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Bwahahaha you clueless moron...
what could have caused his death?
Now I just wonder what the job description is.
"Get to play with the slightly decayed lower bodies of many young, once sexy females. Then try to find their top halves. It`s like a matchmaking service, where you match the person, to themselves!
P.S. No sex offenders..."
Actually, two people already made this joke ... just read the comments.
Seriously IAB... WTF?!
Sorry, bit of a sensible answer I know.
I think he may have been referring to the decapited legs rubbing it`s nuts to a metal pole.
Ba dum bum CSH
I guess this is just another day in the morgue.
Or, you know, "OMG SHOPPED"
Hey it`s Rudy the cook! Hey Rudy! Whatcha got for the special tonight?
FRESH LEGS YUM!
"If this is a cadaver, than why does it look like the skin is peeled at the bottom of his left leg, and there`s no blood underneath? "
Dead bodies don`t bleed, especially if they have been dead for hours or days...
Cause the Dead do not bleed...not blood pressure to push it out...
Q. What`s the difference between dead hookers and toxic waste?A. There`s no toxic waste buried in mattyroofles` backyard.
But seriously, WTF is going on in that pic?
Couldn`t help but think of that song when I saw this picture (but obviously changing "She" to "He" )
He`s about to try to give a handicapped person new legs via surgery?
I got nothin.
OH... you meant the OTHER guy...???
On the table is the bottom half of an android that another engineer is working on. They`ve just nipped off for some raktajino.
Quite obvious, really.