Soccer Goalie Cartwheel Taunting Fails [Video]

Submitted by: guanatos 7 years ago in Sports

You"re supposed to block the goal, THEN you"re supposed to do a stupid celebration dance.
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Male 1,071
Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.

I`m saying for the third time.

Come on dorks. Tell me how I should say to some fag Irish soccer players face.

Sticking up for soccer players if for chumps!

Screw soccer!

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Male 74
Served
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Male 227
somebody take out komal, please.
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Male 1,718
aww poor roostery goalie
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Male 815
LMFAO that was nice
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Female 1,798
haha i love how the guy from the other team scores the goal and then does cartwheels around him :)

"you think you`re so badass? watch this"

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Male 2,238
I`m a soccer goalie. While the sport does seem to be for pussies, i`ve been pushed, punched, bitten, spat on, sworn at, sprigged, kicked in the place-where-no-man-should-be-kicked and had fruit thrown at me (lol, seriously). More than any of my rugby mates have ever had.

And then you should see what the OTHER teams have done to me.

But seriously, it`s not a pussy sport. Kthx.

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Male 1,381
haha the soundtrack just MAKES this. wouldn`t be the same without it.
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Male 15
"Am just saying, this makes me laugh how American it is! And it just made me think of American remakes of British shows. They always add fire, shout a lot, and constantly tell you what`s coming up next, whilst recapping what`s happened in the last five mins."

So like, the office? and... the office?

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Male 1,045
hahahaha, fudgeen moron.

and while i don`t like football, i musty say it sometimes gets even more violent than american football, and without protection.

the best f-ing game is street american football, no protection and played on concrete.
sure, it hurts like hell, but it`s more fun.

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Female 4,028
Ahahaha! I love how the other guy immediately mocks him with his own cartwheel.
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Female 73
AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA! XP
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Male 19
"Trollin`"

Am just saying, this makes me laugh how American it is! And it just made me think of American remakes of British shows. They always add fire, shout a lot, and constantly tell you what`s coming up next, whilst recapping what`s happened in the last five mins.

The only other place this could be is Argentina

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Male 338
"This is just like American TV. Everything has to be BIG and LOUD and just bloody annoying!
Goalkeepers can`t just save (or not) a penalty, they have to cartwheel else everyone will get bored and start playing with themselves. Basic rules of American TV."
Trollin`.
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Male 19
""Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
F*ck you man, at least im not playing with a big thick brown wooden stick, like your baseball kunts.
What? american football is though? give me a break, those chimps are over protected, try rugby if you want to get serious.
And this is football, not soccer, the sooner you get it the better..."

Sigh... Ok footballers can be pussies, the scummy ones dive every five mins. But unlike Rugby or American Football, nobody will put their whole weight into a flying kick into your leg, they throw their body at your body. If a football player injures their ankle and carries on playing, they might never be able to play again. So that`s not them being a pussy.

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Female 631
lol luke say that to a real players face
hell even an american soccer player would probably kick your ass
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Male 549
soccer sucks, and why do people always have to argue about whats tougher rugby or american football? seems gay to argue about that. both sports are physical who cares whos tougher.
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Male 1,222
"Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
F*ck you man, at least im not playing with a big thick brown wooden stick, like your baseball kunts.
What? american football is though? give me a break, those chimps are over protected, try rugby if you want to get serious.
And this is football, not soccer, the sooner you get it the better...
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Male 378
Awesome!
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Male 1,071
"Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."

So are the ferries that stick up for those pussies.

I`ll say it again. Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.

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Male 19
This is just like American TV. Everything has to be BIG and LOUD and just bloody annoying!

Goalkeepers can`t just save (or not) a penalty, they have to cartwheel else everyone will get bored and start playing with themselves. Basic rules of American TV.

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Female 99
Aw. I bet the goalie felt stupid...sucks to be him. =)
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Male 78
"Erm - can anyone say Vinnie Jones?"

Someone tried. Their vocal cords were torn within a split second.

Also, that shooter was awesome, I would have done the same thing

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Female 15,763
Ahahahaha Batmanners, I love you...
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Male 1,666
What a tool.
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Male 4,004
"The funniest part was the shooter doing cartwheels after he made it, not the keeper doing the cartwheels before the shot."

REALLY? THANKS FOR TELLING ME WHAT I FIND FUNNY
/sarcasm

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Male 2,690
I love soccer, and that was great :)
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Male 1,704
(comment below)
what bout eric cantona???
dude friggin falcon kicks a fan!!!

anyways - that vid was nice..
thumbsup on audio too

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Male 454
"Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
"I`d love to see u say that to someone like roy keane, or better yet maybe papa bouba diop.
It`d probably be the last thing u`d be able to say for quite some time."

Erm - can anyone say Vinnie Jones?

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Male 245
I lmao`d at the kicker cartwheeling around the goalie at the end.
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Male 2,148
Clearly you all misunderstand. The funniest part was the shooter doing cartwheels after he made it, not the keeper doing the cartwheels before the shot.
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Male 17,512
Soccer sux, But that was good. :-)
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Male 174
I do hate football (soccer for you Americans), but that surely isn`t English football? I`ve never seen a football act like a freekin ballet dancer before a penalty before!
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Male 1,929
The scorpion kick isn`t of interest because play was dead at the time. Carry on.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Don`t get it. Before the referee blows the whistle, almost every goalie dances in some way to try to distract the shooter. Sometimes it works, usually it doesn`t. Why is this of interest? Even the best goalkeepers only stop maybe one out of ten penalty kicks.[/quote]

Um... because he was acting like a roostery bastard doing cartwheels?
That`s like saying the Scorpion Kick save isn`t of interest because keepers almost always save big long shots with ease.

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Male 895
hehe, that was good.
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Male 3,296
i think he was just trying to psych him out, all goaltenders do that, it may not be in the form of cartwheels, but the lean to one side to make them kick to the other etc.

it was funny as hell though

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Male 4,393
Athos7778
Male, 18-29, Europe
9 Posts Tuesday, November 17, 2009 1:11:56 PM
Play him out keyboard kat!

yea

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Male 1,678
"Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."
I`d love to see u say that to someone like roy keane, or better yet maybe papa bouba diop.
It`d probably be the last thing u`d be able to say for quite some time.
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Male 3,842
Don`t get it. Before the referee blows the whistle, almost every goalie dances in some way to try to distract the shooter. Sometimes it works, usually it doesn`t. Why is this of interest? Even the best goalkeepers only stop maybe one out of ten penalty kicks.
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Male 1,190
@Luke go back to watching Glenn Beck!
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Male 10
Play him out keyboard kat!
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Male 4,807
WahhHaHAHA, Arrogant Bastid
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Male 4,290
[quote]i dont play soccer so excuse me if this is correct technique, but are you supposed to just guess and dive in that direction?[/quote]

More or less. The keeper can improve their odds of guessing correctly by studying the penalty-taker`s usual choice, but most of the time you just pick a side, and dive as low and as far as you can.

Nobody would blame a keeper for not saving a penalty though. They should score them about 90% of the time. If the goalie stops it, fantastic, but giving away the penalty is the mistake, not failing to save it.

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Male 4,290
"Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet."

Yeah, getting your shinbones stamped on and snapped in half is for pussies.

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Male 236
terrible cartwheels, and i dont play soccer so excuse me if this is correct technique, but are you supposed to just guess and dive in that direction? cuz you look like an idiot when youre comletely wrong.. i guess the taunting doesnt help...lol
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Male 293
Ya know if you`re going to steal the caption from another site, you could at least do it word for word.
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Male 4,290
OH SNAP! He turned it round! Sha-ZAM!
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Male 1,071
Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.
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Male 964
I bet his team are going to be kicking his ass after that...
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Male 25,417
FAIL!
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Male 7,378
LOL. Proper.
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Male 131
Link: Soccer Goalie Cartwheel Taunting Fails [Video] [Rate Link] - You`re supposed to block the goal, THEN you`re supposed to do a stupid celebration dance.
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