The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 62    Average: 3.4/5]
73 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 67569
Rating: 3.4
Category: Funny
Date: 12/29/09 11:07 AM

73 Responses to Don`t Add You Mom On Facebook, Lession #8 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of TYROCKS
    TYROCKS Male 13-17
    37 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:25 am
    Link: Don`t Add You Mom On Facebook, Lession #8 - If you plan on having any sort of social life, you really want to refrain from adding mom to your Facebook account.
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:27 am
    Oh wow.
  3. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Maybe the mom shouldn`t have skipped school... She has bad grammar
  4. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1053 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:31 am
    HAH!
  5. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:32 am
    She clearly skipped school if she believes "your" is acceptable in that sentence.
  6. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:33 am
    Countdown before someone points out the grammar mistake:
    3...
    2...
    1...
  7. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:33 am
    And I was too late...
    He`s right though.
  8. Profile photo of MG6
    MG6 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:37 am
    it`s kinda sad even mothers can`t spell " you`re " right
  9. Profile photo of marcos_g45
    marcos_g45 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:39 am
    kindda happened to me lol
  10. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:49 am
    thank you for giving me "lession" #8
    and i can`t stand when people use the wrong your/you`re or there/their/they`re its drating pathetic...just think about the word for christs sake
  11. Profile photo of maddhatterx5
    maddhatterx5 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Mom doesn`t know correct grammar, no wonder her kid is skipping school.
  12. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    And that`s why you won`t catch any of my direct relatives on my facebook friends list.
  13. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Just why do people get so pedantic about the spelling/grammar mistakes that are strewn across the internet? It`s not a personal attack on your sensibilities, it`s hardly tantamount to genocide, just live with it and assume a smug air of superiority like I do.

    P.S. @ wereallboned. The end of your erudite message should read "for Christ`s sake". If you are going to complain about grammar and spelling in other people`s posts I`d suggest you get your own house in order first.

  14. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Iz am perfect becuse of my gramer skillz.
  15. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Haha, Maddhatterx5=win
  16. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    motown on a different post today i stated "idc much about grammar on here but wen im writing a term paper and my friends paper looks like it was written by an 8 year old it rly pisses me off"
    not that i expect you to know that but thats my defense and i rest my case
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    You have to add your mum to facebook kos they do it to be hip and cool! and you would feel bad if you didnt and she was sad!
  18. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    @ wereallboned

    so you`re just a hypocrite? that makes everything ok!

    A message on facebook barely counts as a term paper.

  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Ah, I see there is a grammar nazi riot starting.

    Get your pitchforks, torches, and dictionaries here, folks! Low, low prices!

  20. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    wow so 3 europeans attack me in the same day---not sure what thats all about..
    tbh i wasn`t really directing my hate of you`re/your at this person`s mother its more the people that dont know the difference as opposed to those who type quickly and dont use grammar (like me). with parents and people i dont know its hard to tell if they think theyre being internet savy or dont know how to use correct grammar
    seriously instead of getting all caught up in what im saying, call your friends and do something positive instead of venting at me
  21. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Am I the only one who is thoroughly tired of the grammar nazi trend? Were you guys really like this before you got on the internet or is it just something you like to exploit on forums because it makes you feel smart?
  22. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    i have no idea what i was like before the internet im a 90`s baby
  23. Profile photo of kellbell1991
    kellbell1991 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    haha i dont think my mum would have even botherd saying anthing when i was at school. come on you have to add your mum :P
  24. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    hahahahahahahaha way to funny
  25. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    wereallboned, I wasn`t venting or attacking, I just found it ironic that you chose to post a message belittling someone for their lack of appropriate grammar or spelling with grammar mistakes.

    As I said, I really don`t get offended by typo, spelling or grammar mistakes. If I did I`d probably burst an aneurysm every time I browsed an internet site. Apologies for offence, I intended to be sarcastic/ironic but without copious use of smileys (which I find equally offensive) it`s sometimes hard to make that clear.

    Please rest assured, I think your alright.

  26. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    My parents would have laughed, and my mom woulda taken me to the spa or somthing. Some parents are just no fun.
  27. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    im glad we settled down im not here to start fights--sadly emotion is hard to show without some of =/ :D =S ;) >=(
    i just get annoyed wen im called a hypocrite wen i only have x words to explain myself--while i culd explain or elaborate better in person it turns into a wall of text on a thread that no one will read
  28. Profile photo of SabreTigre
    SabreTigre Female 13-17
    124 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Facebook lesions? :/
  29. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    fcuk parents. lol
  30. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    lolz dumb parents...
  31. Profile photo of fiiza
    fiiza Female 13-17
    49 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    haha
  32. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    hehehehe
  33. Profile photo of ashley111228
    ashley111228 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Sucks for that kid!
  34. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    Haha. Stupid parents, both ways:
    1. Doesn`t know how to spell
    2. Thinks she can stop her son skipping school.
  35. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Thwarted!
  36. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    What kind of moron allows his/her MOTHER on his/her facebook account?!?!?!?!?!?!
  37. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    you`re*
  38. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    So basically, if you add your mother to facebook, you will develop horrible, horrible lesions.
  39. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Ugh. Clearly a woman who doesn`t know basic grammar should have no say in anyone`s education.
  40. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Got a lot of spelling wrong there including the caption for the pic uhh lession???
  41. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Oh and as for the grammar nazi thing... I understand that it`s annoying when someone goes out of their way to pick at someone`s spelling and/or grammar (and I personally try my hardest not to do it excessively), but I think the context here was irresistible.
  42. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    That`s the reason I didn`t mark myself as attending...but I plan to stay off anyway :P
  43. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    lol wow. Kids these days are really stupid.
  44. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    hahaha any mom named sandy is pretty cool.
  45. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    i added my mom on facebook. i also dont post anything stupid on there. thats what myspace is for
  46. Profile photo of twichild369
    twichild369 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    LOL
  47. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    my mom wouldnt probably care. but i also don`t like facebook.
  48. Profile photo of TaiAZNKID
    TaiAZNKID Male 13-17
    77 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    man LOL why do u even add ur mom on fb lol
  49. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Or you can use lists! My Family and Professional lists cannot see my drunk pics from last night or my status updates how I`m glad I got laid.

    Use the lists people! :D :D :D

  50. Profile photo of Geekazoid94
    Geekazoid94 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Holy crap, Nicole needs to learn to spell her months.

    Though I guess it`s not as bad as a desktop wallpaper that was posted on computers at my school on 9/11 - they spelled it "Septpmeber."

  51. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    I don`t understand this. Is Sandy Graeson`s Mom? What is Graeson`s "not" - she implies that he has a "not" and I don`t understand what that is.
  52. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    @LandoGriffin

    not sure if its some sort of sarcasm, but heres the explnataion: yes, she is his mother. it says "greason is attending national skip school day`. obviously, he`s skipping school and she`s telling him not to.

    -.-

  53. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    "not sure if its some sort of sarcasm, but heres the explnataion: yes, she is his mother. it says "greason is attending national skip school day`. obviously, he`s skipping school and she`s telling him not to."

    Yeah, it`s pure sarcasm. We don`t know that she is actually the mom, since they whited out the last name instead of the first name, and she said "your not" instead of "you`re not". I`m also aware that this message is also probably full of grammatical errors.

  54. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    What`s a lession?
  55. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    lol the album nicole was tagged in is spelled wrong :p
  56. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    Ugh, my mom MADE me add her on facebook AND myspace. I`m just glad she didn`t get a gaiaonline account.
  57. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    Mr. Tyson approves.
  58. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    Is a lession like a lesson where the whip is used to give you lesions so you`ll never forget the lesson?
  59. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:34 am
    "I don`t get it... how does she always know what I`m planning?"
  60. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:27 am
    mum must have skipped a few classes too..
  61. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 3:45 am
    avalessa, when your mom gets a gaiaonline account. the time for brick pooting will have arrived.
  62. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:35 am
    "Is a lession like a lesson where the whip is used to give you lesions so you`ll never forget the lesson?"

    Win.

  63. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
    97 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 7:15 am
    My mom is on my Facebook account and I really don`t give a $hite what she sees. Despite being older than 18, out of her house and married, she still is a nosy cnut that always has SOMETHING to say about what I do, so, I put random, horrible poo up there just to see her reaction. I`m also the reason for all the `post ending in ** decides my facebook account status` threads on /b/. :)
  64. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Owned.
  65. Profile photo of Phillei
    Phillei Male 18-29
    108 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 9:43 am
    title sp?
  66. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Apparently when they did that in her generation, the teacher must have went over the use of `you`re,` and `your.`
    I suppose she doesn`t want the same fate for her child.
  67. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    "My mom is on my Facebook account and I really don`t give a $hite what she sees. Despite being older than 18, out of her house and married, she still is a nosy cnut that always has SOMETHING to say about what I do, so, I put random, horrible poo up there just to see her reaction. I`m also the reason for all the `post ending in ** decides my facebook account status` threads on /b/. :)"
    -------------------------

    You just called your mother a cu*t )-|

  68. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    "I`m also the reason for all the `post ending in ** decides my facebook account status` threads on /b/. :)" did ever say that you were playing freeze tag in middle of the highway like you promised?
  69. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    rofl
  70. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    > EvilCheeseXY
    > My mom is on my Facebook account and I really don`t give a $hite what she sees... nosy cnut that always has SOMETHING to say about what I do

    She`s also an IAB forum reader now, thanks to some anonymous Facebook msg...

  71. Profile photo of HuskyBaby
    HuskyBaby Female 18-29
    27 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Wow I guess I am lucky my mom is computer illiterate. She would need to ask before posting cause she would have no idea how. @Lionhart2: lol
  72. Profile photo of lseamore
    lseamore Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 5, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    whoa! yeah. I think there is some universal unconscious that keeps people adding their moms in Facebook. Collections Etc.Collections Etc.
  73. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    obviously mom skipped school the day they taught the difference between your and you`re

Leave a Reply