Unicorn Vs. Narwhal

Submitted by: Woot45 7 years ago in Games
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/unicorn_vs_narwhal/?xrs=cpc_iambored

Two natural born enemies face off in a battle to the death and you play God! The horniest game on the interwebz!
There are 49 comments:
Male 4,807
how can this pass as a game??
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Male 1,043
Wtf
This just sucks ass
I pwnd narhwals with mah unicorn.
And @ the and it says
U defeated 3 Unicorns? But i am 1? -.-
drat Atom
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Male 197
plz stop linking atom
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Female 3,598
so gay
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Female 158
wtf? when i was a unicorn and i killed the last narwal it said "Congrats you killed three unicorns!" wtf?!?
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Female 175
omfg atom.com SUCKS!
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Male 197
ATOM must be destroyed. The computers will revolt against us at some point... that point is when they have had enough of ATOM.com.
Isn`t there a hacker group or "anonymous" or something that can crash their servers or whatever? Really... I mean, really... How can they be so famous and make so much money? Why are they on Comedy Central? Why haven`t they just failed? on their own? from their own poor poor product?
I hate ATOM.com more than I hate that stupid bird noise that chirps every time you open a link.
IAB... do you even read the comments sections of your posts?
I know that there is at least one person that hates every post, but I figure that there is the opposite effect on ATOM.com posts. Even though there may be one person who loves the ATOM.com posts, you should take it down because of the opposite effect means the opposite outcome. You keep the posts up that only one person hates... take down the one that only one person likes. Please.
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Male 168
beat all three lvls with both characters, weird thing is that when u beat it with the unicorn, it says "congrats, you killed 3 unicorns" or something like that, and it says the exact same thing if u beat with the Narwhals
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Male 1,918
when i was a narwhal i couldn`t get past #1 cause i have to go close range. when i was unicorn the 3rd one f*cking pwned me in 10 seconds
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Male 12
Awful. I respect the people who managed to get through more than one round of this hideous hideous game
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Male 2,521
It`s official. Atom`s games suck just as much as their videos.
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Male 17,512
I killed 3 unicorns with a my narwhal, Easy. held the right arrow and kept using range attack ad-nauseum. This was the stupidest game ever approved here.
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Male 2,486
Easy, all you have to do is get somewhat close, use your ranged, and then they pause for like 3 seconds for a counter-ranged attack, then you use your melee attack and jump and they miss their ranged, and then you repeat.
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Male 679
I defeated 3 narwhals, but it told me a I defeated 3 unicorns.

What a stupid game.

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Male 48
Playing this free game made me want to go out and buy a game.
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Male 292
What the gdamn f*ck. That was the sh*ttiest game ever. Also, whoever made it clearly has a vendetta against narwhals as the unicorns were much better.
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Female 285
Oh, the huge manatee...
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Male 363
you don`t deserve the words "unicorn" "narwhal" or "horniest" in your game title.
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Male 845
i...defeated...3 unicorns...
but i was a unicorn...
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Male 1,765
Patetico indeed.
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Female 15,763
Haha endscreenfail.
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Female 536
I DID NOT DEFEAT MY OWN KIND, I HAVE MADE THEM THRIVE.
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Male 22
Fail
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Female 288
Atom... no thanks even for games.
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Male 715
"i played as a unicorn fighting a Narwhal and at the end it said "you have defeated three unicorns!" LIKE WTF?"

Said the same for me

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Male 299
i cant even jump without scrolling up wtf
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Female 125
Too easy. Also, dumb.
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Male 5,314
f*ck atom
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Male 25,416
Pathetico!
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Female 1,401
dumb
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Female 32
narwhals are 50% body fat.
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Male 2,050
oh atom the feeling I get when I go to your website is indescribable. pooty videos, pooty games. pooty site. die in a fire.
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Male 3,425
As awesome as both unicorns and narwhals are, this game is unbelievably boring.
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Female 3,828
i thought it was ok, but the charge and stuff was kinda weak. good concept though.
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Male 2,034
suck
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Male 2,604
lame
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Male 2,220
I`ve written better games. In SQL.
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Male 439
Not fun to play, no measurable sense of humor and pooe art. What a great game.
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Male 16
Too easy.
Unicorns got more range.
And narvals got stun beam.
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Male 2,372
Doesn`t really play that well.

1 star. :-(

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Male 1,929
Bit crap. The unicorns always win, and at the end it assumes you`re a narwhal.
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Male 795
It ain`t not mortal combat.
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Female 53
i love the saying that went with the game. "horniest" other then that it was pretty lame
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Male 1,485
not a bad concept, but i didnt like the game
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Male 1,646
pretty lame...
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Male 964
i played as a unicorn fighting a Narwhal and at the end it said "you have defeated three unicorns!" LIKE WTF?
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Male 1,266
Stupid...
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Female 877
not bad but too short
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Female 1,398
Link: Unicorn Vs. Narwhal [Rate Link] - Two natural born enemies face off in a battle to the death and you play God! The horniest game on the interwebz!
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