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Date: 12/23/09 07:04 AM

49 Responses to Meet My Dearly Departed Cat, Mr. Whiskers… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:05 am
    Link: Meet My Dearly Departed Cat, Mr. Whiskers... - ...he was mysteriously murdered right this photo was taken. I wonder why...
  2. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Oh, man, if that would have been my furniture, Mr. Whiskers would have met with a fate far worse than quick, painless murder! His skin would now be stretched over the holes he`d made in those screens...

    Okay, not really! Please don`t come for me, PETA. I promise I wouldn`t *really* skin him and use his leather for fixing the expensive oriental screens he`d ruined. Honest!

  3. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:31 am
    well thats what u get for havin a paper sliding door. lol (thats what i assume it is, one of those japanese style things)
  4. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Stupid cats.
  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Goddam cats.

    Cats = Suck

  6. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:56 am
    SmagBoy1, you are my new hero.
  7. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:42 am
    small minded men... whiskers was framed.
  8. Profile photo of Benjymax
    Benjymax Male 18-29
    75 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:43 am
    I`ve always been a dog man myself.
  9. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:48 am
    Paper doors (assuming that`s what it is) are stupid, now we know why.
  10. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:59 am
    The cat was just trying to get you to redecorate by telling you that your paper screen looked retarded in that room and it must go. What else would he be trying to do?
  11. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:22 am
    ugh ,cats such useless animals .
  12. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:33 am
    What is it the cat has ripped??
  13. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:34 am
    another reason i hate cats...
  14. Profile photo of MAC64
    MAC64 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:47 am
    oh hai... im in yur room rippin ur furnidsur
  15. Profile photo of Satsuriku
    Satsuriku Female 13-17
    25 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Paper doors are not stupid, neither are cats.
    Now, Paper doors + Cats = Stupid.
  16. Profile photo of Paula28
    Paula28 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:17 am
    haha thats what you get for having a cat in a house with paper doors
  17. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:46 am
    lol @ satsuriku, too true
  18. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:28 am
    i like cats. i just think you should beat them. kind of like children.
  19. Profile photo of Skott
    Skott Male 18-29
    48 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Vindictive is the first cat person ive ever seen make any sence at all
  20. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    If ya gonna keep a cat in the house, you are gonna realize very fast to clip its claws.
    At least the front ones...
  21. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    VV Or you can have em declawed.
  22. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    That`s what you get for building a house of paper.
  23. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Cats don`t really respond to smacks like dogs or children do. They become spiteful little bastards
  24. Profile photo of MAC64
    MAC64 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Can`t you just leave those cats alone?
    I mean... beat them, declaw them, castrate them, drown them when they got pregnant.
    Seriously, whats wrong with people?
    If you can`t handle a cat, don`t get one. It`s simple!
  25. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    What the hell is it with cats and Shoji screens.
    (Mine did this too... *sigh*)
  26. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Actually, you should never declaw a cat...

    A cat`s claw is not a toenail. It is closely adhered to the bone, so close that to remove the claw; the last bone of the cat`s claw has to be removed. So, declawing is actually an amputation of the last joint on a cat`s "toes".

    Besides being an extremely painful surgery, it is also followed with a painful recovery period. Which means the cats basic instincts to walk, jump and scratch in its litter box is accompanied by excruciating pain.

    So instead of being an selfish non-nice individual; you can either clip the cats claws or not get a cat in the first place.

  27. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    PFFFT! This is nothing! I should post a pic of my downstairs bathroom door which was chewed up by a cat somebody abandoned in our apartment complex. The chewed-up cabinet doors and shelf were just a nice little bonus too.
  28. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    "Cats don`t really respond to smacks like dogs or children do. They become spiteful little bastards"

    That IS how dogs and children respond to smacks.

  29. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Nothing a trebuchet won`t fix.

    Worth it for the doppler shift alone.

  30. Profile photo of sairfax_lol3
    sairfax_lol3 Female 13-17
    16 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Another solution is a squirt bottle. It makes my cats stop whatever they`re doing. :P
  31. Profile photo of crax
    crax Male 18-29
    55 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    @Heureux Obviously you don`t hit them hard enough.
  32. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    oh kitty >.<
  33. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    My cat did the same thing. I lost more than two hundred dollars in the space of a few minutes.
  34. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    i declawed my first cat. his paws never healed properly, and he never used the litter box again. it hurt his paws to much so he pissed on everything; couch, bed, carpet, the sandwich i turned my back on for literally 2 seconds... i guess that one was just because i wouldn`t share. don`t declaw your cat! i`ve never had it done to any of my cats since. at the time i was 16 and not well informed.
  35. Profile photo of RomanticGoth
    RomanticGoth Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    i laughed. because the idea of having a cat AND paper doors is just laughable to me.
  36. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    "Nothing a trebuchet won`t fix."

    YOU ARE A GENIUS.

    Thank you so much for providing me with a new solution to every problem in my life ever.

    "The drain`s blocked."
    "It`s nothing a trebuchet won`t fix..."

  37. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    He was just practicing his FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    r cats, crazy to max!
  39. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Yet another reason why there should be a cat hunting season...
  40. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    good kitteh
  41. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    66stang
    We should hunt you...
  42. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    Punting Practice. At least it`s replaceable paper.
  43. Profile photo of JOSHISPOSI
    JOSHISPOSI Male 13-17
    89 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:00 am
    66stang
    We should hunt you...


    agreed

  44. Profile photo of BadFiend
    BadFiend Male 18-29
    42 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:22 am
    people have been hunting cats for a long time folks, they are called lions...
  45. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 4:12 am
    Starcallista, unblocking a drain with a trebuchet is just a question of setting the elevation correctly and.. BLAMMO. Problem solved.
  46. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 5:09 am
    Ha... his face is like

    "Yeah. I did it. What you gonna do, cry and yell about it?"

  47. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:02 am
    HMMMM my kitty didn`t seem to mind declawing much....

    Although mabey he`s secretly plotting to kill me.
  48. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    and no one ever saw fluffy again
  49. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    That cat totally did that just to piss his owners off

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