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Date: 12/04/09 12:34 PM

66 Responses to Maury Povich Wishes You an Early Merry Xmas [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Link: Maury Povich Wishes You an Early Merry Xmas - This is exactly what the Bible could use: a little more Maury.
  2. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    haha blasphemy lol
  3. Profile photo of Chola
    Chola Female 18-29
    56 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    That was too good.
  4. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    not blasphemy, truth.
  5. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    not blasphemy, truth, according to the Bible.
  6. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    lol
  7. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
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    December 4, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    HA!
  8. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Lol I`m guessing it`s the equivalent of Jeremy Kyle. I like it, might send that as a card this year.
  9. Profile photo of Asakura
    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    not blasphemy, truth, according to the bible AND MAURY POVICH. you can`t argue with that.
  10. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Good gosh xD
  11. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    He wasn`t, Mary was adulterous/raped, which at that time would get a woman killed. So she made up some poo about God getting her pregnant so she would be safe.
  12. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Well DUUUH, of course he`s not the father! She admitted it to him ffs! When Joseph arrived home, his young virgin of a wife was pregnant, but she hadn`t been cheating on him, she explained very carefully that it wasn`t another man, it was a ghostly form of angel who visited her in the middle of the night and told her he`d planted the King of Everything inside her. And hell, who wouldn`t believe her!?
  13. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
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    December 4, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    HAHAHAHA. AWESOME.
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    mary was no virgin, she was just a cheating wife who really stuck to her story.
  15. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    It`s the "HOLY-WHORE-OF-BELTHLEHEM" smile of satisfaction on Maury`s face that makes this picture amazing.
  16. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    lol xD
  17. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    This is perfectly full of hilarity and win. XD
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    XD
  19. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    LMAO
  20. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Then they rip their shirts off and start throwing punches.
  21. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    LOL
  22. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Win.
    Win for sure.
  23. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    The lame joke and horrible pun put together just made this INCREDIBLE. I lol`d.
  24. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    XD lmao, t`ws funny
  25. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Ok, this is pretty funny. :)
  26. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Hahaha
  27. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    this made me smile...only on the inside though, cos maury is retarded
  28. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    ...WELL DUH.
  29. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    *Murry is retarded
  30. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    December 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    lol pel
  31. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    i farted
  32. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    lol
  33. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    lmfao, totally funny.
  34. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
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    December 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Haha that`s funny
  35. Profile photo of malliecae
    malliecae Female 18-29
    68 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    win
  36. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    That`s mean.

    So it`s just perfect XD

  37. Profile photo of tiger50
    tiger50 Male 40-49
    41 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    I don`t know who Maury is but judging by the comments, he must be a major putz. I`ll go along with the majority. By the way, I`m a dog and not a f_cking lobster.
  38. Profile photo of stevenash
    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Spot on...:D
  39. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    @tiger50-
    Maury Povich is a douchebag talk show host that themes his every show on "Is he or is he NOT the father" and "Is he/she cheating or not".
  40. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    tiger--Maury is a daytime talk show host who is known for his paternity test episodes. he`s also done stuff on drag queens, cheater, stuff caught on tape, and talented kids. but mostly, it`s all about the paternity tests.
  41. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    invisible--if you made the money he probably makes off the show, i bet you`d probably do a couple of those episodes, too.
  42. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    lolz i really hope that was shotofoped
  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    rofl
  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    I watched the Maury show once. They bleeped out random words when no one was swearing, it was weird.
  45. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    haha Maury`s awesome! i love his show! :P
  46. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Opie - I used to think that was weird too until I realized that some of the bleeps were the names of people not wanting to be identified on the show as well as anything else that could be deemed personal like job locations, cities/states where they live, etc.
  47. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    haha
  48. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    burn!
  49. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    lol
  50. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    lol cracked up
  51. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    @PshychGeek-
    I agree. I probably would do a couple of those shows. Just not Every Other One. If he was presenting anything interesting OTHER than the "Baby Daddy" and "Cheater/Not a Cheater" premise then maybe I would contribute to his ratings. As he is now, it`s pathetic and sad concerning the repetiveness of his topic and NO thank you to being a part of it.
  52. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    Ha ha. Funny.
  53. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    Old picture is old. And still unfunny.
  54. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 3:23 am
    stupid
  55. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 4:55 am
    I think it would have been funnier if the caption was saying that tests showed Joseph *was* the father.
  56. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 6:33 am
    Invisible--

    good point :)

  57. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:03 am
    . . . wut?
  58. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:52 am
    dragonshadoz
    "Old picture is old. And still unfunny."

    I agree

  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:43 am
    dumb!
  60. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    i laughed.
  61. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 1:19 am
    No. Just no.
  62. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    lol
  63. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Lul
  64. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    December 9, 2009 at 11:16 am
    this is where Joseph stands up and is all like, "I TOLD u that AIN`T MAH BABY! How you like that now!?! oh yeah, i`ll still take care of it and poo."
  65. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    December 9, 2009 at 11:17 am
    and poo? I said a much more offending word...
  66. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    February 1, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    "Poor Joseph... God was a hard act to follow."

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