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Date: 12/04/09 09:04 AM

75 Responses to Grandma! I Swear, I`m Not A Sex Offender! [Video]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Link: Grandma! I Swear, I`m Not A Sex Offender! - Unedited clip of some kid`s grandma yelling at him because she thinks he`s a sex offender. Thanks, Facebook!
  2. Profile photo of ixelion
    ixelion Male 18-29
    24 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:13 am
    she went all sam l jakson on his ass in the end
  3. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:14 am
    lol gotta love her for caring so much, I am wondering not sure if it just went over my head, but does she thinks he is a sex offender just because he uses facebook?
  4. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:17 am
    Lol, grandmas trying to understand the internet.
  5. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Lmao!
  6. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Heh, older people and technology...
    I`m glad nobody in my family is THAT bad though...although, it would add some comedic value to us.
  7. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:25 am
    ooooh man thats a good one! reminds me of trying to explain the difference between downloading and emailing to my mom. XB
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    Jadavid Male 18-29
    126 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:25 am
    i wish there was an extra 30 seconds of that cause her reaction to being videotaped might have been better than the whole sex offender thing
  9. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:35 am
    It looks like she read a newspaper article that stated someone was found guilty of being a sex offender by his posts online.

    That`s why she is warning her grandson to watch what he says online, that they`re "watching" the posts, etc.

    However, she probably didn`t realize that the sex offender was simply marked because of his posts and proven guilty by his actions (not his posts).

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:00 am
    This explains exactly the type of person who supports Sarah Palin and waits in line to get her signature!!!
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Bless her and her crazy potty mouth.
  12. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:13 am
    i love little old italian grandmas i was waiting to hear her say "and where are you from"
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Good thing it was only Facebook. If granny found her kid on IAB she would be grabbing that sword back there and chasing him around the room.
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:25 am
    i love clueless old people, in fact i hope to be one someday. that sword on his wall is pretty kickass too.
  15. Profile photo of Tukikagami
    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Finally! Someone who isn`t afraid to talk about how bad facecrap is! That being said...what a nut ball granny is. Least shes looking out for her sex offender grandson...ungrateful though he may be.
    hehe
  16. Profile photo of carldec
    carldec Male 40-49
    140 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:13 am
    just agree with her and smile and keep doing whatever your doing.
  17. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:33 am
    I needed a good laugh :-D
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:41 am
    I like how she called her grandson a motherf*cker at the end. Which would mean, he shagged your daughter? Crazy old hag.
  19. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:44 am
    Haha, wow. She is insane >.< It also might not be her fault...I mean, she is old, and doesnt know about the internets >_< But there is also a little bit of craziness there >_>
  20. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:54 am
    Ah, old people`s grasp of technology. Good stuff.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Ummm... i did not find that amusing, just tedious!
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    Hahaha wow. My grandparents are never that vulgar, even when they`re drunk.
  23. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    he probably IS a sex offender
  24. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    the old woman is not all there...
  25. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Lol! i died when she was all "YOU F**K I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT"
  26. Profile photo of Asakura
    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    she actually thinks he`d get in trouble just by using the facebook, lol, its like old people don`t even try to understand new things
  27. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    old ppl all ways hang on the news` every word.
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    my grandparents have a facebook

    and i think hes the guy who did the supermario bros frustration video. the guy is hilarious

  29. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    But he *is* A sex Offender.
  30. Profile photo of thisismary
    thisismary Female 18-29
    99 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    The internets are evil, sonny boy.
  31. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    This would be better if we actually heard her argument. I`m sure he`s right, but I want to know what her logic is.
  32. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    you`ve got a problem when your grandmother thinks your a sex offender
  33. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    I don`t even know what I would do if I were in that situation.
  34. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Hahaha omg!!! That`s sad xD
  35. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Long Island or New Jersey?
  36. Profile photo of duckbringer1
    duckbringer1 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    this nanna looks like she came out of a horror movie. Her eyes have this scary gleam and her voice is all shakey. Hard to believe it`s real.
  37. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    haha its ok my grandma is all dementia`d out and thinks its 1946. gotta love grand parents.
  38. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    I love that guys accent. Ha...all of you facebookers and you`re sexually perverse ways. YOUR CRIMINALS! ALL OF YOU! XD
  39. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    LOL, i think this is the next "don`t meet guys on myspace they will rape you in the butt!" video. this was great
  40. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Oh lawd xD
    Thank god I don`t go on Face book, it means I`m not going to grow up to be a sex offender xD
  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    "What do I say!?"
    "I DON`T KNOW!"

    Proof she doesn`t even watch his stuff, she`s going on fear and using the "I love you." card as a guilt booster.

    Guys, I`m dead serious right now. Don`t fall into the manipulation trap like I did with my parents. It`s a long, damaging spiral to a life of being a person unable to think or act for themselves. I thank my great fortune to being able to meet someone and escape that abusive crap.

  42. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    He`s not a sex offendah!
  43. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Lol.
  44. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    These kinds of videos are the ones that make me cry. Here is a poor boy going through hell because of his retarded relatives. STFU, bitch.
  45. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    I really don`t believe that personal moments like these should be shown without everybody`s consent. Maybe grandma doesn`t understand, but she shouldn`t be made fun of.

    Perhaps it`s all a put-on.

  46. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Aww she`s just concerned... No wrong doing here. Just a woman who sees the news and makes connections that may not be 100% sound. Just like everyone else. So she doesn`t "get" the internet, she`s just worried.
  47. Profile photo of Ko_zea_lets
    Ko_zea_lets Male 18-29
    54 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    he probably IS a sex offender!
  48. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    "Aww she`s just concerned... No wrong doing here. Just a woman who sees the news and makes connections that may not be 100% sound. Just like everyone else. So she doesn`t "get" the internet, she`s just worried."

    Yeah but when you base your opinions on assumptions that just opens up a door for all sorts of mistakes. It`s better to really research your facts first so you don`t end up making a foolish mistake. :(

  49. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    This is how bamboozled and retarded the press influences people. Believe nothing you read in the papers, and only half what you see.
  50. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    WHAT... THE... F*CK...

    ...is wrong with that woman`s bangs!?

  51. Profile photo of thedragslay
    thedragslay Female 18-29
    60 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    The guy was saying "Sex offender" like `Sehx offhendah." annoying. I was actually laughing at the pin-up poster on the wall. He actually has that up while he lives with his grandma? WTF?
  52. Profile photo of Devok07
    Devok07 Male 18-29
    95 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    I love the poster in the back lol
  53. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    his voice makes this video, so funny
  54. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    she called him a motherf*cker, wow.
  55. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:17 am
    That sword in the background... I have that exact same sword and plaque.
  56. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:59 am
    Poor Granny!
  57. Profile photo of ha1b
    ha1b Male 13-17
    72 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 1:21 am
    Hahaha, LMAO
  58. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 3:19 am
    well she`s right.. girls get arrested because they show themselves half-naked on facebook or something and charged with child pornography ( though they showed themself, not other kids).. so if he writes to some of these pictures dirty things he may get arrested as a sex offender.. you never know.. lil ol grandma is just worried
  59. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 4:28 am
    lool
  60. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:10 am
    "are you laughing at me to?" ... well NaNa, now the entire world is laughing at you.
  61. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Of course, while I understand she cares and may be a little simple minded, it worries me that people like her are (presumably) eligible for jury duty.
  62. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:12 am
    Old people believe everything they read in the papers / hear on the news.
  63. Profile photo of SovietCastro
    SovietCastro Male 18-29
    38 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:36 am
    no advertising!!!!!! anumilo!!!
  64. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
    60 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:56 am
    anumilo, stfu!
  65. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:44 am
    thank god my grandma is epic unlike this lady
  66. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    dracokain: only the ones who adhere to stereotype, anyway... seriously, not all elderly people are gullible right wings.
  67. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    STOP ITTT
  68. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 10:21 am
    It`s not nice to take video of confused or possibly senile grandparents.
  69. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Ok SRSLY, his accent BOTHERS me.
    No offense towards anyone with this... "accent"...

    But when you sound like the typical whiny "BUT MOOOOOOOOM" stereotype, it gets annoying

  70. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Ib nob a sex affendah
  71. Profile photo of Jeessssii
    Jeessssii Female 13-17
    34 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    ... and it ends with a Grammy-attack.
  72. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    maybe he has a stuffy nose...??
  73. Profile photo of vkdee
    vkdee Female 30-39
    59 posts
    December 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    lol grandma is funny!!
  74. Profile photo of otto3663
    otto3663 Male 40-49
    29 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    grandma is hilarious... I never heard any of my grandparents say FU*K once
  75. Profile photo of milkshakes
    milkshakes Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 11:54 pm
    That grandma sounds like my mum.. is she drunk?

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