77 Ways To Say NO To Weed & Still Be Cool [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Sadly, this poster doesn"t give you a way to call for help when you"re getting beaten for using one of these dumb lines.
There are 263 comments:
Male 29
Did you say no?? Good- more for me.
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Female 14
@ lukenhiumur.

It continues to the right of the large text, like a column in a newspaper. It`s says "Poof, be gone" ... which isn`t really any better.

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Male 80
42. Poof!

wtf?

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Female 713
I wanna be cool...
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Male 3
"No thanks, I might get kicked off the Math team."

"Not exactly something you say when you`re trying to `still be cool.` "

You`re so smart for catching that LOLZ.

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Female 85
how bout just "no thanks." i can`t think i of a pot head going into a rage because you said no. they`d be like, "no thanks what? huh? i`m sooooo high right now."
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Male 17
No thanks. I only snort coke. Smoking anything is bad for you!
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Female 11
If someone says no when i offer them a joint, no big deal. If they try one of these then i just see them as being a jerk O_o.
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Male 1,312
"No I only smoke sausage." Uhh.............what?
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Female 34
"No thanks, I might get kicked off the Math team."

Not exactly something you say when you`re trying to `still be cool.`

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Male 712
On the subject of Marijuana, it`s like beer but it keeps food IN you. I don`t see anything wrong with anyone doing it recreationally or even medicinally.

As for me, I don`t have enough time in the day to do it. Besides that, I kinda like control of my faculties. Anyone else wanna do it, go for it, my friends but if I refuse when you offer, look on the bright side...more for you.

...you`re not gettin my sour cream and onion chips though.

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Female 965
I liked "Got a pen? Write this down... No." :)
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Female 10
awh; those are cute.
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Female 52
They all made me laugh.I find nothing wrong with Marijuana,works just fine for me.
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Male 63
orrrrr.... smoke weed and get over it? yea i think ill go with that
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Female 61
Teehee #27 and #29 ^_^
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Male 260
#76...
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Female 614
i noticed the poof lol
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Female 126
i like #43
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Female 500
did anyone else notice the "poof!"?
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Female 531
you can`t be cool if you don`t smoke weed!
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Female 129
I loled.
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Male 791
74: I have a headache.... umm, then smoke up to cure it??
http://www.cannabismd.net/migraine-heada...
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Female 355
I like number 14.
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Female 84
lol people are so drating retarded. In this case they`re "retired"
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Male 1,093
this seems like a gay poster from spencers or fye
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Male 96
"shoulda done the grass billy... shoulda done the grass." lol billy is now a meth addict.
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Male 606
"Haven`t you seen the fried egg in the commercial?"

Yeah, doesn`t apply to marijuana.

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Female 30
Even if you are a little kid or one of those people from one of those psycho-religious communes venturing out into the real world for the first time; both for which I would assume are the exclusive reason for this poster to exist, Why would you have to be armed with some kind of "witty" comeback? There`s not that many people who want to share their weed w/ someone THAT BADLY, trust me haha..Surely telling the person "No thanks, I don`t smoke weed" will suffice. If not, then you should be telling the person off for being a d*ck anyway! And that`s a whole different poster!
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Female 138
no it`ll violate my parole? so its okay to be a criminal and get parole... but not to do grass. i dont get it
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Male 137
I don`t smoke weed, I smoke clowns like you on the bball court!
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Female 138
Bob-wanna smoke?
Billy-uh no! id like rather eat my mothers mystery casseral!
Bob-dont be a pansy, tke a drag
Billy- no you might be an undercover cop, then i might get kicked off the ath team, so no and thats my final answer!
Bob- your f ucking douche
Billy- i`ll say it slow for you noooooo
Then billy gets gang raped. shoulda done the grass billy... shoulda done the grass
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Male 815
just say yes already, dammit!
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Male 1,598
lol... these are awesome
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Female 2
Weed is junk food??? Well kids you might want to replace them potato chips with some herbs.
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Male 1,059
77 ways to say no and get your ass kicked? :-P Anyways, yeahhh, number 76 is like the nerdiest one on here. >.>
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Female 163
"No! And that`s my final answer!"

That`s what she said.

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Male 98
a vast majority of those are pretty faggish and not cool.
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Male 1,196
"76. no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team"
oh yeah, i forgot all the cool kids are on the math team.
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Female 276
30- no i dont have any money for potato chips" ROFL, thats like the best on here by a mile!! the rest are just plain retarded, lol, i hope this was supposed to be sarcastic.....
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Male 177
42 Poof!
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Male 350
One question. Why would I wanna look cool while saying no to weed? (Not to mention I WOULDN`T look cool after uttering one of these. Oh maan.) I just say no, what`s the matter with that?
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Male 1,550
"23. Nope. Smell ya later!"

*Points* Haha!

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Male 17
"I only smoke sausage"

yeah, very cool.

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Male 138
"62. Gee thanks, but I`m high on life."

I am convinced that this is some kind of advertisement FOR marijuana consumption now.

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Female 1,401
poof! be gone!
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Male 535
Only one that was funny was "No, if i want to look stupid I`ll become a mime."

This list would have been a lot shorter if it was "How to say Yes to smoking weed while still looking cool"

"want to smoke some weed?"
"Yes!"
cool accomplished.

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Male 569
.....42? haha
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Male 2,344
42 has always worked for me.

"Poof!"

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Male 335
How about just "No thanks." When did that become unacceptable among stoners?
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Female 160
No thanks, I only smoke sausage? My parents did and look at them now? No thanks, it might violate my parole?

Not only that, but I don`t see how "No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team" is in any way cool.

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Male 12
55 win and 69 isnt bad as well <-----Thats what she said!
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Male 740
most of these would just make you look like an unfunny douche
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Male 450
55 win and 69 isnt bad as well
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Male 10
77 ways to say no to pot and be even gayer then before you said what you said being said about what you said
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Male 366
lol at #76! Yep, that`ll make you sound really cool indeed
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Male 432
27 could be taken in the wrong way very easily.
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Male 467
I once forgot my pin-code for my Visa card after smoking.. That kinda sucked. Even had one of those "pink-code reminder"-cards, totally forgot it.
Maybe it`s because I almost never smoke weed.. Now there`s an idea for a new years resolution.
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Male 566
"No, I`m too busy taking this picture of Michael Phelps"
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Male 472
This should be called- 77 ways to say no to pot and still be lame.
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Female 315
My personal fav: "Be gone."
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Male 964
Who says "cool" and uses rainbow effects anymore? this isn`t the 90`s!
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Female 4,376
Nope. still want pot.
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Female 126
Hell, I feel cooler just from reading this.
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Male 1,226
That reminds me, brb...coffeeshop is right around the corner.
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Male 4
lol every married man here has heard number 74 many many times!
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Male 24
I totally misread the casserole one. Thought it said, "I`d rather eat my mother`s @sshole." Now that`s a good way to turn something down.
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Female 327
What`s wrong with just, "No thanks"? No pot smoker will give a crap if you do it or not and they won`t think you`re "uncool" if you don`t.
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Female 74
"No, grass is for growing" - LMAO. There`s a guaranteed way to get yourself tied down and clam-baked!
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Female 8,055
Fine- say no, I wasn`t going to offer anyway- its expensive and I don`t like you that much.
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Male 155
lol number 42: poof!
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Male 1,043
Lol:D Great
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Female 1,412
could only be bothered to read a few down, still cool though
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Male 679
"No, I only smoke sausage" @[email protected]
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Male 4,867
and theres only 1 way to say yes....and its better than all those
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Female 256
#47 as read following the horizontal lines:

"Did you just ask me if I wanted sausage?"

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Female 77
"For a second I thought #23 said "Nope. Smell ya mother`s mystery casserole later"

lol

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Male 7
PMSL at 27, hopefully i`m not the only one that saw that as a lil` homo... unless i am, then i feel a little fruity myself..
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Male 2,332
Hey, your loss people :p
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Male 118
The only one that is plausible and doesn`t make you sound like a complete douche is #55.
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Male 1,067
This is so uncool that I actually threw up.
I hate when stupid little organisations try to "get down with the kids".
Total fail.
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Male 100
For a second I thought #23 said "Nope. Smell ya mother`s mystery casserole later"
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Male 26
wow i said no politely before, the "stoners" unleashed their pet liger (that happened to be adorned in many colors of bow-tie) upon me at which point the liger contemplated eating my throat but offered me a final option to hit a bong so i did...now look what happened, just look!!!!! the moral of the story is dont hang out with people that keep fancily dressed ligers as pets.
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Male 56
"#76 No, I might get kicked off the math team."
The MATH TEAM? The math team isn`t cool!
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Male 36
Imagine saying 56 and 57 to a bunch of thugs, lol
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Female 4,028
I think this was posted on some walls at my middle school.

I guess no one ever thought that just a plain "No" is way cooler than trying to come off as funny.
Also... "55. No, I`ll violate my parole." They`re insinuating that being on parole is cool?! Terrible example!

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Female 13
hahaha jbwhite is so right!!!!!
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Male 1,265
Alcohol is worse.
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Male 3,755
Haha, that`s pretty good, Borg.
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Female 3,562
Apparently the only reason people smoke weed is because they are incapable of coming up with a witty way to say no.
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Female 381
"Hey Alex, want some weed?" "I`d rather eat my mother`s mystery casserole." ((43)) Since when has this been cool?
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Male 1,292
Reading this high, and i gotta say, this is some great reverse psychology. :D
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Female 1,652
POOF!
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Male 1,220
"no, thanks. i might get kicked off the math team!"
#76

they really did not think about their target audience

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Male 41
Why do people make people who smoke out to be horrible people? The majority of people who have attended college have smoked weed at some point or another and if they liked it they probably did it again, and guess what those people that go to college are the ones that keep the world going most of the time
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Male 1,089
a kid offered me to buy and smoke and sell weed all in one day. he said "i smoke weed eveyday" to which i responded and you look like it. everybody just laughed at him. hes got dreads.
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Female 158
"No, weeds are for whacking" (#50) Bwahahaha!
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Male 928
I enjoyed reading this while high.
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Male 25
27 ``No,I only smoke sausage``

Ya...cuz that can`t go wrong.

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Male 3,310
People get beat up for turning down weed? Wow. That is a crazy hazy drug world the stoners live in.
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Female 3,828
i dont smoke anymore. i still find it hard to say no to people when they offer it to me. half the time were in a car and they hotbox and i get kinda high anyway.(canadian weed is crazy like that) and if i take just a little toke theyre like " come on, you can do better than that!!!"

it pisses me off. some people dont smoke weed. we dont want it in our faces all the time. cig smokers respect that, why cant weed smokers? stoners need to stop pushing it on people.

im in BC, canada. ive smoked my fair share its practically legal here. im a grown up now. leave me alone:O

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Female 80
offering is just a stoners way of finding fellow stoners. say no and thats that... hey if your not a smoker id rather take your hit than have you take it and waste some good smoke
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Female 1,120
Some one offers pot you just say *poof.
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Female 1,120
What`s wrong with just no thank you?
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Male 1,002
"Stoner etiquette dictates that it is polite to offer."

So unbelievably true! One of the biggest misconceptions that anti-drug propaganda creates is that weed smokers are somehow being malicious when they offer you a hit. You know, a hit of the weed they paid for. With their money. That they had to earn. They are offering it out of good will and generosity, not because they are purposefully trying to corrupt you!

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Female 68
lol No, I might be kicked off the math team. yeah your still going to be cool after that.
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Female 377
LOL.
:( You know someones mom somewhere probably bought this for them and put it up in their room.
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Male 47
@mykunter LMFAO! I agree 100% I`d like to see that ad too! xD
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Female 163
Poof! Be gone. ><
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Male 82
4
27
45
62
66

;)

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Male 471
I didn`t read all of those, but seriously, any ones besides "No thanks" or "I`ll pass" or something nonchalant like that will get you laughed at. You don`t need a "clever phrase" to say no, just say no. Using one of those just makes you look like a tool who copied from some D.A.R.E. ad.
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Male 3
there is no way to turn down pot and be cool.
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Male 512
Fact: There is no way to turn down pot and be cool. Smoking pot is cool, if you don`t like that fact: TOO BAD!. If you want to be cool, smoke pot. If you don`t want to smoke pot, find something else to be. There are lots of other things to be besides cool. :p
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Female 15
"No I only smoke sausage" xD Lmao
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Male 2,436
Stoner etiquette dictates that it is polite to offer. If they don`t want to offer, then they smoke in a discrete location.
If you want to turn down somebody`s offer, at least be polite in return, and not an A-hole. I like 62.
I`d rather see 77 ways to convince people to share.
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Male 1,378
I`m baked right now, this is so lame.
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Female 15,763
78. No, I can barely afford food on my broke-ass college student budget.
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Female 62
lol

I was scanning it really quickly, and "I`d rather eat my mother`s mystery casserole" turned into "I`d rather eat my mother`s a$$hole"

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Male 394
32 is the best
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Female 5,222
nah you guys 42 is the best..
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Male 41
I wish my Master had seen this.
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Male 91
i think about 3 of these are socialy acceptable
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Male 137
the best thing you can do is grab your cell phone and dail 911 and tell them that someone wants to offer the cops some weed
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Female 328
I`d rather eat my mother`s mystery casserole, too. It`s full of love. And quaaludes.
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Male 833
what a bunch of dickass things to say to someone for just asking you a question. its polite to offer someone a hit, not something you have to be a dick about.
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Male 5,194
Those are great! Saying "No" doesn`t make you "uncool" anymore than saying "Yes" makes you cool, there`s dickheads aplenty on both sides of this.
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Male 10,440
hahaha 27...

I`m not reading all of them. But yea, this time the caption makes sense, if you use these in front of drug dealers you`ll get your ass handed to you.

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Male 347
A few were cool ways of saying "No", but how about simply smiling and saying, "No, thank you" while moving along?

Most of the statements were too preachy to be "cool", and won`t affect the people who made the offer anyway.

There is such a thing as being polite, and almost everybody deserves it. Think about it--those people offering weed think they are being nice--it`s easy to be nice back to them and still maintain your morals.

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Female 91
I really want this poster.
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Male 107
27 is the best
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Male 2,788
"Also, the title is kind of misleading. It gives the impression that simply saying no automatically makes you uncool. That means that saying yes will make you cool. "

Yep.

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Male 516
27) No, I only smoke sausage.

works every time

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Male 1,002
"27. No, I only smoke sausage."

It`s so nice that they want to protect the gay kids too.

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Female 1,264
"54: My parents did and look at them now"

lol 55 shoud have been "My parents did and look at me" XD

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Male 45
"69: No, if I want to look stupid I`ll become a mime."

...Priceless.

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Male 425
Some of these are excellent.
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Female 1,441
Ugh I hate stoners. My dad`s friend`s son and I used to get along really well until he started smoking weed. Now whenever he`s high he starts act generally bastardish and rude to me, or sends me pointless text messages. He doesn`t want to go to any social gathering because all he wants to do is get high with his stoner friends.

Weed just ruins relationships.

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Male 2,703
if you don`t wanna smoke, just say no, its not hard...

I used to hang out with a bunch of stoners and they`d say "your turn" and I`d just say "pass", they`d keep doing this until they were all pretty buzzed or stoned (depending the night), but w/e we were still hanging out. plus they liked having someone sober around so I could drive them to get tacos or beer or denny`s.

why did I hang out with them if I didn`t want to smoke? simple, they were my friends when not stoned and they didn`t change much when stoned, just laughed more. I knew it was an immature phase and they`d grow out of it, like they did.

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Male 3,755
Also, the title is kind of misleading. It gives the impression that simply saying no automatically makes you uncool. That means that saying yes will make you cool.
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Female 65
The only reason I don`t do pot is cuz I`m already so unmotivated and broke as it is... lawl
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Female 20
"No, I only smoke sausage."

lolz.

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Male 24
Half of these results would, like RyanF701 said, make a druggy rape you.
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Male 761
"No, i might get kicked off the Math team" ???
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Male 3,755
I like 11: Weed`s a bit too twentieth-century.

What are they into then? Ecstasy? Even that`s a little 90`s.

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Male 9,305
Or "how to sound like a self-absorbed ass"...
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Female 678
The Ad Couscel`s anti drug ads make me chuckle.

"Above the influence"

and who can for get...pee wee says Crack is wack!

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Female 134
ohhhh my gosh! i totally have this sheet inone of my old school binders from like 4th grade when we got introduced to dare. lol who would have known this would be on here...
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Male 1,370
"No, It`ll violate my parole"

...wtf?

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Male 10
yea if u said that to anyone offering u weed it doesnt lake u look "cool" and anyway when would u ever deny weed
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Male 2,486
I like how just simple "No." isn`t included in any of this. This list should be renamed "Getting stabbed made easy"
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Male 207
Hmmm...so whoever created this is calling mime`s stupid...that`s pretty f`d up...just because you don`t have the talent to do it doesn`t mean it makes someone that can do it stupid.
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Male 2,486
Uh.. Did anyone else catch "No, I only smoke sausage"?
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Male 1,370
These should be changed to 77 ways to say no to weed and get your ass beat.
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Female 673
76. No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team.

COOL!

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Male 1,815
The correct answers are:
Sorry, I`m more into meth and this will really eff with my perception of reality
I said no, I`ll stab you if you ask again
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Male 160
this poster is why kids do drugs
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Male 2,548
42. Poof!
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Male 338
someone who really needs advice on how to tell their "friends" no... wouldn`t be offered weed...
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Female 332
Did you just ask me if I wanted sausage??????
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Male 174
They had this poster in my school, for realz.
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Female 408
the I don`t have money for potato chips sound acceptable. I didn`t even read all of them I just can`t look at that font too long
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Female 850
`No. My parents did and look where they are now.`
They have you. Congrats... You`re a drug baby.
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Female 1,380
this makes me want some ganja :(
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Female 15
haha some of those are actually pretty cool and funny xD
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Male 2,245
Male 388
#15. "I`ll pass."
;D
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Female 1,006
This makes me wish I had some weed... ;_;
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Female 285
LOL, weed isn`t cool. Let`s just stick to pot.
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Male 51
Did anyone notice #27: "No, I only smoke sausage" ? I thought this was ways to say no and still be cool, not ways to casually come out of the closet at completely inappropriate times....
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Female 138
"No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team"

Bahahahahaha!!!

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Female 2,672
this is gay lol
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Male 377
31 is harsh! How can you not love E.T!

I`m going to stop reading this poster now... for some reason I just want to keep finding random faults with it. :S

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Male 814
why just 77?
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Male 683
Or.... No thanks im a douche who lets posters tell me what to think and say because i have no brain or will of my own
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Male 493
Honestly, some of these made me groan at how awful they are. And you are totally cool if you reference Family Feud.
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Male 377
@McGovern1981 - wut? we`ve agreed on something, yes... and?
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Female 121
Lolololol "I`d rather smoke a sausage." If you said that to a stoner they`d run home and try to light the end of a link. I don`t think that`d work.
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Male 14,331
@waffle247

AHHHHHHHHH!!!! we`ve agreed on something and the world will now implode in a skunky weed haze. Really why the hell do so many countries make this illegal obviously it not healthy but alcohol isn`t either politicians are so out of touch.

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Male 548
i would slap someone if they ever pulled one of these
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Female 249
no thanks, I`m already on acid
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Male 131
How about one that does not start with no or end with it?
Like; I`m already on some... funky stuff.
Worked for me.
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Female 1,566
haha I totally just saw "I might get kicked off the math team".
& 67 is legit, that`s happened to me before. ):
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Male 2,591
or... OR... you can just smoke if u want to. nobody is forcing you to smoke bud, because if you say no we`re just like whatever more for us! the anti-weed people are the people trying to enforce and impose their will on everyone.
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Male 377
"54. "My parents did and look at them now"

Haha, that one is a little... personal."

Also it doesn`t work if your Dad was Bill Hicks.

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Male 976
54. "My parents did and look at them now"

Haha, that one is a little... personal.

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Female 226
Oddly enough, I actually know someone who`s allergic to weed, but she`s allergic to almost everything.
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Male 2,893
How about, "I`m not eleven years old and I finished Middle School."
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Male 49
memoryburner: exactly what i was thinking. Probations a bitch!
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Male 377
"I dont think "I have a headache" will ever be a valid excuse not to smoke weed...\"

You might have a hash headache. In which case say yes to weed next time! :D

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Male 2,592
I can think of a lot more cool ways to say yes
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Female 256
"I just say, "No, thanks, I only do heroin.""

Spectacular XD

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Male 132
I dont think "I have a headache" will ever be a valid excuse not to smoke weed...
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Male 2,528
"I ONLY SMOKE SAUSAGE"

WHAT??????????????

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Male 377
Number 65 is kind of dumb. If your imagination is so good how come you needed this poster in the first place? :S
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Male 107
I just say, "No, thanks, I only do heroin."
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Male 332
#27 "no I only smoke saugage" haha what?
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Male 427
If you follow #47 all they way across like you should it`s easily the best excuse: "Did you just ask me if i wanted sausage?"
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Male 427
I`m going to start using #71 more often whenever anyone askes me for something.

"Got any change?" "No, you might be an undercover cop."

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Male 377
78: No, I only smoke skunk not that poor mans bush weed you got.
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Female 256
You totally know this is a poster on the wall of some over-friendly, caffeine-addicted, entirely unterrifying principal.

"the creator had to be smoking when they though it was a good idea to have #42 split up and to go from 22 to 43 then 41 to 63"

Brilliant, isn`t it? XD

Even better is the combination of both #41 and #42.

"Would you like some weed?"

"I don`t think so. Poof!"

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Male 3,014
You might as well just say, "No, but I sure could go for some assraping in a back alley right about now."
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Female 170
`if i want to look stupid, i`ll become a mime`

WIN :)

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Female 362
What the hell does "Poof!" mean?
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Male 720
If by cool you mean really gay...
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Male 2,159
Oh c`mon, #76 is EASILY the coolest...
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Female 136
#36 `I don`t want your life` is a good line in general.
"you wanna go fishing?"
`I don`t want your life`
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Male 12
i only smoke sassuage... that one is the winner of them alll
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Male 612
the creator had to be smoking when they though it was a good idea to have #42 split up and to go from 22 to 43 then 41 to 63
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Male 3,842
Not a single one of these is cool in any way, shape, or form.

In fact, most are quite rude to someone who was just being polite and asking if you wanted some weed. The only cool answer should be "no, thanks"

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Female 32
Since when does "No, thanks!" not work?
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Male 377
LMAO - anyone who smokes weed to be cool is missing the drating point! :D
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Male 7,831
my councelor had this in her office in junior high school. it was just as lame then.
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Male 1,931
420. Hellz yea! Pass that joint!
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Female 728
This looks like it might have worked in the 80`s, but most of these would sound way too lame now.
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Male 263
no and get a life. yea thatll win you cool points!
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Female 148
#42 Poof! Be gone. (the `be gone` is at the top.
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Male 730
No thanks, I`m into reality what the drat?
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Female 88
i sort of like the one that says, no, weeds are for whacking. all the rest are pretty lame and you deserved for saying anything other than just a plain "no thanks"
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Male 8,300
"No, but if you have any chocolate..."??? Oh yeah, that`s cool.
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Male 656
"Be gone.."....
Really?
Say hello to the dumpster kid. lol
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Male 207
76 will make them stop pressuring you to smoke and start beating the poo out of you instead.
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Male 438
Don`t smoke to be cool! Smoke to free your mind!
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Female 372
Just saying no works just as well.
And would anyone even use these? I didn`t read all of them, but most of these are pretty... corny?
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Female 236
just flip them off
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Female 1,571
LMAO "no, i only smoke sausage"
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Male 1,403
76 is easily the coolest way to say no
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Female 497
74 is more reason to smoke!
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Male 11
I`m not quite sure if they`d understand if you responded enthusiastically with #42`s "POOF!"... sounds like a response to "hey, wanna smoke a fourth bowl?"
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Male 2,148
#42=wtf?
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Female 1,890
i actually read that

it was no worth it

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Male 7,378
No from you means more for me.
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Male 1,598
27 works. And maybe 54.
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Female 1,566
I smoke and I have never pushed the issue on anyone who has said no, and when I don`t feel like smoking no one ever asks more than once. No stoner will share more weed than they have to.
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Male 2,958
You go ahead and just say no, I won`t argue.
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Male 33
My usual "no": no, I had to quit; stuff was making me paranoid. Has the added benefit of being true!
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Female 779
Man all you have to say is no thanks, more for you. XD
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Male 1,406
"Be gone."

Coolest line ever.

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Male 14,331
Watch out if you get on THE POT you`ll go braindead and murder everyone around you!!! lol why exactly did they make the text in the middle psychedelic tie dye.
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Male 4,290
[quote]27: No, I only smoke sausage.[/quote]

Cool!

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Male 670
yet theres only one way to say `yes`, puff it
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Male 1,929
Just say no?
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Female 169
"77 ways to say no to weed and look like a complete jackass instead of someone who just doesn`t want weed."

Exactly my thoughts.

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Male 292
I think my favorite is "No, The weather isn`t right."
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Male 1,853
74....Not tonight, I have a headache.
1) that makes me think he`ll do it another night. fail.
2)I`ll go out on a limb and say that most men here have heard this one time or another in a different situation...
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Male 975
and btw---"no i only smoke sausage" LOLOLOLOL
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Female 63
How `bout "Yer a turkey!" lol anyone get that joke? anyone? anyone? No? Ok.
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Male 357
#74 is also a great line for the ladies
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Male 975
this is classic--my new background...these answers are all so incredibly lame haha..i think a "nah i`m good" will suffice
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Female 846
"no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team"


i thought this was "cool" ways to say no...

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Female 1,190
lol the girls i live next to just asked for aluminum foil and invited me to go smoke with them.
too bad i didnt have this then, i would have sounded even cooler when i said no :P
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Male 480
wow, is this poster from the `90s?!? I think I rememer seeing it when I was in elementary school
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Male 272
want weed to forget lameness
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2,841
lol 42. POOF!
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Male 337
If you said "no, I only smoke sausage" you`ll look pretty gay....or sexy.
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Male 2,034
In before the debate starts! YEAH!
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Male 1,297
wow...oh the fail
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Male 14,331
Hmmm a dot well guess I have to say yes now and it`s all your fault IAB.
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Male 2,033
77 ways to say no to weed and look like a complete jackass instead of someone who just doesn`t want weed.
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Male 725
Sadly, this poster does not exist.
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Male 215
Sorry about the double-post, but I had somewhat of a glitch thing. Temporary in nature.
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Female 165
I lawled.
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Male 20,911
Link: 77 Ways To Say NO To Weed & Still Be Cool [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sadly, this poster doesn`t give you a way to call for help when you`re getting beaten for using one of these dumb lines.
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