Rebel Newton [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

"Conform, damnit--conform!"
There are 107 comments:
Female 19
My soda almost flew out of my nose upon seeing this haha
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Male 1,371
made me laugh.
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Male 480
i`d eat him first... just because that`s how the usa works, it gets rid of the different, so that its all conformity. Xp
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Male 468
that is the reason i love fig newtons
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Male 1,590
"i thought of those newton clacky balls."

It`s called a `Newton`s Cradle.`

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Male 3,756
tvhargon, you could just eat it last.
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Male 70
I wouldn`t eat it, I would let it live, cryogenically freeze it, and unfreeze it 20 years later, that way it can be proud of living longer than all of it`s fellow brethren. Then I would let it thaw, and eat it. Just to spite it`s rebellious nature.
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Female 66
nom.
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Female 120
i thought of isaac newton aswell. xD
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Male 1,584
i thought of those newton clacky balls.
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Male 85
LAME
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Male 48
i want all of those. right now. newtons are easily the greatest snack ever.
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Male 138
Thought of Isaac Newton as well.
And that picture was funny.
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Female 364
"...i must be the hugest nerd in the world because i thought of isaac newton."

I thought of the PDAs. I think that makes me even more nerdy.

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Female 1,077
...i must be the hugest nerd in the world because i thought of isaac newton.
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Male 3,285
old as time itself
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Female 57
mmmmm I have not had a Newton in a long time. I think I will add it to my shopping list.
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Female 131
*gasp!* lolz now i want to eat the rebel.
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Male 815
OH JESUS CHRIST i have OCD and that bothers me.....sooooooooooooo...........muuuuuuuuuuucchhhh!!!
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Female 5
no, he`s not the rebel, the rest of them are
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Male 299
... That looks tasty...
We better eat the whole lot of them to ensure no more rebellions form.
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Female 449
Lol, if this happened to me I`d open it, take the one rebel newton and eat him first :)
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Female 5,222
just had to add again

"newton without a cause" lmao XD

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Male 93
that was siriously stupid
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Male 430
Fight on lil newton!
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Male 414
I`m a name not a number!
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Male 275
lol
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Female 7
ugh, now i want one.....
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Male 2,506
LMFAO THIS CAPTION <3
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Male 1,647

lmfao.. this shouldn`t be that funny but it was flippin` hilarious. >XD Mostly for the sake of the title.
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Male 277
lol go rebel fig newton goooo XD
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Female 1,652
I totally forgot about those! I want it!
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Male 111
lmfao
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Female 372
Someone needs a time out aha xD
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Male 34
i dont get this at all
i am ignorant to the meaning of this joke, therefore it sucks
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Female 53
I actually laughed at this. x3
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Female 3,828
lol such a rebel cookie. love it!
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Male 49
What is a newton?
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Male 164
he he he he leave it to a Newton to be different.
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Female 16
Damn him! Conform!! Damnit! :p
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Male 54
@Uncle_T

It wasn`t that funny. Maybe lmao or rofl, but definitely not LMFAO.

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Male 8
Those are good...
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Male 485
LMFAO
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Female 457
I think it`s just a fig newton of my imagination...
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Male 7
it`s trying to loade but it can`t!!!! WHY WHY MUST WE LIVE WITH THE HUMANITY OF EVIL!!!!!!!!
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Male 999
ubermegafail
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Male 130
the guy who made them was probably named newton
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Male 719
"Why is it called a Newton?"

I`m not sure, but I hope it has something to do with Choco-Leibniz (having both is a big hit at math parties).

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Male 1,882
Gentlemen, there is a spy among us...
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Male 2,592
because a cookie is just a cookie.. but newtons blah blah blah thats why
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Female 4,225
D: IT MUST CONFORM TO THE SOCIAL NORM!

What is the meaning of this? First they will be facing the wrong way and the next thing you know they`re trying to turn themselves lenghways. This is madness I say. MADNESS

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Male 169
Why is it called a Newton? In England we just call them fig bars
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Male 280
Dear ladies and gentlemen...? That’s a giveaway you silly spambot
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Female 1,386
Rebel Newton gets eaten first. >:(
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Female 459
"Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!" I hate to be like this, but please specify which type of diabetes you`re talking about so people don`t think all diabetics are fat. :P That said, I too was picturing Isaac Newton in piercings and the like flipping us off, or something. :P Rebel Fig is almost as awsome, though.
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Male 4,680
"F*CK DA SYSTEM"
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Female 491
BLACK SHEEP!!!!!
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Female 15,763
FREAK.
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Female 1,401
it`s the oddball. the trend-setter newton
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Male 31
God, it`s like that kid in kindergarden who just wouldn`t cooperate.
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Male 27
Ha ha?
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Male 410
That`s the most badd ass newton ever.
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Female 72
I bet this pissed off an OCD person somewhere out there. XD I know it pissed ME off...turn damnit turn!
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Female 855
MMMMMMM figgy newtons **drools**
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Male 9,306
"are you serious? quit trolling you n00b, no one cares what you have to say about other peoples diets."

Isn`t that cute. It doesn`t understand humor. :D

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Female 26
Hmm fig rolls.. *runs to raid the kitchen* :-D
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Female 449
[quote]"High fructose corn syrup. Now in stack form fun size! Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!"

are you serious? quit trolling you n00b, no one cares what you have to say about other peoples diets.[/quote]

Really?... Really? A little self-conscious I see.

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Male 1,403
nice trp. nice.
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Male 1,403
daviomagnifi, did you just call nidonemo, a mod who has been here for over 3 years, a trolling n00b? you should probably just sit in the corner and think about what you did
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Male 2,238
Davio, going after someone so blatantly and randomly, are you TRYING to get banned?

If so, well done. Come back in a week.

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Male 599
"High fructose corn syrup. Now in stack form fun size! Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!"

are you serious? quit trolling you n00b, no one cares what you have to say about other peoples diets.

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Male 230
but its in its rapping of course its not gonna fall
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Male 964
Go on Mr.fig roll, break free from the norm!
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Male 9,306
High fructose corn syrup. Now in stack form fun size! Speed your way to diabetes, now even easier!
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Female 28
My OCD senses are tingling...
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Male 1,093
He`s just been unplug. Next, he needs to meet the keymaker.
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Male 730
I thought it would be like a punk rock Isaac lulz.
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Male 1,403
stardagger, it really takes skill for you to turn a pic of fig newtons into a flame war
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Male 3,756
"On the other hand, people think that the Republicans (or the respective conservative party of your country) had the people`s best interests in mind. Uh, no!
I am going to teach this in PoliSci as the `Fig Newton Foolery`."

Man, you`re a teacher? Way to be unbiased and have an open mind. Do your students know you are biased or do you try to keep it hidden so you can sway them more?

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Female 23
You know, I too was expecting Isaac, bumbleBB!!
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Male 1,190
On the other hand, people think that the Republicans (or the respective conservative party of your country) had the people`s best interests in mind. Uh, no!

I am going to teach this in PoliSci as the "Fig Newton Foolery".

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Male 1,190
If you thought FIG newtons were chocolate you needed to be fooled, fool, lol.
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Female 224
HAHAHA!!! made my day
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Female 277
I thought the title said "Rachel Newton".
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Female 1,112
I was expecting Isaac....:(
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Male 3,425
You won`t believe how much that would annoy me. Seriously, they`d go in the bin.
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Male 7,585
hes such an individual
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Male 1,141
My mom tricked me into thinking Fig Newton`s were chocolate when I was little. No wonder I thought they tasted so weird o_O...
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Female 315
Keep rebelling, rebel Newton. Keep rebelling.
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Female 519
I kept reading the title as Rachel Newton...wut?
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Male 332
Hey! They are named after a town in Massachusetts! (I watch the Big Bang Theory :D)
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Female 209
i thought the same thing dfcrackhead. made me laugh though
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Female 237
Same here TacoChel lol
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Male 493
In college, when I played sports, some of us used fig newtons as our "fuel up" snack of choice on the field for quick energy. I would save these rebel newtons (they aren`t super, super rare) for really important games :)
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Male 25,416
Fight the machine!
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Female 9,402
Conform? NEVER!!!!
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Female 342
Made me lol, for some reason...
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Male 1,815
uh huh....
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Male 327
lol when I read the title I thought it was talking about Issac Newton, not Fig
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Female 2,509
reminds me of this:


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Female 67
Haha?
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Female 667
wow. that was kind of pointless.
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Male 36,484
MUTANT!
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Male 363
1 in 15 newtons is a homosexual.
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Male 76
lmfao this made my day
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Male 19,864
Link: Rebel Newton [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Conform, damnit--conform!`
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