The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 81    Average: 3.8/5]
92 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 57297
Rating: 3.8
Category:
Date: 11/14/09 11:06 AM

92 Responses to The Baddest Mo-Fo Pimp in the Congo [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Link: The Baddest Mo-Fo Pimp in the Congo - Don`t hate the playa, hate the centuries of poverty, lack of human rights, corrupt government and general disease.
  2. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:26 am
    "general disease"...you mean "venereal disease"?
  3. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Really, mcmonkeyman? After 100 posts, you should know by now that claiming first will get you banned.

    Does this guy have a boner?

  4. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:36 am
    poo, the landlord`s here
  5. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Dayman... a very black... Dayman.
  6. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:41 am
    He is recruiting for Hookers, the Next Generation.
  7. Profile photo of Canucker25
    Canucker25 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
    They are all like "Is that a banana?"
  8. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Seconds after the picture...*MOB ZERG*
    That little kid on the right, with his fist near his mouth has that "Hmm... do i go for the jacket or the sunglasses?" look on his face.
  9. Profile photo of chadders42
    chadders42 Male 13-17
    171 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
    http://izismile.com/2009/11/13/the_congo...

    Nice post I-A-B. Shame somebody beat you to the post.

  10. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
    I am more appalled by the use of the words "most baddest" than I am by the canary yellow suit of doom.

    Actually, the suit`s kind of awesome. Bright colors make me smile. :D

  11. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    the kid wearing red at the top right has a great facial expression of "WTF!?"
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    i wonder how many people he has killed or had killed?
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    He`s the player!
  14. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Chadders, IAB gets most of it`s material from izismile. I would get used to it if I were you.
  15. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    That suit is awesome.

    /jealousy.

  16. Profile photo of Slo
    Slo Female 18-29
    29 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    .......OMG wheres george???.......I mean Ted was usually white but this is clear evidence that he was really a black man.......
  17. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    He`s not even smoking that cigar. It just makes him look like a douchebag.
  18. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    To all the people who post something like: "I`ve seen this on another site," or "This pic was already at "...

    No poo, really. We all know this stuff comes from other sites (many times the post links to another site).

    If, however, you`re trying to seem `cool` because you might have an idea where it`s coming from, well... think again.

  19. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Awesome suit. I hope he`s enjoying the fact that he`s rubbing his money in the face of starving children.
  20. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Yeah but have you seen izismile`s daily picdumps JJXanadu? Probably 90% of IABs posts come from it.

    But hey, what does it matter. At least I get to comment on it here, so doesn`t really bother me. Plus you get all the videos and new articles here, so it`s all good...

  21. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Most of those kids are plotting two things right now: How to kill him and how to be him.
  22. Profile photo of Tukikagami
    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    *Suddenly Donkey Kong bursts through the crowd of people and eats the man in the yellow suit*

    MmmMMmmm! Banana! ;)

  23. Profile photo of don11817
    don11817 Male 30-39
    86 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    To everyone who complains about posts on IAB from other sites: Where the F else are the posts supposed to come from?

    1. Not everyone on here knows (or cares) about these other sites you mention
    2. There is a limited supply of picture sites that you can repost from that are putting up new content daily
    3. Copyright infringement laws prevent IAB or any other site from posting copyrighted materials
    4. POST NEW STUFF YOURSELF IF YOU WANT IT--and lets see if you can do it on your own with your camera/website or if you end up reposting from other sites yourself

    So in other words... Shut the hell up or go away.

  24. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    He`s imitating "the white man" with all the power. I think it`s hilarious how he threw in a little color though : )
  25. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    chadders42, you are a Fu.cking idiot. Ooooh im so cool i found this on another site.... No SH*T! We know that before IAB there was never 2 sites in the world that had same content..... LOSER.....

    Oh, btw, Nice suit!

  26. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    word up don
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Looks like I don`t have to give the usual we-get-things-from-other-websites-because-that`s-what-you-submit lecture. Everyone else already did it for me!
  28. Profile photo of papaya95
    papaya95 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    OMG the girl on the right is starring at his boner.
  29. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Why does he have a boner?
  30. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    You might as well just send us a link that refers to where they got the picture. doesn`t take that long to Cntrol+c and Control + v riteee? rite rite? they can spend their time writting up quotes but can`t spend time copy pasting the link.
  31. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    He fits in well.
  32. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    This pic is from another internet site
  33. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    I want his suit. It`s awesome.
  34. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    This guy makes me laugh.
  35. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    -"yarrrpirate: Why does he have a boner?"

    becuase theres so many children surrounding him

  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I mean come on... he could at least buy those kids some shoes...
  37. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    now that man has style!
  38. Profile photo of jakflak
    jakflak Male 30-39
    19 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    It`s peanut butter jelly time...peanut butter jelly time...way-o...way-o...
  39. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    There are some pictures that just make me stop and scratch my head. What was the situation at the time this picture was taken? Is that man gloating about his wealth? Is he some warlord strutting around like he`s all that? Or maybe he`s a tourist? SOOOOO many questions.
  40. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9252 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    If he is going to spend money, he should spend money on the education of the children in the picture.
  41. Profile photo of Sirhieu
    Sirhieu Male 13-17
    36 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    I think I see a quarter on the ground...
    maybe he could buy another one of those suits.
  42. Profile photo of javatar
    javatar Male 13-17
    47 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    So panth, when you spend money, why don`t you spend it on poor children?
  43. Profile photo of cheezer
    cheezer Male 18-29
    112 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Bertie wants his suit back...
  44. Profile photo of glodude75
    glodude75 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    he is probbably a god to them
  45. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    he has double pockets. he must be cool
  46. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    he might be dead by now, how dares he to show up like that in a community that poor.
  47. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    SEE!!! jesus is black,
  48. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Ah...another self-indulgent asshat with too much bloody money.
  49. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    this makes me sad.
  50. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    i find that to be in bad taste
  51. Profile photo of teamj16
    teamj16 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    yellow is soooo not his color lol he could at least help the kids
  52. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    His cigar looks like a canoli
  53. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    that girl on the right does not look impressed lol
  54. Profile photo of est87jmg
    est87jmg Male 18-29
    90 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    captions funny.
  55. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    It would make my day if he had a banana phone
  56. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:11 am
    This pic is from another internet site

    Wait wait wait....not all of I-A-B`s content is original??

  57. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:26 am
    "he might be dead by now, how dares he to show up like that in a community that poor."

    the people in that entire area probably know not to eff with him.

  58. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:38 am
    vitaliy you made me LOL and the kid i`m babysitting is awake now.

    worth it :]

  59. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:16 am
    yellow is sooo g
  60. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 2:21 am
    Nah I ain`t saying she`s a gold digger... uh, but she messin` wit` no broke nigga, uh...


  61. Profile photo of RagingClue
    RagingClue Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 2:23 am
    Banana ftw
  62. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:01 am
    That cigar looks shooped.
  63. Profile photo of RagingClue
    RagingClue Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:40 am
    ive just noticed he has a boner...
  64. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:53 am
    hes so hot...
  65. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 4:52 am
    hahaha someone played the old `its fancy dress` prank on him. And he came as a banana o.O
  66. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Those kids are pissed because he`s eating their sidewalk chalk.
  67. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    165 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Hes wearing a cumberbun for a tie o.O
  68. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:39 am
    it`s shaft!
  69. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:18 am
    ring, ring, ring, ring, banana suit. ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, BANANA SUIT! its no bologna, it ant a phony! its my pimpin, banana suit. YAH!

    lamo

  70. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:59 am
    This is the guy you don`t want to cross if you have misfortune to live in whatever benighted land this is. But I still can`t figure out his color-coordinated cigar. Shopping?
  71. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    I like that the caption highlights some very real problems in the Congo right now. But one things is wrong - the word "centuries." In North America, we don`t learn a lot about Africa in school, so a lot of people just assume it has always been poor (and therefore always will be). In actuality, traditional African society was fairly egalitarian, and there was enough food/land for almost everyone. It wasn`t until 1888 that Europe began to colonize it. Most states gained their freedom in the 60s, and were again doing quite well until the debt crisis of the 80s, which the whole world helped create but which only really punished the developing countries.

    To sum, because that was too long: Africa has only been struggling for about 35 years.

    On a lighter note, I agree with everyone else: A silly man in a silly suit with a bad cigar and too much money.

  72. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    My first thought:
    Does he have a screwdriver in his mouth???
  73. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    the first kid to the right of the yellow suit guy has a boner...no I`m not a perv. >.> <.<
  74. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    This guy seems to have the same values as some people in our own inner city neighborhoods.
  75. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    DeathDefy, yes, you are.

    Riftsong, don`t blame the Europeans. Africa has been bad for a long time. It`s tribalism and fighting amongst themselves that holds them back. If Bill Gates decided to give a deserving African family $100,000 to help the community that family would be murdered and the money stolen by a warlord within 24 hours.

  76. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    This immediately reminded me of my sociology professor. He`s African, and I wouldn`t put it past him to wear a suit like that. He only wears bow-ties though.
  77. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    oh
    gosh
    o.o
  78. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    that looks an awful lot like some of the united sate`s cities, but african.
  79. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    All you soft little white kids making self-righteous statements about the conditions in America`s "inner cities", not to mention Africa, a place where I am confident 99.9% of you have never been and know almost nothing about, is freakin` WAY more hilarious than that picture could ever hope to be.
  80. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    @cunegonde

    well put.

  81. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    I want to know what is going on in this here picture...
  82. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    Cunegonde, tell us, what`s Africa like?
  83. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:44 am
    Hmmm, a Primark special?
  84. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:58 am
    hahaha
  85. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:28 am
    Hmmm, a Primark special?
  86. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:02 am
    is that a sherbert fountain in his gob?

    Maybe he`s just a sherbert fountain salesman. It would explain why the kids are hanging around - perhaps he has some free samples behind his back...

    (and perhaps one down the front of his trousers)

  87. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:15 am
    Like Three Six says... "It`s hard out here for a Pimp," well in this case not so much clientele pretty easy to come by.
  88. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Hmmm, a Primark special?
  89. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:21 am
    Hmmm, a Primark special?
  90. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    >>Riftsong, don`t blame the Europeans. Africa has been bad for a long time. It`s tribalism and fighting amongst themselves that holds them back. If Bill Gates decided to give a deserving African family $100,000 to help the community that family would be murdered and the money stolen by a warlord within 24 hours.<<

    SuperSmash kill yourself for that comment before Europeans Africa had beauty, life, knowledge. Europeans come Slave trade, blood diamonds, apartheid and the Egyptian get a shade lighter everyday. Gonna say Native Americans cause their own problems too?

  91. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Ignorant apologist. Before Europeans came africans also had tons of tribal warfare. Many tribes helped the slave traders. The west didnt bring anything great to Africa, but pretending it was all unicorns and butterflies before the white man came is stupid.
    Kind of like starting an argument with "Kill yourself" - That is usually followed by a well reasoned argument right?
  92. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    December 8, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Leave a Reply