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Date: 11/14/09 05:04 AM

59 Responses to Still Looking for That Perfect Gift for Dad? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 3:16 am
    Link: Still Looking for That Perfect Gift for Dad? - i bet he doesn`t have one of these yet, at least not this classy. Just in time for Christmas.
  2. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 5:12 am
    LOL that looks like it could cause a few scratches :/
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 5:15 am
    I`ll pass... What if the damn thing has a malfunction.
  4. Profile photo of jjezebel
    jjezebel Female 30-39
    24 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Comes in a nice little ball bag too!
  5. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:16 am
    Who in their right mind would put that in a dish washer after its been used? lol
  6. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:18 am
    lol @ "gentleman`s" ball scratcher
  7. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:31 am
    BALL SCRATCHER? BALL SCRATCHER? BALL SCRATCHER!
  8. Profile photo of StephD87
    StephD87 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Stain resistant? Can`t really think of a situation in which it would get something on it but I guess that`s a nice little piece of info.
  9. Profile photo of CapnRusty
    CapnRusty Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:51 am
    Where`s the lady`s ball scratcher?
  10. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Ball Svratcher!?? BALL SCRATCHER!!
  11. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Ball Scratchaaa? Ball Scratchaaaa? Ball Scratchaaa! Baaaaall Scratchaaaa!
  12. Profile photo of Space_oddity
    Space_oddity Female 13-17
    30 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Well. At least its dishwasher safe.
  13. Profile photo of mrmoo7272
    mrmoo7272 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:40 am
    omg!!!!!!you didnt capitalize the i in the definition!!!!!!!!!
  14. Profile photo of joey7415963
    joey7415963 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Lol, I got one of those last Christmas from my bro
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:21 am
    omg mrmoo7272, no one cares.
  16. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:53 am
    "dishwasher safe"

    What the hell kinda filthy balls do they think we have?!?!

  17. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 10:05 am
    hehe... i want one
  18. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 10:51 am
    men and their genitals, wassup with that?
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 10:54 am
    panth, thanks for the defense. you are awesome.
  20. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:02 am
    It`s a gag gift... nothing to get too excited about...
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Yeah there are always in the joke shops, cheap as well, but on a cold day would be bad, if you saw it at someones house would you want to touch it?
  22. Profile photo of evil-monkey
    evil-monkey Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    ha, stain resistant
  23. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    At least it`s a gentleman`s ball scratcher. Got to keep out those rif-raf scratchers.
  24. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Um... Looks kinda like a backscratcher to me.
  25. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    ooo And I bet it works great for ladies` vagina lips, too! I need one. XD
  26. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    ...Stain resistant?
    >.<
  27. Profile photo of anguskhan79
    anguskhan79 Male 30-39
    89 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    Dishwasher safe?
  28. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Aww, no used ones for sale?
  29. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    it`s a fork lol. I`m guessing it`s used with meatballs.
  30. Profile photo of Zoda
    Zoda Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I bet it makes a great stokcing stuffer
  31. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    so this would make me look like a gentle man when i do it?>?
  32. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    L;OL
  33. Profile photo of muso_girl
    muso_girl Female 18-29
    19 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    lol I`m so buying that for the bf.
  34. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:06 am
    lol thats awesome. i kind of want to give one as a present to someone... lol
  35. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:58 am
    You lazy bastard, just use your hand.
  36. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:03 am
    I thought this was shooped. Lo and behold, I went to amazon.co.uk, and "Gentleman`s ball scratcher" was the first choice in the autocomplete menu when I typed Gent.
  37. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:04 am
    BTW- most men try to be somewhat discrete when they scratch down there. Does a shiny stick with a hand on the end scream "discretion" or what?
  38. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:29 am
    i so want one of those
  39. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:58 am
    hahah ``gentlemans`` im so getting this for someone I know
  40. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:11 am
    why is the carrying case pink? You`ll think it would be a more gentlemen-like color like navy blue or something.
  41. Profile photo of Awesomepants
    Awesomepants Male 13-17
    19 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:35 am
    BALL SCRATCHA?!
    BALL SCRATCHER!
    Ball scratcha?
    ball scratcher!
  42. Profile photo of blooberface
    blooberface Female 18-29
    8 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    I can`t wait to buy one used..
  43. Profile photo of jakesrakes
    jakesrakes Male 18-29
    10 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I`m very glad that it has a stain resistant surface....
  44. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Dishwasher safe is what I always look for when buying a ball scratcher!
  45. Profile photo of CherryDuck
    CherryDuck Female 18-29
    44 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Awesomepants... your awesome!
  46. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Awesomepants was the 2nd funny part
  47. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    ew, i wouldn`t eat in the house of whoever buys this.
  48. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    A bit awkward to use in public, though..."Pardon me while I whip this out"
  49. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    I love how it appears to have a demonstrative diagram going on there. :-P
  50. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:44 am
    im a gentleman... luckily i shave my balls or we might get tangles and that would hurt
  51. Profile photo of kewlbetti
    kewlbetti Female 30-39
    62 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    It`s real! One of Amazon features and benifits: "This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface." ROFL! Also check out the "Gentleman`s Willy Care Kit"
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=pd_sim_d_1
  52. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    lmao!!
  53. Profile photo of WyattErb
    WyattErb Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    My ex bought me one of those in Thailand..hand carved wood in the shape of a naked women...it`s b.a.
  54. Profile photo of 326iambored
    326iambored Female 13-17
    7 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    im gettin it!
  55. Profile photo of bigwill6709
    bigwill6709 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Look at the second picture that you can enlarge. I`m pretty sure it`s a pic of a guy scratching his balls
  56. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    wow so this is why people love amazon so much haha
  57. Profile photo of mariwka94
    mariwka94 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    haha....deadly..:D i have to get it
  58. Profile photo of highpriest
    highpriest Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:57 am
    all i want for christmas is a chrome ball-scratcher
  59. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:43 am
    -Ballscratcher? ballscratcher!
    -Ballscratcher!!
    -Ballscratcher?
    -Ballscratcher!
    -Ballscratcher!

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