The Place To Clear Your Twisted Conscience

Submitted by: sandybella 7 years ago in Funny
http://apolo.gy

Do you have an apolo.gy that you want to say but can"t?
There are 32 comments:
Female 6
This 1 had me on the floor! Sorry...Stand up to him, he`s your dad. Everytime I call the house he talks to me in a creepy old man sleezy voice. And why does he insist on giving me a hug and picking me up and cradeling me every time I come over? There just something weird and molesterish about him....that`s my apolo.gy
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Female 6
Mayb so but failblog, apolo.gy, and fml are my go to dailies
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Female 267
Pretty much all of these are fake. Bad rip off of FML.
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Female 6
LMAO! "Sorry...All I remember from that is that I threw up down the back of your blouse only after you told me you werent going to pull over...that`s my apolo.gy"
What kind of apology was that!
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Male 5
Sorry...In 3rd grade, I didn`t know what a swastika meant. I saw it on TV. I still feel bad about asking my Jewish art teacher to paint one on my face during carnival day....that`s my apolo.gy

now he might not go to hell

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Male 1,918
"Sorry...That i told you that you had the biggest penis i`d ever seen. I was sixteen and a virgin, so it wasn`t totally untrue. Now that I`m older i can honestly say your johnson is positivley microscopic. sorry. truth hurts don`t it?...that`s my apolo.gy" Pfft owned
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Male 25,416
lamo!
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Female 275
bookmarked, definitely
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Female 6
LOL, bc I-am-bored.com gods have a strict anti-douchebag policy. apolo.gy cracks me the f up and so do u metalic tehehehe
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Male 1,485
how come shiit like this gets on, but funny and entertaining stuff i upload, never make it
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Female 6
This one made me lol :))) Sorry...My butthole and jaws are extremely sore. Theres 3 naked men in my bed. 2 of them are midgets sleeping in the fetal position. Used condoms in the aquarium. A webcam turned on and pointing at my bed. Please God have none of this documented on the internet and I`ll never drink again. I don`t remember ANYTHING and I`m not even Gay!...that`s my apolo.gy
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Male 4,547
Lazyme/Vitality:

FML is just a non Christian version of many of those confession sites that have been up since the late 80s.

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Female 240
Haha, NegativeOne, good one!
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Male 10,440
Yea and the site also lags badly. Its not uploading my anti-pology.
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Male 10,440
[quote] That`s like a really, really sh*tty Christian-oriented version of FML with no moderation to cut out horrible grammar. No thanks. [/quote]

Now that I think of it. You`re right. This site blows, even if it is just a joke. Why would you post such crap IAB? Oh. right...

But I mean what`s next? Ads?

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Male 2,582
Or you can just print this out and give it to the fu*ker personally.
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Male 1,666
That`s like a really, really sh*tty Christian-oriented version of FML with no moderation to cut out horrible grammar. No thanks.
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Female 15,763
You know how decades used to have trends and little niches, or memes? I think now due to increased speed on cultural and technological development that decade time frame has become just a few years... and that these whole FML, GMH, MLIA, and now Apolo.gy websites are a periodic cultural trend.
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Female 213
LMFAO omg, this site is awesome! But most of those apologies are probably BS
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Female 331
i like this one: Sorry...Of course I wasn`t about to give you a sweatshirt and pants to wear this morning. I recorded everything I could of your walk of shame from my apartment wearing your Stawberry Shortcake outfit. Halloween is my favorite :)...that`s my apolo.gy
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Male 147
"Sorry...Last night I took home a one night stand and after I took his underwear off I stared at his penis for at least a minute before I uttered, "wheres the rest of it????" That was insensitive and scarring I guess..."
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Male 4,004
"wow the website is a copy paste of FML, but instead of people telling embrassing stories it is people begging for forgiveness"

Except half the stories on apolo.gy are BS. The awesome unique concept of FML is ruined by people lying. What made FML was the hoardes of believable stories it emitted at first. Now it`s almost nothing but extravagant tall tales.

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Male 504
"Sorry...I asked you to nibble on my neck while we were making love. I turned the lights out to make it romantic. Honestly I didn`t know that the huge zit on my neck would pop in your mouth because you couldnt see it while nibbling on my neck...that`s my apolo.gy"

This one made me lol

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Male 504
"Sorry...I had no idea your nickname would tramatize you. Johnny "the molelester" wasn`t designed to ostrasize you around campus. You have a pet "Mole" named "Lester" so your Johnny the "MoleLester". If it makes you feel better I think your penis might be tiny but at least its adorable...that`s my apolo.gy"

Ok this one was epic

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Male 363
its one elaborate joke rite.
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Male 276
wow the website is a copy paste of FML, but instead of people telling embrassing stories it is people begging for forgiveness
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Male 3,296
"Sorry...I make my own burgers at home to stand in the way of McDonalds and every other international conglomerates global dominance. One man will make a difference one burger at a time...that`s my apolo.gy"

really

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Male 3,296
lol, hope those are not true though
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Male 383
eh, its dumb. like, realy dumb. i think i lost faith in humanity again just looking at it.
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Male 964
Some if this is kinda messed up...well i was looking at the sex section!
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Male 2,199
sweet its like fmylife except for apologies...
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Female 6
Link: The Place To Clear Your Twisted Conscience [Rate Link] - Do you have an apolo.gy that you want to say but can`t?
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