Never Add Your Mom To Your Facebook Acct. [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Brian learned this lesson the hard way with a photo that he thought would never find the light of day. Instead, this...
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Female 48
lol ! That`s hilariousss .
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Male 130
grosss
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Female 523
oh no!!!!! :(
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Female 82
when i first saw this I thought it was just an overgrown onesy, now that i look at it....is that his dads tighy whities? What guy over the age of 12 wears those?
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Female 45
It is rather cute.
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Female 57
I don`t see why it is humiliating. I also think it is very cute.When was the last time you thought you were doing something cute and had no reason to be embarrassed about it
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Male 101
@MattPrince haha i know right " push push dratING REVOLUTION HAVE YOUR VOICES HEARD "
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Female 26
I hope my mom doesn`t get any ideas..
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Female 16
Ahh this is so funny. Thank god my mom doesn`t post any baby pics.
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Male 2,220
I thought the only point of facebook was to get RATM to no 1.

However its obviously another media weapon for humiliating your offspring.

You poor kids. 35mm was bad enough.

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Female 519
Oh God, hahaha. This is why nobody in my family can be on my Facebook. I think my mom actually has one, but thankfully she either doesn`t know I have one or has refrained from sending me a friend request.
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Male 9,306
Lukas, Princess, you can find your own eye bleach.
Let this be a lesson to you. I will not hold your hand through the Internet. You have to learn how to survive on your own in this harsh wasteland we call the web.
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Male 12,138
vv But mostly Man Utd supporters Dom. They`re the lowest of the low.
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Male 4,867
"Ok..who`s been pissing Davy off? "

the english, thierry henry, the french,happy people, people hu cnt spell....and the spammers

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Male 5,094
lukas1051: What kind of "hard" are we talking about here?

Badumtish!

Giraldus117, princess0764: So you decide to fight spam with... more spam?

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Female 175
yes lukas, sadly its real. i wish it wasnt. i tried to go there. it worked. SOMEBODY GET SOME EYE BLEACH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 3,425
I just went on chickswithdicks.com to see if it`s real.

I found out that hard way 0.o

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Male 3,369
Ok..who`s been pissing Davy off?
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Male 499
BORAT!
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Male 12,138
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Male 610
somebody (opie/fancy) kill the spambots plzzzzzzz O.o

parikhrachna
pranita141
aditigohil

its like they couldnt reach me on my home phone so they went to the sites i visit. i knoooooow thats awful what i just said, but its funny.

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Female 614
well, omgwtfcherry, whether you hope you are or not, you`re spamming technically. people like you, pranita, and parikhrachna need to get outta here.
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Female 579
Wow, the woman sounds like a robot. "Do you not like the photo? I think it is cute. What is limited?" I read that in my head and no emotion registers.
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Male 2,220
"Most people have their father`s last name, but one`s mother does not necessarily have the same last name as one`s father."

Absolutely. On the weekend I had to explain at the Post Office collections desk, why one parcel was to Nicola Xxxxx (my wife, who hasn`t taken my name) and one was to Mr and Mrs Prince. This is my wife, and this is addressed wrongly by my MOM.

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Male 2,220
Hey IAB admin - why not stick a spamtrap thread every now and then, anyone that posts to it is automatically flagged as spam for deletion.

Actually thinking about it - you could just use an Atom video thread. Only spambots would open that.

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Male 64
who would like sapna14111 & aditigohil to stop spamming IAB? raise of hands?

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Male 176
brilliant pic! Now as for the nay sayers... if you don`t want your kids to have privacy from you as a parent, then why give them unsupervised time online?
A smidge draconian I feel..
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Male 1,043
What was the mom thinking?!
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Male 4,746
For the record, I do have kids.

Also, it never occurred to me that the guy could be older. For those of you who mentioned that, I stand corrected. That would be an acceptable case for blocking your parent.

I still stand by my statement though, regarding younger kids.

The internet is a bit like a bar. Just because there`s a few kid`s tables in there, doesn`t mean that you should send them in alone. Anyone can sit at the kid`s table and, thanks to the anonymity of the internet, they don`t have to be a kid to sit there.

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Female 91
o_o another reason to never add mom, indeed.
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Female 166
Hahahahahahaha! I love this! :)
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Female 408
oh, so sad...
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Male 1,059
That`s crazy, my name is Brian. D: But I am not this Brian. lol. >.> Thank god. :-P
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Male 101
um, there is no way in hell Brian is 30. The picture was taken in August 91 according to the caption. The kid looks to be 4 or 5.. meaning Brian is now 21 or 22
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Male 329
@LandoGriffin: Look at the photo next to Leslie (mom). She`s definitely not in her 60`s.
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Male 4,547
Lando just said everything I was gonna say.
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Male 3,842

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JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
395 Posts Sunday, December 20, 2009 2:19:42 PM
ERM... has anyone else noticed that the lengths of their surnames are different... so probally not mother and son... just a thought


Except that Brian called her "MOM" which is a pretty good indicator that it is his mother.

Most people have their father`s last name, but one`s mother does not necessarily have the same last name as one`s father. Like maybe Mom and Dad weren`t married, or aren`t married anymore.

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patchouly
Male, 30-39, Canada
592 Posts Sunday, December 20, 2009 4:09:11 PM
If my kid tired to remove me from seeing them on Facebook, I`d simply take away their privileges on the computer.


For all we know, Brian is 30 years old and his mother is in her sixties

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Male 12,138
vv Sure, sask. Though I`m 29 and you`re 19, that would mean I would have fathered you when I was 10. Not impossible, but improbable.

But yeah, sure, come live at my house. It`s a blast.

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Male 343
@davymid

Will you please be my dad? :D?

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Male 485
LMFAO AT DAVYS BOOKFACE
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Female 275
LOL.
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Male 12,138
Come on Patch, I`m a dad too, but our kids, especially teen kids, need their private space. Expecially if they`re old enought to have a bookface account (I think the minimum age is 13 or something? If you`re honest that is of course).

Meh, I wouldn`t want to be on my daughter`s facebook friends when she`s a teen any more than I`d want to snoop on her sleepover party with her buddies. I hear what you`re saying about the internet, and you`re right, but a facebook account is a facebook account. It`s an online personality of you. Come on, we were teens once, we remember how uncool parents are at that age...

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Female 87
isnt that the same wee boy that is in the pic thats mean to have put his finger up the dogs behind? i think it is
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Female 4,028
Hahaha! Oh, that`s just wrong.
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Male 7,585
i love these
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Male 332
cant we just enjoy the picture and quit with the preaching?
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Male 321
This is one of the best links I`ve seen on here in a long time...still laughing.
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Female 5,222
rofl thats cute XD
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Male 788
I don`t think patchouly will ever have kids. Especially if he smells like patchouly
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Female 531
patchouly the internet is not an adult area, nor a kids area.
it`s a place for people to be anonymous, if they choose, and run wild and free in the abyss of the tubez.
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Female 140
good point, patchouly? yeah right.

If you don`t have the right to your own Facebook, what do you have?

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Male 9,306
There`s a balance to everything and parenting is a huge area. You can`t be in everything your kid does or else you become a helicopter parent and limit your child`s growth.

You can`t just let your kid run free all the time either or else they run wild with absolutely no boundaries and become unruly and spoiled.

There`s a careful balance to raising a kid and everyone is still trying to find juuuuust the right amount of weight to put on each side.

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Female 32
good point, patchouly, but he might be like 18 or 20. or even older.
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Female 1,677
Nowhere does it say Brian is still living at home Patchouly, relax.

I get what you`re saying though. (When it comes to younger kids anyway).

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Male 4,746
If my kid tired to remove me from seeing them on Facebook, I`d simply take away their privileges on the computer.

You younger kids will understand when you are older (although I`m sure some of you are mature enough to get it now). There are "kid friendly" areas, but mainly the internet is an adult place. Any parent that lets their kid run loose, unsupervised in an adult area, is either ignorant or a bad parent.

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Male 534
AWWWW
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Female 1,798
"Sorry PsychGeek, I didn`t get to read your pitiful defence of a First Poster `till now... and now that I have let me answer by saying :
lol."

oh very mature! :) This totally just made my day.

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Female 2,674
All of my family is on my facebook :D `cause I mostly use it for games and they`ll give me stuff or be my friend on it without me having to beg them :3
I had to tell my mom to calm down on the commenting though :P
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Male 4,680
This is why I will never accept any of my immediate family`s friend requests on facebook.
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Female 1,677
She doesn`t need to be remarried either, my friend`s mom never changed her name when she got married, and my friend has her dads last name. Not unheard of people.

About the picture: That must have been his flashdance phase.

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Female 449
Sorry PsychGeek, I didn`t get to read your pitiful defence of a First Poster `till now... and now that I have let me answer by saying :

lol.

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Female 78
awwwww! :D
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Female 1,380
My mom added me on facebook...it`s not really like i can deny it after all she`s my mother. It gets really aggrivating...she feels the need to comment on like EVERY single one of my status updates and sends me lots of stupid notifications.
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Male 4,807
Borat Jr.? NE one?
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Female 101
WOW. My mom tried to ad me and I quickly clicked ignore LOL
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Male 820
To honor Pel, I will now sing him a song.

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY
RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A RECORD BABY
ROUND ROUND RIGHT ROUND

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Female 1,798
thank you very much, mods :) we appreciate it!! :)
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Female 2,672
thankyou mods (Y)
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Male 3,819
The user`s banned and cleaned up. Some of the comments under the picture when you view the link are still up, give the server a second to refresh. Sorry if anybody was offended.
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Male 1,403
duuuude
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Male 51
"ERM... has anyone else noticed that the lengths of their surnames are different... so probally not mother and son... just a thought"

It`s highly possible that the mother remarried...just a thought...

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Male 505
WTF
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Male 3,819
they spelled it with a V -- fancv`s_asst -- not hacked.
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Female 96
WHAT THE HECK FANCY ASSISTANT?!!?
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Male 1,064
what the f*ck, fancys asst. HAXX
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Male 3,819
We`re taking care of this douchebag.
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Male 9,306
Parents must be doing this on purpose...
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Male 72
WTF IS WITH THE ADD AT THE BOTTOM OF IAB????
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Female 9,403
Some people should never have a Facebook account.
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Male 721
ERM... has anyone else noticed that the lengths of their surnames are different... so probally not mother and son... just a thought
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Female 355
Oh mai. Daddy`s underwear is large.
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Male 3,014
v His dad`s underwear.
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Female 365
Tighty Whities!
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Male 12,365
What on earth is that kid wearing?
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Female 186
lawl
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Male 3,425
I feel for this guy. My Mum`s a pain in the arse on facebook.
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Female 1,798
"Wow, Skim... I actually had to go back because the stupidity of your comment took a while to register. Sorry, I just hate dumb ppl."

A person who writes normally until the very LAST word of her comment is also not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Female 654
YAY FIRST COMMENT oh wait other people commented in front of me.. rofl @ Skim.

And the picture was bleh

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Male 999
meh.
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Female 122
Sounds like "Brian" is still wearing his underwear that far up his butt. My mom posts way more embarrassing pictures of me than this. I embrace it. We all did goofy stuff as kids. She was going to post it whether I friended her or not.
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Female 449
Wow, Skim... I actually had to go back because the stupidity of your comment took a while to register. Sorry, I just hate dumb ppl.
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Male 10,845
Oh snap! Brian turned the tables on mom!
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Male 2,796
Probably the reason why his testicles didn`t drop till` he was 13.
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha.
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Male 93
LOL, but not as funny as I thought it`d be
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Female 250
LOL. Fail.
First comment.
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Male 670
HAHAHA oh god thats nasty
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Female 986
Yay for removing tags :) Oddly, my mother doesn`t do that. It is my friends I`ve known from elementary school... Class photos... Horrible things.
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Male 19,881
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