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Date: 11/01/09 10:03 AM

32 Responses to The Place To Clear Your Twisted Conscience

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    sandybella Female 18-29
    6 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Link: The Place To Clear Your Twisted Conscience - Do you have an apolo.gy that you want to say but can`t?
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:42 am
    sweet its like fmylife except for apologies...
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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:01 am
    Some if this is kinda messed up...well i was looking at the sex section!
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:07 am
    eh, its dumb. like, realy dumb. i think i lost faith in humanity again just looking at it.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:08 am
    lol, hope those are not true though
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:12 am
    "Sorry...I make my own burgers at home to stand in the way of McDonalds and every other international conglomerates global dominance. One man will make a difference one burger at a time...that`s my apolo.gy"

    really

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    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:27 am
    wow the website is a copy paste of FML, but instead of people telling embrassing stories it is people begging for forgiveness
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    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    its one elaborate joke rite.
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    "Sorry...I had no idea your nickname would tramatize you. Johnny "the molelester" wasn`t designed to ostrasize you around campus. You have a pet "Mole" named "Lester" so your Johnny the "MoleLester". If it makes you feel better I think your penis might be tiny but at least its adorable...that`s my apolo.gy"

    Ok this one was epic

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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    "Sorry...I asked you to nibble on my neck while we were making love. I turned the lights out to make it romantic. Honestly I didn`t know that the huge zit on my neck would pop in your mouth because you couldnt see it while nibbling on my neck...that`s my apolo.gy"

    This one made me lol

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    "wow the website is a copy paste of FML, but instead of people telling embrassing stories it is people begging for forgiveness"

    Except half the stories on apolo.gy are BS. The awesome unique concept of FML is ruined by people lying. What made FML was the hoardes of believable stories it emitted at first. Now it`s almost nothing but extravagant tall tales.

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    Silverfalcon Male 13-17
    147 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    "Sorry...Last night I took home a one night stand and after I took his underwear off I stared at his penis for at least a minute before I uttered, "wheres the rest of it????" That was insensitive and scarring I guess..."
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    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    i like this one: Sorry...Of course I wasn`t about to give you a sweatshirt and pants to wear this morning. I recorded everything I could of your walk of shame from my apartment wearing your Stawberry Shortcake outfit. Halloween is my favorite :)...that`s my apolo.gy
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    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    LMFAO omg, this site is awesome! But most of those apologies are probably BS
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    You know how decades used to have trends and little niches, or memes? I think now due to increased speed on cultural and technological development that decade time frame has become just a few years... and that these whole FML, GMH, MLIA, and now Apolo.gy websites are a periodic cultural trend.
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    That`s like a really, really sh*tty Christian-oriented version of FML with no moderation to cut out horrible grammar. No thanks.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    Or you can just print this out and give it to the fu*ker personally.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    That`s like a really, really sh*tty Christian-oriented version of FML with no moderation to cut out horrible grammar. No thanks.

    Now that I think of it. You`re right. This site blows, even if it is just a joke. Why would you post such crap IAB? Oh. right...

    But I mean what`s next? Ads?

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    Yea and the site also lags badly. Its not uploading my anti-pology.
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    Sparkly Female 30-39
    240 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Haha, NegativeOne, good one!
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    Lazyme/Vitality:

    FML is just a non Christian version of many of those confession sites that have been up since the late 80s.

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    sandybella Female 18-29
    6 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:52 am
    This one made me lol :))) Sorry...My butthole and jaws are extremely sore. Theres 3 naked men in my bed. 2 of them are midgets sleeping in the fetal position. Used condoms in the aquarium. A webcam turned on and pointing at my bed. Please God have none of this documented on the internet and I`ll never drink again. I don`t remember ANYTHING and I`m not even Gay!...that`s my apolo.gy
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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    how come shiit like this gets on, but funny and entertaining stuff i upload, never make it
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    sandybella Female 18-29
    6 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:56 am
    LOL, bc I-am-bored.com gods have a strict anti-douchebag policy. apolo.gy cracks me the f up and so do u metalic tehehehe
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    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:32 am
    bookmarked, definitely
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:47 am
    lamo!
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    "Sorry...That i told you that you had the biggest penis i`d ever seen. I was sixteen and a virgin, so it wasn`t totally untrue. Now that I`m older i can honestly say your johnson is positivley microscopic. sorry. truth hurts don`t it?...that`s my apolo.gy" Pfft owned
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    dlsycix Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    Sorry...In 3rd grade, I didn`t know what a swastika meant. I saw it on TV. I still feel bad about asking my Jewish art teacher to paint one on my face during carnival day....that`s my apolo.gy

    now he might not go to hell

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    sandybella Female 18-29
    6 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    LMAO! "Sorry...All I remember from that is that I threw up down the back of your blouse only after you told me you werent going to pull over...that`s my apolo.gy"
    What kind of apology was that!
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    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Pretty much all of these are fake. Bad rip off of FML.
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    sandybella Female 18-29
    6 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Mayb so but failblog, apolo.gy, and fml are my go to dailies
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    sandybella Female 18-29
    6 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:14 am
    This 1 had me on the floor! Sorry...Stand up to him, he`s your dad. Everytime I call the house he talks to me in a creepy old man sleezy voice. And why does he insist on giving me a hug and picking me up and cradeling me every time I come over? There just something weird and molesterish about him....that`s my apolo.gy

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