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Category: Games
Date: 11/19/09 01:02 PM

49 Responses to Unicorn Vs. Narwhal

  1. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Link: Unicorn Vs. Narwhal - Two natural born enemies face off in a battle to the death and you play God! The horniest game on the interwebz!
  2. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:15 am
    not bad but too short
  3. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Stupid...
  4. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:36 am
    i played as a unicorn fighting a Narwhal and at the end it said "you have defeated three unicorns!" LIKE WTF?
  5. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:47 am
    pretty lame...
  6. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:55 am
    not a bad concept, but i didnt like the game
  7. Profile photo of soul_less
    soul_less Female 18-29
    53 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:22 am
    i love the saying that went with the game. "horniest" other then that it was pretty lame
  8. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:04 am
    It ain`t not mortal combat.
  9. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:07 am
    Bit crap. The unicorns always win, and at the end it assumes you`re a narwhal.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Doesn`t really play that well.

    1 star. :-(

  11. Profile photo of Greven
    Greven Male 18-29
    16 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Too easy.
    Unicorns got more range.
    And narvals got stun beam.
  12. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:20 am
    Not fun to play, no measurable sense of humor and pooe art. What a great game.
  13. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:22 am
    I`ve written better games. In SQL.
  14. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:27 am
    lame
  15. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:39 am
    suck
  16. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:42 am
    i thought it was ok, but the charge and stuff was kinda weak. good concept though.
  17. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:57 am
    As awesome as both unicorns and narwhals are, this game is unbelievably boring.
  18. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:58 am
    oh atom the feeling I get when I go to your website is indescribable. pooty videos, pooty games. pooty site. die in a fire.
  19. Profile photo of olive123
    olive123 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    narwhals are 50% body fat.
  20. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    dumb
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Pathetico!
  22. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    f*ck atom
  23. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Too easy. Also, dumb.
  24. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    i cant even jump without scrolling up wtf
  25. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    "i played as a unicorn fighting a Narwhal and at the end it said "you have defeated three unicorns!" LIKE WTF?"

    Said the same for me

  26. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Atom... no thanks even for games.
  27. Profile photo of Shanksta
    Shanksta Male 13-17
    22 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Fail
  28. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I DID NOT DEFEAT MY OWN KIND, I HAVE MADE THEM THRIVE.
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Haha endscreenfail.
  30. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Patetico indeed.
  31. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    i...defeated...3 unicorns...
    but i was a unicorn...
  32. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    you don`t deserve the words "unicorn" "narwhal" or "horniest" in your game title.
  33. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Oh, the huge manatee...
  34. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    What the gdamn f*ck. That was the sh*ttiest game ever. Also, whoever made it clearly has a vendetta against narwhals as the unicorns were much better.
  35. Profile photo of lohrj
    lohrj Male 30-39
    48 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Playing this free game made me want to go out and buy a game.
  36. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    I defeated 3 narwhals, but it told me a I defeated 3 unicorns.

    What a stupid game.

  37. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Easy, all you have to do is get somewhat close, use your ranged, and then they pause for like 3 seconds for a counter-ranged attack, then you use your melee attack and jump and they miss their ranged, and then you repeat.
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:38 am
    I killed 3 unicorns with a my narwhal, Easy. held the right arrow and kept using range attack ad-nauseum. This was the stupidest game ever approved here.
  39. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:12 am
    It`s official. Atom`s games suck just as much as their videos.
  40. Profile photo of geekenstein
    geekenstein Male 18-29
    12 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:19 am
    Awful. I respect the people who managed to get through more than one round of this hideous hideous game
  41. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    when i was a narwhal i couldn`t get past #1 cause i have to go close range. when i was unicorn the 3rd one f*cking pwned me in 10 seconds
  42. Profile photo of skinnybox
    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    beat all three lvls with both characters, weird thing is that when u beat it with the unicorn, it says "congrats, you killed 3 unicorns" or something like that, and it says the exact same thing if u beat with the Narwhals
  43. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    ATOM must be destroyed. The computers will revolt against us at some point... that point is when they have had enough of ATOM.com.
    Isn`t there a hacker group or "anonymous" or something that can crash their servers or whatever? Really... I mean, really... How can they be so famous and make so much money? Why are they on Comedy Central? Why haven`t they just failed? on their own? from their own poor poor product?
    I hate ATOM.com more than I hate that stupid bird noise that chirps every time you open a link.
    IAB... do you even read the comments sections of your posts?
    I know that there is at least one person that hates every post, but I figure that there is the opposite effect on ATOM.com posts. Even though there may be one person who loves the ATOM.com posts, you should take it down because of the opposite effect means the opposite outcome. You keep the posts up that only one person hates... take down the one that only one person likes. Please.
  44. Profile photo of princess0764
    princess0764 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 10:59 am
    omfg atom.com SUCKS!
  45. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:59 am
    wtf? when i was a unicorn and i killed the last narwal it said "Congrats you killed three unicorns!" wtf?!?
  46. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    so gay
  47. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 2:56 am
    plz stop linking atom
  48. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Wtf
    This just sucks ass
    I pwnd narhwals with mah unicorn.
    And @ the and it says
    U defeated 3 Unicorns? But i am 1? -.-
    drat Atom
  49. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    how can this pass as a game??

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