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Date: 12/02/09 12:00 PM

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  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    Link: Ninja Skills Are The Answer To Everything - In these uncertain times, this is exactly what we need to make sense of this f`ed up world. Plus, first lesson`s free!
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    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Six face slaps and ten neck chops later, Chad came out a man.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    First lesson is free, but you will not know when or where it will begin. At some time, he will find you and you`re lesson will begin. He may already be in your house...waiting for you.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    The only thing that can kill a ninja is a bat flying over a bottomless pit. And it works. Like hell.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    I really, REALLY want to do that now
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    gramatic Male 18-29
    60 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    forget the spiked condom ladies with your ninja skills you can easily fight off rapists...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Ninjas will rule the world!
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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    WIN!!
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    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    you know it never said that the first lesson is free. It just said a lesson is free, maybe its the last one and you have to pay for all of them until you get to the last one.
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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    Go figure.. not sure if anybody noticed.. but 407 area code.. that`s Orlando. -_-

    Effing Florida.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    KAPOW!! TAKE A NINJA STAR IN THE FACE, FAILING ECONOMY!
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    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Are there uncertain times? ARE THERE REALLY? o__o
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I hate the phrase "uncertain times." When the hell is life or society ever "certain???"
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    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    The first lesson`s free because you won`t be around for the second.

    NINJA PWNED!

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    Ko_zea_lets Male 18-29
    54 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    lol@ lionhart2`s comment
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    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    haha, i have yet to see one of those in the orlando area
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    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    I hate the phrase "uncertain times." When the hell is life or society ever "certain???"

    After you become a ninja.

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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    I don`t need lessons. I`m already a ninja.
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    One FREE Lesson...

    Is a trap!

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    -I hate the phrase "uncertain times." When the hell is life or society ever "certain???"

    After you become a ninja. -

    tou-f*ckin-ché

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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Paul1582 you just couldn`t have said it any better.
  22. Profile photo of Bananamaster
    Bananamaster Male 13-17
    8 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Its all about the samurai.screw ninjas
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    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    the type of Martial arts those people should be leraning is called Ninjitsu, im currently training in it and it takes lot of vigorus training and be a master of getting outa tight spots
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    lol Paul
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I`d study Genjutsu like there was no tomorrow.
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    ninja`s in medieval times were like the shoguns slaves..
  27. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    uncertain times hey ,I`ll stick with my bear spray and taser.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:55 am
    :P
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    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 5:26 am
    "ninja`s in medieval times were like the shoguns slaves."

    wut? what was your source on this? :S

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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Ninja were mainly farmers. Also, Ninja is singular and plural, so no ninjas people :P
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    hatti369 Female 18-29
    88 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:24 am
    real ninja training! lol why don`t they just say ninjustsu? probably some rapist.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    someone out to make a quick buck off a sucker or two from the looks of it
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Ah Florida the dick of America, and where California and Texas are the butt cheeks
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    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    The actual REAL truth about ninja: Samurai with an additional set of skills. They were most saboteurs and riflemen, but also used psychological warfare and were employed as spies and guards. The hollywood fantasy of the ninja has built them up to be something way bigger than what they actually were.
    Oh, and "ninja training?" It`s Jiu Jitsu, the same as Samurai... because that`s what they were. Farmers were conscripted soldiers, usually spearmen or archers, never samurai and never ninja.
    Source: http://www.amazon.com/Ninpo-Secrets-Phil...
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    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    seriously, i always thought plural ninja was ninji like ya know plural dice is die. i guess i was wrong
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    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:05 am
    I`d accept if it was urban legend kind of ninja. But it isn`t so... Not interested in going through 4 years of repeated training to learn how to defend yourself against a man with a large stick... Really. I did 6 years of martial arts and thats all I learn from it.
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    FumblingMala Male 18-29
    56 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:23 am
    NightHack your going off of a book you can get on Amazon, come on.

    Ninja descended from practitioners of wanderers wushu. Yeah their main use was to gather information, but their combat techniques were definitely not jiujitsu; that wouldn`t make sense logically because if you are discovered you can`t fight while taking a guy to the ground. Rather, they used qinna and shuaijiao coupled with poisoning tactics (nails laced with poison etc) and covert, disposable weapons. All of this in japanese terms that I wouldn`t know.

    Not that any of you give a poo xD

  38. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:45 am
    The problem Ninja training is a true ninja is impossible to find.
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:11 am
    FumblingMala, I care =p
    Even know a chunk of the poisoning methods they used and how the modern day CIA uses them ((can`t find the original though =( ))
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    how can you find a really ninja? I thought those lessons were like secret, because of the nature of what is taught.
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Awesome.
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    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 2:54 am
    ladyObored, this note was left on someone`s door. that means the ninja picked this person for training. you dont find the ninja...the ninja finds you

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