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Date: 11/17/09 12:03 PM

53 Responses to Soccer Goalie Cartwheel Taunting Fails [Video]

  1. Profile photo of guanatos
    guanatos Male 18-29
    132 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    Link: Soccer Goalie Cartwheel Taunting Fails - You`re supposed to block the goal, THEN you`re supposed to do a stupid celebration dance.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    LOL. Proper.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    FAIL!
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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    November 17, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    I bet his team are going to be kicking his ass after that...
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    OH SNAP! He turned it round! Sha-ZAM!
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    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Ya know if you`re going to steal the caption from another site, you could at least do it word for word.
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    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    terrible cartwheels, and i dont play soccer so excuse me if this is correct technique, but are you supposed to just guess and dive in that direction? cuz you look like an idiot when youre comletely wrong.. i guess the taunting doesnt help...lol
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    "Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."

    Yeah, getting your shinbones stamped on and snapped in half is for pussies.

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    i dont play soccer so excuse me if this is correct technique, but are you supposed to just guess and dive in that direction?

    More or less. The keeper can improve their odds of guessing correctly by studying the penalty-taker`s usual choice, but most of the time you just pick a side, and dive as low and as far as you can.

    Nobody would blame a keeper for not saving a penalty though. They should score them about 90% of the time. If the goalie stops it, fantastic, but giving away the penalty is the mistake, not failing to save it.

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    WahhHaHAHA, Arrogant Bastid
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    Athos7778 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Play him out keyboard kat!
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    @Luke go back to watching Glenn Beck!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    November 17, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Don`t get it. Before the referee blows the whistle, almost every goalie dances in some way to try to distract the shooter. Sometimes it works, usually it doesn`t. Why is this of interest? Even the best goalkeepers only stop maybe one out of ten penalty kicks.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    "Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
    I`d love to see u say that to someone like roy keane, or better yet maybe papa bouba diop.
    It`d probably be the last thing u`d be able to say for quite some time.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Athos7778
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    9 Posts Tuesday, November 17, 2009 1:11:56 PM
    Play him out keyboard kat!

    yea

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    i think he was just trying to psych him out, all goaltenders do that, it may not be in the form of cartwheels, but the lean to one side to make them kick to the other etc.

    it was funny as hell though

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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    hehe, that was good.
  19. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Don`t get it. Before the referee blows the whistle, almost every goalie dances in some way to try to distract the shooter. Sometimes it works, usually it doesn`t. Why is this of interest? Even the best goalkeepers only stop maybe one out of ten penalty kicks.

    Um... because he was acting like a roostery bastard doing cartwheels?
    That`s like saying the Scorpion Kick save isn`t of interest because keepers almost always save big long shots with ease.

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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    The scorpion kick isn`t of interest because play was dead at the time. Carry on.
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    joey7415963 Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    I do hate football (soccer for you Americans), but that surely isn`t English football? I`ve never seen a football act like a freekin ballet dancer before a penalty before!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Soccer sux, But that was good. :-)
  23. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Clearly you all misunderstand. The funniest part was the shooter doing cartwheels after he made it, not the keeper doing the cartwheels before the shot.
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    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    I lmao`d at the kicker cartwheeling around the goalie at the end.
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    Wibble4321 Male 40-49
    417 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    "Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
    "I`d love to see u say that to someone like roy keane, or better yet maybe papa bouba diop.
    It`d probably be the last thing u`d be able to say for quite some time."

    Erm - can anyone say Vinnie Jones?

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    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    (comment below)
    what bout eric cantona???
    dude friggin falcon kicks a fan!!!

    anyways - that vid was nice..
    thumbsup on audio too

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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    I love soccer, and that was great :)
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    "The funniest part was the shooter doing cartwheels after he made it, not the keeper doing the cartwheels before the shot."

    REALLY? THANKS FOR TELLING ME WHAT I FIND FUNNY
    /sarcasm

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    What a tool.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Ahahahaha Batmanners, I love you...
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    PSU840 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    "Erm - can anyone say Vinnie Jones?"

    Someone tried. Their vocal cords were torn within a split second.

    Also, that shooter was awesome, I would have done the same thing

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    thisismary Female 18-29
    99 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Aw. I bet the goalie felt stupid...sucks to be him. =)
  33. Profile photo of LCFC
    LCFC Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    This is just like American TV. Everything has to be BIG and LOUD and just bloody annoying!

    Goalkeepers can`t just save (or not) a penalty, they have to cartwheel else everyone will get bored and start playing with themselves. Basic rules of American TV.

  34. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    "Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."

    So are the ferries that stick up for those pussies.

    I`ll say it again. Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.

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    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Awesome!
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    "Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
    F*ck you man, at least im not playing with a big thick brown wooden stick, like your baseball kunts.
    What? american football is though? give me a break, those chimps are over protected, try rugby if you want to get serious.
    And this is football, not soccer, the sooner you get it the better...
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    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    soccer sucks, and why do people always have to argue about whats tougher rugby or american football? seems gay to argue about that. both sports are physical who cares whos tougher.
  38. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    lol luke say that to a real players face
    hell even an american soccer player would probably kick your ass
  39. Profile photo of LCFC
    LCFC Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    ""Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
    F*ck you man, at least im not playing with a big thick brown wooden stick, like your baseball kunts.
    What? american football is though? give me a break, those chimps are over protected, try rugby if you want to get serious.
    And this is football, not soccer, the sooner you get it the better..."

    Sigh... Ok footballers can be pussies, the scummy ones dive every five mins. But unlike Rugby or American Football, nobody will put their whole weight into a flying kick into your leg, they throw their body at your body. If a football player injures their ankle and carries on playing, they might never be able to play again. So that`s not them being a pussy.

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    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    "This is just like American TV. Everything has to be BIG and LOUD and just bloody annoying!
    Goalkeepers can`t just save (or not) a penalty, they have to cartwheel else everyone will get bored and start playing with themselves. Basic rules of American TV."
    Trollin`.
  41. Profile photo of LCFC
    LCFC Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    "Trollin`"

    Am just saying, this makes me laugh how American it is! And it just made me think of American remakes of British shows. They always add fire, shout a lot, and constantly tell you what`s coming up next, whilst recapping what`s happened in the last five mins.

    The only other place this could be is Argentina

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    jkuroneko Female 18-29
    73 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA! XP
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    Ahahaha! I love how the other guy immediately mocks him with his own cartwheel.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    hahahaha, fudgeen moron.

    and while i don`t like football, i musty say it sometimes gets even more violent than american football, and without protection.

    the best f-ing game is street american football, no protection and played on concrete.
    sure, it hurts like hell, but it`s more fun.

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    nuxnixy12 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    "Am just saying, this makes me laugh how American it is! And it just made me think of American remakes of British shows. They always add fire, shout a lot, and constantly tell you what`s coming up next, whilst recapping what`s happened in the last five mins."

    So like, the office? and... the office?

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:16 am
    haha the soundtrack just MAKES this. wouldn`t be the same without it.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:33 am
    I`m a soccer goalie. While the sport does seem to be for pussies, i`ve been pushed, punched, bitten, spat on, sworn at, sprigged, kicked in the place-where-no-man-should-be-kicked and had fruit thrown at me (lol, seriously). More than any of my rugby mates have ever had.

    And then you should see what the OTHER teams have done to me.

    But seriously, it`s not a pussy sport. Kthx.

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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 5:19 am
    haha i love how the guy from the other team scores the goal and then does cartwheels around him :)

    "you think you`re so badass? watch this"

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    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 7:28 am
    LMFAO that was nice
  50. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 10:32 am
    aww poor roostery goalie
  51. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    somebody take out komal, please.
  52. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Served
  53. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.

    I`m saying for the third time.

    Come on dorks. Tell me how I should say to some fag Irish soccer players face.

    Sticking up for soccer players if for chumps!

    Screw soccer!

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