Uh Oh, The Barista Is On To You... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Just keep looking at your screen and act oblivious--and whatever you do, keep sipping from your cup.
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Female 3,598
i like you unbanned...
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Female 138
BumbleBB... ur cats are really cute... sorry had to be said
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Male 64
Kirsten de lange?
thats a dutch name :D
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Male 1
You are not alone there akinis.
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Female 1,112
I agree dumb joke...

baileyabb.... if you couldn`t make sense of that little blurb, you deserve to have your head explode.

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Female 13
It happens. At this time I prefer to save my extra cash to buy heels that have a zombie face printed on them (as in the peeptoes are the mouth and the head is printed along the rest of the shoe) instead of coffee that`s overpriced. It also doesn`t help that I amuse myself and don`t grammar Nazi myself so sometimes things come out more off the wall then intended.
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Male 516
"so its a coffee joke? i dont drink coffee so i didnt get it >.<"

is it really that hard to understand?

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Female 895
""thank God, CAN afford Starbucks, but I prefer shoes. Zombie shoes. Which is where my ridiculously expensive coffee fund is going to right now.""


Do you ever read a sentence over and over again trying to make sense but It feels like its in another language. It`s not even Monday and I feel like my brain exploded.

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Female 5,222
so its a coffee joke? i dont drink coffee so i didnt get it >.<
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Male 535
I thought it was a reference to two girls one cup....

Shows where my mind is....

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Female 1,412
haha i get it.. :D
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Male 2,582
"lol awesome"
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I have some keys I can jingle in your face to keeps you laughing,
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Female 3,828
lol awesome
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Female 13
Joey, go to a military supply store. Campfire percolator that makes 2 cups works on your stove and they`re $2.50 everywhere from CA to PA (I have to replace this pot a lot because everyone steals it). Dollar stores amazingly sell coffee that is drinkable for, you guessed it, a buck.

I, thank God, CAN afford Starbucks, but I prefer shoes. Zombie shoes. Which is where my ridiculously expensive coffee fund is going to right now.

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Male 3,425
Free internet is never free. In the UK we have this thing called The Cloud, it offers "free Wifi" across the country at places like McDonalds, but it`s not actually free, you have to pay £10 a month... So yeah, not entirely sure how they can advertise it free.
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Male 999
there is always one hair that stands up on my head...
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Male 22
They do charge for internet at Starbucks, but you can get a card, sort of like a replenish-able gift card. As long as the amount stays above 0.00 they give you a free 2 hours of wi-fi per day.
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Male 9,305
"I don`t understand people who spend hours on the internet at Starbucks... IT`S NOT FREE."

Oh they charge now? Smart move considering all the damn leeches. I mean once I was in front of one after it closed, and some guy just drove up in front, parked, and opened his laptop! :P

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Male 8,302
Drink water. The LD50 (Lethal Dose for 50% of drinkers) of caffeine is about 80-100 cups of coffee in a 24 hours period.
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Female 285
LOL, he should`ve replied, "I`ll buy another one when I finish this one. Now pull up your shirt you skank."
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Male 7
Wow you can turn the whole airport off
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Male 533
i hate coffee....
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Male 37
Damn Joey you can`t be that poor! Try being me, I`m a student in college AND I`m training to be a commercial pilot. Yet, I still have enough money to go to Target, buy a 10 dollar coffee maker, 5 bucks of coffee grounds, and go home to drink myself into a caffeine induced high. Don`t tell me you can`t do the same unless you spend most of you income on textbooks and crack!
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Male 1,523
Ohhh. Hes at an internet cafe.
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Female 15,763
Mine was 4 dollars, Joey. Come on now... you can`t be THAT poor. This is why God made thrift stores.
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Male 174
Pah I can`t even afford a coffee machine - being a student sucks :(
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Male 276
I know how you feel opie....I have resorted to making y own frozen mochas ....nothing is better then caffeine, chocolate and cold deliciousness
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Female 15,763
I don`t understand people who spend hours on the internet at Starbucks... IT`S NOT FREE.

I guess I`m just sore because not in my wildest dreams could I afford Starbucks right now. *hugs own coffee machine* It`s just you and me, buddy.

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Female 213
OHHH I get it >D
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Male 193
heh, this needs to be more specific but i think MertMerchant got the right idea. people buying a small latte but taking up a table for four hours reading or writing
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Male 310
Its not abuse if they offer it for free. So mooch away. lol. People at starbucks are all working in their movie scripts or memoirs or something. Its all very vapid and self-indulgent.
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Female 196
The internet at Starbucks isn`t really free. You have to buy a Starbucks card to use it....tragic.
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Female 277
2 girls 1 cup?
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Female 91
So this person hacked his own operating system...
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Female 839
....um....?
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Male 9,305
"i....dont get it"

People usually just go into starbucks, buy a cheap drink and then sit in there ALL day and just tool around on their laptops. They abuse the free internet.

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Female 1,890
i....dont get it
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Male 25,417
Fail!
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Female 1,578
I always feel bad when i use the wifi in panera bread co for more than an hour or so. Oh well.
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Male 690
lulz
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Male 20,827
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