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Don`t Get Out of Your Car: It`s a Trap! [Pic]

If you ever find yourself in this rare situation, just stay the hell in your car and keep driving–it”s a trap.

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Date: 12/01/09 06:04 AM

46 Responses to Don`t Get Out of Your Car: It`s a Trap! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Link: Don`t Get Out of Your Car: It`s a Trap! - If you ever find yourself in this rare situation, just stay the hell in your car and keep driving--it`s a trap.
  2. Profile photo of Ngm
    Ngm Male 18-29
    11 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 6:24 am
    1. Poke with long stick
    2. Get ready to run
    3. ???
    4. Profit
  3. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 6:25 am
    that lion looks hungry
  4. Profile photo of Joeyroey
    Joeyroey Male 18-29
    70 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 6:27 am
    Do people get out of their cars when they see roadkill or something?
  5. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 6:35 am
    1. Poke with long stick out the WINDOW.
    2. Roll up window and lock car doors
    3. Get camcorder out and record Ngm`s attempt to flee. :D
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:01 am
    Run over its tail, see if it jumps.
  7. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:16 am
    moments later, pmarren got out of the van to kick the big cat, and ended up being neutered.
  8. Profile photo of loveforluna
    loveforluna Female 13-17
    13 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:21 am
    1. poke with stick
    2. if it responds, run over it.
    3. take a pic of it to make millions :)
  9. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:30 am
    pmarren is the greatest human being to have ever lived :D
  10. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:37 am
    "pmarren is the greatest human being to have ever lived :D"

    um..k... what`s that got to do with anything? :S

  11. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:47 am
    LOL humans...nom nom nom.
  12. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:53 am
    LOL loveforluna.
  13. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 8:24 am
    Rule #2 - Double Tap
  14. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 8:24 am
    aww i was hoping for a Ackbar joke :P
  15. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 8:32 am
    My dad and sister recently went to Canada (without me, damnit) and on the way they played roadkill bingo. Just looking at their cards I`m having a hard time picturing the enormous amount of roadkill there must have been. Well, it was a long trip.
  16. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 8:35 am
    I`d like to see pmarren kick this kitty around.
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 8:43 am
    Mommy, look it`s Simba!
  18. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33127 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 10:27 am
    He`s harmless! He`s just... lion around!!
    LMAO Hooo hoo hahahaha!
  19. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 11:23 am
    5Cats- I think I love you XD
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Nice if it was alive and faking it!
  21. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Guys I`m going to see if that lion is alive
  22. Profile photo of lgm432
    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    My question is, who took the picture?!?
  23. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    hes not faking anything. he`s just the laziest creature on earth. seriously, male lions pretty much just doze around all the time.
  24. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    awwwww :( and lol @5catsXD
  25. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    id take the lion with me
  26. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Man, that`s some big-ass roadkill.
  27. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Ha! Pmarren hasn`t even got here yet, and people are already talking about his imminent demise via Crafty Lion...

    Makes a nice change to do things the other way round, huh? :3

  28. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Lie absolutely still, my brother... the stupid monkeys` curiosity WILL make them get out of their car if you just. lie. still.
  29. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    He`s harmless! He`s just... lion around!!
    LMAO Hooo hoo hahahaha!

    XD

    How in the world did you make that pun funny?

    I think it`s the avatar...

  30. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Nice!! LOL!! Silly, kitty.
  31. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 4:28 pm

  32. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    speed bump
  33. Profile photo of Beaverfever
    Beaverfever Male 18-29
    152 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    "He`s harmless! He`s just... lion around!!
    LMAO Hooo hoo hahahaha!"

    Best laugh I had today.

  34. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    "<i>He`s harmless! He`s just... lion around!!
    LMAO Hooo hoo hahahaha!
    ---
    XD

    How in the world did you make that pun funny?

    I think it`s the avatar... </i>"

    Hahaha I love Lion King

  35. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    What kind of car is that?
  36. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Yeah its a trap... for the Lion! that car can easily run over him
  37. Profile photo of hi_hi06
    hi_hi06 Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 1, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    it`s a volkswagen vanagon.
  38. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 12:33 am
    "lion around?" what kinda SICK genius are YOU!?!?! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
  39. Profile photo of elaklok
    elaklok Male 18-29
    29 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    hahah funny shiet!!
  40. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    i second fnkychkn`s notion!!
  41. Profile photo of FoneIsRingin
    FoneIsRingin Female 18-29
    22 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    did you know there are mountain lions in ohio? cuz i didnt until i saw a dead one on the side of the highway. i about poo myself.
  42. Profile photo of Asakura
    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    K10, XD to the max
  43. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    lol
  44. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 1:36 am
    It`s a trap!

    http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/1...

  45. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    yesh..mwahahaha the master plan is falling into play.
  46. Profile photo of strech2k
    strech2k Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 28, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    run his ass over XD

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