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Date: 11/09/09 09:02 AM

72 Responses to World`s Worst Lap Dance Ever–EVER! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:02 am
    Link: World`s Worst Lap Dance Ever--EVER! - Chad finally realized what people meant when they said `Be careful of what you wish for.`
  2. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:14 am
    she broke his legs and his junk. (cheesy I know) damn I would yell if something with that many chins tried mounting me also. Be afraid she might eat him
  3. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Ahhhhh fat chick is very fat! My eyes need bleach now
  4. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  5. Profile photo of Bobness
    Bobness Male 13-17
    39 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Looks like hes enjoying it.
  6. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:33 am
    suddenly chad disappeared into the fat flaps of tina
  7. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:33 am
    I wish they still sold Mountain Dew over here..
  8. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:48 am
    poor fella
  9. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:52 am
    This was the last known picture of Chad. He was found 2 days later in a ditch,his pelvis totally shattered. Police suspect foul play.
  10. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:05 am
    this is how pondo died
  11. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:26 am
    h-o-t-t hott
  12. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:32 am
    well he isn`t much of a catch himself
  13. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:51 am
    Eew. But his right arm is reaching up towards her... Enjoyment or does she just have a strong gravitational field?
  14. Profile photo of Dean_FL
    Dean_FL Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:52 am
    they look drunk!
  15. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:54 am
    Eww. Her feet look dirty. Gross. I hate feet. Especially fat people feet.
  16. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:55 am
    I call this one the hip smasher!
  17. Profile photo of JusAGuy
    JusAGuy Male 18-29
    4 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:00 am
    I hear a couch screaming
  18. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:02 am
    "GET OFF OF ME WOMAN!"
  19. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:07 am
    doesnt look like a bad lap dance
  20. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:11 am
    `I hear a couch screaming `

    Its probably seen things no piece of furniture should ever have to

  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Is that pepsi hes drinking?
  22. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:18 am
    the look of pain on his face...poor basterd
  23. Profile photo of TheSpoon
    TheSpoon Male 18-29
    212 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
    "AAARRRGGGHHH THE EXCRUTIATING PAIN!!!"
  24. Profile photo of Toochified
    Toochified Male 30-39
    77 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:20 am
    What a lovely painting
  25. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:21 am
    Pepsi? looks like beer :S
  26. Profile photo of Haushinka
    Haushinka Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Hah, look how flat the couch cushion is
  27. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:38 am
    pepsi? beer? looks like a canada dry
  28. Profile photo of princess0764
    princess0764 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:53 am
    yea, canada dry.
  29. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:56 am
    "Pepsi? looks like beer :S"

    I think that`s a Mountain Dew.
    Who drinks that crap anymore? Oh right. Chad does.

  30. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    "pepsi? beer? looks like a canada dry"

    It IS a Canada Dry! o-o

  31. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Looks like mountain dew or mellow yellow.
  32. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    My vote is Canada Dry. Also, I drink Mountain Dew or the Bloom rip-off brand Mountain Lion.
  33. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    so what? maybe he likes bigger girls.
  34. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    lol i love that everyone is debating on what he is drinking. (which is canada dry btw) his face is priceless.
  35. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    That is obviously a Mountain Dew.
  36. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    canada dry doesnt have as much red on the can...its a mountain dew. or more like mountain d-EWWWW amiright?? ...nevermind.
  37. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    The label is actually tilted the wrong way on the can, so it can`t be Mountain Dew or Canada Dry. Thank you, Google Images.
  38. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    hmmm trailor walls man with no teath and a fat chick yup welcome to kentucky, where its only weird if you DONT f()ck your sister
  39. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    imnaked: Nobody cares about the actual picture anymore, it`s all about the can he`s holding now.
  40. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    I vote mountain dew...
  41. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    hahah icky
  42. Profile photo of Nintenutts
    Nintenutts Male 13-17
    91 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    It is Mountain Dew, I flipped the image and put an image of a mountain dew can beside it.
  43. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    If you look at the faux wood paneling, the generic framed landscape painting above the sofa, and the shag carpeting, it becomes glaringly obvious that this man could be drinking nothing other than Mountain Dew. Or Old Crow, but that`s clearly not a bottle of whisky in his hand.
  44. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    someone get her a celery stick.
  45. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    You got something against mountain dew?
  46. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Normal person: "Damn that woman`s fat."
    Normal IABer: "Yes, the can he is holding has been confirmed to be Mountain Dew. Good work gentlemen, let`s go have pie."
  47. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    and yet he wasnt crushed by her gravital force
  48. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Wow, ironically saying; the mentality of IABers scares me. (Mountain Dew lol, good job.)
  49. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    hes actualy crying
    geniunly crying
  50. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    haha, she looks like a Hutt
  51. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Can someone identify that painting? It strikes a certain chord with me.
  52. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    its the fat flop of sh.it people call betty, lotsa fat on her back n neck, sweaty
  53. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    he is either crying or mentally challenged
  54. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    is it just me or is that guy toothless??
  55. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    hes just worried she`ll take his mountain dew
  56. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    he looks kinda excited and scared
  57. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    He looks like he is screaming, "Anything but the Mountain Dew!"
  58. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    hey guys what the heck is wrong with mountain dew??? i just finished one like two minutes ago. also, they don`t sell mountain dew in Europe anymore? oh yeah, blah blah blah fat chick blah blah blah cow blah blah crush his dick.
  59. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Big chick, skinny guy and wall-to-wall wood paneling. Living the dream in the double-wide.
  60. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    If that "woman" was half the size she is now she would still be two times larger than she should be, TOTALLY DISGUSTING!
  61. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    Dear lord, someone help the man.
  62. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Been there...
  63. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    im sure she just crushed his hocky stick and ball set.

    btw. i really wont lie. whats the deal with the name Chad? lol My name is Chad and i am a great person!

  64. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    Not to say that you`re a douchebag MrAnonymous, but traditionally people name their child Chad when they anticipate that he`ll grow up to be a douchebag.
  65. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:01 am
    i thought i turned out pretty awesome... -mumble mumble mumble-
  66. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:38 am
    lol thats so so funny
  67. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 2:50 am
    I hope he makes his saving throw against crushing damage..
  68. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:22 am
    Jabba the Hut in jeans
  69. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    I hope you all burn.

    Sincerly Me.

  70. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 3:03 am
    He`s incredibly wasted...I think
  71. Profile photo of KylePwn
    KylePwn Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    Man the harpoons!
  72. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Wow, all of you people must be ridiculously attractive.

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