How To Up Your Chances Of Getting Laid By 100%

Submitted by: bckids1208 7 years ago Funny
http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/02/how-to-increase-your-chances-of-getting-laid/

100 PERCENT PEOPLE, 100 PERCENT!
There are 26 comments:
Male 218
this must apply also for gay men, i love hunky men but I didn`t know that this also means that they have a less effective immune system. Interesting indeed.
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Female 275
oh pleasee
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Female 408
don`t mention the graph for starters...
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Male 754
I don`t understand.Is it a religious sect?
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Female 895
Red wine works... -__-
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Male 32
If you want it that badly, take 20 dollars and go downtown. Do this around the evening or late night. Find a bunch of girls scantily clad... and there you go, you can get laid...
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Male 480
100% of zero is still zero
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Female 3,828
meh i thought it was interesting i guess.
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Male 388
crappy post
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Female 602
"We`re pretty sure that certain Pauls, Georges and Johns got more than their fair share."

I thought of John Proctor. We just finished reading `The Crucible`.

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Male 1,381
*by* 100% =/= 100%. it just means doubling your chances. if you began at 2%, you`re only up to 4, buddy.

statistics strikes again.

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Male 60
...i assume
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Male 60
just give her the old roofie-colada...100% effective
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Female 1,890
it would work for me
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Male 431
it says UP your chances by 100 percent. not increase them by 100 percent. meaning add 100% to your chances. not take 100% and THEN add it...
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Male 125
Don`t get too excited, people. 100% of zero is still zero.
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Male 535
Ok, so If i go to the gym with some wine, chocolate, and watermellon and throw it at some girl in high heels while reciting pi to a thousand places I`m guaranteed to get laid?

Sweet. no where that plan can fail!

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Female 256
I`ll personally vouch for the watermelon method.

For a start, it`s a natural aphrodisiac, which is a fact I took complete advantage of as soon as I found it out.

The rest is common sense; if all you care about is where the next bed-hopping session is coming from, then either go to the gym, sleaze all over some good looking thing and try your best to look as buffed up as you can (vaseline and/or whipped cream might be of use), or get drunk in a bar until you`re not entirely sure what it exactly is that your penis is stuck inside of.

Third option, you could find yourself someone to love and buy a big-ass watermelon...

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Male 25,416
pathetic!
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Male 321
Sharing watermelon is way underated on this pie chart! It works every time, especially at the gym with a woman in high heels who is in the middle of a wine-drinking binge.
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Male 3,425
100% increase eh? So now I have a... 2% change of getting laid. Wooo!
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Female 15,763
DON`T CONFUSE US WITH LOGIC, REIO!
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Female 9,400
Meh...
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Male 10,440
Gym? Fk that.
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Male 506
If your chance of getting laid was 0.2% originally, 100% increase won`t help that much.
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Male 32
Link: How To Up Your Chances Of Getting Laid By 100% [Rate Link] - 100 PERCENT PEOPLE, 100 PERCENT!
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