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Date: 12/13/09 10:01 AM

59 Responses to My Life Is Twilight

  1. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    December 8, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    Link: My Life Is Twilight - It`s as horrible as MLIA is awesome. Warning: Contains sparkling vampires, not for Anne Rice or Lestat fans.
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    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Those. Are. HILARIOUS.

    A whole tube of body glitter! XD

  3. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 10:13 am
    oh i souldn`t have looked at this while eating....when will i learn?
  4. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Jesus wept.
  5. Profile photo of goAtluvr7
    goAtluvr7 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 10:33 am
    *gurgles* i.....words cannot explain....
  6. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 10:37 am
    topper:

    EXACTLY. :D

  7. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 10:57 am
    These didn`t really affect me. I have seen far, FAR worse "My life is X" stories out there.

    Like the guy who MARRIED A VIRTUAL WOMAN among other things.

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    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:03 am
    is it sad that i looked at them all? :)
  9. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Sickening.
  10. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Kill me now. Owwwww.
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Wow that was boring.
  12. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Ehhh Number 8 was kinda sweet.
  13. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:30 am
    I feel really bad for all of the boyfriends in these stories.
  14. Profile photo of LeesieSocks
    LeesieSocks Female 18-29
    90 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Never thought Id see the day that I-A-B would actually post something about T-Twi.. Blugh cant even say the word!
  15. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:35 am
    pathetic...
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:40 am
    O dear! sad!
  17. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:41 am
    *Bangs head against wall repeatedly.*
  18. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:54 am
    Dear god someone needs to go back in time and make sure the books are never made.
  19. Profile photo of princess0764
    princess0764 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
    its like mlia or fml
  20. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    I admit...number 9 did kind of make me laugh though.
  21. Profile photo of Superwormie
    Superwormie Female 13-17
    18 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Huh... I thought for sure that the day the Internet accepted that kind of site, the world would implode on itself...

    Guess I was wrong.

  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    MLIA IS DOWN. OH GOD HOW TO I WASH OUT THE TASTE OF THIS!?
  23. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    When you read a site like this, it`s almost impossible to separate the trolls who type something outlandish just for the reaction, and the people who are actually serious. Take, for example, the tattoo bit. Is she serious? The wording and "enthusiasm" behind it smells of troll, but then again, she might be totally serious.
  24. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    i`m sorry, but if they`ve made this there needs to be rebellion. how about MyLifeIsHarryPotter?
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Wow, I`m surprised some of those boyfriends willingly acted like Edward... but actually, when a real guy does some of those things, it seems kinda sexy/sweet.
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    why, why, why
  27. Profile photo of SoapeyLOV
    SoapeyLOV Female 13-17
    91 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    please, someone kill me now
  28. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    This...is...a....REAL....website...?

    ....

  29. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    KOLLO, I there is a MyLifeIsHarryPotter. It`s linked off MLIA, though I can`t remember what it`s called.
  30. Profile photo of mongoos3
    mongoos3 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    I just lost my faith in humanity *facepalm*
  31. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Today, I discovered a site called My Life Is Twilight. FML
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    this is oh so sad.
  33. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Today, I discovered a site called My Life Is Twilight. FML
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    I agree with this sentence :(
  34. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    wtf..
  35. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    "I just lost my faith in humanity *faceplam*"

    ^that

  36. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    mongoos3:givesmehope.com should help you out, GMH
  37. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Today, I discovered a site called My Life Is Twilight. FML
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    I couldn`t have said it better myself.
  38. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    Well, I take this as proof there is no loving god.
  39. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    This makes me wish that vampires were real, as in 30 Days of Night real. "Ooh, a vampire! Will you love me fore-" "bloOOOAAARGH!!!!1!" *crunch*
  40. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    I saw one that says having two people in the same workplace named Edward and Jacob is ironic. No, that`s just coincidental, but you read Twilight and posted on "MLIT" so I can`t expect you to be intelligent.
  41. Profile photo of madgirl3
    madgirl3 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    It worries me that one of these people thought it was awesome that her boyfriend came into her house through the window to watch her sleep. That is in no way a win.
  42. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    "Today my friends and I went out for icecream. Walking to the parlor, we saw a teenage boy by himself who was incredibly pale and dressed just like one of the Cullens. We immediately stopped and all agreed that he was a vampire. We then turned around and followed him, debating who would get him. MLIT"

    Wtf? Seriously?? Someone please kill me.

  43. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    :D :D :D :D yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
  44. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 12:56 am
    Anne Rice vampires are every bit as gay as Twilight vampires.
  45. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:21 am
    Wow , just wow
  46. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 2:22 am
    Anne Rice vampires are every bit as gay as Twilight vampires.

    I agree with that .

  47. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Where;s Vampire Hunter D when you need him
  48. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Most of these are flat out hilarious, whether they`re fake or not.

    Come on guys, just have fun with it. =P

  49. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 8:09 am
    If they`re fake, they`re awesome.

    If they`re real, they`re pathetic.

  50. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 9:48 am
    TEAM PRO CHOICE!
  51. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 10:07 am
    omg, the tattoo one.... we need to raise the legal age for tats, QUICK! I don`t wanna be looking at that poo!
  52. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 10:30 am
    "If they`re fake, they`re awesome.
    If they`re real, they`re pathetic."

    You know USUALLY it`s the other way around considering you guys...

  53. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    depressing indeed
  54. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 4:32 am
    ...and then Peter Cushing staked Edward. The End.
  55. Profile photo of WtfDorkFace
    WtfDorkFace Female 18-29
    180 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:31 am
    that physically hurt trying to read that. I think my brain broke
  56. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    OMG. this made me laugh, but it also made me realise how absolutely stupid people are.
  57. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    December 16, 2009 at 12:53 am
    the comments on the site were full of win
  58. Profile photo of Spider13
    Spider13 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    December 16, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Twards. See what I did there? lol
  59. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Thats sad.

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