    What is the meaning of this? First they will be facing the wrong way and the next thing you know they`re trying to turn themselves lenghways. This is madness I say. MADNESS

  58. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    because a cookie is just a cookie.. but newtons blah blah blah thats why
  59. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Gentlemen, there is a spy among us...
  60. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    "Why is it called a Newton?"

    I`m not sure, but I hope it has something to do with Choco-Leibniz (having both is a big hit at math parties).

  61. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    the guy who made them was probably named newton
  62. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    ubermegafail
  63. Profile photo of vadlos
    vadlos Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    it`s trying to loade but it can`t!!!! WHY WHY MUST WE LIVE WITH THE HUMANITY OF EVIL!!!!!!!!
  64. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    I think it`s just a fig newton of my imagination...
  65. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    LMFAO
  66. Profile photo of Millexi
    Millexi Male 18-29
    8 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    Those are good...
  67. Profile photo of Ko_zea_lets
    Ko_zea_lets Male 18-29
    54 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    @Uncle_T

    It wasn`t that funny. Maybe lmao or rofl, but definitely not LMFAO.

  68. Profile photo of anei
    anei Female 30-39
    16 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Damn him! Conform!! Damnit! :p
  69. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    he he he he leave it to a Newton to be different.
  70. Profile photo of television17
    television17 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    What is a newton?
  71. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    lol such a rebel cookie. love it!
  72. Profile photo of Stork_Berry
    Stork_Berry Female 18-29
    53 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    I actually laughed at this. x3
  73. Profile photo of WadeisBored
    WadeisBored Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    i dont get this at all
    i am ignorant to the meaning of this joke, therefore it sucks
  74. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    Someone needs a time out aha xD
  75. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    lmfao
  76. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    I totally forgot about those! I want it!
  77. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    lol go rebel fig newton goooo XD
  78. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    lmfao.. this shouldn`t be that funny but it was flippin` hilarious. >XD Mostly for the sake of the title.
  79. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    LMFAO THIS CAPTION <3
  80. Profile photo of JessicaRyan
    JessicaRyan Female 13-17
    7 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    ugh, now i want one.....
  81. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
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    December 22, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    lol
  82. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2009 at 12:42 am
    I`m a name not a number!
  83. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 6:17 am
    Fight on lil newton!
  84. Profile photo of cacacaca500
    cacacaca500 Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2009 at 6:25 am
    that was siriously stupid
  85. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2009 at 6:31 am
    just had to add again

    "newton without a cause" lmao XD

  86. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 6:41 am
    Lol, if this happened to me I`d open it, take the one rebel newton and eat him first :)
  87. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
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    December 23, 2009 at 6:45 am
    ... That looks tasty...
    We better eat the whole lot of them to ensure no more rebellions form.
  88. Profile photo of elementhuntr
    elementhuntr Female 13-17
    5 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:39 am
    no, he`s not the rebel, the rest of them are
  89. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2009 at 8:22 am
    OH JESUS CHRIST i have OCD and that bothers me.....sooooooooooooo...........muuuuuuuuuuucchhhh!!!
  90. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:03 am
    *gasp!* lolz now i want to eat the rebel.
  91. Profile photo of Paula28
    Paula28 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:26 am
    mmmmm I have not had a Newton in a long time. I think I will add it to my shopping list.
  92. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2009 at 10:52 am
    old as time itself
  93. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2009 at 11:38 am
    ...i must be the hugest nerd in the world because i thought of isaac newton.
  94. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    "...i must be the hugest nerd in the world because i thought of isaac newton."

    I thought of the PDAs. I think that makes me even more nerdy.

  95. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    Thought of Isaac Newton as well.
    And that picture was funny.
  96. Profile photo of RomanticGoth
    RomanticGoth Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    i want all of those. right now. newtons are easily the greatest snack ever.
  97. Profile photo of Mattyroofles
    Mattyroofles Male 18-29
    85 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    LAME
  98. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    i thought of those newton clacky balls.
  99. Profile photo of microxscream
    microxscream Female 13-17
    120 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    i thought of isaac newton aswell. xD
  100. Profile photo of lillypadam
    lillypadam Female 13-17
    66 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    nom.
  101. Profile photo of tvhargon
    tvhargon Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    I wouldn`t eat it, I would let it live, cryogenically freeze it, and unfreeze it 20 years later, that way it can be proud of living longer than all of it`s fellow brethren. Then I would let it thaw, and eat it. Just to spite it`s rebellious nature.
  102. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    tvhargon, you could just eat it last.
  103. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    December 24, 2009 at 5:44 am
    "i thought of those newton clacky balls."

    It`s called a `Newton`s Cradle.`

  104. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    that is the reason i love fig newtons
  105. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    i`d eat him first... just because that`s how the usa works, it gets rid of the different, so that its all conformity. Xp
  106. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    made me laugh.
  107. Profile photo of maddhatterx5
    maddhatterx5 Female 18-29
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    December 29, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    My soda almost flew out of my nose upon seeing this haha

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