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Date: 12/30/09 12:05 PM

53 Responses to Haywood Strikes Again, Takes Newspaper Down [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Terial
    Terial Male 30-39
    23 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Link: Haywood Strikes Again, Takes Newspaper Down - Do you wonder why traditional newspapers are going down the crapper? It`s because of poor reporting like this...
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    thats some good reporting, lue
  3. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Ummm.... why is this funny?
  4. Profile photo of Sigon
    Sigon Male 18-29
    129 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    ummm....wait what?
  5. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    VV Read the last guys name outloud.
  6. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    what?
  7. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    LOL. That`s got to be fake... But I really hope not.
  8. Profile photo of ghelbo
    ghelbo Male 30-39
    4 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    hey, would you blow me? haywood jablome. get it?
  9. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Haywood Jablome. Say it out loud, all at once.
  10. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Not fake. They probably asked the guy his name and he gave Haywood, as a joke.
  11. Profile photo of mugwug
    mugwug Female 18-29
    36 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Sound it out jojo, Hey-wood-ja-blow-me
  12. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Haywood Jablome= hey would you blow me?
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Haywood Jablome.

    It took me a few seconds to figure it out.

  14. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Damn it, someone already said it. That was pretty subtle though hah, had to say it aloud 3 times.
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    "Hey, can we use your name for the paper?"
    "Hey would ya blow me?"
    "Could you spell that out for me."
    "It`s spelled just like it sounds."
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    ha ha ha! i got it! i laughed then i got over it!
  17. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    There was a radio contest in Vancouver many years ago where a guy had to legally change his name to Haywood.
  18. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    xD Great!! Need to use that 1 on prank calls to pubs:D
  19. Profile photo of RandomDude
    RandomDude Male 13-17
    16 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    @plahblah It was anything but subtle!
  20. Profile photo of SupaTupa
    SupaTupa Male 13-17
    6 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    THIS WAS IN MY TOWN! it was Sundays paper. i have the paper in my house. i should put that on the refrigerator
  21. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    ...I didn`t get it at first since I read Jablome like Jab-lome.
    And now that I get it, I still don`t find it too terribly funny. Oh well.
  22. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    haha didnt get it until the comments but thats a hilarious name
  23. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    I don`t get it :/
  24. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    ""Hey, can we use your name for the paper?"
    "Hey would ya blow me?"
    "Could you spell that out for me."
    "It`s spelled just like it sounds.""

    AH! bahahahahahaaaa! I get it now xD

  25. Profile photo of North_Dak
    North_Dak Male 18-29
    126 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    This is from the Fargo Forum - A newspaper in Fargo, ND. Where I live and laughed at this. Now I laugh again! HA!
  26. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    ooooooooh :P
  27. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    LMFAOOOOO Hay would you blow me?
  28. Profile photo of MsAnthropos
    MsAnthropos Female 18-29
    51 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    It`s more like, "Woul`ja blow me?" LOL!
  29. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    In geneticists circles the first name is much funnier!!

    Gene....

    ROFLMAO!!!

  30. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    wow that took me a while
  31. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Damn, I don`t know the context for this.
    Do I need my mind in the gutter...?
  32. Profile photo of Aceyblob
    Aceyblob Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    oh... oh really.
  33. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    i kept pronoucning it as "juh bloom". took me a while until i figured out the right pronounciation...XD
  34. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    To those who don`t get it, look at the names of the people doing it.
  35. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    I get it, the idiot reporter spelled it wrong: it should be "Heywood."
  36. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    How sad, great though
  37. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    A classic joke gets a new spin. This is much better than the time I got a store to page my wife Barb Dwyer. But not as good as the kid who kept profusely thanking his friend Mike Hawk at his high school graduation (and the school had approved every word of his written speech without actually having heard it spoken aloud).
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    Ringsofsmoke Female 18-29
    7 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    bahahahaha great....just great
  39. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    took me way to long
  40. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    "the kid who kept profusely thanking his friend Mike Hawk at his high school graduation"

    The principle came to our classroom one day asking if a Christine was there. Everyone was scratching their heads wondering who this chick was. Turned out it was a new kid in class, Christoper Dean (chris dean)

  41. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    WHOA. It took me like 3 tries to get it.
  42. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 12:24 am
    When I was in high school I received an award during a ceremony in which there were several participants. Instead of calling our names we each walked up to the microphone and said our own name before getting our award. I approached the mic and proudly said the name `Dustin Bowls`. To this day I am surprised I didn`t get in trouble.
  43. Profile photo of roflmao
    roflmao Male 18-29
    37 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 5:00 am
    whaha, it took me way to long..:P
  44. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 7:35 am
    I dont care how many times I read one like this it still makes my LOL! :)
  45. Profile photo of florielaamor
    florielaamor Female 13-17
    35 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 9:39 am
    That took me a loooooong time to figure out.
  46. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 11:03 am
    ya i dont get it. oh well..
  47. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    how does this not get old??
  48. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    You don`t get it?

    ...

    How can you not get it?

  49. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Wasn`t there a famous video of this years ago too? Some guy was being interviewed by a field reporter or something and that`s what he told the reporter his name was.
  50. Profile photo of Mah_Boi224
    Mah_Boi224 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    i dont get gene asseth, but the secoingd one is lol
  51. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Aaaaahahahahaha... I haven`t heard this since high school. Priceless, I tell you.
  52. Profile photo of otto3663
    otto3663 Male 40-49
    29 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    These guys could probably not believe this even made it to print.
  53. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    February 20, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    For a second I thought this had to do with 2010 Space Odyssey...

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