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Date: 12/25/09 11:01 AM

41 Responses to Eat Horses, Don`t Ride Them [Infographic]

  1. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Link: Eat Horses, Don`t Ride Them - Horses make horrible pets, and this handy little infographic will explain why.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 11:54 am
    This just sounds like his family had no clue how to actually treat horses. I bet those poor things were all matted and fat and unhappy.
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    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Exactly. There shouldn`t be an "ocean" of poo. Seriously you need to clean their pens twice a day. Also, fat horses are unhealthy horses.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    December 25, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    We dont eat them, we make them into glue :)
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    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    horses are beautiful :]
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    "This just sounds like his family had no clue how to actually treat horses. I bet those poor things were all matted and fat and unhappy."

    ^^agreed. he also says that "I was seven and decided to buy a couple horses" for gods sake, his parents bought the horses FOR Him as cute little PETs / TOYs to play with. They didn`t had a clue about raising them (electric fence???) and they thought that they knew how to treat their spoiled little brat by forcing the 11 yrs old child to clean up the cumulative horse poo which hasn`t been cleaned for days that has became a ocean-sized quick-poo-sand

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    KLouD Male 30-39
    254 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    This just sounds like his family had no clue how to actually treat horses. I bet those poor things were all matted and fat and unhappy.


    No no no just NO! All horses grow up to be matted, fat and unhappy. It`s not the oatmeals fault. Horses are gods bastard creatures. Horses should be made into glue and/or sandwichs. Everyone else is wrong.

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    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    YES! I hate those draters too. They are ugly, dangerous, smelly and (still) tasty. Eat them!

    Note: Hatred overstated for sadly miscalculated comical effect.

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    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    I don`t think anyone would really care how much a horse would shiit unless you were the one that would have to clean it.
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    I`m quite proud to be a vegetarian.
    But this was hilarious. xD
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    norwegian Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    this "oatmeal" website has certainly jumped off on IAB lately. merry christmas and such
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    D:
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    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    this was pretty funny glad iab added it--this and cracked are my favorite alternatives
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    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    eat a horse, ride a cowgirl?
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    god the rape part was just too funny
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    Damarus13 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    What a cur! Eat the horses? For what? Your ineptitude?

    We should eat you.

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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    That wasn`t really an infographic. Nor was it little.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    someone mentioned cowgirls - I agree. nice jeans.
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    agreed, not an inforgraphic and not little, but funny
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    pink_lotus Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    So basically some a-holes from californ-I-A irresponsibly bought animals they had no idea how to care for and let them fester in pens full of crap and didn`t train them or exercise them or care for them other than shoving food into their pens, and then blamed the horses for their own horrible existences. You and your family are truly awesome, Matt. Thanks for sharing your tale of abuse.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    In the words of Danny the Tourettes Guy, f*ck horses.
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    KLouD Male 30-39
    254 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I wouldn`t piss on a horse if it was on fire.
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    clanie37 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    lol at pink-lotus trying to be funny by sarcastically complimenting this post. The funniest thing is the fact that she actually thinks someone cares! hahaha silly woman, you were made for reproduction, cooking, and cleaning. leave the thinking to the men ;)
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    pink_lotus Male 18-29
    5 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    Aren`t you a charmer.
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    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    umm... Am I the only one who`s actually eaten horse meat here?!

    And thinks it`s damn good...?

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    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
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    Damarus13 Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    If I plan on being convinced by something, I need plausible statistics that could be fake for those few stressful numbers that alter my lifestyle.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    horse meat is too stringy.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 1:33 am
    I have come to really enjoy The Oatmeal.
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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 2:06 am
    amen dragon, the oatmeal is quickly becoming one of my favorite comic sites out there.
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    RomanticGoth Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 6:47 am
    the oatmeal rocks. it`s like each story is funnier than the last.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 7:17 am
    I love eating meat, but there are many animals meat I`d never ever try (unless I was starving to death and had no other choice), Horse is one of them. These abstainments include animals general deemed as "pets" and those that have a reputation for not being good eating.

    If I had to draw a diagram, Like he did, Of where the poo is located within him. The brown, Indicating poo, Would located in his skull.

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    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 10:30 am
    I`m laughing my damn ass off.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 10:45 am
    The best comics are the ones which make people over-react. Judging by some of the comments, this is one of them.
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    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 11:34 am
    My dad decided to buy a couple of horses just `cause he could. I didn`t mine the crap cleaning and their food and riding them around was fun. Except when one horse was mad at me and threw me off her back, breaking my hips (again). :( Didn`t ride her again. My dad sold the horses to a better more qualified owner.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    I ate a horsemeat sandwich in Sicily... no lie and it tasted pretty good.

    Oh and Feiku... you broke your hips...twice? Didn`t learn the first time, eh?

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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    So damn funny!
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    cellis1 Male 40-49
    38 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Hi Ho Silver
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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    that was very amusing. i told my parents there was a 74% chance they would eat me. the first thing my dad said was `what the hell are you looking at on there`, then `are you on drugs?`. hehe ^_^
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    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    So true.
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    scotimann Male 40-49
    59 posts
    December 28, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    This is one of the funniest things in The Oatmeal:

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero

    (Warning: Profanity)

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