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64 Responses to Japanese-English Phrase Translation Book [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Link: Japanese-English Phrase Translation Book - Admit it, the Japanese know the way to our English-speaking hearts.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:05 am
    drat drating draters mother drating draters.....why is the filter on for this post? We can drating read it but can`t typethe dratin word...ahhh drat it.
  3. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:06 am
    i want this book
  4. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:30 am
    They make these sort of books to teach adults, Not kids, Even though there are cartoonish figures in them. If you want to learn Japanese, They have the English to Japanese versions as well.
  5. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:32 am
    I LIKE YOU. COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND drat MY SISTER!

    How romantic~

  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:33 am
    O all the things you can do with the word in the correct context
  7. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:40 am
    is this a shop? i dont want the japanese gettin the wrong idea about american standards--this is how a guido wuld talk not a normal american citizen
  8. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:41 am
    CHOKE YOURSELF!!!
  9. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:44 am
    I want it, I want it, I want it. Anyone know where it is?
  10. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    626 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Lol Full Metal Jacket FTW
  11. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:14 am
    That is absolutely horrible. It`s like saying `Wanna sound like an american? all you have to do is swear in every sentence!`.......I really hate that! It gives such a horrible image... even if it`s true.
  12. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Jayme21, www.jlist.com not 100% which one it is but you`ll be able to find it there.
  13. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:45 am
    That`s probably porn.
  14. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:59 am
    great....retarded jap porn...again
  15. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    In a stentorian Marine Drill Sergeant voice:
    "Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles, you will give your rifles a girls name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger banging ol` Mary Jane rottencrotch are OVER! You are married to this weapon, this peice of iron and wood, AND YOU WILL BE FAITHFUL!!"

    And yes, virginia, I typed that from memory, I got the dvd and blu-ray right here on my desk!

  16. Profile photo of lucu
    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Like a true American. Anyways, it`s probably ecchi or hentai. lol
  17. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Stardagger and I recognized the line from Full Metal Jacket. But what`s it doing here?
  18. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    i would f*** that pink haired hentai girl, forget her sister.
  19. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    full metal jacket memories, anyone?
  20. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    StarDagger- that was great
  21. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    I was gonna get that book !!!!! hahaha japanese slang
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Only in Japan.
  23. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    so IAB can publish stuff that says F^@$ but if I type drat it shows up as drat
  24. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Ah the great movie full metal jacket
  25. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    So what`s this mean? Now Japanese girls are going to be coming over to America and saying it? That would be so awesome if they didn`t already do that.
  26. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    dratity drat drat drat.

    Aaaw... darn.

  27. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    "so IAB can publish stuff that says F^@$ but if I type drat it shows up as drat"

    The swear filter in the forum challenges the vocabulary of all who post. I for one think it`s dandy.

  28. Profile photo of theshark350
    theshark350 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    IAB- the place I come to see pictures that have been on my hard drive for 3 years
  29. Profile photo of razzthekid
    razzthekid Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    drat
  30. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    what the f%*#ing f#$^? did it work?
  31. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    gotta be shopped
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    > theshark350
    > IAB- the place I come to see pictures that have been on my hard drive for 3 years

    IAB - the place I come to hear the same whining bitching about reposts that I used to hear in kindergarten.

  33. Profile photo of Beriadanwen
    Beriadanwen Female 13-17
    49 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    i think its shopped. those arent the same characters for the word drat in japanese.
  34. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    where is this book and how much do they want for it?!
  35. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    as awesome as it was, I was waking up when i typed it.

    The line is supposed to be "Your days of finger banging ol mary jane rottencrotch through her purdy pink pantiest are OVER..."

  36. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    lionhart, you`re my hero
  37. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    This is awesome.

    And why can this be on the site but we can`t drating curse?

  38. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    lol wtf is that character supposed to be? she has cat and dog ears at the same time!
  39. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"
  40. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"

    ^^^

    also this is a good question. I think it`s time IAB revised their censor policy.

    or you could just say f*ck.

  41. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    il be damned if the Japanese are coming into my house and f*cking my sister!

    *loads shotgun*

  42. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    I am a smart motherdrater. HA drater.
  43. Profile photo of iBegrindin
    iBegrindin Male 18-29
    133 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    "Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"


    lol, i-am-bored fail.

  44. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    @iBegrindin

    I don`t give a poo if It`s a fail I want to be able to drating curse, but these draters at I-A-B won`t drating let us.

  45. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 12:50 am
    drat translates into "drat?"
    That`s almost as cool as emo translating into Bosnian
    And I`ve been using this site for 6 years ;.;
  46. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:02 am
    Haha.."You`re a smart motherf*cker."
  47. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:03 am
    you can still say `twat` though
  48. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 3:51 am
    R. Lee Ermy lives! (Full Metal Jacket reference)

    LJ

  49. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 4:21 am
    why is there a filter if the posts where cursing occurs?
  50. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 5:56 am
    "why is there a filter if the posts where cursing occurs?"

    Why do you have to be such a rooster sucker?

  51. Profile photo of LustHxC
    LustHxC Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Are they going to cum and drat my sister? i think thats how they`re gonna take over the world.
  52. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 7:59 am
    if you insist ^_^
  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:07 am
    NSFW mabie? Just a little?
  54. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    I want that book.
  55. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    they are getting ready for invading USA
  56. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Yeah, go to japan and go into the shops with the "no mom child" on it.
  57. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    > OldOllie
    > Hey, I-A-B! How come it`s okay to post this picture, but in the comments we have to say "drat?"

    Well duh Ollie, that`s because you`re saying a naughty word in English, but this is a different language that just HAPPENS to look slightly similar to English words but actually isn`t what you think it is, and besides, this is a language learning tool, so even though it LOOKS like F and UCK, it`s actually PRONOUNCED "drat" :-)

  58. Profile photo of dmonman
    dmonman Male 13-17
    59 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    lionhart that made no sense at all to me... they are translating japanese into english so they are just saying Euck. Just with a japanese twist... P.S. WTF is up with the top line???
  59. Profile photo of Alkerath
    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:42 am
    Godd... Been looking for those books for ages, can`t remember what the hell they`re called though.

    Anyone know?

  60. Profile photo of Crims0n
    Crims0n Male 18-29
    12 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:03 am
    maybe the author of the book is a huge fan of Full Metal Jacket
  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:38 am
    > dmonman
    > lionhart that made no sense at all to me... they are translating japanese into english so they are just saying...

    Ah, but you`re just ASSUMING that they are translating it into English because some (alright then, all) of the words look similar to English words. It`s actually translated into Zeltavoidian, and means "the color the rocks change to when they live within 10 feet of the sewage treatment works outlet pipe". Yes, rocks are alive on Zeltavoid, before you ask.

  62. Profile photo of Bobness
    Bobness Male 13-17
    39 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Lionhart has a point but that pic is just plain weird
  63. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    lol... Where can I find this book XD
  64. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    0.0

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