6 Things Every Girl`s Afraid To Do In Front of Man

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OK, ladies--admit it, how many of these things do you do in front of guys? Guys, is this list accurate or not?
There are 91 comments:
Female 158
Yeah umm see, not every chick is like that. Way to not have anyone jump on the bandwagon with you.
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Female 1,593
I refuse to poop anywhere except for in the privacy of my own bathroom. And I refuse to poop in front of anyone. That`s just something you don`t do. :|
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Female 519
True KittenCereal.

The only one I could possibly agree with is the pooping one... but thats just my rule with ANYONE male or female..

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Male 674
I`ve seen lots of chicks crack a bat.
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Female 275
thank yu for pointing that out KittenCereal
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Female 956
I love how the `woman` who was writing this feels the need to use words like `we` and `our` to represent women everywhere ... you`re speaking for yourself, sweetheart.
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Male 354
100% false.
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Female 471
If "my man" doesn`t like the fact I do any of that, he can drat off.
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Female 97
Why would I poo in front of someone else?
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Male 1,063
I should just look at the rating before I waste my time on this crap.
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Female 1,604
lol well when I was younger I was, as you get older most people realize that most of that stuff is just part of nature. not saying just go around and fart at will lol
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Male 363
yeah cause i poop in front of everyone else.
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Male 271
This is the most pandering sexist crap I`ve ever read. The idea that people think these horribly repressive mindsets are "normal" in any way is beyond me. Everyone farts. Everyone poos. Why does it matter if the person you supposedly love knows that you are doing these things? What morons.
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Male 2,506
I too am afraid to poop infront of people.
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Male 500
cobblers.
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Female 986
Why would the man be in front of you while you are pooping anyway? And I like messy foods! If he doesn`t want to see me attack a messy burger, he can turn the other way. Haha. Yum yum burger. Plus, I`d hope he`d like watching Dexter, Bones, House, Lie to Me, etc. Haha. They are good shows.
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Male 199
Women aren`t afraid to do these things, they just can`t! Physiologically impossible!
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Female 291
Everybody does these things, so it`s funny that at first we actually are weary of doing them in front of our guy.
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Female 346
also there`s a spammer below me
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Female 346
This is why I do not get along with many women. They are pansies that are out of touch with certain realities. Like: MEN DON`T CARE IF YOU DO THINGS LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THEM!

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Male 4,746
I`ve been married for 12 years. Trust me. Women do those things.
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Male 195
wat?
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Female 228
i do all of them.
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Male 695
Well, I`m a dude and I don`t like to poop in front of anyone. Am I a woman now?
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Male 93
WOMEN...
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Female 10
haha. i fear none of those!
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Male 553
peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2889 Posts Friday, December 18, 2009 11:52:41 PM
I can`t explain my reasoning. Logic tells me that women, of course, poop and fart. But it`s almost like I can`t accept it, like it`s not reality for some reason. But anytime a girl`s been open about that stuff and ripped one in front of me or stated that they have to or are pooping, it makes me cringe, but it doesn`t faze me that much. It`s really weird. Obviously I`m not the only person in the world who thinks this way, I`ve always wondered why that is.

I don`t know what it is but I am the same. I just believe they poop or fart O.o It took 3 years of being with my ex for her to admit that she does poop or fart and then she openly went to poop right after she told me. I just honestly don`t get why it is hard to believe lol.

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Male 3,819
I can`t explain my reasoning. Logic tells me that women, of course, poop and fart. But it`s almost like I can`t accept it, like it`s not reality for some reason. But anytime a girl`s been open about that stuff and ripped one in front of me or stated that they have to or are pooping, it makes me cringe, but it doesn`t faze me that much. It`s really weird. Obviously I`m not the only person in the world who thinks this way, I`ve always wondered why that is.
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Male 516
"i dont poop, i never poop, or sweat, or fart. i am the epitamy of perfection. DUH!"

Obviously not, since you spelled `epitome` wrong.

;)

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Male 112
not that funny..
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Male 54
jk
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Male 54
Nothing turns me on more than the sight of a women pooping.
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Male 15
don`t be silly ollie, you`d never get a girl
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Female 519
Admittedly, I`ve done the Facebook stalk. It was actually super recently and it was mostly to see what sort of people this guy I`ve been getting to know hangs out with. He`s younger than me so I know absolutely knew nothing about him other than a few things we`ve talked about....so yeah :/ That`s really the only thing I would never do in front of a guy...and poop...that`s just...yeah weird.
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Male 177
Well, I think that taking a poo should be a personal moment (private-time), for everyone. I don`t wanna be around anyone taking a dump, nor do I want anyone around while I`m pinching a loaf.
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Male 15,832
This is all true, or it better be. If a girl did ANY of those things in front of me, I`d throw her right the f**k out. ;-()
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Male 975
no hahah i was kidding with that but it does give off a certain image--sushi is actually my favorite food to eat in a restaurant, anything else i`ll make it myself..girls do tend to get excited when i tell them we`re getting sushi tho
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Female 960
1. Eat Messy foods: Nah, I`m cool with doing that.
2. Have gas: I mean, if I`m just getting to know a guy or on a date then no, I wouldn`t do it. If we`ve been dating a long time, sure.
3. Facebook stalk: I don`t do that anyway, I have a life.
4. Work-out: Really? I dunno about you, but I don`t go to the gym to pick up dudes. I go to work off that pizza I had.
5. Watch Chick-shows: Uhh, I`m not going to pretend to like (or not like) something to gain approval. If you have a problem with what I watch, you can go use the other tv.
6. I wouldn`t even poop in front of my parents. I don`t really think anyone would be into that.
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Male 988
"So you`re broke and classless is what you`re saying, premierwondr?"
I have a strong feeling someone, somewhere, finds that extremely attractive.
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Male 9,306
"and sushi isn`t even close to messy and a perfect choice for a date because it makes me look like i have class and money"

So you`re broke and classless is what you`re saying, premierwondr?

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Female 471
Truth. Mostly.
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Female 236
I gotta say when I was living with my BF I got really self conscious about My fav TV shows, cause he always used to be critical of things i liked (even if he liked them too...)
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Male 1,815
What kind of screwed up woman poops?
Goddamn mutant
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Female 385
im like lonley. i never do anything gross, I`M a lady
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Female 377
Women don`t sweat, we glisten.
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Female 1,386
For anyone not feeling like going to the website for a simple list, its as follows:

1. Eat messy foods
2. Have Gas
3. Facebook Stalk
4. Working Out
5. Watch Our TV Shows
6. Poop

Yawn-o-rama list.

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Male 172
Poop and eat messy foods is completely stupid..
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Female 138
i dont poop, i never poop, or sweat, or fart. i am the epitamy of perfection. DUH!
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Male 1,265
drating hate mongering non-nice individuals
bit ironic there
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Female 3
I would do all that EXCEPT poop in front of them. omg.
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Female 3,598
F*cking hate mongering sexist a$$holes do nothing but bring us down... quit trying to pretend like women are barbie dolls and we`ll all get along a little better ok?
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Male 109
the only one a girl hasnt done in front of me is poop
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Female 179
some women have the ability to poop. lmao
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Female 125
I would do most of that. The only one I would object to really is having gas.
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Male 25,416
Some girls would do some of that!
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Female 1,441
This is so stupid. No guy would be comfortable doing most of these things infront of a girl either.

Eraina
"...Since when is sushi a messy food? Clearly someone doesn`t know how to properly eat sushi."

Some specialty sushi rolls tend to be a lot bigger than regular kind, thus fitting it into your mouth without dropping can be a challenge.

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Male 975
were those food suggestons serious...would u like to have a breath mint for dinner or something so you don`t make a mess of yourself? and sushi isn`t even close to messy and a perfect choice for a date because it makes me look like i have class and money
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Female 4,376
@Upaut

Silent Hill=win.

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Female 4,376
Actually i`ve done every single one of things in front of my man except facebook stalk exe`s because i don`t have any exes worth stalking. Of course i`ve been with my guy for about 3 years. There area few things I might wait to do until i`m more comfortable around a guy if i`ve just met him.
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Male 7,585
appleblue, you are correct
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Female 119
Guys, am i correct in thinking at least most of these are things girl obsess over when guys don`t actually care?
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Female 5
...Since when is sushi a messy food? Clearly someone doesn`t know how to properly eat sushi.
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Male 2,703
replace 3, 4, and 5 with something. most women have no problem "working out" because their idea of working out is cardio, they also don`t care you see them watching TV, in fact most girls I know will force you to watch TV (especially something stupid like dancing with the stars). finally, if you`re dating a girl who regularly gets on facebook, even when you`re around, there is something wrong...

now I have noticed women typically are afraid to show their breasts (minus the slutty ones on GGW), they`ll let you play or leave their bra on, but they`re embarrassed to walk around without a top on. also, women are typically embarrassed to drive in front of their SO (ie driving them around), they feel over criticized.

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Male 9,306
I have girl friends who do everything on that list save the stalking and the gym.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Pft. Girls don`t poop. What are they talking about?[/quote]

True dat. Women also don`t fart or burp. That`s why they bitch, so they don`t explode.

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Female 186
Pft. Girls don`t poop. What are they talking about? :-"
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Male 281
Every man fantasizes on about at least three holes (five for some)
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Male 2,229
what an over sized pile i BS
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Male 1,190
Real men know women have arseholes because they are shoving their man meat up inside that a$$!!!
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Male 13,624
Upaut - I freak out with silent hill!!
you aint got no chance with that!! :-D
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Female 9,400
Am I the only one whose link is taking forever to load?
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Male 13,624
I guess this is for the younger IAB`ers, yes all women do this, and more, they are only human ya know!
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Female 1,190
oops, sorry, made a mistake, girls dont sweat, we glisten :)
not...
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Female 1,190
pssh, if its good food, i eat it :)
sometimes the gym isnt a bad place to run into someone, so long as you arent totally drenched in sweat lol
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Male 64
This list honestly wasn`t needed. As a few have said before, it`s all a matter of intimacy. After having gone through 9 girlfriends myself, I`ve only had ONE of those things never happen, but that was simply because no one really gives a rat`s about FaceBook.

Now, honestly, I know for a fact that there are girls out there who watch WAY more sports than I do, especially considering my tele rarely is on a sports channel.

Oh, and I`m counting DanceDanceRevolution and/or WiiFit in with working out. Now, if I could just find a gal who could sit through the Silent Hill game series without freaking out.

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Female 723
Yeah, I really don`t agree that every woman is this self-concious, but I am.
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Female 318
Why are women so rediculous? If a man is turned off because a woman is a human, than he`s the one with the problem.
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Female 778
i have never passed gas or went #2 around my fiance the entire time we`ve been together. eating, working out, tv, facebook, etc, none of that bother me.
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Male 51
I`ve had girlfriends who could do any of those in front of me and not care... Which I didn`t, really.
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Male 7,585
from my expirience, its really only number 6 that girls wont do. the rest seems to happen all the time.
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Female 90
Depends if people are too self-conscious though, `tis all a matter of how peoples relationships are n stuff. Some of us girls, really couldn`t give a stuff, if men can do it, so why can`t we!
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Female 149
Stupid. I`m not worried about doing any of those things in front of a guy. Self conscious much, ladies?
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Female 525
Well, I don`t facebook. Or I don`t watch stupid t.v. shows. However, passing gas is very embarassing, but in the few times it`s happened around my man he`s made it hilarious and almost `o.k.`. Maybe it`s because he farts when he sleeps and he knows I know that :P

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Female 6
I do almost all these things in front of my boyfriend (except for poo.. I`ve drunkenly had a wee in the same room as him, but I think pooing is a bit more intimacy than anyone needs..) but then I got sick of boys being able to eat like pigs and fart around me, while expecting me not to, a long time ago. Now the score is just settled.
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Male 76
These are all lies. I am offended.
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Female 15,763
Check, check, check, I don`t work out, check, check, check...
o_o

Sh*t, man.

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Male 3,619
...intresting...
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Male 2,551
Girls? What are these things you speak of?

But in a more serious note...
I`d say it has /some/ truth behind it, some of them I`m less sure than others though.

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Female 38
i think watching tv is the only one i do
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Female 106
this was obviously written by a man
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Male 6
Link: 6 Things Every Girl`s Afraid To Do In Front of Man [Rate Link] - OK, ladies--admit it, how many of these things do you do in front of guys? Guys, is this list accurate or not?
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