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Date: 12/19/09 12:06 PM

77 Responses to My Fiance: I Think She Might Be Materialistic [Pic

  1. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Why Do People Want To Type Like This? It`s annoying, pointless, and time-consuming. You don`t look cute when you do it. Sorry.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    yes very materialistic, btw, why is IAB freezing my IE?
  3. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    hahahah
  4. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Guys here`s a good tip to know about the girl your proposing to, if she barely or never says/looks at the ring, she`s a keeper. But if she is like this lady, be careful.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    nice
  6. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Lets put her down.
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    oooo, harsh
  8. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Drop her like a rock!
  9. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    I find the ring custom strange anyway. Why is it considered a good thing if your lover spends more money than they can afford on a very small amount of vastly overpriced shiny metal and even more vastly overpriced tiny polished stones?
  10. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    "if she barely or never says/looks at the ring, she`s a keeper."

    But rings are so sparkly and shiny! How can you expect us not to get distracted by them? D:

  11. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    "I find the ring custom strange anyway. Why is it considered a good thing if your lover spends more money than they can afford on a very small amount of vastly overpriced shiny metal and even more vastly overpriced tiny polished stones?"

    BURN THE COMMIE!

  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    lol opie!
  13. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
    106 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    because it is obviously a terrible and ungratful thing to thank someone for giving you something?

    :/

  14. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Its all about showing other women that she is better than them. THAT is why the ring is important, she has to show up her friends.
  15. Profile photo of Drachaus
    Drachaus Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    To quote a famous comedian "Diamonds, that will shut her up".
  16. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    He needs to run like hell. Now.
  17. Profile photo of cacacaca500
    cacacaca500 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Sorry but I didnt get it, is it supposed to be Britney Spears or something?
  18. Profile photo of Jusseh
    Jusseh Female 13-17
    13 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    "Sorry but I didnt get it, is it supposed to be Britney Spears or something?"

    no :\ "Britney`s" fiancee said I love you and all she said back was "I love ym ring."

    Not sayign I love you too, or anything.

  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Too late to drop her bobhub600, she`s got the rock already!
  20. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    To quote a famous comedian "Diamonds, that will shut her up".

    Ron White!

  21. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Drachaus
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    1 Posts Saturday, December 19, 2009 1:54:36 PM
    To quote a famous comedian "Diamonds, that will shut her up... For a second."
  22. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    I feel sorry for him i really do!
  23. Profile photo of SlyWind
    SlyWind Male 13-17
    16 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    lol how can you not get it?, he tells her he loves her, and she tells him she loves her ring, not him, gold digger maybe?:p
  24. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    I don`t wanna be a hippocrate but... I love that ring too and... I dont love that dude.
  25. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    So she`s showing off the ring. She`s happy. Another lame-ass post
  26. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    I will never understand obsession with jewelry.
  27. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    haha cool beans a ring? doesn`t get you anything
  28. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I think that it may be a misleading picture. The picture and the womans comment were both made 16 hours ago, he responded "yesterday" rather than 16 hours ago. He may have commented in a different place than she commented but since it was in the same area, they appeared at the same spot. For example, I added pictures to one of my albums and posted that up. The comments to the album from a month ago still showed.
  29. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    I don`t think she`s materialistic, she`s just fat and desperate. She knows that ring is the only thing anyone will ever get her.
  30. Profile photo of RealMcCoy
    RealMcCoy Male 18-29
    13 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    its sean kingston and britney spears.....okay well we all know its not but it could be!!
  31. Profile photo of msimmons
    msimmons Male 18-29
    244 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    of course it`s a misleading picture, that`s why it`s amusing.
    to me at least.
  32. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    I don`t get it. Any time a guy gives a girl a gift, the girl will say "I love my _____" as a compliment to tell him he made a good choice of gift. She`s being nice. It`s just a girl`s way of saying "Thank you, I love it!"
  33. Profile photo of floaton
    floaton Male 18-29
    29 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    jesus, that was a thinker.......It took me 10 minutes to figure it out. That`s not a big deal. Here is how people work, if she didn`t say she loves her ring, he would get mad...but I get it....i get it..
  34. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    she culd have said something on the lines of "i love u too babe the ring is beautiful!"
    in rl (not on fb) if she put on the ring and he said i love you and she responded with i love my ring it would be more acceptable because the conversation would continue...but if all you have to say is "i love the ring" and nothing about "i love you too" it sounds selfish
  35. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    why yes, premierwondr, i believe that`s the joke.
  36. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Jealous, luke?
  37. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    If I ever propose to anyone, they will get a simple but elegant silver ring. If they stick around after that, I know they`re for real.
  38. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Pwnt.
  39. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Ahahaha!
    The funniest tones of voice just went through my mind as I read that.
  40. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    no dratin poo thats the joke monorail but somehow some people don`t understand how this is materialistic
  41. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    what a b!tch.
  42. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    :(
    I remember there was this movie called "the pebble and the penguin" and it taught you to love the penguin and not just the pebble.
  43. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Mmm. That`s a bit sad. Although it makes me all nostalgic about when I got proposed to.
  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    "she culd have said something on the lines of "i love u too babe the ring is beautiful!"
    in rl (not on fb) if she put on the ring and he said i love you and she responded with i love my ring it would be more acceptable because the conversation would continue...but if all you have to say is "i love the ring" and nothing about "i love you too" it sounds selfish"

    Nothing gets past you, Sherlock.

  45. Profile photo of HeartsGauia
    HeartsGauia Female 13-17
    66 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Strangely enough, those are the names of my ex boyfriend and his girlfriend, they aren`t getting married, he actually bought her a ring and gave it to her early for christmas.
  46. Profile photo of paypay
    paypay Female 13-17
    78 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    hah i thought it was funny
  47. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    and nothing gets past u opie ty for recognizing my genius : D
  48. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    lol opie
  49. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:36 am
    Ooh, Opie is a Ninja, I see.
  50. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:10 am
    f-f-fail
  51. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:34 am
    I hope buddy knows what he`s letting himself in for. You know the difference between your job and your wife? After 10 years, your job still sucks.
  52. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:00 am
    "I hope buddy knows what he`s letting himself in for. You know the difference between your job and your wife? After 10 years, your job still sucks."

    More like 6 months...

  53. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:13 am
    "I remember there was this movie called "the pebble and the penguin" and it taught you to love the penguin and not just the pebble."

    dude, that movie was sick. loveddd it when i was little.

  54. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:37 am
    More like 6 months...

    Ah, you`ve been married too I see. I feel your pain, brother.

  55. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:50 am
    She has really pasty and clammy looking hands :/ gross.
  56. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:36 am
    "More like six months..."

    When you`re married, the difference between your dick and your paycheck is that you don`t have to beg the little woman to blow your paycheck.

    Buh dum dum-cha!

    LJ

  57. Profile photo of cacacaca500
    cacacaca500 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:49 am
    now I get it shes only interested in the money!
  58. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:47 am
    stupid whore......
  59. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 9:39 am
    i don`t understand women sometimes. i got engaged a year and a half ago, i still don`t have a ring. when we started looking for rings a few months ago, he was set on getting a big expensive one. i wanted a small solitaire. he gave in but he still wanted to go to a jewelry store. i drug him to wal-mart, $200 for the same ring that cost between $650 and $799 everywhere else. he`s been warned that if he gets one that better be it or i`m beating him. it`s insane to pay that kind of money. sad thing is i`ve been called everything from stupid to white trash by every girl i`ve told that tidbit to. funny how none of them are engaged, or even in a serious relationship. ha.
  60. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 9:53 am
    she has ugly hands....
  61. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 10:56 am
    punkipenguin you are fn A awesome write a book spreading the word that shinny rocks are worthless compared to being a good person
  62. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    I Agree with VodooShaman:

    You absolutely RULE, Punkiepenguin! My fiance feels the same way. We got our engagement rings at the mall; .925 silver bands. A great relationship means Waaay more than a big shiny rock that was most likely mined by the prisoners of African warlords.

  63. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Nice person > ring
  64. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I agree with you punkipenguin. My fiance` proposed to me last year and it was only about $80 but it was special to me. Our birthstones with our nicknames engraved on them. It was sweet and thoughtful and showed he cared. I knew he was going to be proposing because I actually helped pick put the ring haha. I love the ring but as i`m not a big jewelry person i don`t wear it 24/7 so it would`ve been a waste of money for him or any guy to buy me a $1,000 ring anyways.

    If that makes me "white trash" so be it. Money is best saved for other things.

  65. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    I`m sure that`s not how she meant it. Though she should have thought about what she was going to say a little bit more. haha.
  66. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    :( i really like shiny rocks tho... i still think i`m a good person.
  67. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    "diamonds are a girls best friend"
  68. Profile photo of movie
    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    its so shiney! i like shiney things.
  69. Profile photo of Hayaoist
    Hayaoist Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    There`s no e in shiny
  70. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    WIN
  71. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    BunnyNaku, Dogs are a man`s best friend.
  72. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:23 am
    Gorodetsky...

    I don`t know how to take that statement, however common it may be.

  73. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 12:44 am
    whoa, just made all women look bad lol.
    We aren`t all like that, guys...maybe some of us, maybe.
  74. Profile photo of SheaSF
    SheaSF Male 40-49
    98 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 10:32 am
    I think it`s interesting that everyone thinks it`s just the woman who wants the big ring. Guy have all sorts of ways to mark their territory.
  75. Profile photo of Ari--
    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    December 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    that`s nonsense. if she was materialistic she would have said no.

  76. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 5:42 am
    Who did he get the ring from? Sauron?

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