The Mother of all Classroom Lectures [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

So in summation, as my data on the board proves, Megan Fox is the hottest girl on the planet, despite her toe thumbs.
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Male 64
Megan Fox (Y)
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Male 8
Isn`t that from A Serious Man? I`ve only seen the trailer though.
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Female 5,222
dont you know darkhawk? science professors can fly!! XD
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Male 260
i see no ladder, how the hell did he get to the top of that?
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Male 4,680
"...and that`s what women want."
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Male 116
I`d rather eat my own face with a spoon than try to understand all that mumbojumbo.
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Male 427
That`s physics. those are magentic fields and electron trajectories
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Female 354
Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:05:00 PM
"how do they reach the top of the board? a ladder? or maybe a REALLY HUGE chalk?"

bwaahahahahahahahaaaa

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Female 553
When I went to my dad`s classes as a kid, the chalkboards looked like that. Only his were sliding ones. He taught finance, btw.
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Female 163
If i see anything like this in college i am running for my life
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Female 7
EFF DAT.
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Female 89
White boards are the new chalk boards people!
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Male 193
how do they reach the top of the board? a ladder? or maybe a REALLY HUGE chalk?
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Male 494
So, the correct answer is:
MF = LLS + VA, meaning Megan Fox = Looks Like Slut, Very Annoying
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Male 494
Barrooo`s right, he forgot to carry the one.
So, the next step should be:

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Female 1,798
lol @ barrooo!! :)
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Female 3,828
o noes. not another megan fox hotness joke. im so sick of em. shes hot, but not THE hottest ever.

and that lecture is CRAZY

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Male 1,647

Did anyone get yesterday`s notes?
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Female 248
Lol megan fox.
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Male 1,093
i solved it. The answer is *gets shot by sniper through temple*
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Male 413
it looks like he forgot to carry the 1
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Male 838
Welcome, ladies and gents, to MIT.
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Male 25,416
Crap!
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Male 1,265
lol good caption
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Male 985
"And thats how you cut a banana"
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Male 340
"And that, children, is how I was able to reach the top of the chalkboard without a ladder"
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Male 123
RIP 895,000 trees cut to make paper for all the childrens`
notes.
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Female 90
Megan Fox is not all that hot...
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Male 52
"...so, to conclude, we have that A = B... Hmmmmm wait a second, let me check something... Ohh, hey guys, scrap that, I made a mistake somewhere..."
(That actually happened to my class on College)
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Male 159
bry27, you are correct. Also, Rick Astley.
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Male 74
42
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Female 1,148
Don`t see the ladder ANYWHERE...
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Male 1,704
pic taken 11 years ago!!!

plus.... just ONE board rubber.....

:-)

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Female 8
"So I conclude, this formula indicates why my wife left me- it`s not actually my fault"
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Female 275
awesommmme :]]
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Female 9,585
So with this formula class, I just proved the meaning of life is really 42.
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Male 85
srry to break it to ya... old
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Female 230
But he`s so liiiittle.
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Male 454
Toe thumbs! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 150
I wanna marry that professor.
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Male 1,045
i tought that was a triforce in the middle top.

hehe, black magic.

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Male 999
and thats how big my dick is. 7 inches.
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Female 159
SilentFray: "and that`s why I classify mathematics under black magic."

xDDD damn right!

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Female 678
and that`s why I classify mathematics under black magic.
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Male 2,592
the answer is 3
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Female 288
I wonder how big a ladder he needed to write on the top part...
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Male 601
Judging from the diagram on the far left, it looks like a lesson about fractal geometry.
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Male 905
an explanation of the forces involved in a "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick"
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Female 423
and there lays the end of my capacity to understand....
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Male 2,582
That`s the ingredient list of one chicken Mcnugget.
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Male 614
The notes appear to be separated into a grid of some sort. It could be a recap of an entire year, or just photoshopped
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Female 2,672
"just cuz you cant see it, it doesnt mean its not there"

like god
thankyou and goodnight
jk :D

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Male 1,403
insane
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Male 190
just cuz you cant see it, it doesnt mean its not there
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Male 564
How are they expected to read that?
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Male 360
I dont see a ladder, how does he write the stuff up top?
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Male 1,598
I`m sure he uses a ladder to WRITE them, but how does he POINT at the notes at the top?
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Male 109
ummm ladder.... or long stick
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Male 533
i just want to know how he does the notes at the very top.
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Male 10,440
We can`t read it from this distance but I bet up close that`s really simple stuff like ABCs or something...
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Female 131
see this is why i hate school...
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Female 4,197
oh god, and that`s one reason I never went to Uni >.<
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Male 362
Megan Fox? Eww gross. There are chicks at my school better-looking than she is.
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Female 311
"there goes the bell, just copy down the notes and you can leave"
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Female 491
Maybe the board was on a roller...we used to have some at my school like that. It kind of feels like a rubbery leather material...or magic
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Female 3,598
you can`t even read what is on the board. how are you supposed to learn anything if you can`t see it?
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Female 2,672
"and thats how u get the toothpaste back in the tube,any questions?"
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Male 1,485
wow, im glad i dropped chemistry
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Male 224
"how does the professor even reach the top of the board?"

With SCIENCE!

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Male 806
how does the professor even reach the top of the board?
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Male 5,094
"And remember, the test`s tomorrow."

Opie and others, there are several normal-sized blackboards mounted on rails.

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Female 135
dang
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Female 184
I agree with spartanman.


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Male 1,357
i swear ive seen this in a film?
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Male 271
This movie was great, saw it last night. This part cracked me up.
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Male 198
Why do people insist on things not being funny. The Website isn`t named I-Need-Laughs its I-Am-Bored, so it should be entertaining not funny.
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Male 83
"Megan Fox is not hot as f**k. AND she can`t even operate as a normal human.

you must be homosexual"

Surprising coming from a guy posting his avatar as a half naked side-smiling cheeseball.

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Female 15,763
I still prefer a nice Olivia Wilde or even a young Angelina Jolie over Megan Fox.
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Male 328
I believe he forgot to carry the 1, and in doing that he just proved...the existence of mole-people.
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Male 4
Its from the movie `A Serious Man`
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Male 690
Another lame post!
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Male 2,551
in all seriousness... how DID he reach the top?? - He`s the stretchy one from fantastic four.
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Male 695
Can someone explain to me again why this is funny?
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Male 1,002
If Megan Fox absolutely has to get attention, can we at least limit it to things that actually have something to do with Megan Fox?
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Male 1,073
Check out this video of a similar chalkboard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThGuXoDQZ...

Perhaps this one drops into that grate on the floor?

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Male 109
Megan Fox is not hot as f**k. AND she can`t even operate as a normal human.

you must be homosexual

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Female 170
in all seriousness... how DID he reach the top??
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Male 152
moomatz is homo?
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Male 211
"Wait a second... HOW DID HE REACH THE TOP OF THAT BOARD!? "

someone always steals what i was going to say :P

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Male 3,619
About the ladder issue so many ppl have brought up... dont you guys see? when ur this smart, you can bend the blackboard with your mind. It comes to you! not you to it. duh -.-
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Female 2,509
Ya all got it wrong. That is Obama`s health care plan.
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Female 15,763
Wait a second... HOW DID HE REACH THE TOP OF THAT BOARD!?
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Female 1,190
There is nothing wrong with toe thumbs!! >:(
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Male 10,855
How do you write up there?!?
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Male 83
Megan Fox is not hot as f**k. AND she can`t even operate as a normal human.
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Female 159
HOLY poo!?!? O__O
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Male 7,839
oh, and megan fox is hot a f*ck, she just cant act at all.
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Male 7,839
where is the ladder he needs to stand on to reach the top
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Male 83
Megan Fox=Classles Slut=Annoying as Hell=B List Tramp in 4 Years
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Female 3
This is from the Coen Brothers` new movie that just came out a bit ago, A Serious Man.
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Male 782
This is for the smart kids. One mother of a lecture, containing everything - one hour, done!
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Male 22
how the hell did that small guy write on the top?!!
and i thought my lectures were long and boring
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Male 5,314
Megan Fox=Classless slut=Smoking Hot
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Female 1,412
how does he get the writing up the top?
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Male 964
"and as you can see it all seems to point to the same answer...42!"
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Male 497
write it down ?

just take a high mp pic

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Male 1,043
Poor kids.. xD
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Male 716
My god... how did he even get up there to write it all...

Seems impractical. Nobody would write that down, and would need a seperate notebook for it if they did.

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Male 144
Lukas, I`ll answer this one for fancy. He chose that description, thinking for maybe one second he could trick us in to thinking he was straight.

Megan Fox=Classless slut.

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Male 1,190
Negative, the proof has an error in estimating the nastiness of toe thumbs!
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Male 970
i call it fake
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Male 2,703
I never understood this one piece chalkboards that are completely full, I get the ones that are in pieces and slide...
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Female 538
I would stand up and commit suicide
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Male 512
The data is a little off. The calculations in the top left are slightly skewed, integrating where he should have derived. The actual answer is Natalie Portman :D
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Male 4,290
Yeah, lecturers like that do my head in. If you miss the slightest thing at the start, you`re screwed for the rest of the lecture trying to figure out which scribble comes next.
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Male 3,619
lmao, science is correct
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Female 38
her toe thumbs?
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Male 253
How`d he write all the way up there without a ladder or step stool or anything?
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Male 3,425
Fancy, why the choice of description? You just know this will lead to the cliched arguments about Megan Fox`s hotness. WHY!?!?!?!?
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Male 21,025
Link: The Mother of all Classroom Lectures [Pic] [Rate Link] - So in summation, as my data on the board proves, Megan Fox is the hottest girl on the planet, despite her toe thumbs.
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