5 Signs That Tell You Facebook Is Not For You

Submitted by: chump12345 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/how-tell-if-your-facebook-days-are-over

Let"s be honest, Facebook was fun for the first year, but if you suffer from any of these signs, it"s time to cancel.
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Male 2,579
Facebook makes people think they are someone they aren`t. Case in point when you talk to someone in person you are forced to show your ugly side and when you are on the internet you can be all "OOOH I`M A SOOOO BADDASSS!"
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Male 1
so good
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Male 5
yeah the comments were more interesting than the rest. The actaul thing was pretty funny
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Female 3,828
lol the first one was the best.
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Male 225
the comments on there made my day!!!
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Male 263
i think the comments were pretty entertaining at least.
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Female 5,222
#3 is th ebest lmao
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Female 154
I spent a MUCH longer time reading the comments...
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Male 2,703
I have forgotten my facebook login a couple of times, I remember it eventually but I have to actually think about it. I signed up for facebook in 2003 and now I wouldn`t be caught dead on it. I signed in to message someone I only have contact through on there and surprise surprise, my wall is full of "happy birthday"s. apparently it takes everyone some time to realize you don`t like facebook.
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Male 189
Wow. None of the photos was new content. -.-
And all of the headings were just segways into jokes he wanted to take credit for, not actual "reasons to quit facebook" or whatevs.
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Male 970
who else thinks that the jamie jokes were not funny at all?
just sutpid fake posts?
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Male 2,220
Doh - why do these links *always* set the e-police siren going.
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Male 173
The Comments at the bottom were better than the post.
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Female 72
post is alright... COMMENTS ARE AWESOME!!!!
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Male 2,159
Ohh god, picture of the day... O.O
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Female 459
Oh, and my old science teacher wished me a happy b-day, but no one else. Make of that what you will. :\
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Female 459
Those comments were the best thing I have read in a long time. *continues reading comments*
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Male 3,842
The only screenshot that I hadn`t seen before was the pie chart, and then I looked closely and saw it was credited to David Berkowitz. As in David Berkowitz, the Son of Sam serial killer.

That and the Facebook login screen because I`ve never logged into Facebook.

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Male 9,305
"I must say, I was more amused by the chaotic comments going on in there..."

Oh that`s the beauty of it, you just catch the drift and jump right in! I did Jamie`s dad near the top there. XD

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Female 4,028
I must say, I was more amused by the chaotic comments going on in there...
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Female 308
I have my mom on FB. In fact, I am the one who created her account for her in the first place. But I don`t exactly have anything to hide.

Also, I love farmville, but I never post those things to my wall, they`re so annoying!

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Female 1,566
Hey. Hey. There is nothing wrong with Farmville.
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Male 101
Lol @ the comments on the site. Jamie`s hilarious.
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Male 101
did anyone read the comments on that site? HILARIOUS
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Male 9,305
I added my mom on facebook. I scared her off my friends list. ;)
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Female 4,447
My mom is on my FB, but she lives halfway across the world from me, so it`s the easiest way to keep in touch. Do you know how expensive it is to call New Zealand from the US?
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Female 857
I have most of my managers on facebook, and they complain about the job as much as I do in their statuses so it`s all good.
Also, I have my mom on there. Whenever people have awkward (drunken) pictures of themselves and me on there I always have to untag myself.
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Female 86
Agreed Splurbyburbl.
I once got caught bitching about a job, and I got a raise out of it!
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Female 895
There is this site...it`s called LAMEbook. Seen it. boourns, lame post.
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Male 3,332
splurbyburbl: My boss and I were friends irl before he became my boss. He`s still my friend now that he`s my boss, so I made him a friend on FB. He accepted.
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Male 2,796
I disagree a little on the boss being a facebook friend. A boss should never be a "friend" on face book and it is just as much the boss`s fault for either applying for the friendship request or accepting it from the employee. They are both in the wrong. Perhaps I am wrong here and please tell me if you think I am, but to me it seems they were both fraternizing, but only the employee gets punished and publicly at that.

As a current boss I know and sometimes even hear my workers bitch about me, but I accept it as eventuality and I never let it affect my opinions of them... I have even recommended a few for promotion even though we both dislike each other as people. The fact is, they should be able to complain about management, it relieves stress.
Just a thought.

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Male 289
Nice
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Female 231
"# Jewish guy Says:
is america a nation of fags?
this is what happens when you elect barak muslim scumbag obama

# Mass Jew Oven Says:
Get back in me you bitch

# Andrew Reese Says:
Om nom nom nom?

# ztiwhcsua Says:
anybody wanna take a shower? it would be... A GAS!

# SS Guard Says:
Shut your mouth and get back in the chamber."


LMAO. The comments are better than the article.

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Male 383
i. hate. farmville. only reason is cause of all the alerts, and all of the requests. I dont care if you found an ugly duck, shoot the bastard for all i care. The addicts are the worsts though. You know, the ones who try to make u get one so they can get bonuses or watever.
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Male 1,590
Ha! My Facebook days never started.
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Male 1,403
i love those comments
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Male 25,416
Wasted my time on this one!
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Male 3,425
Facebook has got really boring recently. Ever since the layout changed, all people seem to do is join groups and play Cafe World. Myspace is dead, and I don`t understand what people see in Twitter, I find it completely pointless and confusing. So yeah... Someone needs to fix facebook or make something new.

And I really regret adding my mum on facebook. She doesn`t understand sarcasm or humour, and every female friend I get in a picture with, she wants to have over for dinner >.<

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Male 1,485
damn......
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Male 9,305
"Although I think myspace is pretty much dead now, right?"

...oh yeah that old thing. I keep forgetting about it.

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Female 91
nobody told me happy birthday.. ;[
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Female 15,763
And this is why Lamebook.com is awesome.
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Male 1,598
Jamie... that just make me laugh so hard.
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Female 208
slugs, yea.. I think Myspace is dead now.
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Male 357
Facebook/myspace people are hilarious. "My life is so great, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY CLEAVAGE and me DRINKING AN EXPENSIVE DRINK!"

Although I think myspace is pretty much dead now, right?

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Male 86
That Jamie character really needs to get his act together...
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Female 208
Yea farmville, or any other villes or apps. If that is the only thing your doing on facebook, give it up and go clean something.
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Male 4,014
Facebook is for teenagers and people who wish they were still teenagers.
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Male 975
those comments rly are something else hahaha
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Female 340
thankfully my boss doesn`t have facebook xD and gotta love those farmville people! gahh
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Male 163
ya, eh. The comments are better than the article
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Female 1,395
Haha, i have a farmville girl on my facebook >.< But, I only go on it to irritate people with my poetry quotes when im depressed and take the p!ss out of peoples pictures, which is reasonable i think.
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Male 172
Haha the comments are win.
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Female 41
Link: 5 Signs That Tell You Facebook Is Not For You [Rate Link] - Let`s be honest, Facebook was fun for the first year, but if you suffer from any of these signs, it`s time to cancel.
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