The Baddest Mo-Fo Pimp in the Congo [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago

Don"t hate the playa, hate the centuries of poverty, lack of human rights, corrupt government and general disease.
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Male 243
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Male 190
Ignorant apologist. Before Europeans came africans also had tons of tribal warfare. Many tribes helped the slave traders. The west didnt bring anything great to Africa, but pretending it was all unicorns and butterflies before the white man came is stupid.
Kind of like starting an argument with "Kill yourself" - That is usually followed by a well reasoned argument right?
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Male 673
>>Riftsong, don`t blame the Europeans. Africa has been bad for a long time. It`s tribalism and fighting amongst themselves that holds them back. If Bill Gates decided to give a deserving African family $100,000 to help the community that family would be murdered and the money stolen by a warlord within 24 hours.<<

SuperSmash kill yourself for that comment before Europeans Africa had beauty, life, knowledge. Europeans come Slave trade, blood diamonds, apartheid and the Egyptian get a shade lighter everyday. Gonna say Native Americans cause their own problems too?

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Male 50
Hmmm, a Primark special?
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Male 50
Hmmm, a Primark special?
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Male 157
Like Three Six says... "It`s hard out here for a Pimp," well in this case not so much clientele pretty easy to come by.
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Male 479
is that a sherbert fountain in his gob?

Maybe he`s just a sherbert fountain salesman. It would explain why the kids are hanging around - perhaps he has some free samples behind his back...

(and perhaps one down the front of his trousers)

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Male 50
Hmmm, a Primark special?
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Male 703
hahaha
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Male 50
Hmmm, a Primark special?
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Male 1,803
Cunegonde, tell us, what`s Africa like?
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Female 4,028
I want to know what is going on in this here picture...
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Male 1,045
@cunegonde

well put.

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Female 160
All you soft little white kids making self-righteous statements about the conditions in America`s "inner cities", not to mention Africa, a place where I am confident 99.9% of you have never been and know almost nothing about, is freakin` WAY more hilarious than that picture could ever hope to be.
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Male 1,045
that looks an awful lot like some of the united sate`s cities, but african.
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Female 275
oh
gosh
o.o
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Male 2,034
This immediately reminded me of my sociology professor. He`s African, and I wouldn`t put it past him to wear a suit like that. He only wears bow-ties though.
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Male 3,756
DeathDefy, yes, you are.

Riftsong, don`t blame the Europeans. Africa has been bad for a long time. It`s tribalism and fighting amongst themselves that holds them back. If Bill Gates decided to give a deserving African family $100,000 to help the community that family would be murdered and the money stolen by a warlord within 24 hours.

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Female 465
This guy seems to have the same values as some people in our own inner city neighborhoods.
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Male 403
the first kid to the right of the yellow suit guy has a boner...no I`m not a perv. >.> <.<
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Male 275
My first thought:
Does he have a screwdriver in his mouth???
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Female 152
I like that the caption highlights some very real problems in the Congo right now. But one things is wrong - the word "centuries." In North America, we don`t learn a lot about Africa in school, so a lot of people just assume it has always been poor (and therefore always will be). In actuality, traditional African society was fairly egalitarian, and there was enough food/land for almost everyone. It wasn`t until 1888 that Europe began to colonize it. Most states gained their freedom in the 60s, and were again doing quite well until the debt crisis of the 80s, which the whole world helped create but which only really punished the developing countries.

To sum, because that was too long: Africa has only been struggling for about 35 years.

On a lighter note, I agree with everyone else: A silly man in a silly suit with a bad cigar and too much money.

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Male 690
This is the guy you don`t want to cross if you have misfortune to live in whatever benighted land this is. But I still can`t figure out his color-coordinated cigar. Shopping?
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Female 423
ring, ring, ring, ring, banana suit. ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, BANANA SUIT! its no bologna, it ant a phony! its my pimpin, banana suit. YAH!

lamo

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Male 3,285
it`s shaft!
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Male 185
Hes wearing a cumberbun for a tie o.O
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Male 3,431
Those kids are pissed because he`s eating their sidewalk chalk.
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Female 1,395
hahaha someone played the old `its fancy dress` prank on him. And he came as a banana o.O
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Female 1,412
hes so hot...
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Male 20
ive just noticed he has a boner...
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Male 2,868
That cigar looks shooped.
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Male 20
Banana ftw
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Male 716
Nah I ain`t saying she`s a gold digger... uh, but she messin` wit` no broke nigga, uh...


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Male 999
yellow is sooo g
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Female 650
vitaliy you made me LOL and the kid i`m babysitting is awake now.

worth it :]

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Male 198
"he might be dead by now, how dares he to show up like that in a community that poor."

the people in that entire area probably know not to eff with him.

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Male 2,238
[quote]This pic is from another internet site[/quote]

Wait wait wait....not all of I-A-B`s content is original??

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Male 1,666
It would make my day if he had a banana phone
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Male 90
captions funny.
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Female 1,604
that girl on the right does not look impressed lol
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Female 241
His cigar looks like a canoli
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Female 8
yellow is soooo not his color lol he could at least help the kids
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Male 485
i find that to be in bad taste
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Female 523
this makes me sad.
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Male 712
Ah...another self-indulgent asshat with too much bloody money.
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Male 3,296
SEE!!! jesus is black,
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Male 56
he might be dead by now, how dares he to show up like that in a community that poor.
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Male 897
he has double pockets. he must be cool
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Male 12
he is probbably a god to them
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Male 112
Bertie wants his suit back...
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Male 47
So panth, when you spend money, why don`t you spend it on poor children?
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Male 36
I think I see a quarter on the ground...
maybe he could buy another one of those suits.
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Female 9,402
If he is going to spend money, he should spend money on the education of the children in the picture.
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Male 447
There are some pictures that just make me stop and scratch my head. What was the situation at the time this picture was taken? Is that man gloating about his wealth? Is he some warlord strutting around like he`s all that? Or maybe he`s a tourist? SOOOOO many questions.
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Male 19
It`s peanut butter jelly time...peanut butter jelly time...way-o...way-o...
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Male 98
now that man has style!
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Female 15,763
I mean come on... he could at least buy those kids some shoes...
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Female 197
-"yarrrpirate: Why does he have a boner?"

becuase theres so many children surrounding him

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Male 716
This guy makes me laugh.
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Male 302
I want his suit. It`s awesome.
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Male 3,310
This pic is from another internet site
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Male 1,523
He fits in well.
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Male 167
You might as well just send us a link that refers to where they got the picture. doesn`t take that long to Cntrol+c and Control + v riteee? rite rite? they can spend their time writting up quotes but can`t spend time copy pasting the link.
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Male 394
Why does he have a boner?
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Female 3
OMG the girl on the right is starring at his boner.
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Female 15,763
Looks like I don`t have to give the usual we-get-things-from-other-websites-because-that`s-what-you-submit lecture. Everyone else already did it for me!
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Male 1,297
word up don
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Male 608
chadders42, you are a Fu.cking idiot. Ooooh im so cool i found this on another site.... No SH*T! We know that before IAB there was never 2 sites in the world that had same content..... LOSER.....

Oh, btw, Nice suit!

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Female 723
He`s imitating "the white man" with all the power. I think it`s hilarious how he threw in a little color though : )
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Male 86
To everyone who complains about posts on IAB from other sites: Where the F else are the posts supposed to come from?

1. Not everyone on here knows (or cares) about these other sites you mention
2. There is a limited supply of picture sites that you can repost from that are putting up new content daily
3. Copyright infringement laws prevent IAB or any other site from posting copyrighted materials
4. POST NEW STUFF YOURSELF IF YOU WANT IT--and lets see if you can do it on your own with your camera/website or if you end up reposting from other sites yourself

So in other words... Shut the hell up or go away.

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Female 112
*Suddenly Donkey Kong bursts through the crowd of people and eats the man in the yellow suit*

MmmMMmmm! Banana! ;)

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Male 1,647
Most of those kids are plotting two things right now: How to kill him and how to be him.
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Male 3,425
Yeah but have you seen izismile`s daily picdumps JJXanadu? Probably 90% of IABs [Pic] posts come from it.

But hey, what does it matter. At least I get to comment on it here, so doesn`t really bother me. Plus you get all the videos and new articles here, so it`s all good...

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Male 3,482
Awesome suit. I hope he`s enjoying the fact that he`s rubbing his money in the face of starving children.
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Male 516
To all the people who post something like: "I`ve seen this on another site," or "This pic was already at [this link]"...

No poo, really. We all know this stuff comes from other sites (many times the post links to another site).

If, however, you`re trying to seem `cool` because you might have an idea where it`s coming from, well... think again.

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Male 316
He`s not even smoking that cigar. It just makes him look like a douchebag.
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Female 29
.......OMG wheres george???.......I mean Ted was usually white but this is clear evidence that he was really a black man.......
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Male 2,344
That suit is awesome.

/jealousy.

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Male 3,425
Chadders, IAB gets most of it`s [Pic] material from izismile. I would get used to it if I were you.
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Male 25,416
He`s the player!
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Male 7,585
i wonder how many people he has killed or had killed?
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Male 1,093
the kid wearing red at the top right has a great facial expression of "WTF!?"
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Female 837
I am more appalled by the use of the words "most baddest" than I am by the canary yellow suit of doom.

Actually, the suit`s kind of awesome. Bright colors make me smile. :D

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Male 171
http://izismile.com/2009/11/13/the_congo...

Nice post I-A-B. Shame somebody beat you to the post.

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Female 1,386
Seconds after the picture...*MOB ZERG*
That little kid on the right, with his fist near his mouth has that "Hmm... do i go for the jacket or the sunglasses?" look on his face.
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Male 9
They are all like "Is that a banana?"
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Male 1,190
He is recruiting for Hookers, the Next Generation.
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Male 2,440

Dayman... a very black... Dayman.
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Male 670
poo, the landlord`s here
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Male 564
Really, mcmonkeyman? After 100 posts, you should know by now that claiming first will get you banned.

Does this guy have a boner?

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Male 814
"general disease"...you mean "venereal disease"?
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Female 1,780
Link: The Baddest Mo-Fo Pimp in the Congo [Pic] [Rate Link] - Don`t hate the playa, hate the centuries of poverty, lack of human rights, corrupt government and general disease.
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