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Date: 12/19/09 09:01 AM

63 Responses to Cute “Dear God“ Notes

  1. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    December 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Link: Cute ``Dear God`` Notes - No, not another religious flame-war. In fact, it`s your Awww of the Day.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Praying accomplishes nothing, but makes you feel like you`re doing something. It is the stupidest thing ever. And these children (if it is children writing these), are being led to believe that somebody is watching over them all the time. And if they are bad then they will burn for all eternity. If that isn`t child abuse I don`t know what is.
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Put a smile on my face, even if some of them could possibly may be fake.
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    iKit5 Female 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:13 am
    I like the one about dinosaurs. :D Cute!
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Ah the unspoiled minds of children, why do they have to grow up and become whiney teenagers then disaffected adults and then grrumpy old bastards?
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    akinis Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:17 am
    some of these were just priceless. Probably my top two were

    "if you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes" and "Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy"

    I also liked the "must be tough to love everyone" but yeah all of them were pretty funny.

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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:19 am
    #4 from Jane = cute :)
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:24 am
    I agree ggolbez. They start the brain washing VERY young, that way it takes better.
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    alikabul Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Funny thing is... Most of them has got way better grammar than teh internetz-pe0ple!
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    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Ha, those were awesome XD.
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:45 am
    lol @ the links at the bottom "hot lingerie girls"
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Sad to see so many young minds already indoctrinated, but still, ignoring that, those were some really dratin cute letters, lol.
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:50 am
    "Sad to see so many young minds already indoctrinated, but still, ignoring that, those were some really dratin cute letters, lol",

    Don`t worry, any of them with any intelligence will grow out of it like they do Santa, the tooth fairy or any other fictional character.

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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Ah, so cute!
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    plurr4all Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:52 am
    ggolbez, why do you have to ruin something so true and pure with hasty bitterness and irresponsible disdain? Damn some of you people on here are immature emo`s. It`s the religious nuts that say we`ll burn for eternity...so smile, for the love of God.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Ggolbez, I think you`re being a bit harsh. These are only children, at that age I really don`t think believing in God does any harm. When I was young, I believed in God, I never went church, but I was taught about Bible stories and Jesus in primary school. I`m glad my mother (who doesn`t believe in God either) told me that my grandma went to heaven when she died, it made me feel much better than if she told me she was actually rotting in a hole. And I`m glad I was taught that there was someone loving looking over me, it always made me feel good. I don`t believe in God anymore, I just naturally figured out my own reasons why not, but it`s easy for children to believe.

    I know there are some people who take it very seriously, and really do "brainwash" children, using Hell as a way to get them to behave and such. But it`s mostly harmless, and these notes are quite sweet. My little neice is five, and she loves telling me the story of baby Jesus, it`s sweet.

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    akijade Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:05 am
    I liked the "Thank you for the little brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy." one.

    Very cute.

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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Awww. Those are funny and heartwarming!
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Aw, that was cute =3
    Though, I don`t think bribing God will work out too well XD
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:24 am
    ggolbez - You`re self righteous banter is lost here. Let it go, relax and just take it for what it is. If these were Dear Santa letters, it wouldn`t be such a big deal but since it apparently hits a button with you, it becomes a lightning rod for your ire. Just because one person doesn`t believe or think the way you do does not make them any less of a person. Remember that tolerance is for ALL not just those who think alike.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:31 am
    1) Davy, are you really that Naive? "Not another religious flamewar"?
    2) Ggolbez: Religion has been shown to have the absolute opposite effect on children to child abuse: Link to study.
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:32 am
    God: the subject that those who know so little have so much to say.
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Didn`t it say "no religious spam wars"? Please stop if you`re going to do it.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:45 am
    haha, ah, little Johnathan trying to alleviate god`s guilt over killing off the dinosaurs.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Also, some of these were awesome.

    "If you give me Aladdin`s lamp I`ll give you anything you want except my money or my chess set" is my favorite. :)

  26. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 10:51 am
    @ ggolbez: Apparently you were not raised in a household that practiced a religion. I was and I can tell you what I took from that.
    Morals. Plain and simple, it taught me to be a good person. I am not longer a practicing Catholic, but I remember what I learned as a child and try to be a good person.
    If more people learned morality at a young age, maybe...just maybe we would all be better people.

    Now before anyone decides to twist my words, I don`t think I am better then anyone. I just try to be who I am.

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    router52000 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Silly kids... there is no God. lol
  28. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Davy, are you really that Naive? "Not another religious flamewar"?

    I know. I was hopeful that the childish innocence of these notes (which brought a genuine smile to my face, at least) would over-ride the flame instinct. Unfortunately my optimism was unfounded. I should know this place better by now.

    *sigh*

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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Lol good one Denise
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    Paul1582 Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:49 am
    AWW

    SOME KIDS ARE REALLY MEAN.

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    amaru420 Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:50 am
    ugh i drating hate kids. i couldnt even make it thru half of those drating notes.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Some of those kids had very fancy hand-writing.
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    fancylady Female 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:51 am
    People do not have to be raised in a religious home to learn morality saying something like that is ridiculous Kaleotera .
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Who were you kidding? You know these people have nothing better to do other than find something wrong with anything and b*tch and moan about it. More than half the people here are heartless sons of b*tches. You have to be prepared for anything.
  35. Profile photo of Coolhandluke
    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    All you Atheists get outta my way `cause I am really ticked off.
  36. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    "You don`t have to worry about me. I always look both ways."

    That kid is amazing.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    if u watch in church i will show you my new shes :) classic
  38. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Very funny and cute!
  39. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    @Kaleotera

    Religion isn`t the only way to gain good morals. Just the most corrupt and damaging way.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Dear Joyce,

    I wanted a puppy too. :(

  41. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Hah, the dinosaurs... "You did the right thing."
  42. Profile photo of AuraFox
    AuraFox Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    ggolbez needs to get hit with Meteor a few times..
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    wonderful
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Aw, thats adorable xD

    Also, anyone attempting to flame this, you are pathetic, i hope you know that :D

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    Hiromi Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    heehee "I`ll show you my new shoes"
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    simim23 Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    I`m an Atheist and I found these adorable, albeit misguided. Especially the shoes one.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    I dunno......none of the kinds I know have a sense of humor.
  48. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Aww these are adorable
  49. Profile photo of LouScannon
    LouScannon Male 40-49
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    December 19, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Mostly written by children. And the odd American adult.
  50. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    I used to have this book! :D
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    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    lol mickey d
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    "Are you really invisible or is that just at rick?"

    DAMN YOU RICK!! Because of you we can`t see god!!

    and why does Denise hyphinate everything. At least I liked the outstanding grammer in m2rk`s letter.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    "And the odd American adult."

    Yes, they are very odd, aren`t they?

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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    December 19, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    i prayed for a puppy, too...
  55. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2009 at 1:43 am
    Good to see their questioning what`s supposedly not supposed to be questioned. That`s all.
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    chelseycake Female 13-17
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    December 20, 2009 at 6:54 am
    she asked for a puppy, get it right GOD!

    lol

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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    December 20, 2009 at 7:48 am
    These were very cute and adorarble. SHAME ON YOU prople on page one turning this into a debate

    Not all kids are btrainwashed...they`re innocents who have not yet grasped the- well the point is most kids are innocents

    Again, this is cute

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    December 20, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Notice how none of these had any backward letters or anything that "sterotypes" childrens writings.
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    Awesomepants Male 13-17
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    December 20, 2009 at 8:11 am
    lololol the kids name was mickey D.

    "Hey, guys! Lets all go over to Mickey D`s!"

    also, why are all the letters in the same marker?

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    weresphinx Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    awwww kids are angels, protect them...
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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    lol chelsey
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    alexus2394 Female 13-17
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    December 20, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    My mother used to have the book they got these out of.
    lol, "...i`ll show you my new shoes" ^-^ cute
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    mystery08 Male 18-29
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    December 20, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    BLAH BLAH god BLAH BLAH NO GOD BLAH BLAH science BLAH BLAH science cant prove everything BLAH BLAH

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