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Date: 11/25/09 11:04 AM

41 Responses to Uh Oh, The Barista Is On To You… [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 9:52 am
    Link: Uh Oh, The Barista Is On To You... - Just keep looking at your screen and act oblivious--and whatever you do, keep sipping from your cup.
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    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 11:13 am
    lulz
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 11:22 am
    I always feel bad when i use the wifi in panera bread co for more than an hour or so. Oh well.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Fail!
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    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 11:52 am
    i....dont get it
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    "i....dont get it"

    People usually just go into starbucks, buy a cheap drink and then sit in there ALL day and just tool around on their laptops. They abuse the free internet.

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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    ....um....?
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    moonperyie Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    So this person hacked his own operating system...
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    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    2 girls 1 cup?
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    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    The internet at Starbucks isn`t really free. You have to buy a Starbucks card to use it....tragic.
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    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Its not abuse if they offer it for free. So mooch away. lol. People at starbucks are all working in their movie scripts or memoirs or something. Its all very vapid and self-indulgent.
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    kooleyo Male 13-17
    193 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    heh, this needs to be more specific but i think MertMerchant got the right idea. people buying a small latte but taking up a table for four hours reading or writing
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    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    OHHH I get it >D
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    I don`t understand people who spend hours on the internet at Starbucks... IT`S NOT FREE.

    I guess I`m just sore because not in my wildest dreams could I afford Starbucks right now. *hugs own coffee machine* It`s just you and me, buddy.

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    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    I know how you feel opie....I have resorted to making y own frozen mochas ....nothing is better then caffeine, chocolate and cold deliciousness
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    joey7415963 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Pah I can`t even afford a coffee machine - being a student sucks :(
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    Mine was 4 dollars, Joey. Come on now... you can`t be THAT poor. This is why God made thrift stores.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Ohhh. Hes at an internet cafe.
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    cshoo711 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Damn Joey you can`t be that poor! Try being me, I`m a student in college AND I`m training to be a commercial pilot. Yet, I still have enough money to go to Target, buy a 10 dollar coffee maker, 5 bucks of coffee grounds, and go home to drink myself into a caffeine induced high. Don`t tell me you can`t do the same unless you spend most of you income on textbooks and crack!
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    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    i hate coffee....
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    Panther71 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Wow you can turn the whole airport off
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    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    LOL, he should`ve replied, "I`ll buy another one when I finish this one. Now pull up your shirt you skank."
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Drink water. The LD50 (Lethal Dose for 50% of drinkers) of caffeine is about 80-100 cups of coffee in a 24 hours period.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    "I don`t understand people who spend hours on the internet at Starbucks... IT`S NOT FREE."

    Oh they charge now? Smart move considering all the damn leeches. I mean once I was in front of one after it closed, and some guy just drove up in front, parked, and opened his laptop! :P

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    Tirith45 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    They do charge for internet at Starbucks, but you can get a card, sort of like a replenish-able gift card. As long as the amount stays above 0.00 they give you a free 2 hours of wi-fi per day.
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    there is always one hair that stands up on my head...
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    Free internet is never free. In the UK we have this thing called The Cloud, it offers "free Wifi" across the country at places like McDonalds, but it`s not actually free, you have to pay £10 a month... So yeah, not entirely sure how they can advertise it free.
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    elletheduck Female 30-39
    13 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 2:51 am
    Joey, go to a military supply store. Campfire percolator that makes 2 cups works on your stove and they`re $2.50 everywhere from CA to PA (I have to replace this pot a lot because everyone steals it). Dollar stores amazingly sell coffee that is drinkable for, you guessed it, a buck.

    I, thank God, CAN afford Starbucks, but I prefer shoes. Zombie shoes. Which is where my ridiculously expensive coffee fund is going to right now.

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 2:54 am
    lol awesome
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 3:26 am
    "lol awesome"
    ----------------
    I have some keys I can jingle in your face to keeps you laughing,
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 4:18 am
    haha i get it.. :D
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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 8:20 am
    I thought it was a reference to two girls one cup....

    Shows where my mind is....

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 10:10 am
    so its a coffee joke? i dont drink coffee so i didnt get it >.<
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 11:03 am
    ""thank God, CAN afford Starbucks, but I prefer shoes. Zombie shoes. Which is where my ridiculously expensive coffee fund is going to right now.""


    Do you ever read a sentence over and over again trying to make sense but It feels like its in another language. It`s not even Monday and I feel like my brain exploded.

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    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    "so its a coffee joke? i dont drink coffee so i didnt get it >.<"

    is it really that hard to understand?

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    elletheduck Female 30-39
    13 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    It happens. At this time I prefer to save my extra cash to buy heels that have a zombie face printed on them (as in the peeptoes are the mouth and the head is printed along the rest of the shoe) instead of coffee that`s overpriced. It also doesn`t help that I amuse myself and don`t grammar Nazi myself so sometimes things come out more off the wall then intended.
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    I agree dumb joke...

    baileyabb.... if you couldn`t make sense of that little blurb, you deserve to have your head explode.

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    Robobanana Male 13-17
    1 post
    November 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    You are not alone there akinis.
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    RossiNL Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 28, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Kirsten de lange?
    thats a dutch name :D
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    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 10:34 am
    BumbleBB... ur cats are really cute... sorry had to be said
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    i like you unbanned...

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