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Date: 12/23/09 12:00 PM

57 Responses to Convict Pleads His Case To Judge, Jury… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Link: Convict Pleads His Case To Judge, Jury... - With his brows.
  2. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    ffaaaaaaiiiillll
  3. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Those tats will surely help him get a job when/if he ever gets out.
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    at least its spelled right
  5. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    I wonder how badly it hurt to have those done..
  6. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    That`s not going to help.
  7. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Those tats will surely help him get a job when/if he ever gets out.

    I was thinking the exact same thing... why the face people???

  8. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    his nose has been broken before.... just saying
  9. Profile photo of bobclean
    bobclean Male 18-29
    80 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    It`s a proven scientific fact...
    Facial tattoos = jail time.
  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Should have addressed that scraggle under his chin while he was at it.
  11. Profile photo of newsocksrock
    newsocksrock Female 30-39
    19 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    i thought it said fluffy not fully
  12. Profile photo of Raymundosaur
    Raymundosaur Male 18-29
    77 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    That`s a gem...
  13. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    What does the left eyebrow say?
  14. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Saddest goatee in existence.
  15. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    @ Yoma4

    Wrongfully. Though, by second observation Kinda looks like wrongfluffy.

  16. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    I`m gonna be terrible here and say that if he`s been wrongfully convicted, as he claims, the jury would have already found him guilty.
    If it said wrongfully ACCUSED, however, the caption would make sense.
    Sorry
  17. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    What an ass
  18. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Shopped
  19. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    "
    What does the left eyebrow say?"

    Wrongfully

  20. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    at least its good line work lmao
  21. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Idiot.
  22. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    Let`s keep this loser in jail.
  23. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    tard.
  24. Profile photo of RomanticGoth
    RomanticGoth Male 13-17
    48 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    why you gotta be like that, humanity?
  25. Profile photo of crissluvr43
    crissluvr43 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    take him out of jail!!! i wanna talk to him
    }-)
  26. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Clearly this guy is innocent.
  27. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    Though his cell mate enjoys the breasts he had tattooed on his back even more....
  28. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Ah, yes... he`s young, dumb & full of c*m. :P
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    I`ll bet he has a tramp stamp that says, "Wrongfully Sodomized."
  30. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Oldollie for the WIN!
  31. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    I wonder what`s tattooed on his ass. Enter here?
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Loser!
  33. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    @FelanSlvr: If he`s so against being there, it probably says something like "I have AIDS"
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    I believe I`ve found something worse than chola eyebrows...

    AND THEY SAID IT COULDN`T BE DONE!

  35. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    That is one classy tattoo!
  36. Profile photo of bloop_326
    bloop_326 Female 13-17
    30 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    the eyebrow thing is stupid as hell, but he`s got nice colored eyes lol
  37. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    It`s the "purposeful alienation from society" model tattoo.
  38. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    GosuPaul,
    Do you really think there aren`t any people who would do this to themselves? You are sorely mistaken, my man. Sorely.
  39. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 23, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    Oh yes, totally believe this guy. Doesn`t look like he`d make any bad decisions in life.
  40. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:15 am
    Wrongfully born!!

    What a waste of oxygen that guy is.

  41. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:27 am
    This poor boy is now somebody`s wife in prison.
  42. Profile photo of AC1
    AC1 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:54 am
    I wish my eyebrows made words. ).=
  43. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 1:25 am
    yeah he looks innocent
  44. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 2:27 am
    the crazy thing is, that isn`t a tattoo! that`s just natural talent at growing hair.
  45. Profile photo of Druss
    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 4:15 am
    I`m betting it wasn`t for a crime that required intelligence.
  46. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 5:58 am
    He`s guilty...of being a douchebag.

    And a black guy`s bitch.

  47. Profile photo of ulfnir
    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 7:39 am
    He may have been wrongfully convicted, but he`s learned to love the feel of a serial murderers fist deep inside his colon.
  48. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:06 am
    What?! That is certain to get him off, I`m sure!
  49. Profile photo of beachbaby16
    beachbaby16 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 8:32 am
    SEXY!!!!!!!!
  50. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:19 am
    thats right, he didnt steal the cookies from the cookie jar. It was me. Muhahahaha
  51. Profile photo of SalokinX
    SalokinX Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 11:46 am
    wrongfully convicted yet righfully douche.
  52. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    "SEXY!!!!!!!!"

    in which universe is that statement correct?

  53. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Oh, going for the Shaggy defense, eh - `wasn`t me!`.

    Anywho, still quite stupid.

  54. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    December 24, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    at least they spelled it rite
  55. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 12:23 am
    He has pretty eyes though, if that counts for anything. :-|
  56. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 11:07 am
    @ Gleeballs

    It`s ironic you talk about spelling when you didn`t spell "right" right.

  57. Profile photo of thunderguy5
    thunderguy5 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    and jesseg wins my heart for all eternity!!!

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