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Date: 12/24/09 07:02 AM

26 Responses to God Left This Note On The Front Of My Porch [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 6:49 am
    Link: God Left This Note On The Front Of My Porch - Who said the Man upstairs wasn`t a cool, understanding guy?
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:11 am
    that should be on my doormat
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    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:15 am
    God has such crisp hand writing!
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:24 am
    PS. You guys are doing it wrong
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:28 am
    God writes in blue....interesting
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    j-craig Male 18-29
    2 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:29 am
    Well, isn`t that cute! He used a cross as the "and" sign.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:50 am
    i like talking to the witnesses, and the watchtower is a good read.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:54 am
    I`m not getting any funny out of this :(
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:12 am
    I like it when they come over to my house. The same guy always brings someone different every time and alot of times he brings a real hottie.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:25 am
    lmao, good tactic
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    Danny1129 Male 30-39
    22 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:35 am
    But in latin, Jehovah is spelled with an I. :) See how many people know what movie that is from. :-)
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    RomanticGoth Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:36 am
    my dad used to invite jahova`s witnesses into his house, just so he could talk to them.
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    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:56 am
    Raiders of the lost ark 3
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    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:00 am
    "But in latin, Jehovah is spelled with an I. :) See how many people know what movie that is from. "

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I believe.

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:03 am
    damn, handeman you beat me. it was "indiana jones and the last crusade", good work.
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    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:08 am
    You mean I beat you...
    mmmmmm.....beets....
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 9:30 am
    "my dad used to invite jahova`s witnesses into his house, just so he could talk to them."

    My dad does the same. They dont come anymore though. I kinda miss them.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:40 am
    rofl
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:39 am
    repost but still cool!
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    haha akabane that reminds me of my friend who pulls out the old testament every time the jehovah witnesses come
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    paypay Female 13-17
    78 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    lmao! thats a goood idea!!
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    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Btw Watchtower.org

    A people that feel a responsibilty to visit you voluntarily using their time and share encouragement and free (Donation based) stuff cant be so bad.

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    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    ima do that so those mofuga`s quit coming to my place or piss it in the snow... either one idc.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    i would just answer the door naked... i think that would work
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 5:43 am
    God obviously has perfect penmanship.
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    kaidb Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    i am a Jehovah`s witness and I`d still knock

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