Jesus: The Reason For The Season [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Esh! I"ve heard of Jesus freaks, but this is ridiculous! NSFWish.
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Male 722
How do you even do that without ripping your skin or something.... ewh.
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Female 36
honestly jaw dropping and not in the good way. Why? )-|
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Female 23
woah.
someone has a screw lose..
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Male 29
FRUIT FU*KING LOOP!!
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Female 5,222
ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 1,043
kellbell win
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Female 76
well tbh it would have been funnier if it said "satan" haha i mean how "cool" would he be >.>
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Female 572
Moron
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Female 57
The letters look almost cut perfectly. Jeepers!!
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Male 203
SLAYER!!!! oh... wait...
JESUS!!!! what a tool.
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Male 130
hahah.
how do you know its not heyzuez?
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Male 1,071
At least it doesn`t read "SATAN."
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Female 76
That is one bate bible basher :|
of all the scarification choices. JESUS :|
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Male 5
Thats not a tatoo he cut his freaking skin off hes a psycho oh and getting a tatoos does not mean ur emo aaaaand u can be an emo christian its just unusual
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Male 214
lol
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Female 1,604
could be his name actually, though he looks a little too white to have that name..
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Female 37
owww. god damn. ._. i don`t get how people can do that. i would like bawl it would hurt so bad. ._. and i usually can endore pain.
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Male 121
I am very confused here. Christians aren`t supposed to be emo, Why didn`t he just get a tatoo?
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Female 291
Owwwwwwww!!!!!! (:0
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Male 204
in response to xtreme dude`s post: you`ll note it says "for the dead" as in, you shouldn`t cut yourself in memoriam. according to that passage, what the fellow did in the photo is A-OK!
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Male 1,371
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
Leviticus 19:28
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Male 2,788
remember kids, jesus wants his name in your arm.

now grab a knife and get going.

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Female 208
I don`t think a catholic would carve `jesus` they would probably carve Mary. haha
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Female 158
Ouch :/ If `God` is happy about that, he is one sadist mother f*cker!
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Female 179
?! not only is that disgusting but catholics aren`t allowed to harm themsleves like that
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Female 4,028
That is going to smart later.
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Male 467
@pui >> Well, Yule was celebrated that day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule
When believers of christ began to convert as many people as they could, they tried to assimilate the cultures of these people to make the transition easier.
Therefore you can find a lot of things in the christian faith (and the bible) that are tales re-written from stories and even other faiths.
Christmas was just an adaption of another holiday celebrated.
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Male 191
The dude`s crazy as hell. I don`t think Church doctrine was fully considered before doing this. Doubt anything was for that matter.
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Female 414
I thought jesus fans weren`t allowed t mess up their body or whatever..
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Male 25,417
Ouch!
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Female 3,574
Why does it matter if it is not actually Christ`s birthday on the 25th of December? It has become the day Christians celebrate that He was born. It *is* the reason we originally celebrated "CHRISTmas", so what if it`s the same day as some other Pagan holiday? Just curious.
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Female 519
Maybe it`s sharpie`d
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Maybe.

"Christians don`t even know when Jesus was born and stole someone elses holiday."

Actually I`ve heard historians have been saying in the spring because something about Joseph having to pay taxes...I don`t remember at this moment.

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Male 162
ouch and why?
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Male 2,552
>Loxen
Yea, it got under his skin too. :P Sorta.
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Female 1,386
heh..."Reason for the season". That saying gets under my skin. Its such a pain when someone says it, cause then I have to point out that Christians don`t even know when Jesus was born and stole someone elses holiday. Damn, I am happy its Dec 26`th and I don`t have to post anything about it for another year.

ok... I`m done messing with you guys and the puns now. Back to the spiked nog for me...

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Female 28
is it sad that I think I know him?
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Male 9,305
"stupid. doesn`t the bible say if you mutilate yourself you`re going to hell? so he just screwed himself while trying to be mr. uber fan guy there. same thing with those people with jesus, mary, cross (etc.) tattoos. i live in a poo area, i get told i`m going to hell for having tattoos and piercings at least once a day."

Yeah, the same goes for shrimp and other bottom-feeding animals. It was probably to keep people from hurting themselves back in the days of desert life and little medical knowledge.

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Male 610
this seems somehow counter productive
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Male 3,014
GUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Female 7
The main thing that gets me about this is that he got it done wrong.

Does he realise if he stands up "Jesus" is going to be upside down on his arm?! Muppet.

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Female 778
stupid. doesn`t the bible say if you mutilate yourself you`re going to hell? so he just screwed himself while trying to be mr. uber fan guy there. same thing with those people with jesus, mary, cross (etc.) tattoos. i live in a poo area, i get told i`m going to hell for having tattoos and piercings at least once a day.
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Female 80
"Ok, the one thing that bothers me about this site is that we put all the warnings in the description of the item. The description, which you can only read *after* you`ve clicked the item.


Wtf?"

Uh, you can read them before hand too :/

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Male 340
Ok, the one thing that bothers me about this site is that we put all the warnings in the description of the item. The description, which you can only read *after* you`ve clicked the item.


Wtf?

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Female 22
@RAGEMONSTER
i spy sores at the bottom of his face. so youre probably right.
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Male 6
fail
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Male 422
The funny thing is I am willing to bet he carved that poo in his arm after an all night meth bender.
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Male 842
Pretty sure Jesus was against self-mutilation...
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Female 275
ouch x.x!
why not just get a tattoo?
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Female 171
Hot.
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Male 198
"Oh my, some people are such douchebags."

post count aside, by this comment alone, you can tell EpicCookie is new here...

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Male 2,551
I`d imagine this would be harder to `remove` than tattoos, right?
While you do get some scarring with tattoo removal, and can see it a bit...wouldn`t this be even more obvious?
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Male 480
People scare me.
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Female 1
It`s a process called scarification. You go to a place to get it done and they cut the design into your skin and the way it heals it shows up as what you got cut in.
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Male 160
This is actually a carving, a lot of people are starting to get these done now, they look great and much cleaner then a tat, plus they don`t stretch as bad with aging. I wouldn`t mind getting one done but they`re pretty pricey.
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Female 15,763
OH GOD OW.
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Female 55
Well done that man. He`s managed to combine two of the most stupid things ever:
Religion, and self harm.

Oh my, some people are such douchebags.

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Male 162
ggolbez - that`s a good point!
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Male 78
This kid has a future in typeset, alert the NY times :-)
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Female 519
I reckon its really cleverly placed red marker..
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Male 1,051
Horus Christ.
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Male 80
Having just accidentally cut myself, I can`t imagine why anyone would do this intentionally.
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Male 759
It`s his arm.
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Male 1,793
idiot...
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Male 1,931
90% of the time, it`s going to be upside down.
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Female 33
hahahahahha idiot
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Female 176
Can`t believe these people
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Female 138
Well....at least it`s spelled correctly..
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Male 1,190
Winter Solstice Is the reason for the season, both scientifically and religiously. Jeebus is a Usurper and Impostor.
I guess it would be hard to talk sense with people who 1) think that some Jewish girl had hot sex with GAWD rather than the more reasonable explanation that she was having some "tutoring lessons" with Rabbi Rabinowitz!
2) Who think that after dying from Crucifixion the Zombie messiah shambled across the land for over a month before being taken home via ufo.

Give me a break!
Please do not ever call the Zombie Demon Lord "The Reason for the Season"

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Male 3,425
Egad! Isn`t that the sort of thing Satanists do?
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Male 21
So gaaay....ouch!
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Female 838
VVVVV first thing I thought too
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Male 4,807
so, when he just stands normal with his arms hanging down, Bloody then scabby then scarry "Jesus" will be upside down too. Brilliant!!
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Male 10,440
Yes. There are many stupid people in the world... But we already knew that, didn`t we?
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Female 208
I can`t see how that prove anything to anyone.
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Female 678
Anyone else find this pic ironic?
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Female 110
oh yea cause that COMPLETELY normal...
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Female 230
WHY? *shudder*
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Female 2
the above pic represents someone who has WAYYYY TOOOOOO much time on their hands! Shoulda used all that EXTRA time and gotten urself a nice tat!!
All that thing going down ur arm is sayin is.... "Hey Jesus, look I know my letters and I can cut myself to!"
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Male 642
IDIOT would be fitting better
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Male 1,347
This should be one of those literal photos in the sense that that is exactly what I uttered
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Female 9,557
And when I was eating too... :(
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Male 20,825
Link: Jesus: The Reason For The Season [Pic] [Rate Link] - Esh! I`ve heard of Jesus freaks, but this is ridiculous! NSFWish.
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