Meet My Dearly Departed Cat, Mr. Whiskers... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

...he was mysteriously murdered right this photo was taken. I wonder why...
There are 49 comments:
Female 1,244
That cat totally did that just to piss his owners off
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Male 1,598
and no one ever saw fluffy again
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Male 14,330
HMMMM my kitty didn`t seem to mind declawing much....

Although mabey he`s secretly plotting to kill me.
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Male 626
Ha... his face is like

"Yeah. I did it. What you gonna do, cry and yell about it?"

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Male 2,220
Starcallista, unblocking a drain with a trebuchet is just a question of setting the elevation correctly and.. BLAMMO. Problem solved.
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Male 42
people have been hunting cats for a long time folks, they are called lions...
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Male 89
66stang
We should hunt you...


agreed

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Male 203
Punting Practice. At least it`s replaceable paper.
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Male 612
66stang
We should hunt you...
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Male 2,592
good kitteh
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Male 225
Yet another reason why there should be a cat hunting season...
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Male 25,416
r cats, crazy to max!
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Male 608
He was just practicing his FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 256
"Nothing a trebuchet won`t fix."

YOU ARE A GENIUS.

Thank you so much for providing me with a new solution to every problem in my life ever.

"The drain`s blocked."
"It`s nothing a trebuchet won`t fix..."

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Male 48
i laughed. because the idea of having a cat AND paper doors is just laughable to me.
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Female 778
i declawed my first cat. his paws never healed properly, and he never used the litter box again. it hurt his paws to much so he pissed on everything; couch, bed, carpet, the sandwich i turned my back on for literally 2 seconds... i guess that one was just because i wouldn`t share. don`t declaw your cat! i`ve never had it done to any of my cats since. at the time i was 16 and not well informed.
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Female 509
My cat did the same thing. I lost more than two hundred dollars in the space of a few minutes.
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Female 5,222
oh kitty >.<
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Male 55
@Heureux Obviously you don`t hit them hard enough.
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Female 16
Another solution is a squirt bottle. It makes my cats stop whatever they`re doing. :P
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Male 2,220
Nothing a trebuchet won`t fix.

Worth it for the doppler shift alone.

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Male 1,054
"Cats don`t really respond to smacks like dogs or children do. They become spiteful little bastards"

That IS how dogs and children respond to smacks.

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Female 336
PFFFT! This is nothing! I should post a pic of my downstairs bathroom door which was chewed up by a cat somebody abandoned in our apartment complex. The chewed-up cabinet doors and shelf were just a nice little bonus too.
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Female 70
Actually, you should never declaw a cat...

A cat`s claw is not a toenail. It is closely adhered to the bone, so close that to remove the claw; the last bone of the cat`s claw has to be removed. So, declawing is actually an amputation of the last joint on a cat`s "toes".

Besides being an extremely painful surgery, it is also followed with a painful recovery period. Which means the cats basic instincts to walk, jump and scratch in its litter box is accompanied by excruciating pain.

So instead of being an selfish non-nice individual; you can either clip the cats claws or not get a cat in the first place.

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Female 1,386
What the hell is it with cats and Shoji screens.
(Mine did this too... *sigh*)
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Male 101
Can`t you just leave those cats alone?
I mean... beat them, declaw them, castrate them, drown them when they got pregnant.
Seriously, whats wrong with people?
If you can`t handle a cat, don`t get one. It`s simple!
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Male 1,815
Cats don`t really respond to smacks like dogs or children do. They become spiteful little bastards
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Female 895
That`s what you get for building a house of paper.
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Male 14,330
VV Or you can have em declawed.
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Male 303
If ya gonna keep a cat in the house, you are gonna realize very fast to clip its claws.
At least the front ones...
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Male 48
Vindictive is the first cat person ive ever seen make any sence at all
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Female 1,077
i like cats. i just think you should beat them. kind of like children.
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Female 2,672
lol @ satsuriku, too true
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Female 57
haha thats what you get for having a cat in a house with paper doors
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Female 25
Paper doors are not stupid, neither are cats.
Now, Paper doors + Cats = Stupid.
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Male 101
oh hai... im in yur room rippin ur furnidsur
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Male 76
another reason i hate cats...
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Female 519
What is it the cat has ripped??
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Female 864
ugh ,cats such useless animals .
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Female 68
The cat was just trying to get you to redecorate by telling you that your paper screen looked retarded in that room and it must go. What else would he be trying to do?
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Male 363
Paper doors (assuming that`s what it is) are stupid, now we know why.
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Male 75
I`ve always been a dog man myself.
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Female 397
small minded men... whiskers was framed.
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Male 4,594
SmagBoy1, you are my new hero.
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Male 4,594
Goddam cats.

Cats = Suck

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Male 3,425
Stupid cats.
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Male 418
well thats what u get for havin a paper sliding door. lol (thats what i assume it is, one of those japanese style things)
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Male 4,431
Oh, man, if that would have been my furniture, Mr. Whiskers would have met with a fate far worse than quick, painless murder! His skin would now be stretched over the holes he`d made in those screens...

Okay, not really! Please don`t come for me, PETA. I promise I wouldn`t *really* skin him and use his leather for fixing the expensive oriental screens he`d ruined. Honest!

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Male 19,873
Link: Meet My Dearly Departed Cat, Mr. Whiskers... [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...he was mysteriously murdered right this photo was taken. I wonder why...
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