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Never Add Your Mom To Your Facebook Acct. [Pic]

Brian learned this lesson the hard way with a photo that he thought would never find the light of day. Instead, this…

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LBC bon vivant, short skirt historian, born-again empathizer, rock n' roll raconteur and first-and-foremost a family tripper.

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Date: 12/20/09 12:06 PM

100 Responses to Never Add Your Mom To Your Facebook Acct. [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19250 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Link: Never Add Your Mom To Your Facebook Acct. - Brian learned this lesson the hard way with a photo that he thought would never find the light of day. Instead, this...
  2. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Yay for removing tags :) Oddly, my mother doesn`t do that. It is my friends I`ve known from elementary school... Class photos... Horrible things.
  3. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    HAHAHA oh god thats nasty
  4. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    LOL. Fail.
    First comment.
  5. Profile photo of cacacaca500
    cacacaca500 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    LOL, but not as funny as I thought it`d be
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Ha ha ha.
  7. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    Probably the reason why his testicles didn`t drop till` he was 13.
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10785 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Oh snap! Brian turned the tables on mom!
  9. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Wow, Skim... I actually had to go back because the stupidity of your comment took a while to register. Sorry, I just hate dumb ppl.
  10. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Sounds like "Brian" is still wearing his underwear that far up his butt. My mom posts way more embarrassing pictures of me than this. I embrace it. We all did goofy stuff as kids. She was going to post it whether I friended her or not.
  11. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    meh.
  12. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    YAY FIRST COMMENT oh wait other people commented in front of me.. rofl @ Skim.

    And the picture was bleh

  13. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    "Wow, Skim... I actually had to go back because the stupidity of your comment took a while to register. Sorry, I just hate dumb ppl."

    A person who writes normally until the very LAST word of her comment is also not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  14. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3425 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    I feel for this guy. My Mum`s a pain in the arse on facebook.
  15. Profile photo of DeSheaaaaa
    DeSheaaaaa Female 18-29
    186 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    lawl
  16. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12365 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    What on earth is that kid wearing?
  17. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Tighty Whities!
  18. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3014 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    v His dad`s underwear.
  19. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Oh mai. Daddy`s underwear is large.
  20. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    ERM... has anyone else noticed that the lengths of their surnames are different... so probally not mother and son... just a thought
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Some people should never have a Facebook account.
  22. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
    72 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    WTF IS WITH THE ADD AT THE BOTTOM OF IAB????
  23. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9306 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    Parents must be doing this on purpose...
  24. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3821 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    We`re taking care of this douchebag.
  25. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    what the f*ck, fancys asst. HAXX
  26. Profile photo of electricmonk
    electricmonk Female 13-17
    96 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    WHAT THE HECK FANCY ASSISTANT?!!?
  27. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3821 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    they spelled it with a V -- fancv`s_asst -- not hacked.
  28. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    WTF
  29. Profile photo of AkaHikage
    AkaHikage Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    "ERM... has anyone else noticed that the lengths of their surnames are different... so probally not mother and son... just a thought"

    It`s highly possible that the mother remarried...just a thought...

  30. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1403 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    duuuude
  31. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3821 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    The user`s banned and cleaned up. Some of the comments under the picture when you view the link are still up, give the server a second to refresh. Sorry if anybody was offended.
  32. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2672 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    thankyou mods (Y)
  33. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    thank you very much, mods :) we appreciate it!! :)
  34. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    To honor Pel, I will now sing him a song.

    YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY
    RIGHT ROUND
    LIKE A RECORD BABY
    ROUND ROUND RIGHT ROUND

  35. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    WOW. My mom tried to ad me and I quickly clicked ignore LOL
  36. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Borat Jr.? NE one?
  37. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    My mom added me on facebook...it`s not really like i can deny it after all she`s my mother. It gets really aggrivating...she feels the need to comment on like EVERY single one of my status updates and sends me lots of stupid notifications.
  38. Profile photo of paypay
    paypay Female 13-17
    78 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    awwwww! :D
  39. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Sorry PsychGeek, I didn`t get to read your pitiful defence of a First Poster `till now... and now that I have let me answer by saying :

    lol.

  40. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    She doesn`t need to be remarried either, my friend`s mom never changed her name when she got married, and my friend has her dads last name. Not unheard of people.

    About the picture: That must have been his flashdance phase.

  41. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4680 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    This is why I will never accept any of my immediate family`s friend requests on facebook.
  42. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    All of my family is on my facebook :D `cause I mostly use it for games and they`ll give me stuff or be my friend on it without me having to beg them :3
    I had to tell my mom to calm down on the commenting though :P
  43. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    "Sorry PsychGeek, I didn`t get to read your pitiful defence of a First Poster `till now... and now that I have let me answer by saying :
    lol."

    oh very mature! :) This totally just made my day.

  44. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    AWWWW
  45. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    If my kid tired to remove me from seeing them on Facebook, I`d simply take away their privileges on the computer.

    You younger kids will understand when you are older (although I`m sure some of you are mature enough to get it now). There are "kid friendly" areas, but mainly the internet is an adult place. Any parent that lets their kid run loose, unsupervised in an adult area, is either ignorant or a bad parent.

  46. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Nowhere does it say Brian is still living at home Patchouly, relax.

    I get what you`re saying though. (When it comes to younger kids anyway).

  47. Profile photo of olive123
    olive123 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    good point, patchouly, but he might be like 18 or 20. or even older.
  48. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9306 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    There`s a balance to everything and parenting is a huge area. You can`t be in everything your kid does or else you become a helicopter parent and limit your child`s growth.

    You can`t just let your kid run free all the time either or else they run wild with absolutely no boundaries and become unruly and spoiled.

    There`s a careful balance to raising a kid and everyone is still trying to find juuuuust the right amount of weight to put on each side.

  49. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    good point, patchouly? yeah right.

    If you don`t have the right to your own Facebook, what do you have?

  50. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    531 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    patchouly the internet is not an adult area, nor a kids area.
    it`s a place for people to be anonymous, if they choose, and run wild and free in the abyss of the tubez.
  51. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    I don`t think patchouly will ever have kids. Especially if he smells like patchouly
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    rofl thats cute XD
  53. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    This is one of the best links I`ve seen on here in a long time...still laughing.
  54. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    cant we just enjoy the picture and quit with the preaching?
  55. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7544 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    i love these
  56. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4028 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Hahaha! Oh, that`s just wrong.
  57. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    isnt that the same wee boy that is in the pic thats mean to have put his finger up the dogs behind? i think it is
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Come on Patch, I`m a dad too, but our kids, especially teen kids, need their private space. Expecially if they`re old enought to have a bookface account (I think the minimum age is 13 or something? If you`re honest that is of course).

    Meh, I wouldn`t want to be on my daughter`s facebook friends when she`s a teen any more than I`d want to snoop on her sleepover party with her buddies. I hear what you`re saying about the internet, and you`re right, but a facebook account is a facebook account. It`s an online personality of you. Come on, we were teens once, we remember how uncool parents are at that age...

  59. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    LOL.
  60. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    LMFAO AT DAVYS BOOKFACE
  61. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    @davymid

    Will you please be my dad? :D?

  62. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    vv Sure, sask. Though I`m 29 and you`re 19, that would mean I would have fathered you when I was 10. Not impossible, but improbable.

    But yeah, sure, come live at my house. It`s a blast.

  63. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3842 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm

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    patchouly
    Male, 30-39, Canada
    592 Posts Sunday, December 20, 2009 4:09:11 PM
    If my kid tired to remove me from seeing them on Facebook, I`d simply take away their privileges on the computer.


    For all we know, Brian is 30 years old and his mother is in her sixties

  64. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3842 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm

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    JoeYC
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    395 Posts Sunday, December 20, 2009 2:19:42 PM
    ERM... has anyone else noticed that the lengths of their surnames are different... so probally not mother and son... just a thought


    Except that Brian called her "MOM" which is a pretty good indicator that it is his mother.

    Most people have their father`s last name, but one`s mother does not necessarily have the same last name as one`s father. Like maybe Mom and Dad weren`t married, or aren`t married anymore.

  65. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4547 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    Lando just said everything I was gonna say.
  66. Profile photo of phirephoto
    phirephoto Male 30-39
    329 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    @LandoGriffin: Look at the photo next to Leslie (mom). She`s definitely not in her 60`s.
  67. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    That`s crazy, my name is Brian. D: But I am not this Brian. lol. >.> Thank god. :-P
  68. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:30 am
    oh, so sad...
  69. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    166 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:53 am
    Hahahahahahaha! I love this! :)
  70. Profile photo of Aceyblob
    Aceyblob Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:01 am
    o_o another reason to never add mom, indeed.
  71. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:20 am
    For the record, I do have kids.

    Also, it never occurred to me that the guy could be older. For those of you who mentioned that, I stand corrected. That would be an acceptable case for blocking your parent.

    I still stand by my statement though, regarding younger kids.

    The internet is a bit like a bar. Just because there`s a few kid`s tables in there, doesn`t mean that you should send them in alone. Anyone can sit at the kid`s table and, thanks to the anonymity of the internet, they don`t have to be a kid to sit there.

  72. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:30 am
    What was the mom thinking?!
  73. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:16 am
    brilliant pic! Now as for the nay sayers... if you don`t want your kids to have privacy from you as a parent, then why give them unsupervised time online?
    A smidge draconian I feel..
  74. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 3:29 am
    who would like sapna14111 & aditigohil to stop spamming IAB? raise of hands?

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    ............./´¯/`...`/´¯¯`·¸
    ........../`/.../..../......./¨¯\
    ........(`(...´...´.... ¯~/`...`)
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    ..........``...\.......... _.·´
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  75. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:08 am
    Hey IAB admin - why not stick a spamtrap thread every now and then, anyone that posts to it is automatically flagged as spam for deletion.

    Actually thinking about it - you could just use an Atom video thread. Only spambots would open that.

  76. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:14 am
    "Most people have their father`s last name, but one`s mother does not necessarily have the same last name as one`s father."

    Absolutely. On the weekend I had to explain at the Post Office collections desk, why one parcel was to Nicola Xxxxx (my wife, who hasn`t taken my name) and one was to Mr and Mrs Prince. This is my wife, and this is addressed wrongly by my MOM.

  77. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 4:38 am
    Wow, the woman sounds like a robot. "Do you not like the photo? I think it is cute. What is limited?" I read that in my head and no emotion registers.
  78. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    614 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 6:01 am
    well, omgwtfcherry, whether you hope you are or not, you`re spamming technically. people like you, pranita, and parikhrachna need to get outta here.
  79. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 6:02 am
    somebody (opie/fancy) kill the spambots plzzzzzzz O.o

    parikhrachna
    pranita141
    aditigohil

    its like they couldnt reach me on my home phone so they went to the sites i visit. i knoooooow thats awful what i just said, but its funny.

  80. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 6:36 am
  81. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 6:49 am
    BORAT!
  82. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:01 am
    Ok..who`s been pissing Davy off?
  83. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3425 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:30 am
    I just went on chickswithdicks.com to see if it`s real.

    I found out that hard way 0.o

  84. Profile photo of princess0764
    princess0764 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:40 am
    yes lukas, sadly its real. i wish it wasnt. i tried to go there. it worked. SOMEBODY GET SOME EYE BLEACH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!
  85. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5094 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 7:45 am
    lukas1051: What kind of "hard" are we talking about here?

    Badumtish!

    Giraldus117, princess0764: So you decide to fight spam with... more spam?

  86. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4867 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:14 am
    "Ok..who`s been pissing Davy off? "

    the english, thierry henry, the french,happy people, people hu cnt spell....and the spammers

  87. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:20 am
    vv But mostly Man Utd supporters Dom. They`re the lowest of the low.
  88. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9306 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:49 am
    Lukas, Princess, you can find your own eye bleach.
    Let this be a lesson to you. I will not hold your hand through the Internet. You have to learn how to survive on your own in this harsh wasteland we call the web.
  89. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 9:02 am
    Oh God, hahaha. This is why nobody in my family can be on my Facebook. I think my mom actually has one, but thankfully she either doesn`t know I have one or has refrained from sending me a friend request.
  90. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 9:55 am
    I thought the only point of facebook was to get RATM to no 1.

    However its obviously another media weapon for humiliating your offspring.

    You poor kids. 35mm was bad enough.

  91. Profile photo of sairfax_lol3
    sairfax_lol3 Female 13-17
    16 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Ahh this is so funny. Thank god my mom doesn`t post any baby pics.
  92. Profile photo of MindFreaker
    MindFreaker Female 13-17
    26 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    I hope my mom doesn`t get any ideas..
  93. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    @MattPrince haha i know right " push push dratING REVOLUTION HAVE YOUR VOICES HEARD "
  94. Profile photo of Paula28
    Paula28 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    I don`t see why it is humiliating. I also think it is very cute.When was the last time you thought you were doing something cute and had no reason to be embarrassed about it
  95. Profile photo of Hippykid
    Hippykid Female 30-39
    45 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    It is rather cute.
  96. Profile photo of Rainwolf28
    Rainwolf28 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    when i first saw this I thought it was just an overgrown onesy, now that i look at it....is that his dads tighy whities? What guy over the age of 12 wears those?
  97. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    oh no!!!!! :(
  98. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    grosss
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    angelsface Female 13-17
    48 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    lol ! That`s hilariousss .

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