My Life Is Twilight

Submitted by: cookii 7 years ago in Weird
http://www.moviefill.com/THE-10-MOST-DEPRESSING-MY-LIFE-IS-TWILIGHT-ENTRIES-19573/

It"s as horrible as MLIA is awesome. Warning: Contains sparkling vampires, not for Anne Rice or Lestat fans.
Credits: shell
There are 59 comments:
Female 356
Thats sad.
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Female 115
Twards. See what I did there? lol
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Female 914
the comments on the site were full of win
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Female 523
OMG. this made me laugh, but it also made me realise how absolutely stupid people are.
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Female 179
that physically hurt trying to read that. I think my brain broke
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Male 287
...and then Peter Cushing staked Edward. The End.
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Female 318
depressing indeed
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Male 9,305
"If they`re fake, they`re awesome.
If they`re real, they`re pathetic."

You know USUALLY it`s the other way around considering you guys...

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Female 751
omg, the tattoo one.... we need to raise the legal age for tats, QUICK! I don`t wanna be looking at that poo!
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Female 895
TEAM PRO CHOICE!
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Female 285
If they`re fake, they`re awesome.

If they`re real, they`re pathetic.

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Male 516
Most of these are flat out hilarious, whether they`re fake or not.

Come on guys, just have fun with it. =P

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Male 1,093
Where;s Vampire Hunter D when you need him
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Female 864
Anne Rice vampires are every bit as gay as Twilight vampires.

I agree with that .

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Female 864
Wow , just wow
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Male 287
Anne Rice vampires are every bit as gay as Twilight vampires.
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Female 330
:D :D :D :D yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Female 1,593
"Today my friends and I went out for icecream. Walking to the parlor, we saw a teenage boy by himself who was incredibly pale and dressed just like one of the Cullens. We immediately stopped and all agreed that he was a vampire. We then turned around and followed him, debating who would get him. MLIT"

Wtf? Seriously?? Someone please kill me.

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Female 2
It worries me that one of these people thought it was awesome that her boyfriend came into her house through the window to watch her sleep. That is in no way a win.
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Male 2,148
I saw one that says having two people in the same workplace named Edward and Jacob is ironic. No, that`s just coincidental, but you read Twilight and posted on "MLIT" so I can`t expect you to be intelligent.
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Male 80
This makes me wish that vampires were real, as in 30 Days of Night real. "Ooh, a vampire! Will you love me fore-" "bloOOOAAARGH!!!!1!" *crunch*
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Male 427
Well, I take this as proof there is no loving god.
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Female 1,006
Today, I discovered a site called My Life Is Twilight. FML
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I couldn`t have said it better myself.
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Male 250
mongoos3:givesmehope.com should help you out, GMH
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Female 136
"I just lost my faith in humanity *faceplam*"

^that

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Female 5,222
wtf..
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Female 1,682
Today, I discovered a site called My Life Is Twilight. FML
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I agree with this sentence :(
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Male 7,830
this is oh so sad.
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Male 316
Today, I discovered a site called My Life Is Twilight. FML
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Female 36
I just lost my faith in humanity *facepalm*
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Female 635
KOLLO, I there is a MyLifeIsHarryPotter. It`s linked off MLIA, though I can`t remember what it`s called.
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Male 394
This...is...a....REAL....website...?

....

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Female 91
please, someone kill me now
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Female 408
why, why, why
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Female 696
Wow, I`m surprised some of those boyfriends willingly acted like Edward... but actually, when a real guy does some of those things, it seems kinda sexy/sweet.
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Female 395
i`m sorry, but if they`ve made this there needs to be rebellion. how about MyLifeIsHarryPotter?
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Male 228
When you read a site like this, it`s almost impossible to separate the trolls who type something outlandish just for the reaction, and the people who are actually serious. Take, for example, the tattoo bit. Is she serious? The wording and "enthusiasm" behind it smells of troll, but then again, she might be totally serious.
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Female 15,763
MLIA IS DOWN. OH GOD HOW TO I WASH OUT THE TASTE OF THIS!?
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Female 18
Huh... I thought for sure that the day the Internet accepted that kind of site, the world would implode on itself...

Guess I was wrong.

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Female 4,376
I admit...number 9 did kind of make me laugh though.
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Female 175
its like mlia or fml
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Male 730
Dear god someone needs to go back in time and make sure the books are never made.
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Male 716
*Bangs head against wall repeatedly.*
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Male 25,416
O dear! sad!
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Male 218
pathetic...
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Female 90
Never thought Id see the day that I-A-B would actually post something about T-Twi.. Blugh cant even say the word!
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Male 1,598
I feel really bad for all of the boyfriends in these stories.
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Male 9,305
Ehhh Number 8 was kinda sweet.
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Male 7,378
Wow that was boring.
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Female 244
Kill me now. Owwwww.
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Female 160
Sickening.
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Female 74
is it sad that i looked at them all? :)
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Male 4,680
These didn`t really affect me. I have seen far, FAR worse "My life is X" stories out there.

Like the guy who MARRIED A VIRTUAL WOMAN among other things.

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Male 1,381
topper:

EXACTLY. :D

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Female 36
*gurgles* i.....words cannot explain....
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Male 1,929
Jesus wept.
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Female 961
oh i souldn`t have looked at this while eating....when will i learn?
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Female 256
Those. Are. HILARIOUS.

A whole tube of body glitter! XD

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Female 1,297
Link: My Life Is Twilight [Rate Link] - It`s as horrible as MLIA is awesome. Warning: Contains sparkling vampires, not for Anne Rice or Lestat fans.
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