The Top 8 `Twilight` Fan Reaction Videos [Vids]

Submitted by: dancingjesus 7 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/11/20/the-top-8-twilight-fan-videos-chosen-by-letters-to-twilight/

Or should we say Bottom 8? So here"s the question: Does anyone know why Twilight is so popular? Because we don"t get it.
There are 73 comments:
Male 260
because its "cool" to like it, same as rap and hip-hop, and yet all these people dont know how bad these things really are and how stupid they really are for liking em, its a fad that they wont drop
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Male 557
to the first one
wtf?
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Male 68
*facepalm*
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Female 778
pathetic. those people are so sad and annoying i didn`t even make it through all of either of the first two. i`ve never seen any of the movies or even picked up one of the books. from what i`ve seen about it on tv, it looks stupid, lame, made for little girls, yet there are grown women going crazy about it. if i ever get like those people over anything, especially some stupid fiction story, i really hope someone loves me enough to beat the poo out of me, maybe break some bones. actually, if i ever become that pathetic, someone please just kill me.
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Female 3,598
DANCINGJESUS why did you post this crap on here?
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Female 36
theaesme: I KNO WAT UR SAYING. this happened 2 me!! like, the exact. same. thing.
now i h8 twilight.
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Female 91
Lazyme484, Don`t forget that Twilight also has something to do with: sunsets, moons, stars, diamonds, rainbows, hourglasses, pots of gold, flowers, ketchup, and ribbons.

They`re magically delicious and turn people into ugly, little, mindless leprechauns. :p

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Female 509
Scrolled down. Didn`t watch any of them. Because I don`t care.

Ha!

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Male 10,440
I`ve forgotten what Twilight is... something to do with vampires, apples and chess I think.
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Female 38
I absolutly loved twilight when it first came out [the books] cause it was a new vampire book that noone had ever heard of and i said to my friends `have you read twilight its reallly good` and they were always like `no..sounds like crap`

Now they have all read it and wont shut up about it, there is like a million copies of the book with the same story line.

And on top of it all the first film was awful with the worst actors in the world, kristen stewart with her one facial expression and robert pattinson with his...just general bad acting. JESUS IT PISS`S ME OFF!!

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Male 1,297
hey i have an idea: just write one long book instead of four and one long movie instead of four. that way this craze can last a few months instead of coming back annually
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Male 1,297
"the reason vampires live in solitude is because you people won`t leave him alone"

that lady`s vid (the "leave brittany alone one") needs its own post.
>_<

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Male 377
I tried to read twilight. I gave up half way through. I tried to watch the movie. I gave up 10 minutes in. It was poo.

The reaction by fans does not surprise me. I bet they like to listen to Britney and think boy-bands are like the greatest thing since the Beatles. People like that should be shot.

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Female 30
Im pretty sure this is a sign that we have no future. I was talking to some girl the other day who told me Twilight made her believe in "real love."

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Female 3,828
ok im not gonna lie i went to see the movie tonight.

got there an hour early,still got craaapy seats

its been like 8 hours but my ears STILL hurt from all the screaming girls. (that were behind me because of the crappy seats. thats what i get for not camping overnight i guess)

i like twilight. i think its a cool love story. but i realize its just a book/movie. its not real. so i went to see a movie i like, just like every other time in my life.

omg girl nimber 1 is the best. i had to turn my volume down because i feel bad for my dog. he woke up because he was the only one who could hear it :P

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Female 472
I love how Twilight is like a political debate around here. Only instead of the Left Vs. Right, it`s the Taste vs. Tasteless.
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Male 2,238
I don`t like Twilight, but hell, it`s just a book/movie.
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Female 151
you know, as impossible as it is to have anyone EXACTLY like jacob or edward, its possible to love someone unconditionally. there are very few stories out there of people who`ve been married for like 30+ yrs and they still get excited to wake up to eachother every morning. just so many girls are too fcking stupid to realize that they CAN demand better. so what do you get? 50% divorce rate, abuse, and just plain old unrealistic views on love. that was BEFORE twilight.
i know i sound mushy as hell. and honestly? i don`t think anyone under 16 should be paying attention to twilight because anyone at that age doesn`t have the capactiy to even know how to be in a good relationship and walk away from a bad one. its sad that these dumb little pipsqueaks are probably going to think that this is how it is. but i digress, there`s actually a complexity to the whole thing. i don`t think it`s twilights fault though if 13 yr olds are obsessed, their parents shouldn`t let them see it.
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Female 527
i had to turn off my volume for the first one because i didnt want the rest of my family to think i was watching something dirty...
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Male 9,306
Ohhhh let the babies have their bottles already. So much hate in here, I`d open an e-window if I could.
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Female 1,190
moonperyie- THANK YOU
and for all the other girls who see through this crap THANK YOU
a whole generation of kids specifically girls, are going to grow up thinking its okay to be helpless, UGH THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING
and its really sad you know? its tough enough trying to find a legit boyfriend and then to be all "omg my lyfe iz lyke a black abyss w/o u" those girls are gonna get screwed over so bad :P
#8 made me really upset when she said "i want to be in your world" sure, everyone wants to live in "their own little world" but come on, if you daydream of escaping somewhere dont do it cause you feel dependent on someone who doesnt exist :P
i dream of adventure :D but i have my feet on the ground you know?
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Female 91
A lot of you make a good point. Twilight is very bad.
These girls would kill to be Bella. She is a total marry-sue with a very HOT boyfriend who loves her more then life itself.

Who doesn`t want to be loved like that? No wonder women obsess about it!

Unfortunately, that kind of love DOES NOT EXIST in real life. The fans of twilight will never have a Jacobish or an Edwardesque boyfriend, they just don`t exist.

I`ll bet that they`ve already made some sort of countdown to Eclipse and Breaking dawn website out there this early. *UGH*

I predict that divorce rates will sore through the roof in a decade because the guys these girls will marry will not be up to the new standard.

Twilight is like a bad fanfiction that will never die.

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Female 385
[quote]I admit the 1st book was pretty good....but having all these girls go squeely over edward/jacobs face is really aggrivating[/quote]

No, it wasn`t good. Twilight`s quality of writing doesn`t even measure up to some of the fanfiction I refuse to read due to its bad quality. It`s popularity is an insult to the literary community.

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Female 446
couldnt get through the first one. I had to close the page.
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Female 257
I admit the 1st book was pretty good....but having all these girls go squeely over edward/jacobs face is really aggrivating
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Male 49
It reinforces that a woman should be subservient to a man and that if he treats you horribly it`s only because he loves you.

I can`t stand to see these kinds of morals being taught to women in this day and age. It is appalling.

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Male 49
bustamovexxx:
"twilight has a good plot and if you read it and don`t like it fine, but don`t f*cking complain about it all the time. you can`t do sh*t about it."

You are wrong. Undeniably wrong. Twilight has an insultingly simple plot. A trite beach read and nothing more. I have read all four books, out of complete bafflement at their atrociousness. Also, I didn`t want to jump on the bandwagon of hating the books so I gave them a shot, and I can agree with everyone who hates these books. It demeans women in so many ways,if you can`t see that I truly feel bad for you. It idolizes unhealthy amounts of obsession for someone you lust over. The main character is just a proxy for Meyer to relive highschool and date the popular guy. There is no love between those two characters it`s obsession. I mean he leaves her during the second book and how does she react, she bloody throws herself off a waterfall, because they can`t be together. I could go on and on about how these books

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Female 151
DeathDefy887

"...there are currently no girls on the market because of him. F*ck you Stephanie Meyer. F*ck you."

you probably just explained why half the guys [if not more] hate edward/rob. admit it, edward makes most real guys look bad, i know thats why a lot of guys hate him. want a girlfriend? stop complaining and clean up your act guys.

twilight has a good plot and if you read it and don`t like it fine, but don`t f*cking complain about it all the time. you can`t do sh*t about it.

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Female 158
i can`t wait till breakin dawn the movie comes out, i wanna see how they`re gunna pull that shiz off. ps i hope twilight and all its stupid fanz die.
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Female 288
If you wanna hate all these Twitards, you have to read the books first. If you don`t you have absolutely no grounds on saying tey`re annoying and I won`t listen to you.

However, if you do read them and don`t like them anyways, then I urge you to tape a "Rob Pattinson Photo Shoot!" Sign to a building and set it on fire 24 hours later. Please.

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Male 1,452
its not a coincidence that almost none of those girls are good looking
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Male 2,521
I honestly didn`t think I could hate Twilight any more than I already did.

I was wrong.

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Male 1,598
"I for one, am cheering, because "Dracula" is coming out with a sequel... after all these years.

It is by Bram Stoker`s great-grandnephew. Let`s just hope he`s as good as his anceastor."

One thing`s for sure: It`ll be better than Twilight. I`m reading Dracula right now, it`s great.

I`ve never heard any plot discussion on Twilight other than which boy is the cutest. Even my AP British Literature teacher was discussing that with people! It`s her job NOT to do that kind of thing!

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Female 122
I HATE...Twilight with a burning passion....>> These in these videos are ARGH!...Sorry I hate it!

My friend is begging me to read the books. NO! I don`t wanna read the garbage.

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Female 285
Twilight`s full of unexplained plotholes and overused vocabulary.

Example of #1:

During Twilight, couldn`t Carlisle have sucked the venom out of Bella`s system? But no, Mrs. Meyer just HAD to have one final mushy-gushy moment with his "Adonis beauty".

Example of #2:

CHAGRINCHAGRINCHAGRINCHAGRINCHAGRIN...

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Male 3,619
seriusly, realy, i just, 20 minuts ago were sitting down and whatching the first twillight movie...
and what a load of bullpoo >:O

FFS! NOOB MOVIEMAKERS >>>>>:C Bella was a horrible actor! she kept blinken on closaing her eyes. Unprofecional! how could they even use her??

The only good characters here was edwards dad... because he was kind of bad ass. he didn`t display much bad assery, but i had the fealing he could do awesome stuff. also that other phsycic girl or something was kind of hot...

But i quit whatching at the part with the prom or something.

NOT A good movie and i have seen enough to be allowed to say that! unless if they at the end explain bellas poor acting skills with a syndrom of sorts. Also Edward was selling himself. no wonder he`s making all those little girls hit puberty at 11 -.-

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Male 4,680
"Twilight is only for fat chicks who have no life and friends and these reactions piss me off because every girl I know cries and screams when they hear something about twilight. Every girl I know is also in love with Robert Pattinson or whoever the hell he is and there are currently no girls on the market because of him. F*ck you Stephanie Meyer. F*ck you."
It`s like you read my mind and turned it into text.
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Male 716
I`ve never read the books, and likely never will, but it seems that the plot isn`t actually that bad.

It`s just the freaking insane fandom!

They started a religion!
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I for one, am cheering, because "Dracula" is coming out with a sequel... after all these years.

It is by Bram Stoker`s great-grandnephew. Let`s just hope he`s as good as his anceastor.

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Male 25,416
O dear!
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Male 403
Twilight is only for fat chicks who have no life and friends and these reactions piss me off because every girl I know cries and screams when they hear something about twilight. Every girl I know is also in love with Robert Pattinson or whoever the hell he is and there are currently no girls on the market because of him. F*ck you Stephanie Meyer. F*ck you.
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Male 2,868
Better Twilight than Christopher Pike or some poo like that.
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Female 1,441
sorry *from
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Female 1,441
No, Twilight fans are girls who have little to no intellectual capacity, and like to read things that cater to their laziness. Also those who like to be as far removed for reality as possible.
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Male 24
Notice that Twilight fans are fat, young girls who have crushes on a vampire.
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Male 373
got board 20 seconds into the first one.
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Male 2,050
"Wonder what the porn version will be like?"

It will be called Twatlight. All lesbian. When a woman is menstruating the vampires appear.

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Female 1,652
The I will be nude one had me cracking up.
It`s a shame though that most of the Twilight fans have come to act like total loonies.
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Female 1,386
Twilight fans and Furries: Ruining Werewolves for the rest of us.
Nothing gets under my skin like a really really stupid fad.
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Male 310
I think that they should just gas everyone that goes on opening night and that will absolve the world of pooheads.
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Male 152
Wonder what the porn version will be like?
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Male 549
i mean i know we are supposed to be getting kids to read and i guess this kind of thing is good... but shouldnt we be teaching them to read STUFF THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS OR HAS ANY WEIGHT IN THE LITERARY SENSE? cmon man im so tired of these fanboy movies, i mean im a star wars fan but you gotta understand star wars is beyond epic, and it has themes and plots that hold weight to this day. im so tired of dratING HARRY POTTER, dratING TWILIGHT, dratING ANYMOVIE WITH JASON STATHAM, dratING 007 SUCKS, dratING GIMMIE A BREAK.

what happened to pulp fiction, saving private ryan, old boy, punch drunk love, full metal jacket, fight club? dont teens like anything with a semblance of reality anymore?

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Female 15
I was genuinely embarrassed for number 1.
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Female 99
Went to that movie last night and everytime something would happen, the girls in the theatre were gasping and saying "aw" "oh" and all tha crap. I wanted to yell "Shut up! You allready read the books and you knew that was going to happen!"
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Male 19
@ kiersten
me too, i was making a broad generalization. good to know youre not a dumbass tho haha.
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Male 617
last night, i was told a group of girls would be coming late to eat before the "new moon" release. i expected high schoolers. what i got were high schoolers` MOMS. and they were bubbling over that stupid movie. gag.
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Male 686
OMFG 1st video is epic.
*oh hi , right im sorry for the way my hair looks*

hair....Hair...HAIR!!! WHAT ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN FACE!!!!!!!!!

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Female 349
Okay the Edward Cullen get your pants off and I will be nude were freaking hilarious.
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Female 1,682
now that harry potter is `finished` teenage girls need to leech off of another book series to sate their fantasy hunger. unfortunately for the rest of us, its twilight. ugh.
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im still a harry potter nerd >.> never would i ever go to twilight...harry potter ftw.
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Female 229
I would rather stare at a fake "find it" picture and have a creepy face pop up onto my screen. At least there`s some gratification out of that. At least I`ll laugh afterward.

Watching fangirls fawn over one of the worst films ever made due to one of the worst literary series ever poorly written is not my idea of a good time.

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Male 19
now that harry potter is `finished` teenage girls need to leech off of another book series to sate their fantasy hunger. unfortunately for the rest of us, its twilight. ugh.
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Female 1,682
@hotfleajuice: The part about the mary-sue, i agree completely >.> When i read those books the first thing i started to notice how much of a mary-sue character Bella was >.> Really just the story in general but...

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Female 1,682
Holy shet, there was so much /squealing/, jesus >.< I just dont see the appeal of these books and movies. I mean i guess if you are bored and want something to read but...they just arent THAT good, not even CLOSE.
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Female 116
if you are a girl in middle school, then this book is perfect. If you are over the age of 15, something is wrong with you. read something that has substance, hell, I`ve read children`s books that were deeper than twilight.

I`m not ranting for no reason here, I`ve ACTUALLY READ THE BOOKS, AND SEEN THE MOVIE. and I still can`t bring myself to like it...

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Female 116
because teenage girls today are too prepped-up to handle the concept of a GOOD, DARK vampire story.

vampires that sparkle in the sunlight, have super-sperm (cuz bella gets preggo after like 5 minutes of sex and gives birth within weeks), make necrophilia look "cool", are rich, and date their food.....makes a GREAT fanfiction, but not a legit novel.

it`s like reading about a 14-year old`s wet dream.

no substantial plot, no talent in writing, only works for shallow entertainment (like gossip girl or smallville...), the "nobody girl" falls for "the hot, evil guy that wants to eat her" (MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE) and the werewolf that actually loves her and not cause harm gets no love in return. YUCK

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Female 1,604
ahh I almost felt that way when they were showing the official trailer to Alice in wonderland Lmao
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Female 877
"This made me lose and bit of faith i had left in humanity... " lol xD

they`re squeaking O.o too.. much..

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Male 516
Twilight`s become so popular because in a world of instant gratification, people have for the most part stopped trying to gain skills for literary analysis and simply want to read and feel. Especially at such a young age for most girls, they just want to read the book as if it were a TV show (shallow writing, hand-fed plotline, minimal analysis).

And then the only reason everyone`s so obsessed with the actors/actresses is because they become the visual object of their obsessions.

Makes me wish I auditioned for one of the roles. ;)

I think in one interview, Robert Pattinson said that he was confronting a woman and she said "What do I have to do to get your attention?" and he said "Take your clothes off" (as a joke) and the woman actually started to frantically take her clothes off. Security stopped her and took her out.

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Male 964
This made me lose and bit of faith i had left in humanity...
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Male 848
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Male 206
twatlight. fasho.
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Male 1,647

Because in the upcoming generation, glitter makes everything cool, even vampires, and IQ is not a requirement to understand the plot.
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Male 4,290
Because 11 year old girls have no taste in literature, they just want to read about a dreamy boy who will make them feel tingly.
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Female 7
Link: The Top 8 `Twilight` Fan Reaction Videos [Vids] [Rate Link] - Or should we say Bottom 8? So here`s the question: Does anyone know why Twilight is so popular? Because we don`t get it.
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