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Date: 12/03/09 09:01 AM

26 Responses to How To Up Your Chances Of Getting Laid By 100%

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    bckids1208 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 8:48 am
    Link: How To Up Your Chances Of Getting Laid By 100% - 100 PERCENT PEOPLE, 100 PERCENT!
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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:26 am
    If your chance of getting laid was 0.2% originally, 100% increase won`t help that much.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Gym? Fk that.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Meh...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:48 am
    DON`T CONFUSE US WITH LOGIC, REIO!
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:50 am
    100% increase eh? So now I have a... 2% change of getting laid. Wooo!
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    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:30 am
    Sharing watermelon is way underated on this pie chart! It works every time, especially at the gym with a woman in high heels who is in the middle of a wine-drinking binge.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:41 am
    pathetic!
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    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    I`ll personally vouch for the watermelon method.

    For a start, it`s a natural aphrodisiac, which is a fact I took complete advantage of as soon as I found it out.

    The rest is common sense; if all you care about is where the next bed-hopping session is coming from, then either go to the gym, sleaze all over some good looking thing and try your best to look as buffed up as you can (vaseline and/or whipped cream might be of use), or get drunk in a bar until you`re not entirely sure what it exactly is that your penis is stuck inside of.

    Third option, you could find yourself someone to love and buy a big-ass watermelon...

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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Ok, so If i go to the gym with some wine, chocolate, and watermellon and throw it at some girl in high heels while reciting pi to a thousand places I`m guaranteed to get laid?

    Sweet. no where that plan can fail!

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    Snufkin Male 18-29
    125 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Don`t get too excited, people. 100% of zero is still zero.
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    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    it says UP your chances by 100 percent. not increase them by 100 percent. meaning add 100% to your chances. not take 100% and THEN add it...
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    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    it would work for me
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    gramatic Male 18-29
    60 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    just give her the old roofie-colada...100% effective
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    gramatic Male 18-29
    60 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    ...i assume
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    *by* 100% =/= 100%. it just means doubling your chances. if you began at 2%, you`re only up to 4, buddy.

    statistics strikes again.

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    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    "We`re pretty sure that certain Pauls, Georges and Johns got more than their fair share."

    I thought of John Proctor. We just finished reading `The Crucible`.

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    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    crappy post
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    meh i thought it was interesting i guess.
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    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    100% of zero is still zero
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    Zaneo Male 18-29
    32 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:44 am
    If you want it that badly, take 20 dollars and go downtown. Do this around the evening or late night. Find a bunch of girls scantily clad... and there you go, you can get laid...
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:05 am
    Red wine works... -__-
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    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I don`t understand.Is it a religious sect?
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    don`t mention the graph for starters...
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    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 9:29 am
    oh pleasee
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    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:44 am
    this must apply also for gay men, i love hunky men but I didn`t know that this also means that they have a less effective immune system. Interesting indeed.

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