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Date: 12/26/09 08:06 AM

82 Responses to Jesus: The Reason For The Season [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Link: Jesus: The Reason For The Season - Esh! I`ve heard of Jesus freaks, but this is ridiculous! NSFWish.
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    And when I was eating too... :(
  3. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    This should be one of those literal photos in the sense that that is exactly what I uttered
  4. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    IDIOT would be fitting better
  5. Profile photo of Brattskie
    Brattskie Female 18-29
    2 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    the above pic represents someone who has WAYYYY TOOOOOO much time on their hands! Shoulda used all that EXTRA time and gotten urself a nice tat!!
    All that thing going down ur arm is sayin is.... "Hey Jesus, look I know my letters and I can cut myself to!"
  6. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    WHY? *shudder*
  7. Profile photo of aahhdude
    aahhdude Female 18-29
    110 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    oh yea cause that COMPLETELY normal...
  8. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Anyone else find this pic ironic?
  9. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    I can`t see how that prove anything to anyone.
  10. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Yes. There are many stupid people in the world... But we already knew that, didn`t we?
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    so, when he just stands normal with his arms hanging down, Bloody then scabby then scarry "Jesus" will be upside down too. Brilliant!!
  12. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    VVVVV first thing I thought too
  13. Profile photo of Khurbn
    Khurbn Male 13-17
    21 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    So gaaay....ouch!
  14. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Egad! Isn`t that the sort of thing Satanists do?
  15. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Winter Solstice Is the reason for the season, both scientifically and religiously. Jeebus is a Usurper and Impostor.
    I guess it would be hard to talk sense with people who 1) think that some Jewish girl had hot sex with GAWD rather than the more reasonable explanation that she was having some "tutoring lessons" with Rabbi Rabinowitz!
    2) Who think that after dying from Crucifixion the Zombie messiah shambled across the land for over a month before being taken home via ufo.

    Give me a break!
    Please do not ever call the Zombie Demon Lord "The Reason for the Season"

  16. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    Well....at least it`s spelled correctly..
  17. Profile photo of lucu
    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Can`t believe these people
  18. Profile photo of helenzass
    helenzass Female 18-29
    33 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    hahahahahha idiot
  19. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    90% of the time, it`s going to be upside down.
  20. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    idiot...
  21. Profile photo of durdikkimeng
    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    743 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    It`s his arm.
  22. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Having just accidentally cut myself, I can`t imagine why anyone would do this intentionally.
  23. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Horus Christ.
  24. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    I reckon its really cleverly placed red marker..
  25. Profile photo of Jonas999
    Jonas999 Male 30-39
    78 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    This kid has a future in typeset, alert the NY times :-)
  26. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    ggolbez - that`s a good point!
  27. Profile photo of EpicCookie
    EpicCookie Female 13-17
    55 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Well done that man. He`s managed to combine two of the most stupid things ever:
    Religion, and self harm.

    Oh my, some people are such douchebags.

  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    OH GOD OW.
  29. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    161 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    This is actually a carving, a lot of people are starting to get these done now, they look great and much cleaner then a tat, plus they don`t stretch as bad with aging. I wouldn`t mind getting one done but they`re pretty pricey.
  30. Profile photo of BeautifulLie
    BeautifulLie Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    It`s a process called scarification. You go to a place to get it done and they cut the design into your skin and the way it heals it shows up as what you got cut in.
  31. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    People scare me.
  32. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    I`d imagine this would be harder to `remove` than tattoos, right?
    While you do get some scarring with tattoo removal, and can see it a bit...wouldn`t this be even more obvious?
  33. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    "Oh my, some people are such douchebags."

    post count aside, by this comment alone, you can tell EpicCookie is new here...

  34. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    172 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Hot.
  35. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    ouch x.x!
    why not just get a tattoo?
  36. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Pretty sure Jesus was against self-mutilation...
  37. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    The funny thing is I am willing to bet he carved that poo in his arm after an all night meth bender.
  38. Profile photo of xeper
    xeper Male 30-39
    6 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    fail
  39. Profile photo of FoneIsRingin
    FoneIsRingin Female 18-29
    22 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    @RAGEMONSTER
    i spy sores at the bottom of his face. so youre probably right.
  40. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Ok, the one thing that bothers me about this site is that we put all the warnings in the description of the item. The description, which you can only read *after* you`ve clicked the item.


    Wtf?

  41. Profile photo of danddpony
    danddpony Female 13-17
    80 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    "Ok, the one thing that bothers me about this site is that we put all the warnings in the description of the item. The description, which you can only read *after* you`ve clicked the item.


    Wtf?"

    Uh, you can read them before hand too :/

  42. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    stupid. doesn`t the bible say if you mutilate yourself you`re going to hell? so he just screwed himself while trying to be mr. uber fan guy there. same thing with those people with jesus, mary, cross (etc.) tattoos. i live in a poo area, i get told i`m going to hell for having tattoos and piercings at least once a day.
  43. Profile photo of VonVix
    VonVix Female 18-29
    7 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    The main thing that gets me about this is that he got it done wrong.

    Does he realise if he stands up "Jesus" is going to be upside down on his arm?! Muppet.

  44. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    GUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!
  45. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    this seems somehow counter productive
  46. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    "stupid. doesn`t the bible say if you mutilate yourself you`re going to hell? so he just screwed himself while trying to be mr. uber fan guy there. same thing with those people with jesus, mary, cross (etc.) tattoos. i live in a poo area, i get told i`m going to hell for having tattoos and piercings at least once a day."

    Yeah, the same goes for shrimp and other bottom-feeding animals. It was probably to keep people from hurting themselves back in the days of desert life and little medical knowledge.

  47. Profile photo of Rhiea-chan
    Rhiea-chan Female 13-17
    28 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    is it sad that I think I know him?
  48. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:06 am
    heh..."Reason for the season". That saying gets under my skin. Its such a pain when someone says it, cause then I have to point out that Christians don`t even know when Jesus was born and stole someone elses holiday. Damn, I am happy its Dec 26`th and I don`t have to post anything about it for another year.

    ok... I`m done messing with you guys and the puns now. Back to the spiked nog for me...

  49. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:34 am
    >Loxen
    Yea, it got under his skin too. :P Sorta.
  50. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 9:16 am
    ouch and why?
  51. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Maybe it`s sharpie`d
    ....
    Maybe.

    "Christians don`t even know when Jesus was born and stole someone elses holiday."

    Actually I`ve heard historians have been saying in the spring because something about Joseph having to pay taxes...I don`t remember at this moment.

  52. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Why does it matter if it is not actually Christ`s birthday on the 25th of December? It has become the day Christians celebrate that He was born. It *is* the reason we originally celebrated "CHRISTmas", so what if it`s the same day as some other Pagan holiday? Just curious.
  53. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Ouch!
  54. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    I thought jesus fans weren`t allowed t mess up their body or whatever..
  55. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    The dude`s crazy as hell. I don`t think Church doctrine was fully considered before doing this. Doubt anything was for that matter.
  56. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    @pui >> Well, Yule was celebrated that day.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule
    When believers of christ began to convert as many people as they could, they tried to assimilate the cultures of these people to make the transition easier.
    Therefore you can find a lot of things in the christian faith (and the bible) that are tales re-written from stories and even other faiths.
    Christmas was just an adaption of another holiday celebrated.
  57. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    That is going to smart later.
  58. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    ?! not only is that disgusting but catholics aren`t allowed to harm themsleves like that
  59. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Ouch :/ If `God` is happy about that, he is one sadist mother f*cker!
  60. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    I don`t think a catholic would carve `jesus` they would probably carve Mary. haha
  61. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    remember kids, jesus wants his name in your arm.

    now grab a knife and get going.

  62. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
    Leviticus 19:28
  63. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    in response to xtreme dude`s post: you`ll note it says "for the dead" as in, you shouldn`t cut yourself in memoriam. according to that passage, what the fellow did in the photo is A-OK!
  64. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    Owwwwwwww!!!!!! (:0
  65. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    I am very confused here. Christians aren`t supposed to be emo, Why didn`t he just get a tatoo?
  66. Profile photo of aliceuh
    aliceuh Female 13-17
    37 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:04 am
    owww. god damn. ._. i don`t get how people can do that. i would like bawl it would hurt so bad. ._. and i usually can endore pain.
  67. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:02 am
    could be his name actually, though he looks a little too white to have that name..
  68. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 7:48 am
    lol
  69. Profile photo of Caritos94
    Caritos94 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Thats not a tatoo he cut his freaking skin off hes a psycho oh and getting a tatoos does not mean ur emo aaaaand u can be an emo christian its just unusual
  70. Profile photo of kellbell1991
    kellbell1991 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 11:46 am
    That is one bate bible basher :|
    of all the scarification choices. JESUS :|
  71. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    At least it doesn`t read "SATAN."
  72. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    hahah.
    how do you know its not heyzuez?
  73. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:54 am
    SLAYER!!!! oh... wait...
    JESUS!!!! what a tool.
  74. Profile photo of Paula28
    Paula28 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:16 am
    The letters look almost cut perfectly. Jeepers!!
  75. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Moron
  76. Profile photo of kellbell1991
    kellbell1991 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    well tbh it would have been funnier if it said "satan" haha i mean how "cool" would he be >.>
  77. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 7:26 am
    kellbell win
  78. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwww
  79. Profile photo of otto3663
    otto3663 Male 40-49
    29 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    FRUIT FU*KING LOOP!!
  80. Profile photo of helzy
    helzy Female 13-17
    23 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    woah.
    someone has a screw lose..
  81. Profile photo of smartiesxoxo
    smartiesxoxo Female 18-29
    36 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    honestly jaw dropping and not in the good way. Why? )-|
  82. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    February 20, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    How do you even do that without ripping your skin or something.... ewh.

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