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Date: 11/03/09 07:00 AM

45 Responses to The Best Way to Stop a Burgler is to… FAP? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18946 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:57 am
    Link: The Best Way to Stop a Burgler is to... FAP? - Well, if the security alarm system says so...
  2. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:09 am
    fire, ambulance, police
  3. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:22 am
    cobrakiller, the JOY DESTROYER.
  4. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:31 am
    cobrakiller, must you be a dick this early on?
  5. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:04 am
    lol i have one of those alarms...
  6. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:19 am
    lmao, the comments are better then the picture.
  7. Profile photo of newlife
    newlife Male 40-49
    254 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:44 am
    ummm...ok...are ppl so stupid these days that they dont undersatnd what the F A P stands for? and if they do know, then thats the only thrills they can get?....LAME!!!
  8. Profile photo of Keelouna
    Keelouna Male 18-29
    36 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:45 am
    lol, We had one of these at work and my boss almost pressed it in a hurry to set the alarm and get home.
  9. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:51 am
    fap fap fap fap fap....thanks iab
  10. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:58 am
    yes, i am cobrakiller, destroyer of smiles
  11. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:04 am
    hahahaha better then the handzoff cream
  12. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Hahahahahaaa, slip over on my jizz and knock yourself unconcious, foolish robber!
  13. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:40 am
    "hahahaha better then the handzoff cream"

    Possibly more successful!

  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:38 am
    Coolies!
  15. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    *sn!gger*
  16. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    lol win.
  17. Profile photo of Monday
    Monday Male 13-17
    118 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Thats on my alarm system O_o I swear to god
  18. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    i wonder what those buttons do when you press them in the right order xDD
  19. Profile photo of Sgtsteal
    Sgtsteal Male 13-17
    26 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    i chortled a little bit
  20. Profile photo of amaru420
    amaru420 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    this is fkucing stupid.
  21. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Fire, Ambulance, Police
  22. Profile photo of WhatchaSay
    WhatchaSay Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Epic. Just epic.
  23. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes! ;-)
  24. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    "Fire, Ambulance, Police"

    I see now.
    They should`ve put it in a different order, though.

  25. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    I`ve had the exact same panel for 15 years and never noticed that. In a way, I`m extremely proud of myself for that.
  26. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    iKit5 : why should they put it in a different order?? just because we have perverted minds doesn`t mean they have to reorder things to keep our minds out of the gutter...
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    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    I have that exact same type of alarm. It drating sucks, whenever the power even flickers it goes off obnoxiously for up to ten drating minutes, and there`s no clear way to drating turn it off.
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    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    "Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

    Sir, I applaud you.

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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    "Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

    you, sir, are now my idol

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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    blaarf
  31. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    "Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

    Win.

  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    "I have that exact same type of alarm. It drating sucks, whenever the power even flickers it goes off obnoxiously for up to ten drating minutes, and there`s no clear way to drating turn it off."

    You have to find the power source and disconnect it. Figured that out when a hurricane knocked the power out and it kept beeping for hours. It wasn`t going off, but it would beep every minute or so and it was driving me crazy.

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    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    whats with the "drating" its getting so annoying it dont even sound good with the f()c%ing sentence which ever peice of poo keeps making up lame @$$ words needs to die
  34. Profile photo of Gman068
    Gman068 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Whats FAP?
  35. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:21 am
    Depends how big the robber is... One`s for FBI, next is Airforce and the last is just Police for the small timers...
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    ICantNameMe Male 18-29
    34 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:37 am
    @CitrusCider

    lmao epicwin.

  37. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:00 am
    Whats FAP?

    In reality, `Fire, Ambulance, Police.`

    But it`s funny due to being internet slang for `burping the worm`, if you catch my drift.

  38. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:37 am
    awesome.

    and terp, burping the worm? lol who says that? hilarious.

    gman068: its slang for jacking off because of the fapfapfap noise it makes...

  39. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 2:41 am
    i like how the alarm is Ready to FAP
  40. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:07 am
    didnt even know what fap was before this... learn something knew every day.
  41. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    burglar?
  42. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    hahahaha
  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    fap?
    find
    another
    penis?!
    lmao XDDD idk
  44. Profile photo of fanbelt
    fanbelt Male 50-59
    49 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    I just sharted, better press all three.

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