Maury Povich Wishes You an Early Merry Xmas [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

This is exactly what the Bible could use: a little more Maury.
There are 66 comments:
Female 237
"Poor Joseph... God was a hard act to follow."
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Female 85
and poo? I said a much more offending word...
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Female 85
this is where Joseph stands up and is all like, "I TOLD u that AIN`T MAH BABY! How you like that now!?! oh yeah, i`ll still take care of it and poo."
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Male 111
Lul
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Male 332
lol
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Male 97
No. Just no.
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Male 617
i laughed.
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Male 25,416
dumb!
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Female 1,283
dragonshadoz
"Old picture is old. And still unfunny."

I agree

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Male 599
. . . wut?
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Female 1,798
Invisible--

good point :)

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Male 12,365
I think it would have been funnier if the caption was saying that tests showed Joseph *was* the father.
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Male 703
stupid
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Female 4,028
Old picture is old. And still unfunny.
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Female 439
Ha ha. Funny.
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Female 107
@PshychGeek-
I agree. I probably would do a couple of those shows. Just not Every Other One. If he was presenting anything interesting OTHER than the "Baby Daddy" and "Cheater/Not a Cheater" premise then maybe I would contribute to his ratings. As he is now, it`s pathetic and sad concerning the repetiveness of his topic and NO thank you to being a part of it.
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Female 3,828
lol cracked up
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Male 1,265
lol
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Female 80
burn!
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Male 985
haha
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Female 122
Opie - I used to think that was weird too until I realized that some of the bleeps were the names of people not wanting to be identified on the show as well as anything else that could be deemed personal like job locations, cities/states where they live, etc.
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Female 131
haha Maury`s awesome! i love his show! :P
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Female 15,763
I watched the Maury show once. They bleeped out random words when no one was swearing, it was weird.
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Female 5,222
rofl
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Female 138
lolz i really hope that was shotofoped
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Female 1,798
invisible--if you made the money he probably makes off the show, i bet you`d probably do a couple of those episodes, too.
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Female 1,798
tiger--Maury is a daytime talk show host who is known for his paternity test episodes. he`s also done stuff on drag queens, cheater, stuff caught on tape, and talented kids. but mostly, it`s all about the paternity tests.
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Female 107
@tiger50-
Maury Povich is a douchebag talk show host that themes his every show on "Is he or is he NOT the father" and "Is he/she cheating or not".
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Male 124
Spot on...:D
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Male 41
I don`t know who Maury is but judging by the comments, he must be a major putz. I`ll go along with the majority. By the way, I`m a dog and not a f_cking lobster.
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Female 1,264
That`s mean.

So it`s just perfect XD

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Female 68
win
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Female 1,244
Haha that`s funny
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Female 9,402
lmfao, totally funny.
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Female 864
lol
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Female 1,890
i farted
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Male 4,867
lol pel
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Male 3,819
*Murry is retarded
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Female 285
...WELL DUH.
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Female 2,672
this made me smile...only on the inside though, cos maury is retarded
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Male 367
Hahaha
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Male 4,547
Ok, this is pretty funny. :)
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Female 4,225
XD lmao, t`ws funny
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Male 493
The lame joke and horrible pun put together just made this INCREDIBLE. I lol`d.
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Female 121
Win.
Win for sure.
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Female 838
LOL
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Male 2,893
Then they rip their shirts off and start throwing punches.
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Male 3,819
LMAO
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Female 3,574
XD
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Male 3,014
This is perfectly full of hilarity and win. XD
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Male 575
lol xD
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Female 256
It`s the "HOLY-WHORE-OF-BELTHLEHEM" smile of satisfaction on Maury`s face that makes this picture amazing.
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Male 7,585
mary was no virgin, she was just a cheating wife who really stuck to her story.
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Female 2,044
HAHAHAHA. AWESOME.
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Male 8,302
Well DUUUH, of course he`s not the father! She admitted it to him ffs! When Joseph arrived home, his young virgin of a wife was pregnant, but she hadn`t been cheating on him, she explained very carefully that it wasn`t another man, it was a ghostly form of angel who visited her in the middle of the night and told her he`d planted the King of Everything inside her. And hell, who wouldn`t believe her!?
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Male 506
He wasn`t, Mary was adulterous/raped, which at that time would get a woman killed. So she made up some poo about God getting her pregnant so she would be safe.
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Female 372
Good gosh xD
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Female 236
not blasphemy, truth, according to the bible AND MAURY POVICH. you can`t argue with that.
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Male 4,290
Lol I`m guessing it`s the equivalent of Jeremy Kyle. I like it, might send that as a card this year.
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Male 1,837
HA!
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Female 667
lol
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Female 914
not blasphemy, truth, according to the Bible.
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Female 914
not blasphemy, truth.
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Female 56
That was too good.
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Male 1,129
haha blasphemy lol
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Male 19,879
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