Worst Name Ever! New Champion! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Poor girl, she must have gone through hell. That said, she probably always had a date of Saturday night.
There are 60 comments:
Male 999
more like gobble dick
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Female 22
I heard that at a middle school in my area had a P.E. teacher named Harry Balls.
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Male 999
i wonder if she is still living...
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Male 1,232
I wonder if she got any.
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Male 34
Got a kid at my school named Dalton Spenis. Everyone loves hearing his name called over the intercom.

"Dalton Spenis, We need you in the office."

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Female 248
LOL I didnt get the B.J part until after like 10 seconds
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Male 264
My wife`s grandfather`s name is Harry Johnson. Try going to school with THAT name.
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Male 423
Blech, at least she cobble.
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Male 4,680
Very nearly ROFLing here! AHAHAHA
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Male 3,842
Guys, guys, guys, didn`t the worst name ever award go to Dick Trickle the race car driver many years ago? And, what the heck, I think we all agree that Marijuana Pepsi Jones is the women`s champion.
Anyone else is only the second worst name ever, at best. I mean, at worst.
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Male 976
I get that Eric Chan sounds sort of like "erection" but even saying it fast doesn`t sound close to it. Maybe I had to be there. :|
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Female 3,828
i like the girl that was named marijuana pepsi... that was more epic.
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Male 8
A guy at my school is called Eric Chan. Lol when he gets awards on stage, everyone bursts out laughing
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Male 13,624
*falls about laughing*
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Male 77
Rusty Kuntz was good, but this is the new champ!
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Female 170
heheheheh how unfortunate
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Male 216
im guessing her parents took some time to think up her name.
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Male 197
That is a pretty bad name but she might get married and it will all be okay. I remember Marijauna Pepsi Jones who was on here a couple months back, that sh*t dont go away
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Male 833
how about Jack Meoff?
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Female 354
Why thank you Jackyface! Quite my frankly dear, I don`t give a damn.
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Male 215
Eh, I don`t know... I think Tiny Dick was a better (or, worse) name...
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Male 2,690
JJred88 I hope you`re kidding ha
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Male 56
Heh heh, ALL RIGHT.
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Male 163
While working in a call center, I came across a lady name `Shewanna C*ck`
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Male 25,416
Nice!
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Female 184
Nice grammar Kikeni! Good job!
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Female 122
The worst name ever is actually le-a the mother states that it pronounced luh dash uh


The dash don`t be silent.

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Female 354
this site is so unoriginal anymore.
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Male 15,832
My dad knew a girl in college named Ophelia Peters. He also worked with a guy named Harry Butts.

I went to HS with Lee Boner -- his dad`s name was Harry. He insisted it was pronounced Bonner, but everybody called him Boner.

On my last job I also took a call from a black lady who had named her daughter Latrina.

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Male 191
The worst name ever is actually le-a the mother states that it pronounced luh dash uh
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Male 533
more like `best name ever`
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Female 9,402
I guess I won`t be changing my name then...
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Female 646
hahaha i worked at a pool sign in desk this summer, and i saw all sorts of crazy names.
There was Quorn (corn) and Marqueseangelo. (no hyphen) but "Jeffery Butternuts" just takes the cake, ahahahahaha.
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Female 5,222
kinda insult to injury
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Female 471
This was JUST on failblog. My friend showed it to me today at school.
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Male 1,220
The worst names have question marks in them.
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Male 332
omg well it filtered the names. S H I T H E A D and A S S H O L E
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Male 332
actually i know of worse. my aunt worked at harcourt textbooks and she would see people`s names all the time. There were two twins name Orangejello and lemonjello. Ore-on-gel-o and le-mon-gel-lo. There was also someone named poohead. pronounced Shi-theeed. I also knew someone named abcd. lol and i made up a name non-nice individual. Ash-o-lay. it should have an accent, and it sounds like ashley.
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Male 292
woulda been better if it was bj gobbledick instead of cobbledick
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Male 7,585
with just one change of a c to a g, this would be that much better
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Male 1,837
i still say the worst name is @
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Male 173
Holy S***, IAB has made me laugh yet again.
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Male 62
it looks glued on...
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Female 2,672
it filters c*ck still
lol
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Female 2,672
lol
i know a girl whos surname is roosterburn
i think shes a lezzer anyways, so no worries
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Male 1,093
I had a teacher in elementry school named Ms. Blotenburger. I dont even know how people get those kind of names.
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Male 225
I know a teacher in my High School named "Mrs. Bonerburger
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Male 494
""
I would still do her. She looks hot.
(and even though she looks like shes old enough to be my mother. im probably older then her.)""

Looking at your profile, I really hope you`re a troll.

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Male 7,378
Wonder if she lived up to that namesake.
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Female 1,798
(and even though she looks like shes old enough to be my mother. im probably older then her.)
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uh...what?? o.O

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Male 3,756
There was a teacher in junior high named Mrs. Bader, so that would make her husband Mr. Bader.
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Male 221
I would still do her. She looks hot.
(and even though she looks like shes old enough to be my mother. im probably older then her.)
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Male 1,646
that would be a funny teacher name... or a hookers street name. "Oh yea. that bi/tch cobbledick loves to gobble dick." LOL
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Male 95
Well at least if she ever went into the porno industry she`d already have a stage name.
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Female 650
I used to know a girl named BJ. her real name was beverly jean
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Female 121
haha. fail.
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Male 302
She was my grandmother. I have lots of cousins.
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Female 135
Awww =/ thats terrible.
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Male 2,148
That`s Cobble.
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Male 19,854
Link: Worst Name Ever! New Champion! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Poor girl, she must have gone through hell. That said, she probably always had a date of Saturday night.
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