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Date: 12/06/09 10:04 AM

55 Responses to Hire a Thug: What Do You Have To Lose? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:08 am
    Link: Hire a Thug: What Do You Have To Lose? - Craigslist: It`s a trap.
  2. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:14 am
    I`m sold!
  3. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:16 am
    Which piece of my mind though?
  4. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:16 am
    Oooh, damn he had perfect spelling and grammar til "piece." Damn, so close :-/
  5. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:23 am
    2 very funny quotes I can take from this:

    I am a real genuine thug

    You wouldn`t want to hire a fake thug, would you?

    What do you have to loose except ... your piece of mind

    I`d rather not loose that.

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    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:27 am
    Hmm, a man that really wants to make a difference in a young child`s life, or a clever gang recruiter?
  7. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:36 am
    I don`t want to lose a piece of my mind...
  8. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Hmm, what do I have to lose...

    Well, let`s see. You`ve got a "real genuine thug" talking to your kid. Either you watch them carefully, or it`s not so much about what you lose as what your child loses.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:45 am
    All caps messages come off as lazy.
  10. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:49 am
    "What do you have to lose except your child`s well-being and your piece of mind?"

    Well, when you put it that way...

    ...no.

  11. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Why not just call Tossed Salad Man?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQ...

    NSFW

  12. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Maybe that wasn`t a typo Skeezer... He IS a genuine thug, you know...
  13. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:23 am
    Welcome to the family, thug!
  14. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:24 am
    I`ll keep my mind intact, thank you.
  15. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:35 am
    "What do you have to lose". Well if you leave him alone for any period of time, probably some personal belongings xD lolz
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:39 am
    not a bad program, they had guys do this in my school when i was a kid.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:45 am
    People that speak online in all capital letters receive absolutely ZERO respect from me.
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Nice! well its worth a shot with the new generation!
  19. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:49 am
    i thought this was fake, till i saw it was from craiglist - then i knew it was genuine
  20. Profile photo of soamazingx
    soamazingx Female 18-29
    7 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:52 am
    haha oh lord, that is like 15 minutes from my old apartment. williamstown is kind of lacking in the the thug department i must say. now if they said they were from camden...
  21. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    "Hey man, you ripped me off...." "here`s a hint mudafuga.... I`m a Thug"
  22. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    It`s a good idea, but he should have run it by someone who has a better understanding of English. The ending says the opposite of what he probably intended to say and anyone with the vaguest hint of a clue could have told him that there`s a place for capital letters and that place isn`t everywhere.

    It`s a really good idea, though. Adolescents tend not to consider long-term repercussions of actions and are fed a romanticised image of some sort of modern day Robin Hood figures. Someone with personal experience is more likely to be listened to.

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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Welllllllllllll............ I might just shoot them and take their money but what do you have to lose?
  24. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Sounds like those teens need a little of what my pastor calls the "Backhand of Fellowship"
  25. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Sounds legit. I`d trust `em
  26. Profile photo of Asakura
    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    this has gotta be a joke
  27. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    This is your butthole --> ()
    This is your butthole after 2 sessions with Shifty McJailbird --> (________________)
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    You can tell he`s thug because he e-yells
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    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Thug life. :\
  30. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    I like the end: "What do you have to lose except your child`s well-being and your peace of mind?"
  31. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Haha the last line makes this joke clever....
  32. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    ...and all your posessions and life.
  33. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    "You can tell he`s thug because he e-yells"

    This made me LOL

  34. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    THIS GUY TURNED MY LIFE AROUND. NOW I KNOW THE RIGHT WAY TO BE A THUG BUT NOT GET PUT IN PRISON. HE ALSO TAUGHT ME HOW TO TYPE. YOU SHOULD GET THIS GUY FOR YOUR KIDS. HE WONT BUTT RAPE THEM. PROMISE.
  35. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    lol "piece of mind" hehehehe braaaaains
  36. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    all kids need a reformed criminal to give the parents some piece of mind

    xD

  37. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    your sanity
  38. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    just wait til pedos catch word of this method..
  39. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    lol this is either awesome or an excellent troll. well done.
  40. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 3:15 am
    sounds good to me
  41. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 5:05 am
    ...and your valuables and money
  42. Profile photo of thor82
    thor82 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 5:37 am
    Haha this is right down the road from me
  43. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Is he sure he doesn`t yell? I think I see some yelling...
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    kawawakaba
    123 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Read: Leave me alone w/ your troubled teen and I`ll show him what happens every day in prison after we finish watching Maury
  45. Profile photo of VCP24
    VCP24 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Ha! I bet he ends every session with "... so you better straighten up or you`ll wind up living in a VAN DOWN BY THEY RIVER!!"
  46. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    stupid troubled teens
  47. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    good one, kawawakaba.
  48. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Lolol I guess some kids need this therapy... O.o
  49. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    1-800-DIAL-A-THUG. Then call Jeeeeezuuuuss!!! Christ!! Bail bonds! Bail out! Bail out! Bail out!
  50. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    I can tell you this much, he is a genuine thug. My uncle is on parole and whenever he types he uses all caps all the time... ITS SO ANNOYING, I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE DO THIS, IT MUST BE AN EX PRISONER THING. RIGHT?
  51. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    Can I have him kick my bosses ass?
  52. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    He must be a thug... he can`t spell... `piece` of mind?

    Try PEACE of mind, retard.

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    nick9399 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 8, 2009 at 10:07 am
    KittenCereal
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    19 Posts Monday, December 7, 2009 11:11:24 PM
    He must be a thug... he can`t spell... `piece` of mind?

    Try PEACE of mind, retard.


    To be fair Kitten he did spell "piece" correctly. He just used the wrong one.

  54. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    December 8, 2009 at 10:51 am
    This just in: Thugs may not be grammatically proficient!
  55. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    hee hee, that guy is amazing!

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