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Date: 11/04/09 07:03 AM

35 Responses to Various Jobs I Could Get, Tales Of Mere Existence

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    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:42 am
    Link: Various Jobs I Could Get, Tales Of Mere Existence - As the recession appears to be winding down, it`s a good time to start contemplating the future...
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    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:10 am
    story of my lfe
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    PennyStrange Female 18-29
    14 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:20 am
    That made me smile. :)
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:23 am
    really f*cking depressing, but makes some good points
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    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:24 am
    What`s wrong with staying in adolescence?!
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    untiedshoes6 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:31 am
    It`s funny, I was just looking around online for work when I saw this lol.

    I hate to say it, but it`s true. Does working at a job you actually enjoy, and want to go to every work day exist anymore? It seems like with me I`ll either a) work at a horrible job with horrible pay, but only part-time. I won`t have to be there much, but I`ll won`t be able to sustain myself financially. b) work at said job full-time. I`ll have an apartment, and a little bit on money in my pocket, but I`ll be completely and utterly drained, physically and emotionally. Plus my social life will pretty much be non-existent. or c) I play the lovely, life-devoting-to-student-loans game of college, where after 6 years of annoying schoolwork, I am only given a slightly better chance at getting a higher paying job that everyone else is competing for.


    FML.

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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:41 am
    For the younger crowd here, GET A DEGREE. Doesn`t matter what it`s in. Get one.

    A degree makes the difference between working your butt off 10 hours a day for minimum wage and working at a normal job for a good amount of money. Most guys I know with degrees, work 8 hours a day, but actually spend most of the day screwing around on their computer. Then they go home with a $200,000 a year pay check.

    Without a degree, you`ll go home with $12,000 a year and when you work an 8 hour day, it will be 8 solid hours of intense work.

    A degree is the difference between happiness and being miserable. Of course there are a few exceptions, but why take the chance?

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    Dooked Male 18-29
    517 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:58 am
    Then they go home with a $200,000 a year pay check.


    HAHAHAHAHA. So, getting a degree will make earn that much? Come on, be realistic

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    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:05 am
    aaaw that was kinda cute... in a sort of depressing way _--
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:07 am
    this makes me want to just /GiveUp on life...
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:07 am
    thank you patchouly. having just gotten my degree two years ago, the truth of what you say is now JUST setting in. listen up kids!
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Patchouly: you`re perpetuating this misguided notion that if you have a degree you automatically get a large paycheck right out of college. Ya still need to start at the bottom of the "degree" ladder.
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:18 am
    I was just wondering about which job could I get, pleas let it be a good one!
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:21 am
    untiedshoes: yes, those jobs exist. Much of it is attitude and a good bit is luck. I have one. Love my job, love my boss, love my coworkers

    ...except for you EDWIN you egotistical fop.

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    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:41 am
    I love tales of mere existence. He manages to tell the unconfortable truth abouth everything.
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    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:04 am
    I knew it! People do work at the DMV to get revenge on humanity! It all makes sense now...
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:51 am
    grad school, here I come. "That`s Dr. PROFESSOR Patrick to YOU!"
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:59 am
    Wow - that`s pretty much average working life in a nutshell. I smell a debate brewing about degrees.......
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:27 am
    I heard anesthesiology is a pretty nice paying job...
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    tItsorGTFO Female 18-29
    46 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:38 am
    I owe my sanity to Tales of Mere Existence and this is another great work of art by Lev
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:58 am
    that was awesome.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:16 am
    I love Tales of Mere Existence.
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Ya know,

    I submitted other things from Tales of Mere Existence before this and it never got on.

    :[

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Nice!
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    wow
    ive never seen these before
    thyre realy good
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    guv`ment job it is!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Yep, last job FTW. Sounds good to me.
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    i absoloutely love Tales of Mere Existence.. they`re so true!
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    sgt-hessu Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 4, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    seems that im lucky. Nice job, long holidays, good salary.. but long times away from home. might get captured by pirates and might get killed while working..
    really, if ure up to it, consider a job in the merchant navy or oil rigs. When i graduate im looking jobs with 22.000$/month :-)
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    this guys voice is great.
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    Zim132 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    I love this guy! He`s so funny
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    ...Or you could just join the real navy and get benefits forever....
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    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 12:18 am
    haha.. 22.000$/month.
    thats laughable, whether one takes it to mean 22 bucks or 22 grand. i didnt even know it was POSSIBLE for a new grad to earn over $250000 a year.
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    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:01 am
    thats why I`m joining Starfleet the minute it`s set up.
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    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:22 am
    The DMV...that`s perfect!

    Revnge on humanity. I like his thinking.

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