Haywood Strikes Again, Takes Newspaper Down [Pic]

Submitted by: Terial 7 years ago Funny

Do you wonder why traditional newspapers are going down the crapper? It"s because of poor reporting like this...
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Male 722
For a second I thought this had to do with 2010 Space Odyssey...
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Male 29
These guys could probably not believe this even made it to print.
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Male 838
Aaaaahahahahaha... I haven`t heard this since high school. Priceless, I tell you.
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Male 5
i dont get gene asseth, but the secoingd one is lol
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Male 301
Wasn`t there a famous video of this years ago too? Some guy was being interviewed by a field reporter or something and that`s what he told the reporter his name was.
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Male 287
You don`t get it?

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How can you not get it?

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Male 1,297
how does this not get old??
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Female 275
ya i dont get it. oh well..
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Female 34
That took me a loooooong time to figure out.
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Male 608
I dont care how many times I read one like this it still makes my LOL! :)
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Male 37
whaha, it took me way to long..:P
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Male 897
When I was in high school I received an award during a ceremony in which there were several participants. Instead of calling our names we each walked up to the microphone and said our own name before getting our award. I approached the mic and proudly said the name `Dustin Bowls`. To this day I am surprised I didn`t get in trouble.
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Female 15,763
WHOA. It took me like 3 tries to get it.
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Female 4,197
"the kid who kept profusely thanking his friend Mike Hawk at his high school graduation"

The principle came to our classroom one day asking if a Christine was there. Everyone was scratching their heads wondering who this chick was. Turned out it was a new kid in class, Christoper Dean (chris dean)

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Male 999
took me way to long
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Female 7
bahahahaha great....just great
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Male 3,842
A classic joke gets a new spin. This is much better than the time I got a store to page my wife Barb Dwyer. But not as good as the kid who kept profusely thanking his friend Mike Hawk at his high school graduation (and the school had approved every word of his written speech without actually having heard it spoken aloud).
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Male 2,690
How sad, great though
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Male 15,832
I get it, the idiot reporter spelled it wrong: it should be "Heywood."
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Male 340
To those who don`t get it, look at the names of the people doing it.
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Female 1,043
i kept pronoucning it as "juh bloom". took me a while until i figured out the right pronounciation...XD
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Female 91
oh... oh really.
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Female 1,283
Damn, I don`t know the context for this.
Do I need my mind in the gutter...?
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Male 1,297
wow that took me a while
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Male 1,190
In geneticists circles the first name is much funnier!!

Gene....

ROFLMAO!!!

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Female 51
It`s more like, "Woul`ja blow me?" LOL!
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Male 2,506
LMFAOOOOO Hay would you blow me?
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Female 5,222
ooooooooh :P
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Male 126
This is from the Fargo Forum - A newspaper in Fargo, ND. Where I live and laughed at this. Now I laugh again! HA!
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Female 4,197
""Hey, can we use your name for the paper?"
"Hey would ya blow me?"
"Could you spell that out for me."
"It`s spelled just like it sounds.""

AH! bahahahahahaaaa! I get it now xD

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Female 4,197
I don`t get it :/
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Male 256
haha didnt get it until the comments but thats a hilarious name
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Female 1,004
...I didn`t get it at first since I read Jablome like Jab-lome.
And now that I get it, I still don`t find it too terribly funny. Oh well.
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Male 6
THIS WAS IN MY TOWN! it was Sundays paper. i have the paper in my house. i should put that on the refrigerator
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Male 16
@plahblah It was anything but subtle!
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Male 1,043
xD Great!! Need to use that 1 on prank calls to pubs:D
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Male 901
There was a radio contest in Vancouver many years ago where a guy had to legally change his name to Haywood.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha! i got it! i laughed then i got over it!
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Male 4,807
"Hey, can we use your name for the paper?"
"Hey would ya blow me?"
"Could you spell that out for me."
"It`s spelled just like it sounds."
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Female 151
Damn it, someone already said it. That was pretty subtle though hah, had to say it aloud 3 times.
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Male 10,440
Haywood Jablome.

It took me a few seconds to figure it out.

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Female 151
Haywood Jablome= hey would you blow me?
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Female 36
Sound it out jojo, Hey-wood-ja-blow-me
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Male 4,746
Not fake. They probably asked the guy his name and he gave Haywood, as a joke.
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Male 4,746
Haywood Jablome. Say it out loud, all at once.
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Male 4
hey, would you blow me? haywood jablome. get it?
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Female 1,578
LOL. That`s got to be fake... But I really hope not.
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Male 516
what?
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Male 14,330
VV Read the last guys name outloud.
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Male 129
ummm....wait what?
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Male 392
Ummm.... why is this funny?
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Male 3,619
thats some good reporting, lue
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Male 23
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