Pokemon is the Devil! [Video]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago Funny

Who knew Pikachu was trying to eat our souls?
There are 95 comments:
Female 735
you know, he has a point here...



just kidding, this is retarded. : )
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Female 131
what kind of retarded kids are these people raising that they can`t distinguish between fantasy and reality?
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Male 4
damn this guy hates pokemon
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Female 24
your write thephoenix27 where are my mind controling powers? My poisen gass? my growing powers? Where is my domon of destruction??

Satin I choses you!

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Female 2
I was raised in a christian family, and even I think this is absolutely idiotic.

"Hey children, we don`t think you can distinguish between reality and fantasy, so we`ll scare your parents into keeping you from playing fantasy-type video games!" -_-

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Male 47
I must have missed that screen in the game that told me how throw lightning and talk to demons. Maybe it`s in the strategy guide...
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Female 956
I would honestly... TRULY rather `go to hell` than listen to that idiot chanting his nonsense in `heaven`.

I`ll take the flames, please.

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Female 26
Clealy I`m going to hell then.
The preacher basically listed everything that makes my life. :P
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Male 4
jiggly puff wants our souls!!
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Male 25
Edit: Find me a church that doesn`t do what they THINK the Bible says.
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Male 25
@ RyanHake: Excuse me, but I`d love you to find me a church that doesn`t follow what the Bible says. You think this is radical? No. The radicals are the ones that do crap like smash Led Zep CDs. Radicals are the ones like a guy in my church that literally RAN OVER an Alakazam toy figurine. I`ve been in quite a few churches looking for some common sense. Hell, I even flew to Mexico, and their churches are the same.
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Male 65
fail
Fail
FAil
FAIl
FAIL
FAIL!
FAIL!!
FAIL!!!
FRICKEN FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 126
Hahahaha wow
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Female 4
lol
"why? whyyy? WHYYY??"
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Female 28
I feel like I wanna punch him in the face...
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Male 130
christian win
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Male 25
Yah Sbellz, this guy makes millions, the guy on the street doesn`t.
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Male 2,868
There`s a fine line between this guy and the dude on the street corner rambling to himself and harassing you for spare change.
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Female 355
I grew up on Pokemon, and so far, I`m not practicing witchcraft, nor am I trying to enslave small animals or communicate with `dark spirits`.
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Male 5
1:42 I knew Jigglypuff was evil, Its eyes are too big to have been created by a christian god.
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Female 47
oh my god! TV, Movies and Internet are all bad things. everyone is going to hell!!!! YOU CAN`T BE SAVED!!!!

sorry, this just cracks me up all. i don`t see the connection between pokemon and witchcraft... sorry, that guy makes me want to punch babies (not really).

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Male 2,551
I like the fact that it`s 3:33 seconds; half of 6:66...interesting, eh?
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Male 54
I really want to have a nice convo with this dude and see who`d blow up first ...
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Male 1,647

This is retarded on so many levels. I can`t even remotely begin to put my comment in less than 1000 characters about all the levels of ridiculous this is. This preacher needs to visit a third world country. A jailhouse. A impoverished area. Pokemon my ass, get a life, and learn what the real issues are. Violence is not over the `game`.. it`s about bad parenting and stupid mofo`s like this preacher.
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Male 2,690
Er, @Crax and Sordyh,

That`s definitely a crappy way of looking at it. You think that the videos of Christians posted on here depict `most` Christians? How about a big no on that one. poo like this MOST Christians laugh at. The radicals in no way depict the majority of a religion.

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Male 9,306
If you play Jigglypuff singing backwards, it`s really a Satanic message of how he wants to suck your soul out of your balls.
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Male 25
I listened to about 30 seconds of this before stopping. Most "Christians" these days are judgmental bastards that`ll damn you to hell if you do something that they say the Bible says is sinful.
Pokemon as a sin? Load of bullpoo. I was once part of a Christian church, and I quit (and willingly forwent my 2nd electric guitarist spot on the church band) because they were on my case for playing Pokemon, Magic: The Gathering and Yu-Gi-Oh.
So yeah. People like this man make me sick. You claim to be a man of God, but yet you put so much effort into telling everyone what they`re doing wrong that you don`t have time to realize what YOU are doing wrong.
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Male 130
SmilinSam, I read that in the preacher`s voice o-o
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Male 2,893
*facepalm*
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Male 55
Oh Church, you hate everything don`t you?
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Female 538
LOl if Pokemon taught kids how to use magic I wouldn`t be working for minimum wage. Pokemon was my drug in fourth grade. My show and tell was to stand in front of the class and poke-rap... Seriously.

If it were true that pokemon taught kids magic powers, I would have been all the more interested. He wasn`t scaring kids away from pokemon, he was drawing them to it.

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Male 897
"But they`re so into this make-believe world that they can`t distinguish fantasy from reality.."

Wow, has anyone ever heard a more ironic phrase uttered by a televangelist? I know I haven`t.

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Male 985
I cant belive no one got up and said "holy crap man, stfu plz, ur on some srs crack"
Bunch of brainwashed stooges.
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Female 1,199
Haha!
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Male 176
What I got out of this is (0:27 & 1:13) hugs are bad, and (1:44) Jigglypuff is the Devil
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Male 169
There is a devil and he wants your soul!!

And yes, Jigglypuff IS the devil

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Male 1,164
pokemon is about evolution dickhead haha anyway ITS JUST A GAME!
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Male 3,369
@ mackin


So? We can apply similar standards to all major religions. No one claimed (for example) Islam was better than Christianity!

It;s all horsepoop that allows deluded fanatics!

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Male 210
Just a reminder, not all religious people are Christian, and not all Christians believe this crazy stuff...and I bet even some of the crazy Christians don`t think Pokemon is a gateway to gang violence.
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Female 1,283
Sad part is that the preacher is dead on with people saying "life is a game" =/
Though, it doesn`t seem to be as bad as he`s making it to be...

@hwkiller
Well said! *Cough* Pope *cough*. Though, to let you in a little secret, we don`t dislike atheists. Well, at least we shouldn`t >.<

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Female 472
This made my head hurt. Must have been a slow week for the preacher that he couldn`t find something better then Pokemon to bash.
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Male 695
Lol @ religion.

Pokémon rules.

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Female 3,598
he he the girl at 2:20 is thinking "you have got to be kidding me, why did mom drag me here?"

...and now the internet!!!! be afraid of things that are new and scary!!! i don`t understand it so it is the devil`s magic!!!

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Female 1,386
I wonder... how many people have died in the path of religion vs. how many people have been shot due to "acting out" something they saw in a video game?
I`m still pissed to this day about Christians being stupid over D&D... I had to endure a lot of pointless bullying during my high school years from backwards ignorant hillbilly Christians at my school who felt I was "the devil" for playing those types of innocent games. Imagine living in a tiny cowboy town where there are 10+ churches yet only 1 school for grades 8-12.
*sigh* Gotta love it. I`m surprised they didn`t try to burn me at the stake or stone me to death. -_-; Of course, these same people years later are taking their kids to see Harry Potter because... its so different, right? Oh no wait, its ok because its mainstream. I see.
There`s just no sense in them... none at all. But then again, if they actually used their logic they probably wouldn`t be Christian.
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Female 158
I never knew Pikachu wanted to damn me to hell :/
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Male 49
I hate religious people...Maybe that`s just because I play pokémon, though, and am therefore being controlled by the devil, into learning how to channel my superpowers, and make myself an overall better person.
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Male 976
Whaaaaaay?
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Male 25,416
Master of the pocket monster! I am the master!
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Male 1,918
I love how the woman at 1:20 is nodding. This guy is a nut, kids have killed each other before pokemon too
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Male 374
WOW that really was one of the stupidest things i have ever seen....its just a game...geez.....
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Male 160
i love how they choose to show jigglypuff when he talks about the devil
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Female 288
I got lost at the point where he confused pokémon with pyrokinesis, insulted children`s intelligence, and then thought DnD players were all gangsta, takin their 45`s out and doin each other in.
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Male 51
I don`t recall shooting or killing anyone in the Pokemon games.
Hmmm...
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Male 19
why do children have 45s
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Male 540
He looked heartbroken when he had to add the internet to the list of perverted tools of the media industry.

*Cut to jigglypuff*
"Your children need to know there`s a devil, and he hates them, and he wants to ruin their life"

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Male 5
This guy is whacked! I mean, he`s just out there. It`s just a game. Just, Oh my god, he`s so stupid!
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Male 541
well, Sht, I`m going to hell :/
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Male 686
Pikachu stole my soul and raped my dog
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Male 65
Wow religion going on about how everything modern is demonic....how stereotypical
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Female 1,190
haha opie, mine is a squirtle, my fave :)
i think yours is perfect for you lol
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Male 3,369
>> I`ll agree that not every christian is a absolute fool like the idiot in this video, but there are lots of the vocal fools about...and more often than not, these people are speaking out within the christian community spreading their ignorant ideas and views toother christians.

Example..this video. Look at all the nodding heads!

So...think about the question again.

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Female 665
Same here, Opie. Mine is Kadabra!
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Male 3,369
@ hwkiller

Yeah..right! Whatever. Keep those rose tintied glasses on. You know, as well as I do, that the christian community is full of people like this!
If it`s not one extreme it`s another. It`s not just America..it`s world wide. There is just as much BS from christians this side of the pond as there is on yours. If it`s not pokemon, it`s Harry Potter. If it`s not Gays, it`s women in the church or unmarried couples. If it;s not that it;s video games or rock music.

It goes on and on and on! It`s not just some trumped up little turd like Fred Phelps letting his mouth go but half wits like Rowan Williams (Archbishop or Canterbury) who are major voices in the christian community (at least in the UK).

Your racial profiling for idiots example isnt relevant here. Only a retarded cabbage would think skin colour defines your actions. Christianity however, is defined by belief..and what is the one thing all the halfwits have in common? The bible!

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Male 2,034
#1 rule of fundamental Christianity: If it makes you feel good, or if you like doing it, or if it lets you have fun, IT`S THE DEVIL.
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Female 318
There is a devil, and he looks like Jiggilypuff! lol
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Male 820

REMEMBER THE FACE OF THE DEVIL, FOR HE WILL SING YOU HIS SONG, AND YOU WILL TRUST HIM!

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Male 216
I lol`d
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Male 51
Religious... As usual ahaha

why... why? why? WHY?!?!?!

This pedophile.... err... I mean... Priest... reminds me of Bush...

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Female 15,763

Like a quarter of my friends all have their favorite pokemon set as their Facebook profile picture. It`s an event. It ends the 31st.

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Male 820
*quietly slams head into desk until he dies of a concussion.*
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Male 2,551
opiebreath - What?
Psh, none of the new pokemon are much good.
Growlithe is the awesomest and it`s the one I`ve got. :D
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Male 5,194
Religilous, lol!
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Female 1,435
aww hes just sad cos he never had awesome games and toys when he was a kid. so ofcourse hes taking it out on them now. someone give the guy a hug and and says "there there, god still loves you" on another note. Its ppl like this that makes me greatful that i am of no religion.
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Male 76
1) This pastor has clearly never played Pokemon.

2) This is what happens when a good philosophy is taken, turned into a religion, and then turned into a cult. Pitiful. This is NOT genuine Christianity...

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Female 15,763
My picture on Facebook right now is of a pokemon.

Girafarig FTW.

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Female 46
forget about the bloods and the crips ... there`s a new gang in town.
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Male 490
It`s just like showing a video of some african-american thug to someone in the south. The, sorry, stupid ones automatically go "oh, of course, the black guy is the criminal."
When he`s told that the african american criminal does not represent the masses, he`ll say the same thing you did: "Seems to me that for every african american who is caught stealing, the rest keep claiming he`s not one of us! Weird that..cos there`s allways another to follow them the next day!"
Please do not think I assume most african americans are criminals, because I know they`re not. It`s just an example because I live in the south and I hear this stupidity every day.

There ARE individuals in every group which are the "tail that wags the dog."
It sucks. The "dog" hates it.

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Male 490
"If you are religious and are thinking "he doesent represent the masses" then I ask you to tell me who does?

Seems to me that for every religious idiot who opens his mouth lately, the rest keep claiming he`s not one of us! Weird that..cos there`s allways another to follow them the next day!"

*sigh*
It`s a matter of bias.
Who goes around recording good, logical, well-rounded christians, when there are moronic christians to film?

There are LOTS of stupid, bigoted, illogical, "christians" in the world.
Logical, nice, intelligent christians dislike them as much as atheists.

It even says in the Bible that the biggest enemy of the Christian is not atheists or other religions, its other "Christians"** because of their skewed faith, superiority-seeking goals, and unharnessed sins bringing down the credibility of the religion.
** I put "Christians" in quotes because they are not what I would call true christians a lot of the

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Male 670
can we have a new catagory called `Are-you-drating-kidding-me-of-the-day"?
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Male 490
Stupid christians, taking true christians` credibility and giving them a bad name since 45AD
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Female 1,566
hahah oh yeah, me and my Ampharos have totally developed a kickass relationship of dark magic and evil almighty power.

I love the people who are nodding though, they`re like YEAH. POKEMON. LIFE RUINING DEVILS.

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Female 428
And this is why I hated church. `Can`t go to heaven `cause I watched Pokemon.` Crazy people :P
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Female 105
Hey! My Crystal game never gave me superpowers. I feel cheated.
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Female 28
I`m here to eat your soul...
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Male 193
i don`t think playing pokemon when i was ten is going to make me kill someone...
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Male 44
my school did the same thing when I was little
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Male 48
Years ago I saw a pokemon movie with my younger cousin and I realy felt like some deamon crawled into my body, drinking my blood and eating my brain and some other insides. At that time I thought it was just because the movie [*], but now I know it was real. Now I can`t go to heaven. Thanks Pokemon!
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Male 23
look at the girl at 1:20 nodding in agreement like she knows what the hell he is saying
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Male 3,369
If you are religious and are thinking "he doesent represent the masses" then I ask you to tell me who does?

Seems to me that for every religious idiot who opens his mouth lately, the rest keep claiming he`s not one of us! Weird that..cos there`s allways another to follow them the next day!

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Male 141
and this is why nintedo didn`t want to licence `Bible stories` for the NES
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Male 663
"how to put to work supernatural powers against their enemies."

when i was ten i got rid of my enemies the good old fashioned way, with an ice pick, a rolled up carpet, and a nice lake. these kids today are getting lazy.

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Female 168
LOL wut
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Female 236
OMG!
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Male 83
Wow, so this is why parents had such a big problem with it when I was younger
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Male 2,551
Link: Pokemon is the Devil! [Video] [Rate Link] - Who knew Pikachu was trying to eat our souls?
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