Ninja Skills Are The Answer To Everything [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Funny

In these uncertain times, this is exactly what we need to make sense of this f"ed up world. Plus, first lesson"s free!
There are 42 comments:
Male 98
ladyObored, this note was left on someone`s door. that means the ninja picked this person for training. you dont find the ninja...the ninja finds you
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Male 1,371
Awesome.
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Female 408
how can you find a really ninja? I thought those lessons were like secret, because of the nature of what is taught.
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Female 1,283
FumblingMala, I care =p
Even know a chunk of the poisoning methods they used and how the modern day CIA uses them ((can`t find the original though =( ))
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Female 373
The problem Ninja training is a true ninja is impossible to find.
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Male 56
NightHack your going off of a book you can get on Amazon, come on.

Ninja descended from practitioners of wanderers wushu. Yeah their main use was to gather information, but their combat techniques were definitely not jiujitsu; that wouldn`t make sense logically because if you are discovered you can`t fight while taking a guy to the ground. Rather, they used qinna and shuaijiao coupled with poisoning tactics (nails laced with poison etc) and covert, disposable weapons. All of this in japanese terms that I wouldn`t know.

Not that any of you give a poo xD

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Male 131
I`d accept if it was urban legend kind of ninja. But it isn`t so... Not interested in going through 4 years of repeated training to learn how to defend yourself against a man with a large stick... Really. I did 6 years of martial arts and thats all I learn from it.
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Female 138
seriously, i always thought plural ninja was ninji like ya know plural dice is die. i guess i was wrong
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Male 204
The actual REAL truth about ninja: Samurai with an additional set of skills. They were most saboteurs and riflemen, but also used psychological warfare and were employed as spies and guards. The hollywood fantasy of the ninja has built them up to be something way bigger than what they actually were.
Oh, and "ninja training?" It`s Jiu Jitsu, the same as Samurai... because that`s what they were. Farmers were conscripted soldiers, usually spearmen or archers, never samurai and never ninja.
Source: http://www.amazon.com/Ninpo-Secrets-Phil...
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Male 2,229
Ah Florida the dick of America, and where California and Texas are the butt cheeks
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Male 2,229
someone out to make a quick buck off a sucker or two from the looks of it
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Female 88
real ninja training! lol why don`t they just say ninjustsu? probably some rapist.
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Male 1,148
Ninja were mainly farmers. Also, Ninja is singular and plural, so no ninjas people :P
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Male 377
"ninja`s in medieval times were like the shoguns slaves."

wut? what was your source on this? :S

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Female 5,222
:P
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Female 864
uncertain times hey ,I`ll stick with my bear spray and taser.
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Male 999
ninja`s in medieval times were like the shoguns slaves..
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Male 9,306
I`d study Genjutsu like there was no tomorrow.
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Male 1,193
lol Paul
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Male 177
the type of Martial arts those people should be leraning is called Ninjitsu, im currently training in it and it takes lot of vigorus training and be a master of getting outa tight spots
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Male 8
Its all about the samurai.screw ninjas
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Male 504
Paul1582 you just couldn`t have said it any better.
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Male 2,958
-I hate the phrase "uncertain times." When the hell is life or society ever "certain???"

After you become a ninja. -

tou-f*ckin-ché

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Male 15,510
One FREE Lesson...

Is a trap!

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Female 1,578
I don`t need lessons. I`m already a ninja.
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Male 670
[quote]I hate the phrase "uncertain times." When the hell is life or society ever "certain???"[/quote]

After you become a ninja.

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Male 111
haha, i have yet to see one of those in the orlando area
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Male 54
lol@ lionhart2`s comment
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Female 285
The first lesson`s free because you won`t be around for the second.

NINJA PWNED!

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Male 4,014
I hate the phrase "uncertain times." When the hell is life or society ever "certain???"
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Female 372
Are there uncertain times? ARE THERE REALLY? o__o
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Male 8,302
KAPOW!! TAKE A NINJA STAR IN THE FACE, FAILING ECONOMY!
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Female 165
Go figure.. not sure if anybody noticed.. but 407 area code.. that`s Orlando. -_-

Effing Florida.

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Female 68
you know it never said that the first lesson is free. It just said a lesson is free, maybe its the last one and you have to pay for all of them until you get to the last one.
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Male 1,485
WIN!!
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Male 25,416
Ninjas will rule the world!
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Male 60
forget the spiked condom ladies with your ninja skills you can easily fight off rapists...
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Female 4,197
I really, REALLY want to do that now
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Male 1,598
The only thing that can kill a ninja is a bat flying over a bottomless pit. And it works. Like hell.
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Male 3,756
First lesson is free, but you will not know when or where it will begin. At some time, he will find you and you`re lesson will begin. He may already be in your house...waiting for you.
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Male 795
Six face slaps and ten neck chops later, Chad came out a man.
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Female 1,780
Link: Ninja Skills Are The Answer To Everything [Pic] [Rate Link] - In these uncertain times, this is exactly what we need to make sense of this f`ed up world. Plus, first lesson`s free!
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