What in the Hell is This? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

No, seriously--someone better explain this.
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Female 51
A morgue. Ahh, the sweet smell of death and antispetic.
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Male 5
I gots one of those in my closet.
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Male 1
The warning label on the "X-ray machine" appears to be in German.
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Male 191
WTF
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Male 4,593
I bet that guy screws the thing on the table every night.
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Male 394
"It is not a conspiracy. All he needs is his liberals.There is no reason to use just the lower torso, liberals do not have a brain in the upper torso either."

Bwahahaha you clueless moron...

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Male 345
ObamaCare cut-backs?
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Female 4,197
...ew
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Male 395
Donating your body to science...
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Male 1,045
maybe it`s an autopsy?

what could have caused his death?

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Male 9
It is not a conspiracy. All he needs is his liberals.There is no reason to use just the lower torso, liberals do not have a brain in the upper torso either.
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Male 438
Ummm...quick someone make up a sloppy conspiracy theory that somehow involves Obama making Marxist robots out of lower torsos to take over the world!
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Male 3,482
... o_0

Seriously...

Now I just wonder what the job description is.

"Get to play with the slightly decayed lower bodies of many young, once sexy females. Then try to find their top halves. It`s like a matchmaking service, where you match the person, to themselves!

P.S. No sex offenders..."

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Female 924
"Heh... No one did the "he`s not half the man he used to be"..."

Actually, two people already made this joke ... just read the comments.

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Female 230
O___O?! Cool job. lawlz.
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Male 106
ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!
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Male 29
what kinda person smiles doin that job?
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Female 139
Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, not the monster.
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Female 1,401
DUDE!!!!! Ive been looking for my legs for 3 weeks now! thnx for finding them!
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Male 848
Um...he seems funny.
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Male 74
Looks like the start of a new industry. Leg rentaling
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Male 211
HE`S MAKING FRANKENSTEIN!!!
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Male 759
AH! I wondered where I`d left those.
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Male 295
lol im moderatly confused
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Female 2,672
they clamped his peen?
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Male 795
Looks like someone got cut in half. I`ve seen this before when my buddy was a mortician. Happens all the time apparently......
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Male 599
Probably a Hollywood prop designer. If the top half of the guy in the morgue isn`t going to be shown in the movie/show, why even bother making it?
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Male 4,745
That double hair dryer is a little too strong. Looks like it knocked the top off of the last test subject.
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Male 695
Heh... No one did the "he`s not half the man he used to be"...

Seriously IAB... WTF?!

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Male 310
Its Black Mesa!!! WWGFD?
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Female 133
Looks like some sort of forensics lab to me. What`s the big deal?
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Female 94
A forensic pathologist showing off his new double hair dryer... hmmmm, the side effects seem to be baldness and getting you picture taken with the lower half of you last patient. Oh well, his has-mat suit is pretty sweet... I bet he gets the ladies...
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Female 688
*twitch*
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Male 54
Could be a pathologist, forensics, or possibly practicing vascular surgery. That`s a mobile x-ray machine in the background (well, Image Intensifier, but basicaly the same thing). And the legs would be the test subject, and the big pole is to stop them slipping off the table.

Sorry, bit of a sensible answer I know.

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Male 499
@number43

I think he may have been referring to the decapited legs rubbing it`s nuts to a metal pole.

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Male 759
His hands aren`t actually blue. Those are gloves... or were you talking about something else?
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Male 422
Didn`t know this was crazypoo.com...
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Male 562
He is going to sow them legs onto his body so he can be MANSPIDER!! OMFG
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Male 26
Magoo22, obviously you aren`t familiar with the female body.
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Female 154
Wouldn`t it suck to die... and then the lower half of your naked body end up on I-Am-Bored....

wow....

what legacy...

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Male 157
Mmm.. Lunch! :D
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Female 142
What this is is your tax dollars being spent on a vital cause. Manufacturing zombies piece by piece.
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Male 660
I`d say it`s a female lower torso and legs. Personally I`d like to always carry a spare....for when I got a little......"anxious."
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Male 782
Half man Half machine
No biggie
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Female 248
Its like if we ate human legs instead of chcken legs...
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Male 2,510
on a lighter note, FAP FAP FAP.
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Male 2,510
that`s the bottom half of a man, what? it`s like you guys have never seen a dead body before.
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Female 512
I used to want to work in a morgue when I was a kid...I still think it would be a cool job. A bit anti-social & lousy hours...but cool nonetheless.
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Male 358
another day at the morgue
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Male 1,093
worst thing is is that the guy is smiling O_o
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Female 1,697
please let that be a doll and not for real *shaking*
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Female 444
WTF?!
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Female 98
That`s a can o` balls.
I think the smell of rotting flesh would get to me before the blood would. And dear god when the bloaters come in and you have to pop `em!!!
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Male 216
sucks for that guy.
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Male 3,425
I once applied for a job in a morgue, always thought it would be a kind of cool thing to do...
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Male 76
Quite obviously it`s a post-mortem. There, I answered.
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Male 2,238
[quote]He is only half the man he used to be[/quote]

Ba dum bum CSH

I guess this is just another day in the morgue.

Or, you know, "OMG SHOPPED"

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Male 736
The title answers itself.
What the hell is this? A picture.
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Male 1,399
Looks like the kitchen in my favorite restaurant.

Hey it`s Rudy the cook! Hey Rudy! Whatcha got for the special tonight?

FRESH LEGS YUM!

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Male 528
Wow, what a fupa!
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Male 13,630
He is only half the man he used to be
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Male 10,440
I`m usually the skeptic, but I`m gonna say thats real.
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Female 202
disgustinggg!
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Female 126
eww is this real???
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Female 606
whoa. wtf. so bizarre.
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Female 96
Why it`s two blow dryers strapped to a tripod. It comes in handy for armless people or for those who do not like to hold the blow dryer while drying their hair.
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Female 3,828
so weird
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Male 9
They`re taking Macro cross sections for a gross anatomy analysis
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Male 288
SarahBorg:

"If this is a cadaver, than why does it look like the skin is peeled at the bottom of his left leg, and there`s no blood underneath? "

Dead bodies don`t bleed, especially if they have been dead for hours or days...

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Male 129
If this is a cadaver, than why does it look like the skin is peeled at the bottom of his left leg, and there`s no blood underneath?

Cause the Dead do not bleed...not blood pressure to push it out...

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Female 3,562
If this is a cadaver, than why does it look like the skin is peeled at the bottom of his left leg, and there`s no blood underneath?
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Female 5,222
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Male 37
It`s a cadaver and the one thing that prevented me from wanting to become a surgeon. Something about the smell that I could only describe to be that of a rotting pumpkin, and the yellow fat that literally gushed out of the torso when I cut into gave me the thought "Yeah, not for me!!!". So in a way I can thank the 70 year old lady who succumbed of lung cancer for keeping me from spending a lifes savings on the schooling required to become a surgeon.
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Female 105
He`s got two legs from his hips to the ground, when he moves `em they walk around...
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Male 164
He is so fired when this gets back to his boss.
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Male 223
D=
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Male 4,014
Thelonious - rigourmortis isn`t permanent. After a certain period of time, a corpse will become moveable again.
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Male 152
Brutaaaalx2
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Female 443
Gah isn`t it toe-tag not ankle-tag?? Losers!
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Male 3,310
Those legs sure do bend well for a corpse. Uh, yeah
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Male 211
im wondering why this was even posted..yeah its a dead person not a decoration. its really gross..
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Male 196
He works in a morgue, the legs are from a dead body that was in an accident, what a scary picture.
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Male 101
dad?
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Female 9,584
I don`t even wanna try...
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Male 4
haha wow. i saw that and was like O.o
then i read opies coment and was like :/
wait... :D
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Male 81
Um...wtf?! o_0
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Female 15,763
That guy has my hand too...
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Female 1,893
if u like cadavers so much read the book Stiff, its a true story about the life and death of cadavers
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Male 8,300
> Mattyroofles
> cadavers... you get used to them after a while

Q. What`s the difference between dead hookers and toxic waste?
A. There`s no toxic waste buried in mattyroofles` backyard.

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Female 1,893
ok I-AM-BORED is getting preaty fricking creepy, halloween is over guys
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Male 326
WTF? He`s posing as if it`s a portrait. That is really freaky.
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Male 85
cadavers... you get used to them after a while.
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Male 8,300
Its the other half of that guy on Springer, the stagehand who walks around stage on his hands... someone ring him and tell him we`ve found it.
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Male 367
Reminds me of medical school. Fun times!
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Male 7,839
scientific testing?
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Male 353
Somebody out there got legless...
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Male 788
IAB is next ogrish?
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Female 1,593
O-O
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Female 1,264
"Cause of death appears to be a poorly executed magic trick."

LOL

But seriously, WTF is going on in that pic?

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Male 34
He`s got legs, he knows how to use them.
He never begs, he knows how to choose them.
He only lets you wonder how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them.


Couldn`t help but think of that song when I saw this picture (but obviously changing "She" to "He" )

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Female 90
Erm.. denistry gone really really wrong?
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Female 232
It`s just a partial abortion, nothing to get up in arms about HA
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Female 423
lmao @ almightybob1
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Male 4,290
"Cause of death appears to be a poorly executed magic trick."
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Male 716
Um... er...

He`s about to try to give a handicapped person new legs via surgery?

I got nothin.

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Male 1,815
Well, at least there`s sunlight coming in. It would be about 100x more creepy if this was in the dank dungeon of the hospital
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Male 150
HOLY CRAP THAT MY SCIENCE TEACHER!!!
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Male 1,297
...kinky?
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Male 46
would be a freaky haunted house..
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Male 103
he just likes a nice pair of legs.. whats wrong with that?
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Male 328
Hmm......better leave this one alone I have a feeling something bad would come out of my mind about this.
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Male 1,190
That guy is half the man he used to be!!!
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Male 74
that one helluva sex change...
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Female 271
Seeing stuff like that makes me not want to donate my body to science!
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Male 419
.... at a loss for words...
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Male 678
the guy on the table that is.
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Male 678
he looks like he`s having way to fun in there!
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Male 10,855
Where the hell`s the torso?
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Male 703
ABORTION
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Male 95
I think ill just pass on the necrophiliac joke here.
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Male 3,296
yeah, this would be creepy if the legs where standing up
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Female 275
lmao @ Lionhart2
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Male 8,300
Well ok seriously then. Its a very rare look into a post mortem lab. This is not at all an unusual scene. Some of what you see in there, you cannot even begin to imagine but the best thing is to stop thinking of things as a `person` and start thinking of them as `test sample, slice A`, that helps a lot.
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Female 1
hello cadaver research.
you never know what will happen when you donate your body to science.
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Male 8,300
Looks like a perfectly ordinary nerd in white coveralls with blue gloves to me?

OH... you meant the OTHER guy...???

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Female 446
D:
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Male 61
It`s the bottom half of a damn person is what it is.
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Male 205
It`s a pair of legs on a table.
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Male 553
that would be the saw a person in half trick gone horribly wrong
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Male 225
It`s like my little world has been turned upside down.
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Male 1,162
he has sex with it. So what. Oh you mean those dangling limbs. Yeah, about that.
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Male 346
uhhhhh.... guy had a bad day I guess.
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Male 430
What? Looks like a normal Friday night to me...
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Male 516
that`s necrophilia
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Female 45
it appears to be a post-mortem exam.
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Male 12,365
It`s an engineering research lab on a space station. He`s testing how a new spaceship hull design behaves in atmosphere - the fan in the top right of the shot blows air over the model that he`s positioning with his left hand.

On the table is the bottom half of an android that another engineer is working on. They`ve just nipped off for some raktajino.

Quite obvious, really.

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Male 638
Wow I would expect something like this to be on Ogrish not IAB... Keep it up.
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Male 21,006
Link: What in the Hell is This? [Pic] [Rate Link] - No, seriously--someone better explain this.
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