Ultra Realistic Modern Warfare 3 is Best Yet [Vid]

Submitted by: onionawarene 7 years ago Funny

The third installment of Modern Warfare is being called the most realistic POV video game ever created. Here"s why...
There are 32 comments:
Male 2,788
"comes with a 12 pound controller shaped like an M2-49 machine gun that you must carry at all times but cannot fire without explicit orders"

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Male 1,557
Oh, it`s Onion. ¬_¬

Basically the link should say what it is, but then under it say "not really" to show that its not a real link and so not to get your hopes up that its as interesting as it sounds.

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Female 1,283
Altaru, I suggest you go to a Super Wal-Mart on the outskirts of your town, they`re ALWAYS in stock of anything lol.
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Male 274
"Did you realize how lame a game that would be and that how it was pretty much real people on a green screen"

It was actually the training level from modern warfare 2.

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Male 1,666
But seriously, Modern Warfare 2 rocks. Get it.
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Male 1,918
"is this even real?"
Did you realize how lame a game that would be and that how it was pretty much real people on a green screen
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Male 3,482
"is this even real?"

IT`S THE ONION, DUDE.

If you haven`t figured out what the Onion is yet, then you should just quit the internet.


I haven`t got my copy of MW2 yet... That`s why I`m sitting here on IAB...

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Male 6
@arbniter20

It`s onion...

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Male 332
is this even real?
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Male 30
cause everyone knows they worked on part 3 before they were finished with part 2;)
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Male 795
I love the Onion. Too bad the print version died out. Was great toilet fodder.
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Male 25,416
Dats spot on!
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Female 1,386
Bleh. Onion.
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Male 2,199
lol i thought it would be that when you bought the MW3 game, inside is a draft letter sending you to the front lines in Iraq.
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Male 3,431
Freaking spot on. The military is hours of boredom punctuated by moments of stark terror.
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Male 4,290
Rick_S: How is this any more disrespectful than a game that depicts them as bloodthirsty psychopaths slaughtering anything in their way?

The games take one aspect of being a soldier and exaggerate it for entertainment purposes.
The Onion has done the same, but with a different aspect.
I don`t think either is disrespectful.

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Male 1,646
i love me some onion
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Male 90
LMFAO "comes with a 12 pound controller shaped like an M2-49 machine gun that you must carry at all times but canot fire without explicit orders" HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Male 1,647

F*kng Onion. -.- They were funny once upon a time, but not in the last.. year, at least.

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Male 3,619
"You have to face down a college student who keeps asking you if it was like black hawk down"
XD XD PREEHYEHEHEHEHEHe....
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Male 1,270
"They don`t do that much for you to begin with, other than keeping the price of oil down."

You REALLY want to open that can of worms?

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Male 6,694
My best buddy is in Afghanistan right now and he loved this. Yes they do work hard and get shot at but there is also a ton of this. Some days your whole day is just like this.
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Male 4,431
Sweet! Although, it should have shipped with a week`s worth of MREs to use during game play.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Belittles what our men and women in the military do for us. [/quote]

They don`t do that much for you to begin with, other than keeping the price of oil down.

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Male 415
Nicely done, quite funny.
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Male 2,332
Awesome Wii controller :p
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Male 157
Rick apparently you`re not familiar with the onion, or satire, or humor for that matter.
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Male 995
"The sacrifices these people make deserve much more respect than this."

Respectful humour is like alcohol-free beer. Yes, it`s out there, but the alternative is way better

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Male 3,315
Don`t like it. Belittles what our men and women in the military do for us. Yes, a lot of time is like that, but there is a lot of time spent fighting for your life. The sacrifices these people make deserve much more respect than this.
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Male 1,929
Good point, nicely made.
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Male 5
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