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Date: 12/19/09 12:04 PM

66 Responses to Damnit, I Know I Left My Car Keys Somewhere [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18856 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Link: Damnit, I Know I Left My Car Keys Somewhere - At least, that`s the excuse this guy gave this girl when he got caught in this photo...
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9241 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    lol at the look on the girls face.
  3. Profile photo of cacacaca500
    cacacaca500 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    wow, thats a player!
  4. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    he`s testing to make sure she`s female.
  5. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    It`s clearly innocent.

    He has lost one glove and his hand is very cold.

    She is warming his hand up with her body heat in the most effective way available.

  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    "what does this button do?"
  7. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    nice. FTW
  8. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    The thoughts in the girl-on-the-right`s mind could not be any clearer.

    Well, I say "thoughts". It`s more of a tune.

    "Bom-chicka-wow-wow..."

  9. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    She must floss
  10. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Not obvious or anything at all
  11. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    hahahaha thats girls look its hilarious
  12. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I just saw this picture on ebaums like two weeks ago. I have also seen pics from this site on there.
  13. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    The girl in front told him where to find his keys.
  14. Profile photo of sabreeshuh
    sabreeshuh Female 18-29
    46 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    HAHAAA great caption!!!
  15. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Reminds me of my prom.

    I sat on a chair and saw one of the cool guys doing that.

  16. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Just remember to wash those hands! It is flu season you know. lmao
  17. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Class.
  18. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    I saw my dad doing this with his girlfriend in a public restaurant. He`s 47 and so is his girlfriend.

    I nearly cried.

  19. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    This is absolutely hilarious!!! The girl in front makes it soooo much better!
  20. Profile photo of zanneh
    zanneh Male 13-17
    130 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    that girls wasteddd
  21. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    "I just saw this picture on ebaums like two weeks ago. I have also seen pics from this site on there."

    This is for you... choke on it.

  22. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    that is a good lookin cookie
  23. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Omg gorgack 2000, that is mortifying.
  24. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    girl in background is fat, time to hit the gym!!!
  25. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Biggest poo face of 2009: the results are in! WE HAVE A WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS STARDAGGER!
  26. Profile photo of Surelyucantb
    Surelyucantb Male 30-39
    44 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    "barkeep...cancel that tuna sandwich....Im not in the mood for that anymore".
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    "I just saw this picture on ebaums like two weeks ago. I have also seen pics from this site on there."

    Looks like sooomeoooone doesn`t understand the point of this site...

  28. Profile photo of paypay
    paypay Female 13-17
    78 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    ewwww old ppl shouldnt be doing this :O
    hahahaha im jk :D
  29. Profile photo of TadnJess
    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    stinkpalm.
  30. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    "I just saw this picture on ebaums like two weeks ago. I have also seen pics from this site on there."

    What? no, no. nooo........ NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY AREN"T FROME HERE?????!!!!!!!!!

  31. Profile photo of raceal2
    raceal2 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    "I just saw this picture on ebaums like two weeks ago. I have also seen pics from this site on there."

    Holy crap, you`re right! And I think I saw one of the games posted on this site originally at armorgames. My god, we`ve discovered the biggest Internet conspiracy since... well, since forever! I`ll call CNN right away!

  32. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    sure he didn`t lose a finger?
  33. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Woo! I love the look on the chick in front. >XD
  34. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    lmfao@ TadnJess ewwwww
  35. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    What a slut. I would never want to have anything with a girl like that. If you let me stick my hand down your pants in public, just go away.
  36. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    December 19, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    oh grosss .
  37. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:05 am
    WHORE!
    ...Im sorry, that wasn`t very nice...
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:27 am
    What a slut.

    You say that like it`s a bad thing.

    I would never want to have anything with a girl like that.

    I would and have, and enjoyed it.

  39. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:59 am
    O_O
    ewwww...get a room >_>
  40. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 1:15 am
    i do not see wat is wrong with this picture.
  41. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:24 am
    Where is the NSFW warning? D:
    Not that I work, but...you know...
  42. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:27 am
    "I just saw this picture on ebaums like two weeks ago. I have also seen pics from this site on there."
    Edumacation timezorz:
    Ebaum: We made this. No rly. Thats us, see the logo we stamped on it? That means its us.

    IAB: Here is your daily round of stuff people have found all over the interwebs, now go to their sites (link included) and enjoy.

    See the difference?

  43. Profile photo of Benjymax
    Benjymax Male 18-29
    75 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:41 am
    Don`t mind if I did!
  44. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 2:42 am
    When I was young and unencumbered enough to have someone check for keys ,the waist on my jeans was too damn high. So Angilon- are we reaping the benefits of lower jeans LOL!!!
  45. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:51 am
    should lose my keys more often
  46. Profile photo of cacacaca500
    cacacaca500 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:04 am
    Boy: MMMM, they be right here.... oh i think I tou ched something squishy.

    Girl: OOOOOh, I think I just had an orgi, haha!

  47. Profile photo of JokeroX42
    JokeroX42 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 4:16 am
    cacaca ur a freakin moron try to at least attend your sex ed class before you try to talk like an adult.
  48. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:03 am
    Her parents must be so proud...
  49. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:18 am
    "Boy: MMMM, they be right here.... oh i think I tou ched something squishy.

    Girl: OOOOOh, I think I just had an orgi, haha!"

    are you twelve?

  50. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:19 am
    The girl at the front is quite pretty.
  51. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:00 am
    "Girl: OOOOOh, I think I just had an orgi, haha!"

    I hope you realise what you just said makes no sense. :\

  52. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Delish
  53. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Been there. Done that.
  54. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Maybe shes just a whore and he`s just swipeing his debt card .. Anyone think of that? Hmmmmm??
  55. Profile photo of mypreciousss
    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 7:44 am
    ewww myhunter been there done that? looks like a place in tennessee (where i stay) called the palms where older orange women go to get groped by pilled up 21yr old guys. guess it is something to be proud of...groping a pumpkin with a muffin top and ill fitting disgusting white jeans. way to go.
  56. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:48 am
    now where did i put them?????
  57. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 9:54 am
    girl on the right makes me lol
  58. Profile photo of jakillz2
    jakillz2 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    People that say they would never do anything like that just don`t get any action period. If you`ve ever had girls to mess around with, you`ve drank and touched each-other wherever you are, it`s fun, that`s the point
  59. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    this is not a strange behavior in actual society, the fun thing is the expression of the chick in the front of the pic hehehe...
  60. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    tiger woods
  61. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    wait a minute, this isn`t a glovebox
  62. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Actually Purey, that IS a glove box. Just not everyone uses a glove. :p
  63. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    December 20, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Vagina = Purse
  64. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:17 am
    I think he`s checking for snare traps.
  65. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    ewwwwww wat if she has a yeast infection?!?!??!?!
  66. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 12:50 am
    ooops

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