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I thought of John Proctor. We just finished reading `The Crucible`.
statistics strikes again.
Sweet. no where that plan can fail!
For a start, it`s a natural aphrodisiac, which is a fact I took complete advantage of as soon as I found it out.
The rest is common sense; if all you care about is where the next bed-hopping session is coming from, then either go to the gym, sleaze all over some good looking thing and try your best to look as buffed up as you can (vaseline and/or whipped cream might be of use), or get drunk in a bar until you`re not entirely sure what it exactly is that your penis is stuck inside of.
Third option, you could find yourself someone to love and buy a big-ass watermelon...