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Date: 12/10/09 12:33 PM

54 Responses to 5 Signs That Tell You Facebook Is Not For You

  1. Profile photo of chump12345
    chump12345 Female 18-29
    41 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Link: 5 Signs That Tell You Facebook Is Not For You - Let`s be honest, Facebook was fun for the first year, but if you suffer from any of these signs, it`s time to cancel.
  2. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Haha the comments are win.
  3. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Haha, i have a farmville girl on my facebook >.< But, I only go on it to irritate people with my poetry quotes when im depressed and take the p!ss out of peoples pictures, which is reasonable i think.
  4. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    ya, eh. The comments are better than the article
  5. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    thankfully my boss doesn`t have facebook xD and gotta love those farmville people! gahh
  6. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    those comments rly are something else hahaha
  7. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Facebook is for teenagers and people who wish they were still teenagers.
  8. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Yea farmville, or any other villes or apps. If that is the only thing your doing on facebook, give it up and go clean something.
  9. Profile photo of NoxasRisen
    NoxasRisen Male 13-17
    86 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    That Jamie character really needs to get his act together...
  10. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Facebook/myspace people are hilarious. "My life is so great, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY CLEAVAGE and me DRINKING AN EXPENSIVE DRINK!"

    Although I think myspace is pretty much dead now, right?

  11. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    slugs, yea.. I think Myspace is dead now.
  12. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Jamie... that just make me laugh so hard.
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    And this is why Lamebook.com is awesome.
  14. Profile photo of SoapeyLOV
    SoapeyLOV Female 13-17
    91 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    nobody told me happy birthday.. ;[
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    "Although I think myspace is pretty much dead now, right?"

    ...oh yeah that old thing. I keep forgetting about it.

  16. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    damn......
  17. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Facebook has got really boring recently. Ever since the layout changed, all people seem to do is join groups and play Cafe World. Myspace is dead, and I don`t understand what people see in Twitter, I find it completely pointless and confusing. So yeah... Someone needs to fix facebook or make something new.

    And I really regret adding my mum on facebook. She doesn`t understand sarcasm or humour, and every female friend I get in a picture with, she wants to have over for dinner >.<

  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Wasted my time on this one!
  19. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    i love those comments
  20. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Ha! My Facebook days never started.
  21. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    i. hate. farmville. only reason is cause of all the alerts, and all of the requests. I dont care if you found an ugly duck, shoot the bastard for all i care. The addicts are the worsts though. You know, the ones who try to make u get one so they can get bonuses or watever.
  22. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    "# Jewish guy Says:
    is america a nation of fags?
    this is what happens when you elect barak muslim scumbag obama

    # Mass Jew Oven Says:
    Get back in me you bitch

    # Andrew Reese Says:
    Om nom nom nom?

    # ztiwhcsua Says:
    anybody wanna take a shower? it would be... A GAS!

    # SS Guard Says:
    Shut your mouth and get back in the chamber."


    LMAO. The comments are better than the article.

  23. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Nice
  24. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    I disagree a little on the boss being a facebook friend. A boss should never be a "friend" on face book and it is just as much the boss`s fault for either applying for the friendship request or accepting it from the employee. They are both in the wrong. Perhaps I am wrong here and please tell me if you think I am, but to me it seems they were both fraternizing, but only the employee gets punished and publicly at that.

    As a current boss I know and sometimes even hear my workers bitch about me, but I accept it as eventuality and I never let it affect my opinions of them... I have even recommended a few for promotion even though we both dislike each other as people. The fact is, they should be able to complain about management, it relieves stress.
    Just a thought.

  25. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    splurbyburbl: My boss and I were friends irl before he became my boss. He`s still my friend now that he`s my boss, so I made him a friend on FB. He accepted.
  26. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    There is this site...it`s called LAMEbook. Seen it. boourns, lame post.
  27. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
    86 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Agreed Splurbyburbl.
    I once got caught bitching about a job, and I got a raise out of it!
  28. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    I have most of my managers on facebook, and they complain about the job as much as I do in their statuses so it`s all good.
    Also, I have my mom on there. Whenever people have awkward (drunken) pictures of themselves and me on there I always have to untag myself.
  29. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    My mom is on my FB, but she lives halfway across the world from me, so it`s the easiest way to keep in touch. Do you know how expensive it is to call New Zealand from the US?
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    I added my mom on facebook. I scared her off my friends list. ;)
  31. Profile photo of aaron538
    aaron538 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    did anyone read the comments on that site? HILARIOUS
  32. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
    101 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Lol @ the comments on the site. Jamie`s hilarious.
  33. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Hey. Hey. There is nothing wrong with Farmville.
    ):
  34. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    309 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    I have my mom on FB. In fact, I am the one who created her account for her in the first place. But I don`t exactly have anything to hide.

    Also, I love farmville, but I never post those things to my wall, they`re so annoying!

  35. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    I must say, I was more amused by the chaotic comments going on in there...
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    "I must say, I was more amused by the chaotic comments going on in there..."

    Oh that`s the beauty of it, you just catch the drift and jump right in! I did Jamie`s dad near the top there. XD

  37. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    The only screenshot that I hadn`t seen before was the pie chart, and then I looked closely and saw it was credited to David Berkowitz. As in David Berkowitz, the Son of Sam serial killer.

    That and the Facebook login screen because I`ve never logged into Facebook.

  38. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 12:26 am
    Those comments were the best thing I have read in a long time. *continues reading comments*
  39. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 12:31 am
    Oh, and my old science teacher wished me a happy b-day, but no one else. Make of that what you will. :\
  40. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 12:50 am
    Ohh god, picture of the day... O.O
  41. Profile photo of tyrice
    tyrice Female 18-29
    72 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 1:03 am
    post is alright... COMMENTS ARE AWESOME!!!!
  42. Profile photo of Steven42
    Steven42 Male 18-29
    173 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 1:09 am
    The Comments at the bottom were better than the post.
  43. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 4:40 am
    Doh - why do these links *always* set the e-police siren going.
  44. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 5:32 am
    who else thinks that the jamie jokes were not funny at all?
    just sutpid fake posts?
  45. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Wow. None of the photos was new content. -.-
    And all of the headings were just segways into jokes he wanted to take credit for, not actual "reasons to quit facebook" or whatevs.
  46. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 8:20 am
    I have forgotten my facebook login a couple of times, I remember it eventually but I have to actually think about it. I signed up for facebook in 2003 and now I wouldn`t be caught dead on it. I signed in to message someone I only have contact through on there and surprise surprise, my wall is full of "happy birthday"s. apparently it takes everyone some time to realize you don`t like facebook.
  47. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    155 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 10:48 am
    I spent a MUCH longer time reading the comments...
  48. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 11:11 am
    #3 is th ebest lmao
  49. Profile photo of monktoast
    monktoast Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    i think the comments were pretty entertaining at least.
  50. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    226 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    the comments on there made my day!!!
  51. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    lol the first one was the best.
  52. Profile photo of redrider7
    redrider7 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    December 11, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    yeah the comments were more interesting than the rest. The actaul thing was pretty funny
  53. Profile photo of KikiTheFiend
    KikiTheFiend Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 31, 2009 at 12:39 am
    so good
  54. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    Facebook makes people think they are someone they aren`t. Case in point when you talk to someone in person you are forced to show your ugly side and when you are on the internet you can be all "OOOH I`M A SOOOO BADDASSS!"

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