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Date: 11/08/09 12:00 PM

38 Responses to The Holy Bible for the NASCAR Crowd [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Link: The Holy Bible for the NASCAR Crowd - Jesus built my hot rod--literally.
  2. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    November 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    My brother has a Drummers Holy Bible.
  3. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Like heavy metal drumming.
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    November 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Id rather have the fully illustrated porn version.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Most of them are rednecks anyway...
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    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Ahaa... what?
    I`d like to see what this is about.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    In the beginning, God created the carburetor engine...
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    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    "New international version"?

    Other countries waste the resources and time to watch NASCAR?

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    "Many" of them? It takes no skill to drive around in a circle, put those fools in Formula 1 and watch how fast they die.
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    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    @StarDagger

    Believe it or not, I got a friend who works in the pits at a lower division of NASCAR and you wouldn`t believe the work that goes into that crap and the stuff the driver has to do as well. According to him, it`s MUCH MUCH harder than it looks and has cussed me out on many occasions for making the joke NASCAR=Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.

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    iBegrindin Male 18-29
    133 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    StarDagger, you are being unfair. It does in fact take skill to drive in an oval* at high speeds for prolonged periods of time, dangerously close to other cars doing the same thing.

    That being said, they probably would die in Formula One racing...

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    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    where can i buy this? need a few for stocking stuffers.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    "New international version"?

    Other countries waste the resources and time to watch NASCAR?

    No, that means it`s the New International Version of the Bible. The two most common are the New International and the King James Version.
    Believe me, nobody else watches NASCAR.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    "In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. And God said "vrooom vroooom.... vrooooooooooooooommmmmm!!"
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    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Bonus points for the JBMHR reference.
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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    *in his best announcer`s voice* ...We are just receiving word that Christ in the Number 7 car did die during crucifixion but will be making a full recovery after three days of rehab for those piercings and Lucifer is currently consulting with his Pit crew as his number 666 car, sponsored by Firestone Tires has been sidelined for what his crew calls "eternity".
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Ahhh I hate this... The bible is a load of crap and no one watches nascar.
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    lmao!
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    haha, wheres the baseball edition? then you can sign me up
  20. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Lol I have an Anime bible :P
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    DrHorrible Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Mah brain jus` esploded
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    gamerx47 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    lol, so many people watch nascar down here in fl, i wouldnt be surprised if it hits the best seller list.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    And jesus overtook judas, judas betrayed jesus and smashed jesus into a wall!
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    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:14 am
    i sincerely hope that is not real.
  25. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:27 am
    Oh Em Gee! Dubbya Tee Eff!

    *facepalm*

    LJ

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:35 am
    >Lord Jereth
    With the correct pronounciation too! xD
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    TheSpoon Male 18-29
    212 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:14 am
    right... so they are making nascar a new religion?
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    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:33 am
    wow.... thats just stupid. you would think that god would take offense...
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    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:36 am
    @lazyme484 are you on crack? like 70% of the usa watches nascar, i personally hate it but, seriously? and i wouldn`t go around dissin peoples religions, it makes you look like an ass.
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    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:56 am
    Ministry had superior songs to "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"...

    Take their song "The Angel"... or "Effigy (I`m not an)", etc.

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    Bobness Male 13-17
    39 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Dumb rednecks.......
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    dreambrother Male 18-29
    102 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:40 am
    I don`t like sports, or things like NASCAR which may or may not qualify as sports. Other people like them. Fine.

    But generally speaking, religious people are a lot more likely than sports fans to commit atrocities in support of their beliefs. Sure, the Red Sox and Yankees are rivals, but the Yanks don`t bring an army into Boston to murder the opposing team, claiming that they`re "saving" them.

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    Fortitude Male 30-39
    255 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    "But generally speaking, religious people are a lot more likely than sports fans to commit atrocities in support of their beliefs. Sure, the Red Sox and Yankees are rivals, but the Yanks don`t bring an army into Boston to murder the opposing team, claiming that they`re "saving" them. "

    Go to a Football (soccer) match in England sometime :)

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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Nascar Announcer --their making a left turn! and their making another left turn! wait, oh and their make another Left turn. Lets go commercial, when you get back won`t have miss a dam thing!
    The stupidest thing to do with a "race car", lets go in freakin` circle!
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    the only fun thing about nascar is the accidents.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    lmao
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    Oh. My. [email protected] God. I didn`t want to believe this was real. I was hoping it was from a bit on Conan O`Brian or something. But I checked. It`s for sale on Amazon.com for $14.39. The fact that God hasn`t smote the publisher of this bible is proof that God doesn`t exist.
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    yourface4427 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    I hate rednecks. Oh so very much.

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