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263 Responses to 77 Ways To Say NO To Weed & Still Be Cool [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Link: 77 Ways To Say NO To Weed & Still Be Cool - Sadly, this poster doesn`t give you a way to call for help when you`re getting beaten for using one of these dumb lines.
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    Blutdurstig Female 18-29
    165 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    I lawled.
  3. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Sorry about the double-post, but I had somewhat of a glitch thing. Temporary in nature.
  4. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Sadly, this poster does not exist.
  5. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    77 ways to say no to weed and look like a complete jackass instead of someone who just doesn`t want weed.
  6. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Hmmm a dot well guess I have to say yes now and it`s all your fault IAB.
  7. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    wow...oh the fail
  8. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    In before the debate starts! YEAH!
  9. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    If you said "no, I only smoke sausage" you`ll look pretty gay....or sexy.
  10. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2345 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    lol 42. POOF!
  11. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    want weed to forget lameness
  12. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    wow, is this poster from the `90s?!? I think I rememer seeing it when I was in elementary school
  13. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    lol the girls i live next to just asked for aluminum foil and invited me to go smoke with them.
    too bad i didnt have this then, i would have sounded even cooler when i said no :P
  14. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    "no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team"


    i thought this was "cool" ways to say no...

  15. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    this is classic--my new background...these answers are all so incredibly lame haha..i think a "nah i`m good" will suffice
  16. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    #74 is also a great line for the ladies
  17. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    How `bout "Yer a turkey!" lol anyone get that joke? anyone? anyone? No? Ok.
  18. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    and btw---"no i only smoke sausage" LOLOLOLOL
  19. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    74....Not tonight, I have a headache.
    1) that makes me think he`ll do it another night. fail.
    2)I`ll go out on a limb and say that most men here have heard this one time or another in a different situation...
  20. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    I think my favorite is "No, The weather isn`t right."
  21. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    "77 ways to say no to weed and look like a complete jackass instead of someone who just doesn`t want weed."

    Exactly my thoughts.

  22. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Just say no?
  23. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    yet theres only one way to say `yes`, puff it
  24. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    27: No, I only smoke sausage.

    Cool!

  25. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Watch out if you get on THE POT you`ll go braindead and murder everyone around you!!! lol why exactly did they make the text in the middle psychedelic tie dye.
  26. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    "Be gone."

    Coolest line ever.

  27. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Man all you have to say is no thanks, more for you. XD
  28. Profile photo of PRoPAiN
    PRoPAiN Male 30-39
    33 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    My usual "no": no, I had to quit; stuff was making me paranoid. Has the added benefit of being true!
  29. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    You go ahead and just say no, I won`t argue.
  30. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    I smoke and I have never pushed the issue on anyone who has said no, and when I don`t feel like smoking no one ever asks more than once. No stoner will share more weed than they have to.
  31. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    27 works. And maybe 54.
  32. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    No from you means more for me.
  33. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    i actually read that

    it was no worth it

  34. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    #42=wtf?
  35. Profile photo of blaaubok
    blaaubok Male 18-29
    11 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    I`m not quite sure if they`d understand if you responded enthusiastically with #42`s "POOF!"... sounds like a response to "hey, wanna smoke a fourth bowl?"
  36. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    74 is more reason to smoke!
  37. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    76 is easily the coolest way to say no
  38. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    LMAO "no, i only smoke sausage"
  39. Profile photo of Asakura
    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    just flip them off
  40. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Just saying no works just as well.
    And would anyone even use these? I didn`t read all of them, but most of these are pretty... corny?
  41. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Don`t smoke to be cool! Smoke to free your mind!
  42. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    "Be gone.."....
    Really?
    Say hello to the dumpster kid. lol
  43. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    76 will make them stop pressuring you to smoke and start beating the poo out of you instead.
  44. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    "No, but if you have any chocolate..."??? Oh yeah, that`s cool.
  45. Profile photo of hatti369
    hatti369 Female 18-29
    88 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    i sort of like the one that says, no, weeds are for whacking. all the rest are pretty lame and you deserved for saying anything other than just a plain "no thanks"
  46. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    No thanks, I`m into reality what the drat?
  47. Profile photo of RoniC
    RoniC Female 40-49
    148 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    #42 Poof! Be gone. (the `be gone` is at the top.
  48. Profile photo of monktoast
    monktoast Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    no and get a life. yea thatll win you cool points!
  49. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    This looks like it might have worked in the 80`s, but most of these would sound way too lame now.
  50. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    420. Hellz yea! Pass that joint!
  51. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    my councelor had this in her office in junior high school. it was just as lame then.
  52. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    LMAO - anyone who smokes weed to be cool is missing the drating point! :D
  53. Profile photo of MissAbby
    MissAbby Female 30-39
    32 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Since when does "No, thanks!" not work?
  54. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Not a single one of these is cool in any way, shape, or form.

    In fact, most are quite rude to someone who was just being polite and asking if you wanted some weed. The only cool answer should be "no, thanks"

  55. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    the creator had to be smoking when they though it was a good idea to have #42 split up and to go from 22 to 43 then 41 to 63
  56. Profile photo of glodude75
    glodude75 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    i only smoke sassuage... that one is the winner of them alll
  57. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    #36 `I don`t want your life` is a good line in general.
    "you wanna go fishing?"
    `I don`t want your life`
  58. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Oh c`mon, #76 is EASILY the coolest...
  59. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    If by cool you mean really gay...
  60. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    363 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    What the hell does "Poof!" mean?
  61. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    `if i want to look stupid, i`ll become a mime`

    WIN :)

  62. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    You might as well just say, "No, but I sure could go for some assraping in a back alley right about now."
  63. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    You totally know this is a poster on the wall of some over-friendly, caffeine-addicted, entirely unterrifying principal.

    "the creator had to be smoking when they though it was a good idea to have #42 split up and to go from 22 to 43 then 41 to 63"

    Brilliant, isn`t it? XD

    Even better is the combination of both #41 and #42.

    "Would you like some weed?"

    "I don`t think so. Poof!"

  64. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    78: No, I only smoke skunk not that poor mans bush weed you got.
  65. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    I`m going to start using #71 more often whenever anyone askes me for something.

    "Got any change?" "No, you might be an undercover cop."

  66. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    If you follow #47 all they way across like you should it`s easily the best excuse: "Did you just ask me if i wanted sausage?"
  67. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    333 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    #27 "no I only smoke saugage" haha what?
  68. Profile photo of indofosho
    indofosho Male 13-17
    107 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    I just say, "No, thanks, I only do heroin."
  69. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Number 65 is kind of dumb. If your imagination is so good how come you needed this poster in the first place? :S
  70. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    "I ONLY SMOKE SAUSAGE"

    WHAT??????????????

  71. Profile photo of memoryburner
    memoryburner Male 13-17
    132 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    I dont think "I have a headache" will ever be a valid excuse not to smoke weed...
  72. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    "I just say, "No, thanks, I only do heroin.""

    Spectacular XD

  73. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I can think of a lot more cool ways to say yes
  74. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    "I dont think "I have a headache" will ever be a valid excuse not to smoke weed...\"

    You might have a hash headache. In which case say yes to weed next time! :D

  75. Profile photo of GregH7
    GregH7 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    memoryburner: exactly what i was thinking. Probations a bitch!
  76. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    How about, "I`m not eleven years old and I finished Middle School."
  77. Profile photo of BeatleAddict
    BeatleAddict Female 13-17
    226 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Oddly enough, I actually know someone who`s allergic to weed, but she`s allergic to almost everything.
  78. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    54. "My parents did and look at them now"

    Haha, that one is a little... personal.

  79. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    "54. "My parents did and look at them now"

    Haha, that one is a little... personal."

    Also it doesn`t work if your Dad was Bill Hicks.

  80. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    or... OR... you can just smoke if u want to. nobody is forcing you to smoke bud, because if you say no we`re just like whatever more for us! the anti-weed people are the people trying to enforce and impose their will on everyone.
  81. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    haha I totally just saw "I might get kicked off the math team".
    & 67 is legit, that`s happened to me before. ):
  82. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    How about one that does not start with no or end with it?
    Like; I`m already on some... funky stuff.
    Worked for me.
  83. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    no thanks, I`m already on acid
  84. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    i would slap someone if they ever pulled one of these
  85. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    @waffle247

    AHHHHHHHHH!!!! we`ve agreed on something and the world will now implode in a skunky weed haze. Really why the hell do so many countries make this illegal obviously it not healthy but alcohol isn`t either politicians are so out of touch.

  86. Profile photo of GothPirate
    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Lolololol "I`d rather smoke a sausage." If you said that to a stoner they`d run home and try to light the end of a link. I don`t think that`d work.
  87. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    @McGovern1981 - wut? we`ve agreed on something, yes... and?
  88. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Honestly, some of these made me groan at how awful they are. And you are totally cool if you reference Family Feud.
  89. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Or.... No thanks im a douche who lets posters tell me what to think and say because i have no brain or will of my own
  90. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    why just 77?
  91. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    31 is harsh! How can you not love E.T!

    I`m going to stop reading this poster now... for some reason I just want to keep finding random faults with it. :S

  92. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    this is gay lol
  93. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    "No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team"

    Bahahahahaha!!!

  94. Profile photo of rubin0nrye
    rubin0nrye Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Did anyone notice #27: "No, I only smoke sausage" ? I thought this was ways to say no and still be cool, not ways to casually come out of the closet at completely inappropriate times....
  95. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    LOL, weed isn`t cool. Let`s just stick to pot.
  96. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    This makes me wish I had some weed... ;_;
  97. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    #15. "I`ll pass."
    ;D
  98. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQAJ4qll...
  99. Profile photo of CobwebVamp
    CobwebVamp Female 18-29
    15 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    haha some of those are actually pretty cool and funny xD
  100. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    this makes me want some ganja :(
  101. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    `No. My parents did and look where they are now.`
    They have you. Congrats... You`re a drug baby.
  102. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    the I don`t have money for potato chips sound acceptable. I didn`t even read all of them I just can`t look at that font too long
  103. Profile photo of spultra13
    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    They had this poster in my school, for realz.
  104. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Did you just ask me if I wanted sausage??????
  105. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    someone who really needs advice on how to tell their "friends" no... wouldn`t be offered weed...
  106. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    42. Poof!
  107. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    this poster is why kids do drugs
  108. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    The correct answers are:
    Sorry, I`m more into meth and this will really eff with my perception of reality
    I said no, I`ll stab you if you ask again
  109. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    76. No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team.

    COOL!

  110. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    These should be changed to 77 ways to say no to weed and get your ass beat.
  111. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Uh.. Did anyone else catch "No, I only smoke sausage"?
  112. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Hmmm...so whoever created this is calling mime`s stupid...that`s pretty f`d up...just because you don`t have the talent to do it doesn`t mean it makes someone that can do it stupid.
  113. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    I like how just simple "No." isn`t included in any of this. This list should be renamed "Getting stabbed made easy"
  114. Profile photo of 010580
    010580 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    yea if u said that to anyone offering u weed it doesnt lake u look "cool" and anyway when would u ever deny weed
  115. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    "No, It`ll violate my parole"

    ...wtf?

  116. Profile photo of mypreciousss
    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    ohhhh my gosh! i totally have this sheet inone of my old school binders from like 4th grade when we got introduced to dare. lol who would have known this would be on here...
  117. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    The Ad Couscel`s anti drug ads make me chuckle.

    "Above the influence"

    and who can for get...pee wee says Crack is wack!

  118. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    Or "how to sound like a self-absorbed ass"...
  119. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    I like 11: Weed`s a bit too twentieth-century.

    What are they into then? Ecstasy? Even that`s a little 90`s.

  120. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "No, i might get kicked off the Math team" ???
  121. Profile photo of David7204
    David7204 Male 70 & Over
    24 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Half of these results would, like RyanF701 said, make a druggy rape you.
  122. Profile photo of lizardcool20
    lizardcool20 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    "No, I only smoke sausage."

    lolz.

  123. Profile photo of Sqam
    Sqam Female 18-29
    65 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    The only reason I don`t do pot is cuz I`m already so unmotivated and broke as it is... lawl
  124. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Also, the title is kind of misleading. It gives the impression that simply saying no automatically makes you uncool. That means that saying yes will make you cool.
  125. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    if you don`t wanna smoke, just say no, its not hard...

    I used to hang out with a bunch of stoners and they`d say "your turn" and I`d just say "pass", they`d keep doing this until they were all pretty buzzed or stoned (depending the night), but w/e we were still hanging out. plus they liked having someone sober around so I could drive them to get tacos or beer or denny`s.

    why did I hang out with them if I didn`t want to smoke? simple, they were my friends when not stoned and they didn`t change much when stoned, just laughed more. I knew it was an immature phase and they`d grow out of it, like they did.

  126. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Ugh I hate stoners. My dad`s friend`s son and I used to get along really well until he started smoking weed. Now whenever he`s high he starts act generally bastardish and rude to me, or sends me pointless text messages. He doesn`t want to go to any social gathering because all he wants to do is get high with his stoner friends.

    Weed just ruins relationships.

  127. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Some of these are excellent.
  128. Profile photo of Doorfink
    Doorfink Male 18-29
    45 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    "69: No, if I want to look stupid I`ll become a mime."

    ...Priceless.

  129. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    "54: My parents did and look at them now"

    lol 55 shoud have been "My parents did and look at me" XD

  130. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    "27. No, I only smoke sausage."

    It`s so nice that they want to protect the gay kids too.

  131. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    27) No, I only smoke sausage.

    works every time

  132. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    "Also, the title is kind of misleading. It gives the impression that simply saying no automatically makes you uncool. That means that saying yes will make you cool. "

    Yep.

  133. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    27 is the best
  134. Profile photo of HayleeHavok
    HayleeHavok Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    I really want this poster.
  135. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    A few were cool ways of saying "No", but how about simply smiling and saying, "No, thank you" while moving along?

    Most of the statements were too preachy to be "cool", and won`t affect the people who made the offer anyway.

    There is such a thing as being polite, and almost everybody deserves it. Think about it--those people offering weed think they are being nice--it`s easy to be nice back to them and still maintain your morals.

  136. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    hahaha 27...

    I`m not reading all of them. But yea, this time the caption makes sense, if you use these in front of drug dealers you`ll get your ass handed to you.

  137. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    Those are great! Saying "No" doesn`t make you "uncool" anymore than saying "Yes" makes you cool, there`s dickheads aplenty on both sides of this.
  138. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    what a bunch of dickass things to say to someone for just asking you a question. its polite to offer someone a hit, not something you have to be a dick about.
  139. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    I`d rather eat my mother`s mystery casserole, too. It`s full of love. And quaaludes.
  140. Profile photo of genghiskhan
    genghiskhan Male 30-39
    138 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    the best thing you can do is grab your cell phone and dail 911 and tell them that someone wants to offer the cops some weed
  141. Profile photo of Olk
    Olk Male 18-29
    91 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    i think about 3 of these are socialy acceptable
  142. Profile photo of tiger50
    tiger50 Male 40-49
    41 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    I wish my Master had seen this.
  143. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    nah you guys 42 is the best..
  144. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    32 is the best
  145. Profile photo of DarkMonkey
    DarkMonkey Female 18-29
    62 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    lol

    I was scanning it really quickly, and "I`d rather eat my mother`s mystery casserole" turned into "I`d rather eat my mother`s a$$hole"

  146. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    78. No, I can barely afford food on my broke-ass college student budget.
  147. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    I`m baked right now, this is so lame.
  148. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    Stoner etiquette dictates that it is polite to offer. If they don`t want to offer, then they smoke in a discrete location.
    If you want to turn down somebody`s offer, at least be polite in return, and not an A-hole. I like 62.
    I`d rather see 77 ways to convince people to share.
  149. Profile photo of MadxCow
    MadxCow Female 18-29
    15 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    "No I only smoke sausage" xD Lmao
  150. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Fact: There is no way to turn down pot and be cool. Smoking pot is cool, if you don`t like that fact: TOO BAD!. If you want to be cool, smoke pot. If you don`t want to smoke pot, find something else to be. There are lots of other things to be besides cool. :p
  151. Profile photo of sonicdude303
    sonicdude303 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    there is no way to turn down pot and be cool.
  152. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    I didn`t read all of those, but seriously, any ones besides "No thanks" or "I`ll pass" or something nonchalant like that will get you laughed at. You don`t need a "clever phrase" to say no, just say no. Using one of those just makes you look like a tool who copied from some D.A.R.E. ad.
  153. Profile photo of cowboyfrank
    cowboyfrank Male 18-29
    82 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    4
    27
    45
    62
    66

    ;)

  154. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Poof! Be gone. ><
  155. Profile photo of smokymcganja
    smokymcganja Male 18-29
    47 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    @mykunter LMFAO! I agree 100% I`d like to see that ad too! xD
  156. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    reminds me of this http://5secondfilms.com/watch/ways_to_say_no_and_still_be_cool
  157. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    LOL.
    :( You know someones mom somewhere probably bought this for them and put it up in their room.
  158. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    lol No, I might be kicked off the math team. yeah your still going to be cool after that.
  159. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    "Stoner etiquette dictates that it is polite to offer."

    So unbelievably true! One of the biggest misconceptions that anti-drug propaganda creates is that weed smokers are somehow being malicious when they offer you a hit. You know, a hit of the weed they paid for. With their money. That they had to earn. They are offering it out of good will and generosity, not because they are purposefully trying to corrupt you!

  160. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    What`s wrong with just no thank you?
  161. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    Some one offers pot you just say *poof.
  162. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    offering is just a stoners way of finding fellow stoners. say no and thats that... hey if your not a smoker id rather take your hit than have you take it and waste some good smoke
  163. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    i dont smoke anymore. i still find it hard to say no to people when they offer it to me. half the time were in a car and they hotbox and i get kinda high anyway.(canadian weed is crazy like that) and if i take just a little toke theyre like " come on, you can do better than that!!!"

    it pisses me off. some people dont smoke weed. we dont want it in our faces all the time. cig smokers respect that, why cant weed smokers? stoners need to stop pushing it on people.

    im in BC, canada. ive smoked my fair share its practically legal here. im a grown up now. leave me alone:O

  164. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    People get beat up for turning down weed? Wow. That is a crazy hazy drug world the stoners live in.
  165. Profile photo of Noliant
    Noliant Male 13-17
    25 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    27 ``No,I only smoke sausage``

    Ya...cuz that can`t go wrong.

  166. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    I enjoyed reading this while high.
  167. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    "No, weeds are for whacking" (#50) Bwahahaha!
  168. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    a kid offered me to buy and smoke and sell weed all in one day. he said "i smoke weed eveyday" to which i responded and you look like it. everybody just laughed at him. hes got dreads.
  169. Profile photo of schmaples
    schmaples Male 18-29
    41 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    Why do people make people who smoke out to be horrible people? The majority of people who have attended college have smoked weed at some point or another and if they liked it they probably did it again, and guess what those people that go to college are the ones that keep the world going most of the time
  170. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    "no, thanks. i might get kicked off the math team!"
    #76

    they really did not think about their target audience

  171. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    POOF!
  172. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    Reading this high, and i gotta say, this is some great reverse psychology. :D
  173. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    "Hey Alex, want some weed?" "I`d rather eat my mother`s mystery casserole." ((43)) Since when has this been cool?
  174. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    Apparently the only reason people smoke weed is because they are incapable of coming up with a witty way to say no.
  175. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Haha, that`s pretty good, Borg.
  176. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    Alcohol is worse.
  177. Profile photo of larhya
    larhya Female 18-29
    13 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:02 am
    hahaha jbwhite is so right!!!!!
  178. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:08 am
    I think this was posted on some walls at my middle school.

    I guess no one ever thought that just a plain "No" is way cooler than trying to come off as funny.
    Also... "55. No, I`ll violate my parole." They`re insinuating that being on parole is cool?! Terrible example!

  179. Profile photo of Sirhieu
    Sirhieu Male 13-17
    36 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:39 am
    Imagine saying 56 and 57 to a bunch of thugs, lol
  180. Profile photo of n00buler89
    n00buler89 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:42 am
    "#76 No, I might get kicked off the math team."
    The MATH TEAM? The math team isn`t cool!
  181. Profile photo of snargh
    snargh Male 18-29
    26 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:44 am
    wow i said no politely before, the "stoners" unleashed their pet liger (that happened to be adorned in many colors of bow-tie) upon me at which point the liger contemplated eating my throat but offered me a final option to hit a bong so i did...now look what happened, just look!!!!! the moral of the story is dont hang out with people that keep fancily dressed ligers as pets.
  182. Profile photo of gshockx21
    gshockx21 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:58 am
    For a second I thought #23 said "Nope. Smell ya mother`s mystery casserole later"
  183. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 1:33 am
    This is so uncool that I actually threw up.
    I hate when stupid little organisations try to "get down with the kids".
    Total fail.
  184. Profile photo of Zeckal
    Zeckal Male 18-29
    118 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 3:06 am
    The only one that is plausible and doesn`t make you sound like a complete douche is #55.
  185. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 3:32 am
    Hey, your loss people :p
  186. Profile photo of Schmitty1
    Schmitty1 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 3:33 am
    PMSL at 27, hopefully i`m not the only one that saw that as a lil` homo... unless i am, then i feel a little fruity myself..
  187. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
    77 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 3:34 am
    "For a second I thought #23 said "Nope. Smell ya mother`s mystery casserole later"

    lol

  188. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 4:15 am
    #47 as read following the horizontal lines:

    "Did you just ask me if I wanted sausage?"

  189. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 5:00 am
    and theres only 1 way to say yes....and its better than all those
  190. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 5:27 am
    "No, I only smoke sausage" @_@
  191. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 6:39 am
    could only be bothered to read a few down, still cool though
  192. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:04 am
    Lol:D Great
  193. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:14 am
    lol number 42: poof!
  194. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Fine- say no, I wasn`t going to offer anyway- its expensive and I don`t like you that much.
  195. Profile photo of agrover
    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:25 am
    "No, grass is for growing" - LMAO. There`s a guaranteed way to get yourself tied down and clam-baked!
  196. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:31 am
    What`s wrong with just, "No thanks"? No pot smoker will give a crap if you do it or not and they won`t think you`re "uncool" if you don`t.
  197. Profile photo of nimrodfunk
    nimrodfunk Male 18-29
    24 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:32 am
    I totally misread the casserole one. Thought it said, "I`d rather eat my mother`s @sshole." Now that`s a good way to turn something down.
  198. Profile photo of MyDearBrutus
    MyDearBrutus Male 18-29
    4 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:39 am
    lol every married man here has heard number 74 many many times!
  199. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:40 am
    That reminds me, brb...coffeeshop is right around the corner.
  200. Profile photo of Kaempffe
    Kaempffe Female 18-29
    126 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Hell, I feel cooler just from reading this.
  201. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:46 am
    Nope. still want pot.
  202. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:52 am
    Who says "cool" and uses rainbow effects anymore? this isn`t the 90`s!
  203. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:31 am
    My personal fav: "Be gone."
  204. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:39 am
    This should be called- 77 ways to say no to pot and still be lame.
  205. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:02 am
    "No, I`m too busy taking this picture of Michael Phelps"
  206. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:15 am
    I once forgot my pin-code for my Visa card after smoking.. That kinda sucked. Even had one of those "pink-code reminder"-cards, totally forgot it.
    Maybe it`s because I almost never smoke weed.. Now there`s an idea for a new years resolution.
  207. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:26 am
    27 could be taken in the wrong way very easily.
  208. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:26 am
    lol at #76! Yep, that`ll make you sound really cool indeed
  209. Profile photo of BluffMaster
    BluffMaster Male 18-29
    10 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:28 am
    77 ways to say no to pot and be even gayer then before you said what you said being said about what you said
  210. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:31 am
    55 win and 69 isnt bad as well
  211. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:03 am
    most of these would just make you look like an unfunny douche
  212. Profile photo of TheBrain72
    TheBrain72 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:04 am
    55 win and 69 isnt bad as well <-----Thats what she said!
  213. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:15 am
    No thanks, I only smoke sausage? My parents did and look at them now? No thanks, it might violate my parole?

    Not only that, but I don`t see how "No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team" is in any way cool.

  214. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:04 am
    How about just "No thanks." When did that become unacceptable among stoners?
  215. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:48 am
    42 has always worked for me.

    "Poof!"

  216. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 11:50 am
    .....42? haha
  217. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Only one that was funny was "No, if i want to look stupid I`ll become a mime."

    This list would have been a lot shorter if it was "How to say Yes to smoking weed while still looking cool"

    "want to smoke some weed?"
    "Yes!"
    cool accomplished.

  218. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    poof! be gone!
  219. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    "62. Gee thanks, but I`m high on life."

    I am convinced that this is some kind of advertisement FOR marijuana consumption now.

  220. Profile photo of muppet_mower
    muppet_mower Male 18-29
    17 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    "I only smoke sausage"

    yeah, very cool.

  221. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    "23. Nope. Smell ya later!"

    *Points* Haha!

  222. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    One question. Why would I wanna look cool while saying no to weed? (Not to mention I WOULDN`T look cool after uttering one of these. Oh maan.) I just say no, what`s the matter with that?
  223. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    42 Poof!
  224. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    30- no i dont have any money for potato chips" ROFL, thats like the best on here by a mile!! the rest are just plain retarded, lol, i hope this was supposed to be sarcastic.....
  225. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    "76. no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team"
    oh yeah, i forgot all the cool kids are on the math team.
  226. Profile photo of Hergs
    Hergs Male 18-29
    98 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    a vast majority of those are pretty faggish and not cool.
  227. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    "No! And that`s my final answer!"

    That`s what she said.

  228. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    77 ways to say no and get your ass kicked? :-P Anyways, yeahhh, number 76 is like the nerdiest one on here. >.>
  229. Profile photo of PhoenixEff
    PhoenixEff Female 13-17
    2 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Weed is junk food??? Well kids you might want to replace them potato chips with some herbs.
  230. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    lol... these are awesome
  231. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    just say yes already, dammit!
  232. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Bob-wanna smoke?
    Billy-uh no! id like rather eat my mothers mystery casseral!
    Bob-dont be a pansy, tke a drag
    Billy- no you might be an undercover cop, then i might get kicked off the ath team, so no and thats my final answer!
    Bob- your f ucking douche
    Billy- i`ll say it slow for you noooooo
    Then billy gets gang raped. shoulda done the grass billy... shoulda done the grass
  233. Profile photo of ryno1727
    ryno1727 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I don`t smoke weed, I smoke clowns like you on the bball court!
  234. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    no it`ll violate my parole? so its okay to be a criminal and get parole... but not to do grass. i dont get it
  235. Profile photo of Nancy13
    Nancy13 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Even if you are a little kid or one of those people from one of those psycho-religious communes venturing out into the real world for the first time; both for which I would assume are the exclusive reason for this poster to exist, Why would you have to be armed with some kind of "witty" comeback? There`s not that many people who want to share their weed w/ someone THAT BADLY, trust me haha..Surely telling the person "No thanks, I don`t smoke weed" will suffice. If not, then you should be telling the person off for being a d*ck anyway! And that`s a whole different poster!
  236. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    "Haven`t you seen the fried egg in the commercial?"

    Yeah, doesn`t apply to marijuana.

  237. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 12:16 am
    "shoulda done the grass billy... shoulda done the grass." lol billy is now a meth addict.
  238. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 4:12 am
    this seems like a gay poster from spencers or fye
  239. Profile photo of lpycb42
    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 6:31 am
    lol people are so drating retarded. In this case they`re "retired"
  240. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 8:31 am
    I like number 14.
  241. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:21 am
    74: I have a headache.... umm, then smoke up to cure it??
    http://www.cannabismd.net/migraine-heada...
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    GinnyRenee Female 18-29
    129 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 11:49 am
    I loled.
  243. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    you can`t be cool if you don`t smoke weed!
  244. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    did anyone else notice the "poof!"?
  245. Profile photo of turtledude11
    turtledude11 Female 13-17
    126 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    i like #43
  246. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    616 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    i noticed the poof lol
  247. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    #76...
  248. Profile photo of palevampire
    palevampire Female 13-17
    61 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Teehee #27 and #29 ^_^
  249. Profile photo of QuinnNukem
    QuinnNukem Male 18-29
    63 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 12:10 am
    orrrrr.... smoke weed and get over it? yea i think ill go with that
  250. Profile photo of StephD87
    StephD87 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 12:52 am
    They all made me laugh.I find nothing wrong with Marijuana,works just fine for me.
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    nellybelly Female 13-17
    10 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 8:03 am
    awh; those are cute.
  252. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 9:40 am
    I liked "Got a pen? Write this down... No." :)
  253. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    On the subject of Marijuana, it`s like beer but it keeps food IN you. I don`t see anything wrong with anyone doing it recreationally or even medicinally.

    As for me, I don`t have enough time in the day to do it. Besides that, I kinda like control of my faculties. Anyone else wanna do it, go for it, my friends but if I refuse when you offer, look on the bright side...more for you.

    ...you`re not gettin my sour cream and onion chips though.

  254. Profile photo of Jeessssii
    Jeessssii Female 13-17
    34 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    "No thanks, I might get kicked off the Math team."

    Not exactly something you say when you`re trying to `still be cool.`

  255. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 7, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    "No I only smoke sausage." Uhh.............what?
  256. Profile photo of d31337
    d31337 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    December 8, 2009 at 11:06 am
    If someone says no when i offer them a joint, no big deal. If they try one of these then i just see them as being a jerk O_o.
  257. Profile photo of WyattErb
    WyattErb Male 18-29
    17 posts
    December 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    No thanks. I only snort coke. Smoking anything is bad for you!
  258. Profile photo of Penelopi
    Penelopi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    December 9, 2009 at 11:13 am
    how bout just "no thanks." i can`t think i of a pot head going into a rage because you said no. they`d be like, "no thanks what? huh? i`m sooooo high right now."
  259. Profile photo of CouldBeJesus
    CouldBeJesus Male 18-29
    3 posts
    December 9, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    "No thanks, I might get kicked off the Math team."

    "Not exactly something you say when you`re trying to `still be cool.` "

    You`re so smart for catching that LOLZ.

  260. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I wanna be cool...
  261. Profile photo of lukenhiumur
    lukenhiumur Male 13-17
    80 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    42. Poof!

    wtf?

  262. Profile photo of trez_a
    trez_a Female 18-29
    14 posts
    December 18, 2009 at 2:38 am
    @ lukenhiumur.

    It continues to the right of the large text, like a column in a newspaper. It`s says "Poof, be gone" ... which isn`t really any better.

  263. Profile photo of otto3663
    otto3663 Male 40-49
    29 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    Did you say no?? Good- more for me.

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