The Holy Bible for the NASCAR Crowd [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Jesus built my hot rod--literally.
There are 38 comments:
Female 12
I hate rednecks. Oh so very much.
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Male 2,868
Oh. My. [email protected] God. I didn`t want to believe this was real. I was hoping it was from a bit on Conan O`Brian or something. But I checked. It`s for sale on Amazon.com for $14.39. The fact that God hasn`t smote the publisher of this bible is proof that God doesn`t exist.
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 1,045
the only fun thing about nascar is the accidents.
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Male 2,229
Nascar Announcer --their making a left turn! and their making another left turn! wait, oh and their make another Left turn. Lets go commercial, when you get back won`t have miss a dam thing!
The stupidest thing to do with a "race car", lets go in freakin` circle!
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Male 254
"But generally speaking, religious people are a lot more likely than sports fans to commit atrocities in support of their beliefs. Sure, the Red Sox and Yankees are rivals, but the Yanks don`t bring an army into Boston to murder the opposing team, claiming that they`re "saving" them. "

Go to a Football (soccer) match in England sometime :)

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Male 102
I don`t like sports, or things like NASCAR which may or may not qualify as sports. Other people like them. Fine.

But generally speaking, religious people are a lot more likely than sports fans to commit atrocities in support of their beliefs. Sure, the Red Sox and Yankees are rivals, but the Yanks don`t bring an army into Boston to murder the opposing team, claiming that they`re "saving" them.

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Male 39
Dumb rednecks.......
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Male 130
Ministry had superior songs to "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"...

Take their song "The Angel"... or "Effigy (I`m not an)", etc.

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Female 423
@lazyme484 are you on crack? like 70% of the usa watches nascar, i personally hate it but, seriously? and i wouldn`t go around dissin peoples religions, it makes you look like an ass.
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Female 423
wow.... thats just stupid. you would think that god would take offense...
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Male 211
right... so they are making nascar a new religion?
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Male 2,552
>Lord Jereth
With the correct pronounciation too! xD
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Male 723
Oh Em Gee! Dubbya Tee Eff!

*facepalm*

LJ

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Male 420
i sincerely hope that is not real.
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Male 25,416
And jesus overtook judas, judas betrayed jesus and smashed jesus into a wall!
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Male 330
lol, so many people watch nascar down here in fl, i wouldnt be surprised if it hits the best seller list.
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Male 108
Mah brain jus` esploded
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Female 365
Lol I have an Anime bible :P
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Male 703
haha, wheres the baseball edition? then you can sign me up
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Female 523
lmao!
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Male 10,440
Ahhh I hate this... The bible is a load of crap and no one watches nascar.
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Male 712
*in his best announcer`s voice* ...We are just receiving word that Christ in the Number 7 car did die during crucifixion but will be making a full recovery after three days of rehab for those piercings and Lucifer is currently consulting with his Pit crew as his number 666 car, sponsored by Firestone Tires has been sidelined for what his crew calls "eternity".
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Female 141
Bonus points for the JBMHR reference.
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Male 8,300
"In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. And God said "vrooom vroooom.... vrooooooooooooooommmmmm!!"
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Male 4,290
[quote]"New international version"?

Other countries waste the resources and time to watch NASCAR?[/quote]

No, that means it`s the New International Version of the Bible. The two most common are the New International and the King James Version.
Believe me, nobody else watches NASCAR.

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Male 143
where can i buy this? need a few for stocking stuffers.
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Male 132
StarDagger, you are being unfair. It does in fact take skill to drive in an oval* at high speeds for prolonged periods of time, dangerously close to other cars doing the same thing.

That being said, they probably would die in Formula One racing...

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Male 327
@StarDagger

Believe it or not, I got a friend who works in the pits at a lower division of NASCAR and you wouldn`t believe the work that goes into that crap and the stuff the driver has to do as well. According to him, it`s MUCH MUCH harder than it looks and has cussed me out on many occasions for making the joke NASCAR=Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.

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Male 1,190
"Many" of them? It takes no skill to drive around in a circle, put those fools in Formula 1 and watch how fast they die.
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Male 394
"New international version"?

Other countries waste the resources and time to watch NASCAR?

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Male 3,425
In the beginning, God created the carburetor engine...
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Female 372
Ahaa... what?
I`d like to see what this is about.
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Female 9,572
Most of them are rednecks anyway...
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Male 1,190
Id rather have the fully illustrated porn version.
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Male 1,523
Like heavy metal drumming.
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Male 1,523
My brother has a Drummers Holy Bible.
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Male 20,901
Link: The Holy Bible for the NASCAR Crowd [Pic] [Rate Link] - Jesus built my hot rod--literally.
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