Hire a Thug: What Do You Have To Lose? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Craigslist: It"s a trap.
There are 54 comments:
Female 682
hee hee, that guy is amazing!
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Male 294
This just in: Thugs may not be grammatically proficient!
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Male 59
KittenCereal
Female, 18-29, Western US
19 Posts Monday, December 7, 2009 11:11:24 PM
He must be a thug... he can`t spell... `piece` of mind?

Try PEACE of mind, retard.


To be fair Kitten he did spell "piece" correctly. He just used the wrong one.

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Female 956
He must be a thug... he can`t spell... `piece` of mind?

Try PEACE of mind, retard.

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Male 3,431
Can I have him kick my bosses ass?
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Male 343
I can tell you this much, he is a genuine thug. My uncle is on parole and whenever he types he uses all caps all the time... ITS SO ANNOYING, I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE DO THIS, IT MUST BE AN EX PRISONER THING. RIGHT?
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Male 454
1-800-DIAL-A-THUG. Then call Jeeeeezuuuuss!!! Christ!! Bail bonds! Bail out! Bail out! Bail out!
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Female 1,264
Lolol I guess some kids need this therapy... O.o
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Male 173
good one, kawawakaba.
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Male 1,485
stupid troubled teens
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Female 42
Ha! I bet he ends every session with "... so you better straighten up or you`ll wind up living in a VAN DOWN BY THEY RIVER!!"
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Female 986
Is he sure he doesn`t yell? I think I see some yelling...
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Male 56
Haha this is right down the road from me
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Male 154
...and your valuables and money
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Male 703
sounds good to me
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Female 3,828
lol this is either awesome or an excellent troll. well done.
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Male 4,793
just wait til pedos catch word of this method..
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Female 208
your sanity
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Female 4,197
all kids need a reformed criminal to give the parents some piece of mind

xD

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Female 84
lol "piece of mind" hehehehe braaaaains
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Female 198
THIS GUY TURNED MY LIFE AROUND. NOW I KNOW THE RIGHT WAY TO BE A THUG BUT NOT GET PUT IN PRISON. HE ALSO TAUGHT ME HOW TO TYPE. YOU SHOULD GET THIS GUY FOR YOUR KIDS. HE WONT BUTT RAPE THEM. PROMISE.
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Female 1,593
"You can tell he`s thug because he e-yells"

This made me LOL

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Male 5,314
...and all your posessions and life.
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Male 819
Haha the last line makes this joke clever....
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Male 2,148
I like the end: "What do you have to lose except your child`s well-being and your peace of mind?"
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Male 367
Thug life. :\
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Male 1,815
You can tell he`s thug because he e-yells
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Male 2,619
This is your butthole --> ()
This is your butthole after 2 sessions with Shifty McJailbird --> (________________)
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Female 236
this has gotta be a joke
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Male 1,918
Sounds legit. I`d trust `em
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Male 480
Sounds like those teens need a little of what my pastor calls the "Backhand of Fellowship"
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Male 2,893
Welllllllllllll............ I might just shoot them and take their money but what do you have to lose?
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Male 12,365
It`s a good idea, but he should have run it by someone who has a better understanding of English. The ending says the opposite of what he probably intended to say and anyone with the vaguest hint of a clue could have told him that there`s a place for capital letters and that place isn`t everywhere.

It`s a really good idea, though. Adolescents tend not to consider long-term repercussions of actions and are fed a romanticised image of some sort of modern day Robin Hood figures. Someone with personal experience is more likely to be listened to.

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Male 298
"Hey man, you ripped me off...." "here`s a hint mudafuga.... I`m a Thug"
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Female 7
haha oh lord, that is like 15 minutes from my old apartment. williamstown is kind of lacking in the the thug department i must say. now if they said they were from camden...
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Male 4,867
i thought this was fake, till i saw it was from craiglist - then i knew it was genuine
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Male 25,416
Nice! well its worth a shot with the new generation!
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Female 15,763
People that speak online in all capital letters receive absolutely ZERO respect from me.
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Male 7,839
not a bad program, they had guys do this in my school when i was a kid.
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Male 562
"What do you have to lose". Well if you leave him alone for any period of time, probably some personal belongings xD lolz
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Female 285
I`ll keep my mind intact, thank you.
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Female 356
Welcome to the family, thug!
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Male 695
Maybe that wasn`t a typo Skeezer... He IS a genuine thug, you know...
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Male 15,832
Why not just call Tossed Salad Man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQ...

NSFW

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Male 2,159
"What do you have to lose except your child`s well-being and your piece of mind?"

Well, when you put it that way...

...no.

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Male 9,305
All caps messages come off as lazy.
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Male 215
Hmm, what do I have to lose...

Well, let`s see. You`ve got a "real genuine thug" talking to your kid. Either you watch them carefully, or it`s not so much about what you lose as what your child loses.

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Male 864
I don`t want to lose a piece of my mind...
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Male 138
Hmm, a man that really wants to make a difference in a young child`s life, or a clever gang recruiter?
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Male 10,440
2 very funny quotes I can take from this:

[quote] I am a real genuine thug [/quote]

You wouldn`t want to hire a fake thug, would you?

[quote] What do you have to loose except ... your piece of mind [/quote]

I`d rather not loose that.

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Male 720
Oooh, damn he had perfect spelling and grammar til "piece." Damn, so close :-/
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Male 4,290
Which piece of my mind though?
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Male 964
I`m sold!
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Male 21,021
Link: Hire a Thug: What Do You Have To Lose? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Craigslist: It`s a trap.
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