Still Looking for That Perfect Gift for Dad? [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 7 years ago in Funny

i bet he doesn"t have one of these yet, at least not this classy. Just in time for Christmas.
There are 59 comments:
Male 1,222
-Ballscratcher? ballscratcher!
-Ballscratcher!!
-Ballscratcher?
-Ballscratcher!
-Ballscratcher!
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Male 18
all i want for christmas is a chrome ball-scratcher
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Female 4
haha....deadly..:D i have to get it
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Female 204
wow so this is why people love amazon so much haha
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Male 59
Look at the second picture that you can enlarge. I`m pretty sure it`s a pic of a guy scratching his balls
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Female 7
im gettin it!
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Male 17
My ex bought me one of those in Thailand..hand carved wood in the shape of a naked women...it`s b.a.
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Female 135
lmao!!
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Female 62
It`s real! One of Amazon features and benifits: "This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface." ROFL! Also check out the "Gentleman`s Willy Care Kit"
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=pd_sim_d_1
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Male 703
im a gentleman... luckily i shave my balls or we might get tangles and that would hurt
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Female 4,028
I love how it appears to have a demonstrative diagram going on there. :-P
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Female 160
A bit awkward to use in public, though..."Pardon me while I whip this out"
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Male 1,045
ew, i wouldn`t eat in the house of whoever buys this.
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Male 1,378
Awesomepants was the 2nd funny part
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Female 44
Awesomepants... your awesome!
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Female 2,352
Dishwasher safe is what I always look for when buying a ball scratcher!
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Male 10
I`m very glad that it has a stain resistant surface....
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Female 8
I can`t wait to buy one used..
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Male 19
BALL SCRATCHA?!
BALL SCRATCHER!
Ball scratcha?
ball scratcher!
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Male 1,093
why is the carrying case pink? You`ll think it would be a more gentlemen-like color like navy blue or something.
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Female 1,412
hahah ``gentlemans`` im so getting this for someone I know
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Male 2,004
i so want one of those
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Male 2,868
BTW- most men try to be somewhat discrete when they scratch down there. Does a shiny stick with a hand on the end scream "discretion" or what?
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Male 2,868
I thought this was shooped. Lo and behold, I went to amazon.co.uk, and "Gentleman`s ball scratcher" was the first choice in the autocomplete menu when I typed Gent.
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Male 2,238
You lazy bastard, just use your hand.
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Female 3,828
lol thats awesome. i kind of want to give one as a present to someone... lol
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Female 19
lol I`m so buying that for the bf.
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Male 485
L;OL
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Male 3,296
so this would make me look like a gentle man when i do it?>?
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Male 5
I bet it makes a great stokcing stuffer
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Male 149
it`s a fork lol. I`m guessing it`s used with meatballs.
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Female 721
Aww, no used ones for sale?
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Male 89
Dishwasher safe?
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Female 1,283
...Stain resistant?
>.<
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Female 673
ooo And I bet it works great for ladies` vagina lips, too! I need one. XD
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Male 1,523
Um... Looks kinda like a backscratcher to me.
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Male 447
At least it`s a gentleman`s ball scratcher. Got to keep out those rif-raf scratchers.
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Male 20
ha, stain resistant
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Male 25,416
Yeah there are always in the joke shops, cheap as well, but on a cold day would be bad, if you saw it at someones house would you want to touch it?
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Male 819
It`s a gag gift... nothing to get too excited about...
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Male 7,830
panth, thanks for the defense. you are awesome.
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Female 1,697
men and their genitals, wassup with that?
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Male 4,867
hehe... i want one
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Male 1,067
"dishwasher safe"

What the hell kinda filthy balls do they think we have?!?!

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Female 9,572
omg mrmoo7272, no one cares.
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Male 174
Lol, I got one of those last Christmas from my bro
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Male 65
omg!!!!!!you didnt capitalize the i in the definition!!!!!!!!!
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Female 30
Well. At least its dishwasher safe.
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Male 78
Ball Scratchaaa? Ball Scratchaaaa? Ball Scratchaaa! Baaaaall Scratchaaaa!
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Male 3,619
Ball Svratcher!?? BALL SCRATCHER!!
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Male 34
Where`s the lady`s ball scratcher?
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Female 52
Stain resistant? Can`t really think of a situation in which it would get something on it but I guess that`s a nice little piece of info.
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Male 394
BALL SCRATCHER? BALL SCRATCHER? BALL SCRATCHER!
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Male 1,297
lol @ "gentleman`s" ball scratcher
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Female 472
Who in their right mind would put that in a dish washer after its been used? lol
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Female 24
Comes in a nice little ball bag too!
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Male 4,807
I`ll pass... What if the damn thing has a malfunction.
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Male 130
LOL that looks like it could cause a few scratches :/
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Male 7,830
Link: Still Looking for That Perfect Gift for Dad? [Pic] [Rate Link] - i bet he doesn`t have one of these yet, at least not this classy. Just in time for Christmas.
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