World`s Worst Lap Dance Ever--EVER! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Chad finally realized what people meant when they said "Be careful of what you wish for."
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Female 1,963
Wow, all of you people must be ridiculously attractive.
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Male 25
Man the harpoons!
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Female 248
He`s incredibly wasted...I think
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Male 423
I hope you all burn.

Sincerly Me.

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Male 660
Jabba the Hut in jeans
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Male 897
I hope he makes his saving throw against crushing damage..
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Female 3,828
lol thats so so funny
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Male 216
i thought i turned out pretty awesome... -mumble mumble mumble-
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Male 2,868
Not to say that you`re a douchebag MrAnonymous, but traditionally people name their child Chad when they anticipate that he`ll grow up to be a douchebag.
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Male 216
im sure she just crushed his hocky stick and ball set.

btw. i really wont lie. whats the deal with the name Chad? lol My name is Chad and i am a great person!

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Male 2,436
Been there...
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Male 838
Dear lord, someone help the man.
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Male 1,190
If that "woman" was half the size she is now she would still be two times larger than she should be, TOTALLY DISGUSTING!
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Male 1,505
Big chick, skinny guy and wall-to-wall wood paneling. Living the dream in the double-wide.
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Female 3,598
hey guys what the heck is wrong with mountain dew??? i just finished one like two minutes ago. also, they don`t sell mountain dew in Europe anymore? oh yeah, blah blah blah fat chick blah blah blah cow blah blah crush his dick.
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Female 9,402
He looks like he is screaming, "Anything but the Mountain Dew!"
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Female 5,222
he looks kinda excited and scared
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Male 420
hes just worried she`ll take his mountain dew
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Male 332
is it just me or is that guy toothless??
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Female 1,578
he is either crying or mentally challenged
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Male 2,592
its the fat flop of sh.it people call betty, lotsa fat on her back n neck, sweaty
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Male 1,406
Can someone identify that painting? It strikes a certain chord with me.
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Male 1,312
haha, she looks like a Hutt
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Female 2,672
hes actualy crying
geniunly crying
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Male 173
Wow, ironically saying; the mentality of IABers scares me. (Mountain Dew lol, good job.)
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Male 1,093
and yet he wasnt crushed by her gravital force
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Male 1,164
Normal person: "Damn that woman`s fat."
Normal IABer: "Yes, the can he is holding has been confirmed to be Mountain Dew. Good work gentlemen, let`s go have pie."
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Male 292
You got something against mountain dew?
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Male 1,381
someone get her a celery stick.
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Male 2,868
If you look at the faux wood paneling, the generic framed landscape painting above the sofa, and the shag carpeting, it becomes glaringly obvious that this man could be drinking nothing other than Mountain Dew. Or Old Crow, but that`s clearly not a bottle of whisky in his hand.
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Male 91
It is Mountain Dew, I flipped the image and put an image of a mountain dew can beside it.
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Female 650
hahah icky
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Male 819
I vote mountain dew...
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Male 2,148
imnaked: Nobody cares about the actual picture anymore, it`s all about the can he`s holding now.
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Male 109
hmmm trailor walls man with no teath and a fat chick yup welcome to kentucky, where its only weird if you DONT f()ck your sister
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Male 2,148
The label is actually tilted the wrong way on the can, so it can`t be Mountain Dew or Canada Dry. Thank you, Google Images.
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Male 617
canada dry doesnt have as much red on the can...its a mountain dew. or more like mountain d-EWWWW amiright?? ...nevermind.
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Male 354
That is obviously a Mountain Dew.
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Female 135
lol i love that everyone is debating on what he is drinking. (which is canada dry btw) his face is priceless.
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Female 1,798
so what? maybe he likes bigger girls.
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Male 2,148
My vote is Canada Dry. Also, I drink Mountain Dew or the Bloom rip-off brand Mountain Lion.
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Female 4,376
Looks like mountain dew or mellow yellow.
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Female 1,593
"pepsi? beer? looks like a canada dry"

It IS a Canada Dry! o-o

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Female 355
"Pepsi? looks like beer :S"

I think that`s a Mountain Dew.
Who drinks that crap anymore? Oh right. Chad does.

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Female 175
yea, canada dry.
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Female 1,380
pepsi? beer? looks like a canada dry
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Female 83
Hah, look how flat the couch cushion is
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Male 562
Pepsi? looks like beer :S
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Male 77
What a lovely painting
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Male 211
"AAARRRGGGHHH THE EXCRUTIATING PAIN!!!"
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Female 961
the look of pain on his face...poor basterd
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Male 25,416
Is that pepsi hes drinking?
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Male 414
`I hear a couch screaming `

Its probably seen things no piece of furniture should ever have to

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Male 1,629
doesnt look like a bad lap dance
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Male 10,845
"GET OFF OF ME WOMAN!"
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Male 4
I hear a couch screaming
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Male 367
I call this one the hip smasher!
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Female 573
Eww. Her feet look dirty. Gross. I hate feet. Especially fat people feet.
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Male 3
they look drunk!
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Male 191
Eew. But his right arm is reaching up towards her... Enjoyment or does she just have a strong gravitational field?
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Female 1,604
well he isn`t much of a catch himself
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Male 450
h-o-t-t hott
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Male 515
this is how pondo died
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Male 1,718
This was the last known picture of Chad. He was found 2 days later in a ditch,his pelvis totally shattered. Police suspect foul play.
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Male 4,867
poor fella
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Female 1,001
I wish they still sold Mountain Dew over here..
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Male 1,646
suddenly chad disappeared into the fat flaps of tina
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Male 39
Looks like hes enjoying it.
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Male 2,510
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Male 599
Ahhhhh fat chick is very fat! My eyes need bleach now
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Male 268
she broke his legs and his junk. (cheesy I know) damn I would yell if something with that many chins tried mounting me also. Be afraid she might eat him
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Male 19,873
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