Don`t Add You Mom On Facebook, Lession #8 [Pic]

Submitted by: TYROCKS 7 years ago Funny

If you plan on having any sort of social life, you really want to refrain from adding mom to your Facebook account.
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Female 239
obviously mom skipped school the day they taught the difference between your and you`re
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Female 1
whoa! yeah. I think there is some universal unconscious that keeps people adding their moms in Facebook. Collections Etc.Collections Etc.
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Female 27
Wow I guess I am lucky my mom is computer illiterate. She would need to ask before posting cause she would have no idea how. @Lionhart2: lol
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Male 8,302
> EvilCheeseXY
> My mom is on my Facebook account and I really don`t give a $hite what she sees... nosy cnut that always has SOMETHING to say about what I do

She`s also an IAB forum reader now, thanks to some anonymous Facebook msg...

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Female 5,222
rofl
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Male 285
"I`m also the reason for all the `post ending in ** decides my facebook account status` threads on /b/. :)" did ever say that you were playing freeze tag in middle of the highway like you promised?
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Female 2,289
"My mom is on my Facebook account and I really don`t give a $hite what she sees. Despite being older than 18, out of her house and married, she still is a nosy cnut that always has SOMETHING to say about what I do, so, I put random, horrible poo up there just to see her reaction. I`m also the reason for all the `post ending in ** decides my facebook account status` threads on /b/. :)"
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You just called your mother a cu*t )-|

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Female 850
Apparently when they did that in her generation, the teacher must have went over the use of `you`re,` and `your.`
I suppose she doesn`t want the same fate for her child.
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Male 108
title sp?
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Male 2,510
Owned.
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Female 97
My mom is on my Facebook account and I really don`t give a $hite what she sees. Despite being older than 18, out of her house and married, she still is a nosy cnut that always has SOMETHING to say about what I do, so, I put random, horrible poo up there just to see her reaction. I`m also the reason for all the `post ending in ** decides my facebook account status` threads on /b/. :)
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Female 63
"Is a lession like a lesson where the whip is used to give you lesions so you`ll never forget the lesson?"

Win.

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Male 1,835
avalessa, when your mom gets a gaiaonline account. the time for brick pooting will have arrived.
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Male 290
mum must have skipped a few classes too..
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Male 1,311
"I don`t get it... how does she always know what I`m planning?"
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Male 8,302
Is a lession like a lesson where the whip is used to give you lesions so you`ll never forget the lesson?
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Male 1,081
Mr. Tyson approves.
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Female 491
Ugh, my mom MADE me add her on facebook AND myspace. I`m just glad she didn`t get a gaiaonline account.
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Female 275
lol the album nicole was tagged in is spelled wrong :p
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Male 505
What`s a lession?
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Male 245
"not sure if its some sort of sarcasm, but heres the explnataion: yes, she is his mother. it says "greason is attending national skip school day`. obviously, he`s skipping school and she`s telling him not to."

Yeah, it`s pure sarcasm. We don`t know that she is actually the mom, since they whited out the last name instead of the first name, and she said "your not" instead of "you`re not". I`m also aware that this message is also probably full of grammatical errors.

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Female 1,043
@LandoGriffin

not sure if its some sort of sarcasm, but heres the explnataion: yes, she is his mother. it says "greason is attending national skip school day`. obviously, he`s skipping school and she`s telling him not to.

-.-

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Male 3,842
I don`t understand this. Is Sandy Graeson`s Mom? What is Graeson`s "not" - she implies that he has a "not" and I don`t understand what that is.
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Male 46
Holy crap, Nicole needs to learn to spell her months.

Though I guess it`s not as bad as a desktop wallpaper that was posted on computers at my school on 9/11 - they spelled it "Septpmeber."

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Male 534
Or you can use lists! My Family and Professional lists cannot see my drunk pics from last night or my status updates how I`m glad I got laid.

Use the lists people! :D :D :D

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Male 77
man LOL why do u even add ur mom on fb lol
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Female 1,401
my mom wouldnt probably care. but i also don`t like facebook.
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Female 3
LOL
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Male 1,129
i added my mom on facebook. i also dont post anything stupid on there. thats what myspace is for
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Female 523
hahaha any mom named sandy is pretty cool.
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Male 10,440
lol wow. Kids these days are really stupid.
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Male 541
That`s the reason I didn`t mark myself as attending...but I plan to stay off anyway :P
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Female 1,963
Oh and as for the grammar nazi thing... I understand that it`s annoying when someone goes out of their way to pick at someone`s spelling and/or grammar (and I personally try my hardest not to do it excessively), but I think the context here was irresistible.
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Female 1,604
Got a lot of spelling wrong there including the caption for the pic uhh lession???
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Female 1,963
Ugh. Clearly a woman who doesn`t know basic grammar should have no say in anyone`s education.
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Female 1,652
So basically, if you add your mother to facebook, you will develop horrible, horrible lesions.
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Male 1,815
you`re*
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Male 1,190
What kind of moron allows his/her MOTHER on his/her facebook account?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Male 1,149
Thwarted!
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Female 71
Haha. Stupid parents, both ways:
1. Doesn`t know how to spell
2. Thinks she can stop her son skipping school.
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Female 6
Sucks for that kid!
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Male 130
hehehehe
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Female 49
haha
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Male 93
lolz dumb parents...
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Female 208
fcuk parents. lol
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Female 124
Facebook lesions? :/
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Male 256
im glad we settled down im not here to start fights--sadly emotion is hard to show without some of =/ :D =S ;) >=(
i just get annoyed wen im called a hypocrite wen i only have x words to explain myself--while i culd explain or elaborate better in person it turns into a wall of text on a thread that no one will read
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Female 171
My parents would have laughed, and my mom woulda taken me to the spa or somthing. Some parents are just no fun.
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Male 219
wereallboned, I wasn`t venting or attacking, I just found it ironic that you chose to post a message belittling someone for their lack of appropriate grammar or spelling with grammar mistakes.

As I said, I really don`t get offended by typo, spelling or grammar mistakes. If I did I`d probably burst an aneurysm every time I browsed an internet site. Apologies for offence, I intended to be sarcastic/ironic but without copious use of smileys (which I find equally offensive) it`s sometimes hard to make that clear.

Please rest assured, I think your alright.

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Female 101
hahahahahahahaha way to funny
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Female 76
haha i dont think my mum would have even botherd saying anthing when i was at school. come on you have to add your mum :P
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Male 256
i have no idea what i was like before the internet im a 90`s baby
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Female 427
Am I the only one who is thoroughly tired of the grammar nazi trend? Were you guys really like this before you got on the internet or is it just something you like to exploit on forums because it makes you feel smart?
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Male 256
wow so 3 europeans attack me in the same day---not sure what thats all about..
tbh i wasn`t really directing my hate of you`re/your at this person`s mother its more the people that dont know the difference as opposed to those who type quickly and dont use grammar (like me). with parents and people i dont know its hard to tell if they think theyre being internet savy or dont know how to use correct grammar
seriously instead of getting all caught up in what im saying, call your friends and do something positive instead of venting at me
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Female 15,763
Ah, I see there is a grammar nazi riot starting.

Get your pitchforks, torches, and dictionaries here, folks! Low, low prices!

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Male 302
@ wereallboned

so you`re just a hypocrite? that makes everything ok!

A message on facebook barely counts as a term paper.

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Male 25,416
You have to add your mum to facebook kos they do it to be hip and cool! and you would feel bad if you didnt and she was sad!
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Male 256
motown on a different post today i stated "idc much about grammar on here but wen im writing a term paper and my friends paper looks like it was written by an 8 year old it rly pisses me off"
not that i expect you to know that but thats my defense and i rest my case
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Male 2,690
Haha, Maddhatterx5=win
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Male 14,330
Iz am perfect becuse of my gramer skillz.
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Male 219
Just why do people get so pedantic about the spelling/grammar mistakes that are strewn across the internet? It`s not a personal attack on your sensibilities, it`s hardly tantamount to genocide, just live with it and assume a smug air of superiority like I do.

P.S. @ wereallboned. The end of your erudite message should read "for Christ`s sake". If you are going to complain about grammar and spelling in other people`s posts I`d suggest you get your own house in order first.

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Female 519
And that`s why you won`t catch any of my direct relatives on my facebook friends list.
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Female 19
Mom doesn`t know correct grammar, no wonder her kid is skipping school.
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Male 256
thank you for giving me "lession" #8
and i can`t stand when people use the wrong your/you`re or there/their/they`re its drating pathetic...just think about the word for christs sake
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Male 46
kindda happened to me lol
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Male 49
it`s kinda sad even mothers can`t spell " you`re " right
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Male 1,765
And I was too late...
He`s right though.
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Male 1,765
Countdown before someone points out the grammar mistake:
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Male 4,547
She clearly skipped school if she believes "your" is acceptable in that sentence.
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Male 1,151
HAH!
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Female 1,578
Maybe the mom shouldn`t have skipped school... She has bad grammar
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Female 9,403
Oh wow.
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Male 37
Link: Don`t Add You Mom On Facebook, Lession #8 [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you plan on having any sort of social life, you really want to refrain from adding mom to your Facebook account.
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