WTF! Orgy: The 1970s Board Game [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Weird

So this is what your parents used to do for fun in the "70s?
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Male 48
Ok, video games suck.
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Female 12
I hope it comes with those stickers. . . I love stickers =D
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Female 914
looks like a bong, but besides that, Orgy looks awesome.
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Female 48
note the order form is adressed to `gaylord` LOL
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Male 1,360
Porrón is from Spain, google it.
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Female 1,199
"Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills."

LOL.

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Male 503
I. WANT. ONE.
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Male 251
@Bobness

It`s a drinking game. You fill the hollowed out magic genie lamp with booze, then pour it into other peoples mouths. The goal is to see how far away you can have it before spilling the hooch everywhere.

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Female 1,043
@bobness

There`s some things not meant for young`ns...

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Female 474
"to gaylord james inc" lmfao
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Male 172
Much fun..
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Female 414
Lolz to that :]
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Male 3,819
That actually sounds really fun.
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Male 39
i dont get it.......
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Female 1,395
look what it did to her eyes. All that record burning moved satan onto board games it seems.
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Male 144
the 70`s were a dark time. ):
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Male 1,226
"I play the game"
"play the game"
"the game"

Damnit....

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Male 463
i thought orgy was sex not alcohol
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Male 562
That nozle dont just go in your mouth...
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Male 55
i`m highly disturbed with any decade before the 90`s. lol
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Male 551
lol "to: GAYLORD JAMES, INC."
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Female 491
YouAreAShow beat me to the joke.
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Male 905
hottt. :p
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Female 2,352
Ooooh sexy beer bong action!!
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Male 3,842
There was some weird poo in the 70`s - I remember I found a board game in my parents closet when I was a little kid (it would have been around 1980 or so) that was basically a sex game played with two women and two men seated across from one another (so that women and men alternate), and the board said you had to kiss the player on your left or right (who would be the opposite sex of you) or remove an article of clothing and stuff like that. Disturbing to say the least.
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Male 606
LMAO @ "Orgy Kit"
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Male 135
rofl look at the bottom part, to GAYLORD JAMES
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Male 650
The order goes to GAYLORD JAMES, INC.
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Female 73
... Looks like fun. =D

XD

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Male 191
Rewards to winners are optional.
Figured. That`s why it`s not called "RAPE".
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Male 4,004
Hey! One of those chicks isn`t wearing the bib!
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Male 108
it looks like somebody messed up making a bong and tried to make a game to sell off there mistake
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Male 169
*Plans next dinner party* ;)
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Male 394
More like 1960`s.
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Male 310
Hello, My name is Gaylord James.
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Male 4,680
So many questions, not enough answers!
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Male 1,093
that pot thing looks like the thing people wash their privates with in my country. good old water cleaning pot thing
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Male 269
liberal fun for all
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Male 328
Hmm, I don`t know if this is epically awesome, or horribly stupid. Either way it has a good premise for college students.
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Male 485
wut
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Female 864
oh sweet it comes with orgy bibs in case things get messy .
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Male 95
Oh... I am SO looking to buy one of those.
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Male 4,014
Looks fun
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Male 1,718
Just read what it says on her forehead... hadn`t lost for the past 8 days :(

Drat you!! =P

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Male 1,837
wat.
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Female 253
WANT!
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Male 160
Just read what it says on her forehead... hadn`t lost for the past 8 days :(
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Male 8,300
> LBlues
> haha Lionhart is an experiment kid =P

That would explain a lot...

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Female 134
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?!?!
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Female 125
lol. I love how the company is `Gaylord James, Inc`
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Male 2,199
all you need is one game piece hu? your own... seems easy enough... so what the hell is genie`s lamp doing there...
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Male 713
haha Lionhart is an experiment kid =P
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Male 127
lost the game
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Male 8,300
> So this is what your parents used to do for fun in the `70s?

My mom and dad never had sex. Not once. Ever. That`s what I believe and I`ll kill anyone who forces me to face up to anything different :-)

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Female 126
I ordered mine already, its only 10 dollars
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Male 101
best.game.ever.
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Male 371
lol gaylord james
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Female 3,598
so the game is, everyone get drunk? have an orgy when you drink out of this bong? i don`t get it. i played that game last night.
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Male 77
bahahaha gaylord james
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Female 241
I still like Ball Buster better
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Male 397
drat you guys, now i`ve lost the game...
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Female 1,306
I lost.....the game.
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Male 56
Are they trying to see who can drink the most bong water without throwing up?
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Female 288
Damn it, it had been 2 years since I thought of the game and now I`ve lost the game. Stupid game.
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Female 9,603
I played the game and lost.
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Male 954
We all just lost the game...thanks....
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Female 735
I LOST THE GAME
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Male 74
dammit i lost the game
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Female 74
Order from Gaylord James lol
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Female 1,566
So wait, it`s a beer bong...?
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Male 22
I lost the game
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Male 74
I play the game
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Male 25,416
Here’s the exiting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins b choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: “to pour it on”) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional.

The game of Orgy comes complete with the beautiful, hand-blown Porron (shown above), bibs, buttons, “in-session” plaque and instruction scroll suitable for framing. Make your next party a bacchanalian smash with Orgy…just $10.

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Female 86
I was like `how do you pack that bong?` then I read on, porron my ass
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Female 15
looks like a bong to me
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Male 138
(anybody find a set of rules?)

It has it right in the fine print.
Basically sounds like "pour alcohol in chick`s mouth in large quantities, call it a game. You win when she`s drunk enough to have an ORGYâ„¢ with you."

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Male 108
bongbongbong
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Male 814
anybody find a set of rules?
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Female 678
lmao. That`s a sweet bong, dude.
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Male 2,076
write to Gaylord James, Inc?

I call shenanigans
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Male 563
Send to GAYLORD JAMES!
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Female 159
to: GAYLORD JAMES INC.?... LOL? xD
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Male 1,455
Gaylord James. Lmao
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Female 497
The 70`s were awesome. I guess you just had to be there.
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Male 367
Orgy is about indulgence, not always about sex.
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Male 1,347
what do they pour out of the bong looking thing?
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Male 1,646
the magical 70`s... if only i could have lived then.
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Female 1,780
Link: WTF! Orgy: The 1970s Board Game [Pic] [Rate Link] - So this is what your parents used to do for fun in the `70s?
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