How-To Pics Of Making The Millenium Falcon Bed

Submitted by: RaynDrop 7 years ago in Misc
http://thechive.com/2009/12/28/the-millenium-falcon-bed-100-reliable-birth-control-17-photos/

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There are 28 comments:
Male 426
the girl was a little cute. i wouldn`t date her anything but... sure she has no problem hooking up with guys at star wars conventions.
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Male 19
the lights are pretty :D
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Male 203
I agree, Hylian4Hire. WTF IS Jar-Jar doing in there??
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Male 148
Thats pretty awesome though, I have to admit.
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Male 1,081
I thought that was stupid too, Hylian4Hire.
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Male 1,686
crafty. she gets around. she`s crafty.
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Male 268
Hylian4Hire
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
260 Posts Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:48:37 PM
What. The. F***. Is. Jar-Jar. Doing. In. The. Millenium. Falcon?
Please tell me there`s a bigger Star Wars nerd here, tell me that somewhere in the Star Wars canon Jar-Jar was on the ship for five seconds, otherwise I may have a scorching case of nerd-rage.


Well he could have been as a senator from Naboo because the Falcon was used as a shuttle for the League of 2000 and was called the Stellar Envoy

(FAIL) oh god do I need a female friend

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Female 328
What. The. F***. Is. Jar-Jar. Doing. In. The. Millenium. Falcon?
Please tell me there`s a bigger Star Wars nerd here, tell me that somewhere in the Star Wars canon Jar-Jar was on the ship for five seconds, otherwise I may have a scorching case of nerd-rage...
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Female 1,386
It honestly looks like a cake.
For the amount of effort they probably put in, thats pretty bad.
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Male 77
This should actually be titled "How too pics on how to make a bed that guarantees you will NEVER be laid ever again"
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Male 422
Just think of all the money you will save from not having to buy condoms anymore. The only millennium will be the time that passes before one could get laid in that bed.
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Male 17
Not exactly a `how to` guide by any means..but seems easy enough. Now I have a new project. Yes, I am a nerd.
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Female 1,652
I sort of want a round bed now.
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Female 3,598
eh. that bed looks uncomfortable and unsafe
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Female 4,447
Okay, in the first picture, I thought she was a dude dressed up like Elvis.
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Female 47
I give her props for creativity! Who is to say she doesnt make them to sell? or if she has a son/nephew/cousin she made it for...
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Male 4,807
How the heck is that a how to anything. It just show pictures of it at different times of being "made"
FAIL
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Male 83
"Never get laid..."
hmm...

then again, I wonder how many guys here would want to do her even more, BECAUSE she owns such a love nest.. heh

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Female 4,197
I would so fall out of that every night :/
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Female 282
ugh i hate round beds, conform!
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Male 287
100% reliable birth control.

Except that it`s a chick`s bed. A chick that I would wager 99% of males on here would sleep with. Caption fail.

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Male 25,416
Thats a cool bed tho! bit small! might have gotten you laid 20 years ago!
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Male 490
this should be titled "how to make a never get laid bed."
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Male 2,690
Ha that`s what I was going to say godamoungppl
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Male 155
jar jar was never on board the falcon jeeeeeese
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Female 9,478
Not hot.
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Male 2,220
Just add a ginger for a game of "where`s chewie"
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Female 665
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