The Best Way to Stop a Burgler is to... FAP? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Well, if the security alarm system says so...
There are 45 comments:
Male 48
I just sharted, better press all three.
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Female 5,222
fap?
find
another
penis?!
lmao XDDD idk
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Female 523
hahahaha
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Male 264
burglar?
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Female 135
didnt even know what fap was before this... learn something knew every day.
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Male 1,093
i like how the alarm is Ready to FAP
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Female 3,828
awesome.

and terp, burping the worm? lol who says that? hilarious.

gman068: its slang for jacking off because of the fapfapfap noise it makes...

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Male 2,238
[quote]Whats FAP? [/quote]

In reality, `Fire, Ambulance, Police.`

But it`s funny due to being internet slang for `burping the worm`, if you catch my drift.

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Male 34
@CitrusCider

lmao epicwin.

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Female 248
Depends how big the robber is... One`s for FBI, next is Airforce and the last is just Police for the small timers...
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Male 22
Whats FAP?
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Male 109
whats with the "drating" its getting so annoying it dont even sound good with the f()c%ing sentence which ever peice of poo keeps making up lame @$$ words needs to die
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Male 3,755
"I have that exact same type of alarm. It drating sucks, whenever the power even flickers it goes off obnoxiously for up to ten drating minutes, and there`s no clear way to drating turn it off."

You have to find the power source and disconnect it. Figured that out when a hurricane knocked the power out and it kept beeping for hours. It wasn`t going off, but it would beep every minute or so and it was driving me crazy.

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Female 372
"Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

Win.

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Male 895
blaarf
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Male 1,403
"Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

you, sir, are now my idol

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Female 464
"Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

Sir, I applaud you.

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Male 138
I have that exact same type of alarm. It drating sucks, whenever the power even flickers it goes off obnoxiously for up to ten drating minutes, and there`s no clear way to drating turn it off.
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Female 901
iKit5 : why should they put it in a different order?? just because we have perverted minds doesn`t mean they have to reorder things to keep our minds out of the gutter...
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Male 3,755
I`ve had the exact same panel for 15 years and never noticed that. In a way, I`m extremely proud of myself for that.
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Female 355
"Fire, Ambulance, Police"

I see now.
They should`ve put it in a different order, though.

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Male 301
Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes! ;-)
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Female 1
Epic. Just epic.
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Male 516
Fire, Ambulance, Police
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Male 76
this is fkucing stupid.
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Male 26
i chortled a little bit
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Female 159
i wonder what those buttons do when you press them in the right order xDD
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Male 118
Thats on my alarm system O_o I swear to god
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Male 144
lol win.
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Male 5,189
FAP FAP FAP!!
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Female 1,395
*sn!gger*
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Male 25,417
Coolies!
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Male 2,690
"hahahaha better then the handzoff cream"

Possibly more successful!

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Male 2,159
Hahahahahaaa, slip over on my jizz and knock yourself unconcious, foolish robber!
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Female 423
hahahaha better then the handzoff cream
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Male 7,812
yes, i am cobrakiller, destroyer of smiles
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Male 914
fap fap fap fap fap....thanks iab
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Male 35
lol, We had one of these at work and my boss almost pressed it in a hurry to set the alarm and get home.
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Male 254
ummm...ok...are ppl so stupid these days that they dont undersatnd what the F A P stands for? and if they do know, then thats the only thrills they can get?....LAME!!!
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Female 9,557
lmao, the comments are better then the picture.
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Male 600
lol i have one of those alarms...
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Male 1,045
cobrakiller, must you be a dick this early on?
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Male 2,510
cobrakiller, the JOY DESTROYER.
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Male 7,812
fire, ambulance, police
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Male 20,825
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