Killer Plunges To His Death Over His Sagging Pants

Submitted by: Iroj 7 years ago
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God really does have a sense of humor.
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Male 426
"he was very dead" i didn`t know it got worse than just dead...
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Male 95
I`ve been waiting for something like that to happen where I live, oh well :(
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Female 612
I thought it said "Plants," so I was expecting it to be about someone who killed himself because his plants were dying. Ah, well. At least he didn`t escape.
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Male 135
Good.
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Male 234
Oh the irony! LOL
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Male 240
I blame Juju under the mountain...
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Male 695
*god
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Male 695
You didn`t get the memo? There is no good. People are actually responible for their own actions. Sooo... This must`ve been voodoo!
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Female 1,283
Hope God helps the poor souls that died =/

Other than that,LOL! What a tard. Good riddance.

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Male 8,302
> desslox
> wonder what sorta or kinda dead would look like

You haven`t met my Ex then...

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Male 94
Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground.

"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead,"

wonder what sorta or kinda dead would look like...

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Male 3,842
"isn`t it funny how there`s a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs?"


because people feel compassion for an innocent, young child and not for a drugged up, wanna-be gang banger criminal

+1

Shellie, you win the award for explaining what really should have been self-explanatory, good work!

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Male 617
ok the whole story is so horrible...but about just the pants...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 820
what the hell? everyone knows that if you go to kill a family, for any reason, you go to a thrift store and get an old pinstripe suit, and a fedora (or something similar to that outfit)

that is the ONLY proper way to murder.
look good, if you die you want to die looking classy, also, you won`t fall of a fire escape

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Male 36,410
A mass murderer who dies for any reason is a good thing. Hit by truck? Good! Chokes on a grape? Excellent!
Trips on his gangsta-fashion pants while trying to murder someone? Wunderbar!
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Female 4,197
"(But isn`t it funny how there`s a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs? I see some of the same people here (I won`t say names) so the truth is they don`t care about death they are just stuck up and trying to act mature! If someone dies they should be ALWAYS acting sad if they actually cared...)"

because people feel compassion for an innocent, young child and not for a drugged up, wanna-be gang banger criminal

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Female 1,386
Awesome. Ok... now next I want a story about some idiot dying due to getting his bling or grillz caught on something. After that... icing on the cake would be death do to ghostriding or spinners.
Please, make it so.
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Male 3,431
No trippin` g.
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Male 838
I approve of this article. Very much so. Pull your freaking pants up, you roosteramamie idiots.
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Female 158
That girl should be grateful that the guy was a wanna-be gangster...

(But isn`t it funny how there`s a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs? I see some of the same people here (I won`t say names) so the truth is they don`t care about death they are just stuck up and trying to act mature! If someone dies they should be ALWAYS acting sad if they actually cared...)

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Male 1,815
"He shot the mother, who was grazed on the head by a bullet but managed to run from the apartment. "

Holy tits! GRAZED her HEAD?

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Female 4,447
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Male 83
And this, boys and girls, is why we dress propery, like respectable adults... I doubt a druggie psycho wearing a nice button down with a complimentary pair of chinos would have had the same problem...
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Male 3,060
"He was very dead."
Best line ever.
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Female 77
You see, Norts, he was not dead yet.
He was getting better.
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Male 486
"He was very dead."

As opposed to being just a little dead.

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Male 25,416
Karma?
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Male 2,893
God popped a cap in your sagging ass.
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Male 2,893
Shows him.
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Male 248
^_^ Happiness is just a trip away.
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Male 95
LOLOLOLOLOL
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Male 3,619
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! ...jagweed...
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Male 716
Take that neo-gangster society!
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Male 322
Natural selection FTW.
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Male 2,592
god who?
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Female 778
beautiful.
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Female 572
Wow the baggy pants did something good for once!
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Female 2,927
ultimate pwnage!
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Male 2,220
Or is this evolution in progress?

Saggy jeans aren`t the fittest.

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Male 2,220
"I really don`t see how God having a sense of humor fits into this. What an odd thing to say. God`s sense of humor is to kill someone? "

C`mon even the big guy needs his LOL`s.

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Male 50
haha. loved it
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Female 1,682
Hahaha. That is the best ever. He deserved it. Also, lol at "very dead"
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Male 608
Gotta love karma!
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Male 177
wow sad about the family but there are SOOOO many reports oof criminals foiled due to baggy pants! anyone here know what it means if you sag in prison??? its means your someones butt friend!
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Male 606
Awesome!
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Male 137
"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

as opposed a little dead

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Male 504
Oh man I love it it made me laugh especially at the bike shop owners statement "he had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead."
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Male 742
"He was very dead"

Lmfao

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Male 3,619
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! ...jagweed...
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Male 76
"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

haha new yorkers r funny

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Male 715
"Now I wait for the rest of the people who wear pants like that to die."

sentiment shared

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Male 2,050
ha. haha. HAHAHAHAHA1
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Male 4,393
Karma`s the best :)
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Female 386
This is justice in the sweetest way possible.

Now I wait for the rest of the people who wear pants like that to die.

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Male 4,807
Sweet Sweet Karma.
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Female 1,604
"he was very dead" okie dokie then.
I really don`t see how God having a sense of humor fits into this. What an odd thing to say. God`s sense of humor is to kill someone?
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Male 4,594
Awesome! Pure poetry!
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Male 4,746
Bitter sweet story, I`m afraid.
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Male 4,290
Maybe his first criminal act should have been to steal a belt.
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Female 29
if this was facebook i would "like" this link
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Female 960
Link: Killer Plunges To His Death Over His Sagging Pants [Rate Link] - God really does have a sense of humor.
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