Japanese-English Phrase Translation Book [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Admit it, the Japanese know the way to our English-speaking hearts.
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Female 5,222
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Male 1,598
lol... Where can I find this book XD
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Male 39
Lionhart has a point but that pic is just plain weird
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Male 8,302
> dmonman
> lionhart that made no sense at all to me... they are translating japanese into english so they are just saying...

Ah, but you`re just ASSUMING that they are translating it into English because some (alright then, all) of the words look similar to English words. It`s actually translated into Zeltavoidian, and means "the color the rocks change to when they live within 10 feet of the sewage treatment works outlet pipe". Yes, rocks are alive on Zeltavoid, before you ask.

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Male 12
maybe the author of the book is a huge fan of Full Metal Jacket
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Female 143
Godd... Been looking for those books for ages, can`t remember what the hell they`re called though.

Anyone know?

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Male 59
lionhart that made no sense at all to me... they are translating japanese into english so they are just saying Euck. Just with a japanese twist... P.S. WTF is up with the top line???
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Male 8,302
> OldOllie
> Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"

Well duh Ollie, that`s because you`re saying a naughty word in English, but this is a different language that just HAPPENS to look slightly similar to English words but actually isn`t what you think it is, and besides, this is a language learning tool, so even though it LOOKS like F and UCK, it`s actually PRONOUNCED "drat" :-)

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Male 130
Yeah, go to japan and go into the shops with the "no mom child" on it.
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Male 15,510
they are getting ready for invading USA
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Male 1,195
I want that book.
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Male 10,440
NSFW mabie? Just a little?
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Male 1,485
if you insist ^_^
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Female 30
Are they going to cum [cum hehe im imuture] and drat my sister? i think thats how they`re gonna take over the world.
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Male 7,378
"why is there a filter if the posts where cursing occurs?"

Why do you have to be such a rooster sucker?

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Male 1,093
why is there a filter if the posts where cursing occurs?
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Male 723
R. Lee Ermy lives! (Full Metal Jacket reference)

LJ

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Male 414
you can still say `twat` though
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Female 427
Haha.."You`re a smart motherf*cker."
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Female 427
drat translates into "drat?"
That`s almost as cool as emo translating into Bosnian
And I`ve been using this site for 6 years ;.;
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Male 1,371
@iBegrindin

I don`t give a poo if It`s a fail I want to be able to drating curse, but these draters at I-A-B won`t drating let us.

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Male 132
"Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"


lol, i-am-bored fail.

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Male 2,893
I am a smart motherdrater. HA drater.
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Male 2,510
il be damned if the Japanese are coming into my house and f*cking my sister!

*loads shotgun*

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Male 2,510
Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"

^^^

also this is a good question. I think it`s time IAB revised their censor policy.

or you could just say f*ck.

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Male 15,832
Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"
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Female 474
lol wtf is that character supposed to be? she has cat and dog ears at the same time!
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Male 1,371
This is awesome.

And why can this be on the site but we can`t drating curse?

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Male 815
lionhart, you`re my hero
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Male 1,190
as awesome as it was, I was waking up when i typed it.

The line is supposed to be "Your days of finger banging ol mary jane rottencrotch through her purdy pink pantiest are OVER..."

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Male 98
where is this book and how much do they want for it?!
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Female 49
i think its shopped. those arent the same characters for the word drat in japanese.
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Male 8,302
> theshark350
> IAB- the place I come to see pictures that have been on my hard drive for 3 years

IAB - the place I come to hear the same whining bitching about reposts that I used to hear in kindergarten.

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Female 3,828
gotta be shopped
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Male 121
what the f%*#ing f#$^? did it work?
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Male 12
drat
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Male 429
IAB- the place I come to see pictures that have been on my hard drive for 3 years
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Female 101
"so IAB can publish stuff that says F^@$ but if I type drat it shows up as drat"

The swear filter in the forum challenges the vocabulary of all who post. I for one think it`s dandy.

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Female 536
dratity drat drat drat.

Aaaw... darn.

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Male 1,540
So what`s this mean? Now Japanese girls are going to be coming over to America and saying it? That would be so awesome if they didn`t already do that.
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Male 177
Ah the great movie full metal jacket
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Male 163
so IAB can publish stuff that says F^@$ but if I type drat it shows up as drat
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Female 9,478
Only in Japan.
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Female 414
I was gonna get that book !!!!! hahaha japanese slang
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Male 316
StarDagger- that was great
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Male 1,360
full metal jacket memories, anyone?
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Male 155
i would f*** that pink haired hentai girl, forget her sister.
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Male 690
Stardagger and I recognized the line from Full Metal Jacket. But what`s it doing here?
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Female 176
Like a true American. Anyways, it`s probably ecchi or hentai. lol
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Male 1,190
In a stentorian Marine Drill Sergeant voice:
"Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles, you will give your rifles a girls name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger banging ol` Mary Jane rottencrotch are OVER! You are married to this weapon, this peice of iron and wood, AND YOU WILL BE FAITHFUL!!"

And yes, virginia, I typed that from memory, I got the dvd and blu-ray right here on my desk!

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Female 2,672
great....retarded jap porn...again
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Female 63
That`s probably porn.
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Male 160
Jayme21, www.jlist.com not 100% which one it is but you`ll be able to find it there.
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Female 697
That is absolutely horrible. It`s like saying `Wanna sound like an american? all you have to do is swear in every sentence!`.......I really hate that! It gives such a horrible image... even if it`s true.
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Male 637
Lol Full Metal Jacket FTW
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Male 623
I want it, I want it, I want it. Anyone know where it is?
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Male 305
CHOKE YOURSELF!!!
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Male 256
is this a shop? i dont want the japanese gettin the wrong idea about american standards--this is how a guido wuld talk not a normal american citizen
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Male 25,416
O all the things you can do with the word in the correct context
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Female 519
I LIKE YOU. COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND drat MY SISTER!

How romantic~

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Male 17,512
They make these sort of books to teach adults, Not kids, Even though there are cartoonish figures in them. If you want to learn Japanese, They have the English to Japanese versions as well.
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Male 610
i want this book
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Male 4,807
drat drating draters mother drating draters.....why is the filter on for this post? We can drating read it but can`t typethe dratin word...ahhh drat it.
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Male 20,196
Link: Japanese-English Phrase Translation Book [Pic] [Rate Link] - Admit it, the Japanese know the way to our English-speaking hearts.
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