Eat Horses, Don`t Ride Them [Infographic]

Submitted by: lukas1051 7 years ago in Funny
http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

Horses make horrible pets, and this handy little infographic will explain why.
There are 41 comments:
Male 59
This is one of the funniest things in The Oatmeal:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero

(Warning: Profanity)

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Male 949
So true.
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Female 778
that was very amusing. i told my parents there was a 74% chance they would eat me. the first thing my dad said was `what the hell are you looking at on there`, then `are you on drugs?`. hehe ^_^
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Male 38
Hi Ho Silver
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Male 964
So damn funny!
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Male 2,796
I ate a horsemeat sandwich in Sicily... no lie and it tasted pretty good.

Oh and Feiku... you broke your hips...twice? Didn`t learn the first time, eh?

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Female 525
My dad decided to buy a couple of horses just `cause he could. I didn`t mine the crap cleaning and their food and riding them around was fun. Except when one horse was mad at me and threw me off her back, breaking my hips (again). :( Didn`t ride her again. My dad sold the horses to a better more qualified owner.
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Male 4,680
The best comics are the ones which make people over-react. Judging by some of the comments, this is one of them.
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Male 98
I`m laughing my damn ass off.
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Male 17,511
I love eating meat, but there are many animals meat I`d never ever try (unless I was starving to death and had no other choice), Horse is one of them. These abstainments include animals general deemed as "pets" and those that have a reputation for not being good eating.

If I had to draw a diagram, Like he did, Of where the poo is located within him. The brown, Indicating poo, Would located in his skull.

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Male 48
the oatmeal rocks. it`s like each story is funnier than the last.
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Male 535
amen dragon, the oatmeal is quickly becoming one of my favorite comic sites out there.
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Female 4,028
I have come to really enjoy The Oatmeal.
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Male 2,893
horse meat is too stringy.
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Male 42
If I plan on being convinced by something, I need plausible statistics that could be fake for those few stressful numbers that alter my lifestyle.
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Female 288
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
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Male 143
umm... Am I the only one who`s actually eaten horse meat here?!

And thinks it`s damn good...?

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Male 5
Aren`t you a charmer.
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Male 9
lol at pink-lotus trying to be funny by sarcastically complimenting this post. The funniest thing is the fact that she actually thinks someone cares! hahaha silly woman, you were made for reproduction, cooking, and cleaning. leave the thinking to the men ;)
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Male 253
I wouldn`t piss on a horse if it was on fire.
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Male 2,440
In the words of Danny the Tourettes Guy, f*ck horses.
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Male 5
So basically some a-holes from californ-I-A irresponsibly bought animals they had no idea how to care for and let them fester in pens full of crap and didn`t train them or exercise them or care for them other than shoving food into their pens, and then blamed the horses for their own horrible existences. You and your family are truly awesome, Matt. Thanks for sharing your tale of abuse.
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Female 408
agreed, not an inforgraphic and not little, but funny
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Male 1,685
someone mentioned cowgirls - I agree. nice jeans.
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Female 876
That wasn`t really an infographic. Nor was it little.
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Male 42
What a cur! Eat the horses? For what? Your ineptitude?

We should eat you.

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Male 1,403
god the rape part was just too funny
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Male 599
eat a horse, ride a cowgirl?
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Male 256
this was pretty funny glad iab added it--this and cracked are my favorite alternatives
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Male 1,297
D:
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Male 80
this "oatmeal" website has certainly jumped off on IAB lately. merry christmas and such
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Female 1,287
I`m quite proud to be a vegetarian.
But this was hilarious. xD
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Female 208
I don`t think anyone would really care how much a horse would shiit unless you were the one that would have to clean it.
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Male 422
YES! I hate those draters too. They are ugly, dangerous, smelly and (still) tasty. Eat them!

Note: Hatred overstated for sadly miscalculated comical effect.

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Male 253
This just sounds like his family had no clue how to actually treat horses. I bet those poor things were all matted and fat and unhappy.


No no no just NO! All horses grow up to be matted, fat and unhappy. It`s not the oatmeals fault. Horses are gods bastard creatures. Horses should be made into glue and/or sandwichs. Everyone else is wrong.

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Female 876
"This just sounds like his family had no clue how to actually treat horses. I bet those poor things were all matted and fat and unhappy."

^^agreed. he also says that "I was seven and decided to buy a couple horses" for gods sake, his parents bought the horses FOR Him as cute little PETs / TOYs to play with. They didn`t had a clue about raising them (electric fence???) and they thought that they knew how to treat their spoiled little brat by forcing the 11 yrs old child to clean up the cumulative horse poo which hasn`t been cleaned for days that has became a ocean-sized quick-poo-sand

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Female 275
horses are beautiful :]
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Male 25,416
We dont eat them, we make them into glue :)
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Male 292
Exactly. There shouldn`t be an "ocean" of poo. Seriously you need to clean their pens twice a day. Also, fat horses are unhealthy horses.
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Female 1,652
This just sounds like his family had no clue how to actually treat horses. I bet those poor things were all matted and fat and unhappy.
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Male 3,425
Link: Eat Horses, Don`t Ride Them [Infographic] [Rate Link] - Horses make horrible pets, and this handy little infographic will explain why.
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