No Christmas For You! : Foamy The Squirrel

Submitted by: techgeek07 7 years ago in Funny

Foamy"s back and here are his view"s on the Christmas season. It"s been a while, Foamy.
There are 42 comments:
Female 4,028
F---ck, I forgot about him... I thought he was dead.
0
Reply
Female 1,008
Wow. I remember when I was 13 and actually thought this was funny.
0
Reply
Female 965
Love this :D I`ve seen it so much.
0
Reply
Female 2,927
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!
0
Reply
Male 5,194
I can still sorta remember when Foamy was funny. Like eight years ago, there were a couple of Foamy cartoons that were at least a little bit funny. Before this kind of thing.
0
Reply
Male 284
Sigh.. too bad this was made 3 years ago and is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repo... *fades away into obscurity*
0
Reply
Female 89
Oh gosh I love foamy <3 he makes me happy
0
Reply
Male 712
Truer words never spoken, Foamy.
0
Reply
Female 236
Dang, Angilion. I think Foamy might be talking about you.

He`s kinda right about schools. I didn`t even know about other religions until We had to read excerpts of their "holy books" in class, but we never did as such with the bible. I think it`s religinist, lol.

0
Reply
Female 635
I don`t care if there`s Christian bollucks this time of year. So long as they include Hanuka, Kwanza, and whatever the heck else goes on for the winter solstice, I`m not offended.

Oh, and so long as they stop trying to convert me. I swear, this year I`ve come across like five people trying to convert me. ITS DECEMBER 9TH. This is going to be a LONG, LONG MONTH.

0
Reply
Male 2,344
I completely agree with Foamy...
0
Reply
Male 40,296
[quote]popping off screen each time he finished a sentence[/quote]
Fortitude - he`s a squirrel! kinda hyper, you know? They bounce around and twitch constantly! Lolz!
He`s still making new vids every week or so, at "illwillpress.com" eh?
0
Reply
Male 12,365
This isn`t Foamy coming back - it`s several years old.

Since I approve of the seperation of church and state, I`m in favour of keeping religion out of state things, like schools, council buildings, etc.

You want the state taking part in a secular midwinter festival? Fine, it`s traditional. Just take the religion out of it.

You want a religious festival? Fine, enjoy yourself. Just don`t get the state involved in it.

And while you`re at it...if you`re Christian, you`ve got the wrong date and the wrong religions. However you dress it up, you`re celebrating Saturnalia and the Feast of the Invincible Sun. Traditional Roman religion (Saturnalia) and the Romano-Persian version of Mithraism (Feast of the Invincible Sun).

0
Reply
Male 17,512
"`Tis the season to STFU and stop being a whiny `lil bitch..." Epic! :-)
0
Reply
Male 3
Fatninja01..... drat you. This is a site to go to when your bored. That does not mean it will be funny. EvilGrouse.... i was too. Did any one notice baby Jesus`s eye? it was like an eye patch.
0
Reply
Male 1,435
It`s been sooo long since I`ve watched a Foamy rant.
0
Reply
Male 716
Ah... Foamy.

Believe in the words of the Lord and Master.

They make sense!
______

I live near Salem.... Next year when the religious protesters are out on Halloween protesting it, I`m going to be out protesting them!

0
Reply
Female 3,696
Foamy!! I feel like I`m in grade 10 <3 Awesome!

And boys got the point right dammmit! How about I`m offended when YOU are offended by someone saying Merry Christmas!

Seriously! It`s a just a nice gesture. I celebrate Christmas but would I be offended by someone telling me Happy Kwanzaa or Happy Hanukkah? NO, I say thank you! You too, because in the end it all means the same thing. Have a Happy Holiday, that`s all. Not "Please convert to my religion" not " kill the infidel" dang nabbit!

Hell, even when someone comes through my till and says "God Bless You" I`m not offended, I merely say thank you because it`s the right way to react to someone wishing you well, regardless of religion. DANG!

0
Reply
Male 25,417
not funny!
0
Reply
Male 454
I expected a rabid and foamy squirrel. I was let down.
0
Reply
Female 986
Oh, Foamy. :) How I`ve missed you.
0
Reply
Male 168
go drating kill yourself
0
Reply
Male 254
Funny as, but just got a little annoyed with the popping off screen each time he finished a sentence
0
Reply
Female 160
Still funny though :)
0
Reply
Female 160
old
0
Reply
Female 472
I love Foamy, always good quality rants with him.

Hes the voice of reason sometimes...well most times. I have yet to disagree with any rant of his.

0
Reply
Female 1,798
LMAO @ GosuPaul :) well said!
0
Reply
Male 1,505
"I`ll beat you with a baby Jesus!" LMAO

Foamy is my new hero.

0
Reply
Male 516
I agree with everyone who says that Christmas should be allowed in schools and to be celebrated en masse. I mean honestly, if people are crying about equality due to the `biased` decision of schools to have Christmas pageants as opposed to Jewish pageants or Hindu pageants, then think of all the other things we have to change too.

Black history month? Where`s the asian history month? Where`s the indian history month? Where`s the Siberian history month? Where`s the persian history month? Unfair I tell you! We shouldn`t celebrate black history month unless we`re going to do one for everyone else too!

Also, what`s the deal with Valentine`s day? I`m not catholic you son of a bitch! How dare you try to devote a day to a catholic saint without MY permission as a non-catholic? I declare that we either have a Moses day and an Abraham day, or NO day!!

Don`t even get me STARTED on Thanksgiving. Those goddamned Puritan bastards.

0
Reply
Male 633
floaton, you need to be beaten with a baby jesus ;)
0
Reply
Male 964
It`s Christmas: Christ-Mass
0
Reply
Male 72
minority are protected."
0
Reply
Male 72
Right on, PsychGeek.

Christmas is a christian holiday so it is an infringement on their rights to be prevented from being able to sing religious holiday songs. As for school; as long as no child is forced to go to the Christmas pageant then no one is being controlled - so all who are part of different religions are not forced to participate in one religion.

Floaton, if you are referring to the fact that Christmas is EVERYWHERE this time of year and need SOMEONE to blame, don`t blame the people, blame the businesses that celebrate Christmas for a fourth of a year so that they can profit as much as possible from it.

I know many people of many religions, and they don`t care at all that this country has so many people who celebrate Christmas in it. Just because the Majority celebrates Christmas, doesn`t mean that the rights of the minority are eschewed. That is actually the opposite from one of the phrases that our country is founded upon: "Majority rules, but the RIGHTS of the

0
Reply
Female 2,509
Hey Floaton...

"Tis the season to shut the f*ck up and stop being such a whiny b*tch lol "

FEEL MY SQUIRRELY WRATH!!!!

...someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry

...I hope you choke on a biscotti

0
Reply
Male 12,138
Gotta agree with the rodent on this one.
0
Reply
Male 7,812
i love "neurotically yours", it was one of the main reasons i started going to newgrounds.
0
Reply
Female 1,798
floaton: Actually, the founding fathers wanted to practice Christianity as they pleased, not as the King saw fit--note the line in the Pledge "one nation, under God". So Christianity played a big role in the founding of this nation.

No one is saying "if you`re not Christian, you`re not American"---the only people who think that are the extremists who try to shove their views onto everyone else. But frankly, our freedom to worship as we please is not being stripped away daily.

If you don`t like living here, then by all means move to a different country where you cannot disagree with the government for fear of getting killed, or where there is no stable government to speak of and the country is in a constant war.

The US isn`t perfect and has never claimed to be. But by God, we are better off than millions of other people out there living in oppressive countries.

So shut up about how our rights are being stripped away.

0
Reply
Male 535
Anem, Foamy. Amen.
And welcome back.
0
Reply
Male 143
Tis the season to shut the f*ck up and stop being such a whiny b*tch lol
0
Reply
Male 29
I love foamy, but disagree with the rant. Our country was founded on religious freedom. So for schools to support a religious holiday, goes against the founding fathers beliefs. But looking around, we are a far cry from our original values and morals and freedoms. Now, if your not christian, your not american. How is that freedom? I dispise republicans, but they speak one truth, our freedom is being stripped away daily.
0
Reply
Female 1,798
Amen, Foamy. Amen.
0
Reply
Male 2,593
Link: No Christmas For You! : Foamy The Squirrel [Rate Link] - Foamy`s back and here are his view`s on the Christmas season. It`s been a while, Foamy.
0
Reply