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Date: 11/02/09 09:06 AM

120 Responses to The Mother of all Classroom Lectures [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Link: The Mother of all Classroom Lectures - So in summation, as my data on the board proves, Megan Fox is the hottest girl on the planet, despite her toe thumbs.
  2. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Fancy, why the choice of description? You just know this will lead to the cliched arguments about Megan Fox`s hotness. WHY!?!?!?!?
  3. Profile photo of docwatson
    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:10 am
    How`d he write all the way up there without a ladder or step stool or anything?
  4. Profile photo of fwalker
    fwalker Female 13-17
    38 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:10 am
    her toe thumbs?
  5. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:11 am
    lmao, science is correct
  6. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Yeah, lecturers like that do my head in. If you miss the slightest thing at the start, you`re screwed for the rest of the lecture trying to figure out which scribble comes next.
  7. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:12 am
    The data is a little off. The calculations in the top left are slightly skewed, integrating where he should have derived. The actual answer is Natalie Portman :D
  8. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:15 am
    I would stand up and commit suicide
  9. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:15 am
    I never understood this one piece chalkboards that are completely full, I get the ones that are in pieces and slide...
  10. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:15 am
    i call it fake
  11. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Negative, the proof has an error in estimating the nastiness of toe thumbs!
  12. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Lukas, I`ll answer this one for fancy. He chose that description, thinking for maybe one second he could trick us in to thinking he was straight.

    Megan Fox=Classless slut.

  13. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:22 am
    My god... how did he even get up there to write it all...

    Seems impractical. Nobody would write that down, and would need a seperate notebook for it if they did.

  14. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
    write it down ?

    just take a high mp pic

  15. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Poor kids.. xD
  16. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
    "and as you can see it all seems to point to the same answer...42!"
  17. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:26 am
    how does he get the writing up the top?
  18. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Megan Fox=Classless slut=Smoking Hot
  19. Profile photo of Capt-Tembo
    Capt-Tembo Male 18-29
    22 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:29 am
    how the hell did that small guy write on the top?!!
    and i thought my lectures were long and boring
  20. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:34 am
    This is for the smart kids. One mother of a lecture, containing everything - one hour, done!
  21. Profile photo of chefstephm
    chefstephm Female 18-29
    3 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:40 am
    This is from the Coen Brothers` new movie that just came out a bit ago, A Serious Man.
  22. Profile photo of moomatz
    moomatz Male 40-49
    63 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Megan Fox=Classles Slut=Annoying as Hell=B List Tramp in 4 Years
  23. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:03 am
    where is the ladder he needs to stand on to reach the top
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:04 am
    oh, and megan fox is hot a f*ck, she just cant act at all.
  25. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:12 am
    HOLY poo!?!? O__O
  26. Profile photo of moomatz
    moomatz Male 40-49
    63 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Megan Fox is not hot as f**k. AND she can`t even operate as a normal human.
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:16 am
    How do you write up there?!?
  28. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:20 am
    There is nothing wrong with toe thumbs!! >:(
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:24 am
    Wait a second... HOW DID HE REACH THE TOP OF THAT BOARD!?
  30. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Ya all got it wrong. That is Obama`s health care plan.
  31. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:27 am
    About the ladder issue so many ppl have brought up... dont you guys see? when ur this smart, you can bend the blackboard with your mind. It comes to you! not you to it. duh -.-
  32. Profile photo of TheSpoon
    TheSpoon Male 18-29
    212 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:28 am
    "Wait a second... HOW DID HE REACH THE TOP OF THAT BOARD!? "

    someone always steals what i was going to say :P

  33. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:31 am
    moomatz is homo?
  34. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:35 am
    in all seriousness... how DID he reach the top??
  35. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Megan Fox is not hot as f**k. AND she can`t even operate as a normal human.

    you must be homosexual

  36. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Check out this video of a similar chalkboard:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThGuXoDQZ...

    Perhaps this one drops into that grate on the floor?

  37. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:46 am
    If Megan Fox absolutely has to get attention, can we at least limit it to things that actually have something to do with Megan Fox?
  38. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:54 am
    Can someone explain to me again why this is funny?
  39. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:57 am
    in all seriousness... how DID he reach the top?? - He`s the stretchy one from fantastic four.
  40. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:00 am
    Another lame post!
  41. Profile photo of husla
    husla Male 13-17
    4 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:10 am
    Its from the movie `A Serious Man`
  42. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:11 am
    I believe he forgot to carry the 1, and in doing that he just proved...the existence of mole-people.
  43. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:15 am
    I still prefer a nice Olivia Wilde or even a young Angelina Jolie over Megan Fox.
  44. Profile photo of moomatz
    moomatz Male 40-49
    63 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:15 am
    "Megan Fox is not hot as f**k. AND she can`t even operate as a normal human.

    you must be homosexual"

    Surprising coming from a guy posting his avatar as a half naked side-smiling cheeseball.

  45. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Why do people insist on things not being funny. The Website isn`t named I-Need-Laughs its I-Am-Bored, so it should be entertaining not funny.
  46. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:27 am
    This movie was great, saw it last night. This part cracked me up.
  47. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:31 am
    i swear ive seen this in a film?
  48. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:35 am
    I agree with spartanman.


  49. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:46 am
    dang
  50. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:53 am
    "And remember, the test`s tomorrow."

    Opie and others, there are several normal-sized blackboards mounted on rails.

  51. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:53 am
    how does the professor even reach the top of the board?
  52. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:59 am
    "how does the professor even reach the top of the board?"

    With SCIENCE!

  53. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    wow, im glad i dropped chemistry
  54. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    "and thats how u get the toothpaste back in the tube,any questions?"
  55. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    you can`t even read what is on the board. how are you supposed to learn anything if you can`t see it?
  56. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Maybe the board was on a roller...we used to have some at my school like that. It kind of feels like a rubbery leather material...or magic
  57. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    "there goes the bell, just copy down the notes and you can leave"
  58. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Megan Fox? Eww gross. There are chicks at my school better-looking than she is.
  59. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    oh god, and that`s one reason I never went to Uni >.<
  60. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    see this is why i hate school...
  61. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    We can`t read it from this distance but I bet up close that`s really simple stuff like ABCs or something...
  62. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    i just want to know how he does the notes at the very top.
  63. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    ummm ladder.... or long stick
  64. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    I`m sure he uses a ladder to WRITE them, but how does he POINT at the notes at the top?
  65. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    I dont see a ladder, how does he write the stuff up top?
  66. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    How are they expected to read that?
  67. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    just cuz you cant see it, it doesnt mean its not there
  68. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    insane
  69. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    "just cuz you cant see it, it doesnt mean its not there"

    like god
    thankyou and goodnight
    jk :D

  70. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    The notes appear to be separated into a grid of some sort. It could be a recap of an entire year, or just photoshopped
  71. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    That`s the ingredient list of one chicken Mcnugget.
  72. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    and there lays the end of my capacity to understand....
  73. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    an explanation of the forces involved in a "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick"
  74. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Judging from the diagram on the far left, it looks like a lesson about fractal geometry.
  75. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    I wonder how big a ladder he needed to write on the top part...
  76. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    the answer is 3
  77. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    and that`s why I classify mathematics under black magic.
  78. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    SilentFray: "and that`s why I classify mathematics under black magic."

    xDDD damn right!

  79. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    and thats how big my dick is. 7 inches.
  80. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    i tought that was a triforce in the middle top.

    hehe, black magic.

  81. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    I wanna marry that professor.
  82. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Toe thumbs! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
  83. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    But he`s so liiiittle.
  84. Profile photo of seetherage
    seetherage Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    srry to break it to ya... old
  85. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    So with this formula class, I just proved the meaning of life is really 42.
  86. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    awesommmme :]]
  87. Profile photo of Crockadilly
    Crockadilly Female 13-17
    8 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    "So I conclude, this formula indicates why my wife left me- it`s not actually my fault"
  88. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    pic taken 11 years ago!!!

    plus.... just ONE board rubber.....

    :-)

  89. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Don`t see the ladder ANYWHERE...
  90. Profile photo of bry27
    bry27 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    42
  91. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    bry27, you are correct. Also, Rick Astley.
  92. Profile photo of Armus
    Armus Male 30-39
    52 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    "...so, to conclude, we have that A = B... Hmmmmm wait a second, let me check something... Ohh, hey guys, scrap that, I made a mistake somewhere..."
    (That actually happened to my class on College)
  93. Profile photo of jessyfish
    jessyfish Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Megan Fox is not all that hot...
  94. Profile photo of kja1995
    kja1995 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    RIP 895,000 trees cut to make paper for all the childrens`
    notes.
  95. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    "And that, children, is how I was able to reach the top of the chalkboard without a ladder"
  96. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    "And thats how you cut a banana"
  97. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    lol good caption
  98. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    Crap!
  99. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    Welcome, ladies and gents, to MIT.
  100. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:19 am
    it looks like he forgot to carry the 1
  101. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:09 am
    i solved it. The answer is *gets shot by sniper through temple*
  102. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:32 am
    Lol megan fox.
  103. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:19 am

    Did anyone get yesterday`s notes?
  104. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:53 am
    o noes. not another megan fox hotness joke. im so sick of em. shes hot, but not THE hottest ever.

    and that lecture is CRAZY

  105. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:04 am
    lol @ barrooo!! :)
  106. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:52 am
    Barrooo`s right, he forgot to carry the one.
    So, the next step should be:

  107. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:53 am
    So, the correct answer is:
    MF = LLS + VA, meaning Megan Fox = Looks Like Slut, Very Annoying
  108. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    how do they reach the top of the board? a ladder? or maybe a REALLY HUGE chalk?
  109. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    White boards are the new chalk boards people!
  110. Profile photo of 326iambored
    326iambored Female 13-17
    7 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    EFF DAT.
  111. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    If i see anything like this in college i am running for my life
  112. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    When I went to my dad`s classes as a kid, the chalkboards looked like that. Only his were sliding ones. He taught finance, btw.
  113. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:05:00 PM
    "how do they reach the top of the board? a ladder? or maybe a REALLY HUGE chalk?"

    bwaahahahahahahahaaaa

  114. Profile photo of Canoas
    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:16 am
    That`s physics. those are magentic fields and electron trajectories
  115. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:36 am
    I`d rather eat my own face with a spoon than try to understand all that mumbojumbo.
  116. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    "...and that`s what women want."
  117. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    i see no ladder, how the hell did he get to the top of that?
  118. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    dont you know darkhawk? science professors can fly!! XD
  119. Profile photo of viax
    viax Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:39 am
    Isn`t that from A Serious Man? I`ve only seen the trailer though.
  120. Profile photo of Dahnish
    Dahnish Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Megan Fox (Y)

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