Worst Toy for Xmas `09: Placenta Teddy Bears [Pic]

Submitted by: LoofahBoy 7 years ago Weird

Nostalgic parents are taking the placentas from their recent births and making stuffed toys out of them. How fun.
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Female 204
wowwwww....
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Male 48
"Say hello to my leetle friend!"
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Male 162
you`re kidding me....thats...horrific....
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Female 87
Is that...placenta jerky?
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Male 3,081
Each to their own and that, but i just don`t get it - it`s little more than a scab so why do some people see it as anything other just because of what it followed out?

I can see why at stages of our evolution we would have eaten them to regain nutrition and fluids lost during the birth..... so eating, yeah I can understand that. But why would someone make a teddy out of one? nope... it`s beyond me.

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Female 1,199
@odc - I agree. o.o
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Male 2,868
That`s nasty. Why can`t they eat their placentas like normal people?
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Female 73
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???
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Female 318
that`s a cool idea, really gross, but cool. belongs in an art show or something, where people don`t have to touch it.
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Female 523
that is DIRTY.
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Female 721
Why didn`t I think of this?
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Female 253
The body must release some really strong chemicals for new parents to even CONSIDER THIS BEING A GOOD IDEA... Happy First Birthday Susie, here`s your placenta bear...
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Male 93
*vomits* that is so f`ing gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 894
*VOMITS* o god *VOMITS*again
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Male 497
yum
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Female 864
I think I just threw up a little .
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Female 91
Thanks for your comment PsychGeek, now I can`t have my beef jerky.
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Female 778
that`s disgusting. i want one.
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Male 114
Eeeewww
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Male 515
i couldn`t imagine that smelling good at all.
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Male 66
Now the baby can hold the placenta....
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Female 1,798
i`m sure they somehow dried the placenta (my guess is they hung out on a clothes line), then stuffed and sewed it together.

I`ll never look at my teddy bear the same way again.

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Female 1,798
noamfer--at your age, you seriously didn`t know what a placenta is? o.O
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Male 172
Looks up placenta.. OHHHHHH..
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Male 959
I have seen some crazy nonsense over the last few years on the internet but this may just about take the biscuit.
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Female 1
i wonder at what point the idea of making this was discussed, was it a last min discussion during the birth or was it pre planned?
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Male 1,045
ain`t placenta more gooey?

how did they sew it together?

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Male 191
Looks like those rawhide dog toys... Kind of makes both things more disturbing.
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Male 1,265
Some odd stuff goes on.
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Female 2,927
the horror
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Male 10,440
I didn`t know a placenta had the tensile strength needed to be sown together!

What a pleasant picture!

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Female 986
Well... It could stop the little ones from chewing up their toes? Though some people eat placentas I believe... In that case, it will be more nutritious than an actual stuffed animal? Hmm...
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Male 2,238
[quote]Thanks IAB![/quote]

Sarcasm aside, you`re very welcome. We aim to please.

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Female 108
Gross.
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Female 98
@Valigon

Where is he? THIS IS HIS FAULT!!! *kidding*
Oh the Science of tology

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Female 99
GROOOOOOSS! lol

Just saying...

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Female 163
well theres an idea instead of just burning them with the rest of the biohazard materials lol
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Male 13
So much going through my mind about this?!?!?!
I think I need ALOT more Wild Turkey to try and figure out why anyone would want this!!!!
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Male 108
damn it where is tom cruse when you need him
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Male 84
I gotta say, today I was waking up and said "Man, I hope I see a teddy bear made out of a human placenta".

Thanks IAB!

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Female 74
That is so drating disgusting!
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Female 232
I seem to have amnesia. I`m missing the last 30 seconds of my life. Who am I? Where am I? What was I just doing/looking at?
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Male 367
Edible?
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Male 2,199
what is the world coming to...
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Male 316
Well...It`s better than eating them!
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Female 140
This is fake, right? Please tell me it`s fake.
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Female 5,222
gross
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Male 1,002
Ladies and gentlemen! We have a winner! The worst thing possible in the entire universe is..... (drum roll)....... Placenta Teddy Bears!!! Congratulations and please stop existing!
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Male 1,523
Woah... Looks kinda like a... a... A dog toy?
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Male 485
o.o
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Male 1,590
Worst. Gift. Ever.
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Female 3,828
weird
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Male 975
holy poo they really do look like beef patties
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Female 9,402
My thoughts exactly, Starfall.
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Male 71
Try sticking that in the wash.
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Female 22
"ewww they look like beef patties *vomits*"

...If you`ve never had beef patties, stand 10 feet away, and squint a little...

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Female 474
ewww they look like beef patties *vomits*
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Male 47
:O
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Female 36
what? this is a beautiful and natural thing. any baby would be lucky to sleep with their placenta every night
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Male 670
If you think of it as not a placenta, it looks normal.
CUTE WOO
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Male 45
Lawlz. Damn why`d my parents not keep my placenta vacuum packed!? This is like all I want for Christmas this year...
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Male 480
Oh.....oh my....um....there are no words....
*horf*
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Female 1,963
Oh my effing god there could not be anything more disturbing.
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Female 3,598
i could make a toy out of poo too but it wouldn`t be as "meaningful"
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Female 3,598
effing vile. who said that this was ok? which doctor was like, "oh you want to take this biohazardous waste home with you to make a toy? sure thing, let me just put it in this doggie bag for you..."
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Male 370
they shoulda made a hacky sack instead
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Male 838
someone destroy this thing in the name of all that is good and holy...
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Male 601
>unbanned

In a heartbeat.

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Male 553
i want a placenta bear :(
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Male 999
would you eat that for 5 million dollars?
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Female 107
WUT?!?!?!
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Female 186
gross
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Male 795
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.......
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Male 337
good way to scar your kids 4 life....<shudders>.
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Female 1,566
That is friggen vile.
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Male 1,141
What...the...<projectile vomits>
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Female 2,352
That is drating gross as hell.
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Female 1,112
Well now. That`s what I call upcycling.
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Female 310
ewwwwwwwww on so many levels i like want to puke just thinking about it
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Male 901
And oh yeah, if you ever feel a strange urge to join the happy placenta-eating crowd, here`s what it looks like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Human_...
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Male 4,594
Nasty nasty nasty.
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Female 2,509
kannallilly

it`s the afterbirth

some people actually eat it

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Male 7,585
thats just wrong
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Male 3,619
Hansbo said what we are all thinking
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Female 650
WTF seriously.
Whatever happened to the cute little feetprint casts they did in the hospital when i was born?
Why dont parents do that?
Is this considered creative.
I`d rather have foot prints.
Those were easy, cute and not creepy.
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Male 439
Gross. That`s all that needs to be said.
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Female 1,190
D:
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
thats actually really creepy looking too :/
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Male 901
Why the hell would you make a toy out of something that comes out of your vagina?
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Female 635
If I knew what a placenta was, I`d probably be throwing up right about now.
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Male 109
looks like some kind of dog treat/toy
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Female 833
so... is it tanned? preserved in any way? erm? will it slowly rot filling the child`s bedroom with the smell of putrid flesh?
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Female 895
Sweet, I`m going to make a fuucking lamp out of my insides.
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Female 73
that will haunt me tonight. How disgusting!
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Male 9,306
Cut the cord already...
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Male 949
Oh god.
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Female 587
it would be cute if you didnt know the material
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Male 174
I was really hoping the caption was a metaphor.... I`m going to go and throw up now!
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Female 159
eww eww...EEEWWWW!!! >____<
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Female 678
it looks edible...
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Male 1,646
this is twisted... i hope the caption isnt furreal.
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Male 25,416
Thats horrible!
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Male 64
holy dratinstein batman.
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Female 2
this is horrifying.. I hope its art
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Male 1,190
There is a pedobear joke in here somewhere!!!

I know... PedoBearPlacenta was molesting the kid in the womb!

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Male 346
eww, just eww
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Female 4,039
Lukas - you read my mind!
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Male 5,094
Holy hell, it`s real. The only thing that could make it creepier is if it was made as a memento for a stillborn baby.
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Male 3,425
At least they`re not eating them like some people do.
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Male 3,301
Link: Worst Toy for Xmas `09: Placenta Teddy Bears [Pic] [Rate Link] - Nostalgic parents are taking the placentas from their recent births and making stuffed toys out of them. How fun.
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