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Date: 12/29/09 07:01 AM

61 Responses to Killer Plunges To His Death Over His Sagging Pants

  1. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:46 am
    Link: Killer Plunges To His Death Over His Sagging Pants - God really does have a sense of humor.
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    EvaAve87 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:06 am
    if this was facebook i would "like" this link
  3. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Maybe his first criminal act should have been to steal a belt.
  4. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Awesome! Pure poetry!
  5. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Bitter sweet story, I`m afraid.
  6. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    December 29, 2009 at 7:17 am
    "he was very dead" okie dokie then.
    I really don`t see how God having a sense of humor fits into this. What an odd thing to say. God`s sense of humor is to kill someone?
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Sweet Sweet Karma.
  8. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:26 am
    This is justice in the sweetest way possible.

    Now I wait for the rest of the people who wear pants like that to die.

  9. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:57 am
    Karma`s the best :)
  10. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:03 am
    ha. haha. HAHAHAHAHA1
  11. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:10 am
    "Now I wait for the rest of the people who wear pants like that to die."

    sentiment shared

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    amaru420 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:48 am
    "He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

    haha new yorkers r funny

  13. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:53 am
    PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! ...jagweed...
  14. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
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    December 29, 2009 at 8:55 am
    "He was very dead"

    Lmfao

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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Oh man I love it it made me laugh especially at the bike shop owners statement "he had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead."
  16. Profile photo of genghiskhan
    genghiskhan Male 30-39
    138 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:27 am
    "He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

    as opposed a little dead

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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Awesome!
  18. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:38 am
    wow sad about the family but there are SOOOO many reports oof criminals foiled due to baggy pants! anyone here know what it means if you sag in prison??? its means your someones butt friend!
  19. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Gotta love karma!
  20. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    December 29, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Hahaha. That is the best ever. He deserved it. Also, lol at "very dead"
  21. Profile photo of napolean420
    napolean420 Male 18-29
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    December 29, 2009 at 10:23 am
    haha. loved it
  22. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    December 29, 2009 at 11:05 am
    "I really don`t see how God having a sense of humor fits into this. What an odd thing to say. God`s sense of humor is to kill someone? "

    C`mon even the big guy needs his LOL`s.

  23. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Or is this evolution in progress?

    Saggy jeans aren`t the fittest.

  24. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:23 am
    ultimate pwnage!
  25. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:42 am
    Wow the baggy pants did something good for once!
  26. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:51 am
    beautiful.
  27. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    god who?
  28. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Natural selection FTW.
  29. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Take that neo-gangster society!
  30. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    PULL UP YOUR PANTS!! ...jagweed...
  31. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOL
  32. Profile photo of stot3
    stot3 Male 13-17
    248 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    ^_^ Happiness is just a trip away.
  33. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    December 29, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Shows him.
  34. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    God popped a cap in your sagging ass.
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Karma?
  36. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
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    December 29, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    "He was very dead."

    As opposed to being just a little dead.

  37. Profile photo of pomunium
    pomunium Female 13-17
    77 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    You see, Norts, he was not dead yet.
    He was getting better.
  38. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    "He was very dead."
    Best line ever.
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    thunderguy5 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    And this, boys and girls, is why we dress propery, like respectable adults... I doubt a druggie psycho wearing a nice button down with a complimentary pair of chinos would have had the same problem...
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  41. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    December 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    "He shot the mother, who was grazed on the head by a bullet but managed to run from the apartment. "

    Holy tits! GRAZED her HEAD?

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    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    That girl should be grateful that the guy was a wanna-be gangster...

    (But isn`t it funny how there`s a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs? I see some of the same people here (I won`t say names) so the truth is they don`t care about death they are just stuck up and trying to act mature! If someone dies they should be ALWAYS acting sad if they actually cared...)

  43. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    I approve of this article. Very much so. Pull your freaking pants up, you roosteramamie idiots.
  44. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    No trippin` g.
  45. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Awesome. Ok... now next I want a story about some idiot dying due to getting his bling or grillz caught on something. After that... icing on the cake would be death do to ghostriding or spinners.
    Please, make it so.
  46. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    "(But isn`t it funny how there`s a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs? I see some of the same people here (I won`t say names) so the truth is they don`t care about death they are just stuck up and trying to act mature! If someone dies they should be ALWAYS acting sad if they actually cared...)"

    because people feel compassion for an innocent, young child and not for a drugged up, wanna-be gang banger criminal

  47. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    A mass murderer who dies for any reason is a good thing. Hit by truck? Good! Chokes on a grape? Excellent!
    Trips on his gangsta-fashion pants while trying to murder someone? Wunderbar!
  48. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    what the hell? everyone knows that if you go to kill a family, for any reason, you go to a thrift store and get an old pinstripe suit, and a fedora (or something similar to that outfit)

    that is the ONLY proper way to murder.
    look good, if you die you want to die looking classy, also, you won`t fall of a fire escape

  49. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    ok the whole story is so horrible...but about just the pants...
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  50. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    "isn`t it funny how there`s a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs?"


    because people feel compassion for an innocent, young child and not for a drugged up, wanna-be gang banger criminal

    +1

    Shellie, you win the award for explaining what really should have been self-explanatory, good work!

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    desslox Male 30-39
    94 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground.

    "He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead,"

    wonder what sorta or kinda dead would look like...

  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:26 am
    > desslox
    > wonder what sorta or kinda dead would look like

    You haven`t met my Ex then...

  53. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Hope God helps the poor souls that died =/

    Other than that,LOL! What a tard. Good riddance.

  54. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:19 am
    You didn`t get the memo? There is no good. People are actually responible for their own actions. Sooo... This must`ve been voodoo!
  55. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:19 am
    *god
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    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 7:25 am
    I blame Juju under the mountain...
  57. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:28 am
    Oh the irony! LOL
  58. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Good.
  59. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    I thought it said "Plants," so I was expecting it to be about someone who killed himself because his plants were dying. Ah, well. At least he didn`t escape.
  60. Profile photo of ubfwins
    ubfwins Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I`ve been waiting for something like that to happen where I live, oh well :(
  61. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    "he was very dead" i didn`t know it got worse than just dead...

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