Meet The World`s Most Retarded Islamic Man [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

He just doesn"t get the concept, does he...
There are 131 comments:
Male 9
LazerBanana: Islam is not a place you dumb f...
He is a muslim and could be from London for all we know. Looking at his clothing he seems not to be in an arabic country.

And i`ve actually seen signs like that while going by a demonstration in London lol. Kinda defines irony dont ya think?
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Female 27
Hey Lazerbanana just saying, just cause he is Islamic does not mean he would not know English. :-| It looks rather real to me.
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Male 894
O the irony. im "laughing my head off"
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Male 19
he wouldn`t be writing american commonly if he is from islam... seams fake to me
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Male 8,300
> LadyWeasel
> That`s like f*cking for virginity...

Look, I`m trying my best to stamp it out, but it takes time, OK??

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Female 471
That`s like f*cking for virginity...
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Female 471
DOH!
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Female 5,222
XD
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Female 163
Hes not violent, he`s going through an intensive anger management program directed at diverting your anger and using it for artistic means...

XD

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Male 497
he`s doing it wrong
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Female 678
@yarrrpirtate - Who freaking cares?!? if it bothers you that much, DON`T POST! Is it really that hard to do? Go back to 4chan.
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Male 690
I was too lazy to post my own wordy, self- righteous paragraph, so I just copied one.
This kind of post demands a block of outraged text, though.
(See previous post and nod head meaningfully)
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Male 690
All of the arguments against abortion boil down to six specific questions. The first five deal with the nature of the zygote-embryo-fetus growing inside a mother`s womb. The last one looks at the morality of the practice. These questions are:

1. Is it alive?
2. Is it human?
3. Is it a person?
4. Is it physically independent?
5. Does it have human rights?
6. Is abortion murder?

Let`s take a look at each of these questions. We`ll show how anti-abortionists use seemingly logical answers to back up their cause, but then we`ll show how their arguments actually support the fact that abortion is moral.

1. Is it alive?

Yes. Pro Choice supporters who claim it isn`t do themselves and their cause a disservice. Of course it`s alive. It`s a biological mechanism that converts nutrients and oxygen into energy that causes its cells to divide, multiply, and grow. It`s alive.

Anti-abortion activists often mistakenly use this fact to support their cause. "

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Male 131
Sorry people, I`ve never gotten nervous when a methodist, baptist, catholic, athiest, mormon, buddhist, presbyterian, or jew got on the same plane as me. Stereotypes are stereotypical for a reason. Also, knowing the world we live in, why can`t they adapt to western clothing and culture at least when taking mass transit if nothing more than to help extend a helping hand and calm fears? Western women are expected to dress appropriately when we go to THEIR country...why do Americans always have to bend over to accept every custom of the world? Tolerance and acceptance are two different things!
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Male 450
we need jobs and right now and killing is are main export so be it
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Male 394
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

I MUST VENT MY STUPID OPINIONS ON IAB BECAUSE I HAVE NO OTHER FORA TO DO IT ON!

SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET! GASP!

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Female 519
@wereallboned that is true, however the "terrorism" isnt for no reason. as Osama Bin Laden said "we are protecting our land, we want the US to leave us alone." well not in those exact words but you should get the drift of what the message is. its not just random acts of violence

And here we have someone advocating acts of violence.. Oh good well you are doing a lot to stop the stereotype smartass... and you are just as bad as the ignorant people who sum up and generalise all Muslims...

Extremism and Terrorism is wrong in any form.. Terrorism is not the way to get a point across.. What pisses me off the most is the guilty are very rarely the ones to get hurt in all of this.. its the innocents, the old woman walking home one day gets killed when a car bomb explodes in Iraq, or the innocent people sitting on the bus In London and just in the wrong place at the wrong time get blown up because some nutter decides he wants to send a message.. FFS.

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Male 684
Ok my 2 cents at various points raised on here,

Many people forget that the Christian Crusades were started after Islamic Crusades to Europe started 2 years after Muhhamads death in ad 632 look it up.

America entered WW2 after germany declared war on the Us after the US declared War on Japan. But thats a stupid argument as America was aiding the allies in many ways (granted at high cost) before actually joining with troops.

N.Ireland wasnt a religous argument but one out of unification with the north. It just happend the unionists were protestants and the southerners were catholic and that got used for ammunition why you shouldnt like each other.

This is photoshopped and is a pathetic atempt at creating hatred. the original message was bad enough. And the Government should have had a backbone and dealt with the nutters with these messages. But they didnt so these idiots still roam giving there view damaging their religon.

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Male 234
@wereallboned that is true, however the "terrorism" isnt for no reason. as Osama Bin Laden said "we are protecting our land, we want the US to leave us alone." well not in those exact words but you should get the drift of what the message is. its not just random acts of violence
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Male 234
@ GTrain

hold on a minute.. so let me get this straight, you are implying that the whole world muslim population are extremists. thats just straight up discriminatory.. this really p*[email protected] me off because its so stereotypical and ignorant. Look my point is every religion has extremists.. just so "happens" that the world media "happens" to report every suicide bombing and whatever that the actual ""muslim"" extremists do.for one fact how do they even know the suicide bomber may have been muslim?.. thats the world we live in today. not all arabs are muslim.. not all muslims are arabs. just thought i should point that out.. and it would do good to all you ignorant people to remember that.

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Male 1,929
I have this picture in my pictures folder. Delicious irony.
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Male 191
racist
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Male 1
Fadgadget-
Uh... correct me if I`m wrong but I thought that when Africa and the middle east were colonized by Europeans They began taking slaves and in the process mixing up tribes that didn`t bode well together. So in a sense tribalism is man made. Of Course this is at a theoretical glance and not by definition.
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Male 394
http://sioe.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/...


Retarded IAB posters with retarded opinions, as usual.

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Female 49
>Here`s my unwanted 2 cents. All religions are terrible. But Islam is worse.

It`s not the religion that is worse, just the people who believe in it.

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Male 2,220
Fadgadget - you missed his point, Davy proposes that religion is an ADDITIONAL man made tribalism that we can do with out.

I agree with him.

As for this picture - it made me laugh - job done.

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Female 535
what a goose.
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Male 76
"f*ck we`d get along fine if there wasn`t this artificial, man-made tribalism to divide us."

Tribalism isn`t man-made. Most mammals practice it. It`s instinct. Were it to have been "artificial", ethnic groups would not exist.

Your mind = blown.

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Female 110
XDDD
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Male 695
another steel toed boot to the face candidate....f***ing muslims
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Male 287
"wiat... how is this retarded?"

Wow.

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Female 678
We have enough religion to hate but not enough to love one another.
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Male 166
Here`s my unwanted 2 cents. All religions are terrible. But Islam is worse.
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Female 1,283
Wow, and people wonder why others hate them.
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Female 1,199
I hope this is a joke. >_<; Wowww.
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Male 2,788
heheh.
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Male 9,305
-headdesk-
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Female 696
made me giggle
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Male 8,300
> manorrd
> Davy`s warped sense of spiritualism based on tanks in N.Ireland

If you knew Davy like I know Davy, you would totally understand.

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Male 2,372
Alright! Davy`s warped sense of spiritualism based on tanks in N.Ireland.

Don`t be fooled with weasel words like "tribalism" folks. You can smell the spittle on each one of these posts. :-P

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Male 8,300
> davymid
> My conclusion? Religion: Sh*t it. Sh*t it out your ass, in a wet green diarrheaic slurry

So... your suggestion to break down barriers between people, to unite us all as one, to not draw artificial boundaries, to be tolerant of differences and make a planetwide group hugging hippy green feelgood society... is to poop on anyone of any religion at all???

For his next trick, Davy will demonstrate that this dime stamped `1988` is 4 quintillion years old...

:-P :-) bro

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Male 199
I second davymid
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Male 326
Davy = Win
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Male 12,138
My point has always been this: If we didn`t have labels like "Catholic vs. Protestant", or "Sunni vs. Shiite", how would we know who the enemy was that we were supposed to kill? We`re all of the same race, same ethnicity, same socioeconomic class... f*ck we`d get along fine if there wasn`t this artificial, man-made tribalism to divide us.

My conclusion? Religion: Sh*t it. Sh*t it out your ass, in a wet green diarrheaic slurry.

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Male 12,138
Example: I grew up in Northern Ireland. We`re talking here about tanks escorting school buses, snipers in hedges at checkpoints, car-bombs going off in city centres on a daily basis, every lunchtime.

All because the other guys were a slightly different flavour of the same religion (Christianity, specifically Catholics vs Protestants). It was all very, very deeply retarded on a fundamental level. And thousands of people died over this wank. Including some members of my own family, who happened to have been shopping in the wribg store at the time the bomb went off, or the gunman entered the room.

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Male 12,138
[quote]Something I`ve thought about for a while...Religion is just one of many things that makes the world us vs. them. Doesn`t matter if you are creationist or evolutionist. People have always lived in tribes and families, and had to have the us vs. them mentality. Religion provides another set of us and them. And, because we`re built to defend us and avoid them, religion will always act as a wedge to divide people. Same argument works for race, nationalism, etc, etc, etc.[/quote]

Agreed, I`ve been banging this drum for some time now also. Religion is just another layer of tribalism, but it`s an artificial, anthropogenic, man-made tribalism.

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Male 999
wiat... how is this retarded?
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Male 1,297
word up to the maddog on this round. btw thats a bad photoshop even...
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Female 3,828
lol thats so funny
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Female 767
Let`s all pretend this isn`t photoshopped. :D
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Male 10,440
I believe the original poster said "Behead those who insult islam",

but Maddog is right nonetheless.

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Male 332
Contradicting Muslim is Contradicting. And confused...
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Female 150
Yeah, that`l show them! :P
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Male 1,497
"Also, it`s the same guy holding both posters."

Possibly, but its not the same picture hes from, look closely and you can see that much.

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Male 2,125
Madd,
relax. I never said that you percieved it or what. I`m just giving my side of the discussion. I can`t tell what`s your opinion on things so I`m not trying to argue. I can agree that everplace has its` idiots.
I guess the "I don`t care" part was something I shouldn`t have said and I agree it`s the worst thing that I could do.
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Male 63
@ohthedrama: I`ve revised your stereotyping and asinine post. The only thing that`s archaic around here is you, buddy.

"The biggest issue here is culture. America is still living in the Medieval period. Remember that era? Many things considered violent today were taken as the norm. This is America. Foreign occupation isn`t a violent action. It`s a precedent action against terrorists. As crazy as that sounds that exactly the idea they have on it. What we have here is just a culture which is simply archaic to what we are now. However that`s not to say they are not civilized, just roughly 600 years behind the rest of the world."

(won`t make sense unless you read ohthedrama`s post first)

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Male 2,440
I guess the only thing to say is

Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad!

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Male 162
The biggest issue here is culture. The Middle East is still living in the Medieval period. Remember that era? Many things considered violent today were taken as the norm. This is the Middle East. Beheading to a Muslim isn`t a violent action. It`s an action of justice. As crazy as that sounds that exactly the idea they have on it. What we have here is just a culture which is simply archaic to what we are now. However that`s not to say they are not civilized, just roughly 600 years behind the rest of the world.
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Female 523
lol what a funny guy..
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Male 1,071
why is Mad Dog always pissing people off?

Chill out homeslice.

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Female 1,441
I think this just might be a clever joke.
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Female 509
Idiot.
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Male 1,054
The Maddog, re: "Do you think I would sit here and have the never to argue about something I didnt (sic) acctually(sic) understand?"

Where did you learn to read and speak Arabic?

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Male 14
nope just doesnt know does he
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Male 14
maybe he`s being ironic, like someone saying they enjoy eating at arby`s?
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Male 1,071
Retard...no way, he`s a Master Mind!
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Female 320
Right Rick, if ALL people could just get along for about 8 freaking years, all the young children would grow up not knowing anything about hatred and -isms, and would be old enough if it were reintroduced to the world, they would be shocked and hopefully keep that same ideal implanted. Kids are clean slates.
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Male 256
"anyone remember The Crusades"
if i remember the crusades took place during the 11th to 13th century...human morals, ethics, education, and technology were nowhere close to modern standards. There`s no excuse for what was done, however the majority of religions have evolved in the above categories and dont resort to violence on the scale of Islamic fundamentalism/extremism. The Crusades will most likely not happen again, meanwhile Islamic terrorism is a constant threat.
Logically not all Muslims are bad and not all followers of Islam are bad. Christians have the KKK/Aryan Brotherhood and Jews have the Israeli Warhawks/Revisionists.
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Male 130
lol.
He`s covering his face too
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Female 427
Ur doin it wrong.
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Male 3,332
Something I`ve thought about for a while...Religion is just one of many things that makes the world us vs. them. Doesn`t matter if you are creationist or evolutionist. People have always lived in tribes and families, and had to have the us vs. them mentality. Religion provides another set of us and them. And, because we`re built to defend us and avoid them, religion will always act as a wedge to divide people. Same argument works for race, nationalism, etc, etc, etc.

Some say that hatred is learned, and I agree. But we are built to see the differences, and act on them, even if we don`t hate the other person. When we see that our way of life is threatened, we have to stop the other person. If they aren`t threatening, then they could be one of us in a different sense. Like an American Muslim.

We need to find a way to make everyone part of the us group, and then maybe we can all get along.

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Female 208
Let`s behead this guy! xD
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Male 893
Do these people exist?
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Male 3,369
@ ShadowRyder

"It`s all about perception"

Isnt everything? It seems to me, if there "is" a god, then he doesn`t give two horse farts about how his/her/it`s word is "percived".

I never said that there wasnt peacefull muslims. I`ve never said there isnt peacefull christians either. Thats just you incorrectly "assuming" things about me!

Every religion has it`s extremist buttholes (this is a photoshopped butthole but the point still stands). However, photoshopped or not, they are still part of that religion! Other`s can claim otherwise but an evil duck is still a duck!

Every religion has parts that are pretty nasty. You should care about that because there are to omany idiots out there prepared to follow those parts! Do me a favour and never say "I don`t care" because thats the worst thing you can ever do!

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Male 928
Well, let`s see. Islam was founded by a merchant-turned-warlord and expanded and defended by violent empires after his death--not any worse than other contemporary empires, but certainly not peaceful--and the Koran is not a peaceful book to an unbiased reader. This isn`t to say that the religion cannot become a religion of peace--most modern Muslims have morphed it into one, which is fine by me--but it wasn`t founded on peace, it didn`t grow through peace, and it wasn`t preserved by peace. The perspectives on religion with the most adherents are the ones that had the most swords and guns on their side during the last millenium: Christianity, Islam, non-religion and Hinduism.
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Male 76
Nuke Mecca and burn the Quran.
Mohammad was a pedophile.
et cetera.
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Male 2,125
Yes, I have read it and as far as I understand, it`s all about perception. There`s a reason why you have peaceful muslims and then dipsh*ts like this that take it extremely. I don`t care anymore.
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Male 4,680
Oh the BNP would LOVE this.
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Male 3,369
@ ShadowRyder

I have read it. Have you read it?

Do you think I would sit here and have the never to argue about something I didnt acctually understand?

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Female 519
you know you can take a part of any book and put it out of context. How about you read the whole book and then tell me what you think?

Erm I think, Bible and Quran are basically saying the same thing with a few slight but completely irrelevant differences... And as for terrorism... the extremists are all over the place... You can get Christian extremists just as well as Muslim ones.. the difference? The Muslim ones get on a bus with a bomb strapped to their body and KABLAM! The Christian ones... erm.. anyone remember The Crusades??? or do we conveniently forget that the human race is what it is and anyone is capable of full on nuttery!!

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Female 519
i`ll just sit back and watch all you americans get on with the racism...

"American`s get on with racism? It`s funny because I frequent this site a lot...I post very little...but it seems to me that the Europeans bash Americans more than Americans bash any other race..."

I agree also didn`t a little group called the nazis start in Europe?

Erm I would like to point out that regardless of what way you are throwing it, you are all generalising or summing up entire races or countries with one thought and that makes you all as bad as oneanother..

Some Americans are racist, Some Europeans are Racist bla bla bla bla... How about all the people who want to just get on with their lives and embrace the whole live and let live mentality and let the racist lot just get on with it and fight to the death with forks.. Yes yes.

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Male 2,125
The_Maddog
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2978 Posts Tuesday, December 29, 2009 11:57:01 AM
Qur`an 8:59 "The infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them."
This dudes just spreading the word!
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you know you can take a part of any book and put it out of context. How about you read the whole book and then tell me what you think?

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Male 2,510
nuke them. that is all.
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Female 4,197
redundant...
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Male 2,510
what a stupid buncn if c*nts
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Female 449
Wouldn`t want to be insinuating that you dont know this, Maddog but your comment is actually incorrect... it took the germans sinking an American Cruise Ship to get involved, Pearl Harbour caused them to war against the Japanese.
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Male 2
although its nice to see that some people gave it a second thought
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Male 262
Godwin`s law.
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Male 156
Don`t want to rain on your parade but this is an altered image. The original is "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".

http://sciencenotes.wordpress.com/2007/1...

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Male 2
notice that you can`t see the faces of the people holding up the signs. And also how easy is it to photo shop these pictures to make the signs say whatever people want. don`t be so quick to judge a religion you might not understand.
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Male 3,332
I`m calling it fake. Shopped if you will. The poster shown in the post is exactly the same writing in BEHEAD THOSE WHO and ISLAM as the poster in the picture shown in the comments. Also, it`s the same guy holding both posters. So, I`ll call it. I usally don`t, but this time, I will. Also, every Muslim I`ve met has also been a nice person. Radicals like those pictured in the comments ruin Islam`s image for the rest of the world.
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Male 3,369
McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1355 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:56:27 PM
"American`s get on with racism? It`s funny because I frequent this site a lot...I post very little...but it seems to me that the Europeans bash Americans more than Americans bash any other race..."

I agree also didn`t a little group called the nazis start in Europe?
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Didnt the KKK start in America?

Europe isnt 1 country. Much of Europe fought back against the Nazi`s. It took Pearl Harbour for you lot to get involved!

Lets not start that BS ok?

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Male 485
idk if its been said, but he`s not islamic... he`s muslim. He believes in Islam.
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Male 14,331
"American`s get on with racism? It`s funny because I frequent this site a lot...I post very little...but it seems to me that the Europeans bash Americans more than Americans bash any other race..."

I agree also didn`t a little group called the nazis start in Europe?

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Male 204
I know quite a few Muslims and they are, without exception, very good people. In fact, I have never met a Muslim who was not kind, generous and well-intentioned. We all know there are Muslims out there who are not these things, but those people are not very good Muslims.
The downside is that most Islamic societies are somewhat close-knit and xenophobic, so there are many Muslims who are not tolerant of others. These people are not good Muslims, just like Christians who think all Muslims are violent are not good Christians.
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domisgood
Male, 13-17, Europe
4430 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:28:43 PM
i`ll just sit back and watch all you americans get on with the racism...
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Since when is a religion a race?

The stupid, it makes my head asplode!

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Male 4
American`s get on with racism? It`s funny because I frequent this site a lot...I post very little...but it seems to me that the Europeans bash Americans more than Americans bash any other race...
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Male 336
@domisgood,

Islam != a race

also, by making an assumption that all Americans are racist, aren`t you being prejudice?

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Male 287
World`s most retarded Muslim? That`s a lot of retards to pick from.
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Male 3,755
"arent they all retarded?"

Now, that`s exactly the kind of thing we don`t need.

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Female 15,763
"islam is a religion??!! dang."

"arent they all retarded?"

I`m not sure which one is worse...

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Male 4,867
i`ll just sit back and watch all you americans get on with the racism...
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Male 182
More like "Islame"!

I`ll be here all week folks, try the porkchops they are great.

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Male 25,416
Crazy people make uo feel more sane!
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Female 397
islam is a religion??!! dang.
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Female 407
lol
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Male 2,893
arent they all retarded?
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Male 5,314
religion is a funny concept
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Male 219
Thanks McGovern, I couldn`t link images for some reason.
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Male 2,690
All radicals give each religion a bad rep.
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Male 14,331
AHEM VVVVVVVVVV
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Male 219
How utterly shocking.

Bored recycling a photo from 2007? I`m appalled.

As much as I hate it though, I am going to cry `shopped.

The original version actually read `Behead those who insult Islam`. Still a completely deplorable message and maybe it is worse than editing an image in order to insult another religion but that doesn`t justify this regurgitation of a very old and very fake pic.

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Male 14,331
Was he part of this group?
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Male 703
some people just don`t understand sarcasm..
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Male 4,807
It should say "give head"

o_O

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Male 101
I don`t have something against the islam or any other religion, but those radicals bring a bad reputation to the islam in general. They prove it over and over that they`re violent, ignorant and toally dumb.
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Male 65
@TacoForPoco
its not JUST a fail, its THE fail
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Male 256
ive got far too many things to say on this subject that will get me banned or shunned by the iab community..especially baalthazag or w/e his name is
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Male 27
fail
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Female 779
lulz
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Male 575
xD hahaha
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Male 418
why am i not suprised one bit?
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Male 363
proving further the intelligence of humans.
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Male 1,931
lawl
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Male 3,369
Qur`an 8:59 "The infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them."

This dudes just spreading the word!

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Female 19
Damn you have to appreciate the irony though
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Male 299
Yeah.... about that plan of yours, turns out it kinda upset people. Who would have guessed?
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Female 9,572
If I could only find the words....
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Female 667
irony
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Male 2,125
hahahah...
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Male 20,917
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