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It continues to the right of the large text, like a column in a newspaper. It`s says "Poof, be gone" ... which isn`t really any better.
"Not exactly something you say when you`re trying to `still be cool.` "
You`re so smart for catching that LOLZ.
Not exactly something you say when you`re trying to `still be cool.`
As for me, I don`t have enough time in the day to do it. Besides that, I kinda like control of my faculties. Anyone else wanna do it, go for it, my friends but if I refuse when you offer, look on the bright side...more for you.
...you`re not gettin my sour cream and onion chips though.
Yeah, doesn`t apply to marijuana.
That`s what she said.
yeah, very cool.
I am convinced that this is some kind of advertisement FOR marijuana consumption now.
This list would have been a lot shorter if it was "How to say Yes to smoking weed while still looking cool"
"want to smoke some weed?""Yes!"cool accomplished.
Not only that, but I don`t see how "No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team" is in any way cool.
"Did you just ask me if I wanted sausage?"
I guess no one ever thought that just a plain "No" is way cooler than trying to come off as funny.Also... "55. No, I`ll violate my parole." They`re insinuating that being on parole is cool?! Terrible example!
they really did not think about their target audience
Ya...cuz that can`t go wrong.
it pisses me off. some people dont smoke weed. we dont want it in our faces all the time. cig smokers respect that, why cant weed smokers? stoners need to stop pushing it on people.
im in BC, canada. ive smoked my fair share its practically legal here. im a grown up now. leave me alone:O
So unbelievably true! One of the biggest misconceptions that anti-drug propaganda creates is that weed smokers are somehow being malicious when they offer you a hit. You know, a hit of the weed they paid for. With their money. That they had to earn. They are offering it out of good will and generosity, not because they are purposefully trying to corrupt you!
I was scanning it really quickly, and "I`d rather eat my mother`s mystery casserole" turned into "I`d rather eat my mother`s a$$hole"
I`m not reading all of them. But yea, this time the caption makes sense, if you use these in front of drug dealers you`ll get your ass handed to you.
Most of the statements were too preachy to be "cool", and won`t affect the people who made the offer anyway.
There is such a thing as being polite, and almost everybody deserves it. Think about it--those people offering weed think they are being nice--it`s easy to be nice back to them and still maintain your morals.
works every time
It`s so nice that they want to protect the gay kids too.
lol 55 shoud have been "My parents did and look at me" XD
Weed just ruins relationships.
I used to hang out with a bunch of stoners and they`d say "your turn" and I`d just say "pass", they`d keep doing this until they were all pretty buzzed or stoned (depending the night), but w/e we were still hanging out. plus they liked having someone sober around so I could drive them to get tacos or beer or denny`s.
why did I hang out with them if I didn`t want to smoke? simple, they were my friends when not stoned and they didn`t change much when stoned, just laughed more. I knew it was an immature phase and they`d grow out of it, like they did.
What are they into then? Ecstasy? Even that`s a little 90`s.
"Above the influence"
and who can for get...pee wee says Crack is wack!
I`m going to stop reading this poster now... for some reason I just want to keep finding random faults with it. :S
AHHHHHHHHH!!!! we`ve agreed on something and the world will now implode in a skunky weed haze. Really why the hell do so many countries make this illegal obviously it not healthy but alcohol isn`t either politicians are so out of touch.
Haha, that one is a little... personal."
Also it doesn`t work if your Dad was Bill Hicks.
Haha, that one is a little... personal.
You might have a hash headache. In which case say yes to weed next time! :D
"Got any change?" "No, you might be an undercover cop."
"the creator had to be smoking when they though it was a good idea to have #42 split up and to go from 22 to 43 then 41 to 63"
Brilliant, isn`t it? XD
Even better is the combination of both #41 and #42.
"Would you like some weed?"
"I don`t think so. Poof!"
In fact, most are quite rude to someone who was just being polite and asking if you wanted some weed. The only cool answer should be "no, thanks"
it was no worth it
Coolest line ever.
Exactly my thoughts.
i thought this was "cool" ways to say no...