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Date: 11/09/09 12:02 PM

60 Responses to Worst Name Ever! New Champion! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Link: Worst Name Ever! New Champion! - Poor girl, she must have gone through hell. That said, she probably always had a date of Saturday night.
  2. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    That`s Cobble.
  3. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Awww =/ thats terrible.
  4. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    She was my grandmother. I have lots of cousins.
  5. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    haha. fail.
  6. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    I used to know a girl named BJ. her real name was beverly jean
  7. Profile photo of _Truth_
    _Truth_ Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Well at least if she ever went into the porno industry she`d already have a stage name.
  8. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    that would be a funny teacher name... or a hookers street name. "Oh yea. that bi/tch cobbledick loves to gobble dick." LOL
  9. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    I would still do her. She looks hot.
    (and even though she looks like shes old enough to be my mother. im probably older then her.)
  10. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    There was a teacher in junior high named Mrs. Bader, so that would make her husband Mr. Bader.
  11. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    (and even though she looks like shes old enough to be my mother. im probably older then her.)
    ***

    uh...what?? o.O

  12. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Wonder if she lived up to that namesake.
  13. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    ""
    I would still do her. She looks hot.
    (and even though she looks like shes old enough to be my mother. im probably older then her.)""

    Looking at your profile, I really hope you`re a troll.

  14. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    I know a teacher in my High School named "Mrs. Bonerburger
  15. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    I had a teacher in elementry school named Ms. Blotenburger. I dont even know how people get those kind of names.
  16. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    lol
    i know a girl whos surname is roosterburn
    i think shes a lezzer anyways, so no worries
  17. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    it filters c*ck still
    lol
  18. Profile photo of ozmins12
    ozmins12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    it looks glued on...
  19. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Holy S***, IAB has made me laugh yet again.
  20. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    i still say the worst name is @
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    with just one change of a c to a g, this would be that much better
  22. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    woulda been better if it was bj gobbledick instead of cobbledick
  23. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    actually i know of worse. my aunt worked at harcourt textbooks and she would see people`s names all the time. There were two twins name Orangejello and lemonjello. Ore-on-gel-o and le-mon-gel-lo. There was also someone named poohead. pronounced Shi-theeed. I also knew someone named abcd. lol and i made up a name non-nice individual. Ash-o-lay. it should have an accent, and it sounds like ashley.
  24. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    omg well it filtered the names. S H I T H E A D and A S S H O L E
  25. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    The worst names have question marks in them.
  26. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    This was JUST on failblog. My friend showed it to me today at school.
  27. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    kinda insult to injury
  28. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    hahaha i worked at a pool sign in desk this summer, and i saw all sorts of crazy names.
    There was Quorn (corn) and Marqueseangelo. (no hyphen) but "Jeffery Butternuts" just takes the cake, ahahahahaha.
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    I guess I won`t be changing my name then...
  30. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    more like `best name ever`
  31. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    The worst name ever is actually le-a the mother states that it pronounced luh dash uh
  32. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    My dad knew a girl in college named Ophelia Peters. He also worked with a guy named Harry Butts.

    I went to HS with Lee Boner -- his dad`s name was Harry. He insisted it was pronounced Bonner, but everybody called him Boner.

    On my last job I also took a call from a black lady who had named her daughter Latrina.

  33. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    this site is so unoriginal anymore.
  34. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    The worst name ever is actually le-a the mother states that it pronounced luh dash uh


    The dash don`t be silent.

  35. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Nice grammar Kikeni! Good job!
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Nice!
  37. Profile photo of JJRed88
    JJRed88 Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    While working in a call center, I came across a lady name `Shewanna C*ck`
  38. Profile photo of n00buler89
    n00buler89 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Heh heh, ALL RIGHT.
  39. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    JJred88 I hope you`re kidding ha
  40. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    Eh, I don`t know... I think Tiny Dick was a better (or, worse) name...
  41. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    Why thank you Jackyface! Quite my frankly dear, I don`t give a damn.
  42. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    how about Jack Meoff?
  43. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    That is a pretty bad name but she might get married and it will all be okay. I remember Marijauna Pepsi Jones who was on here a couple months back, that sh*t dont go away
  44. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    im guessing her parents took some time to think up her name.
  45. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    heheheheh how unfortunate
  46. Profile photo of Toochified
    Toochified Male 30-39
    77 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Rusty Kuntz was good, but this is the new champ!
  47. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    *falls about laughing*
  48. Profile photo of Cowfish13
    Cowfish13 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    A guy at my school is called Eric Chan. Lol when he gets awards on stage, everyone bursts out laughing
  49. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:14 am
    i like the girl that was named marijuana pepsi... that was more epic.
  50. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:47 am
    I get that Eric Chan sounds sort of like "erection" but even saying it fast doesn`t sound close to it. Maybe I had to be there. :|
  51. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Guys, guys, guys, didn`t the worst name ever award go to Dick Trickle the race car driver many years ago? And, what the heck, I think we all agree that Marijuana Pepsi Jones is the women`s champion.
    Anyone else is only the second worst name ever, at best. I mean, at worst.
  52. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Very nearly ROFLing here! AHAHAHA
  53. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Blech, at least she cobble.
  54. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    My wife`s grandfather`s name is Harry Johnson. Try going to school with THAT name.
  55. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:14 am
    LOL I didnt get the B.J part until after like 10 seconds
  56. Profile photo of Solastor
    Solastor Male 18-29
    34 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Got a kid at my school named Dalton Spenis. Everyone loves hearing his name called over the intercom.

    "Dalton Spenis, We need you in the office."

  57. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    I wonder if she got any.
  58. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    i wonder if she is still living...
  59. Profile photo of Epiccookies
    Epiccookies Female 13-17
    22 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    I heard that at a middle school in my area had a P.E. teacher named Harry Balls.
  60. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    more like gobble dick

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