Siamese Vs Pomeranian: Always Bet on the Dog [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Well, the rule of thumb is "Bet on the Dog"--unless the dog is a Pomeranian.
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Female 410
"I`d totally go for the cat. I once owned a Siamese cat and I can tell you they are the most vicious animal you will ever come across."

I have a Siamese and she is the sweetest, friendliest, most talkative cat I`ve ever had; although, she knows no fear either. She fell in love with our rottweiler the minute she met him, even though at that time she could fit in the palm of my hand and he was 100x her size.

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Female 23
That dog is so getting its tail beat. Siamese FTW.
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Male 3,431
It`s a pomeranian, it`s made of fur and fail.
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Female 449
I`d totally go for the cat. I once owned a Siamese cat and I can tell you they are the most vicious animal you will ever come across.
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Female 326
Shaaaazam!!!
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Male 62
oops i mean its the Rocky III freeze frame fight
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Male 62
its the R
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Female 3,828
aww thats adorable
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Male 216
im going with cat. sorry puppy but with your tiny poofy butt and its sharp fangs AND claws, you arent going to like your tomorrow.
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Male 75
Cat`s all "Shoryuken!"
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Female 3,598
CAN but is it very common?
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Male 788
Rabbits can kill cats SmilinSam
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Female 3,598
how are cats the wussiest of creatures? what about guinea pigs? or bunnies? or chinchilas? or birds? or anything else that a cat would eat the sh*t out of? have you ever tried to give a cat a bath? you would find out then after you had like twelve four inch long gashes on your arms and chest that cats are NOT wussies.
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Male 132
I`m pretty sure this is a repost...

@Canoas
Yes, cats are better than that. Unfortunately they aren`t smart enough to stay out of the road, for some odd reason, and end up flat as a pancake.

Cats: 26 (dead)
Dogs: 1 (maybe)

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Female 5,222
rofl @harrybalszak
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Female 1,264
That poor dog is scared sh*tless.
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Male 1,045
the wussiest of creatures against the wussiest of dogs, it`s an even fight.
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Male 1,590
"pmarren, dogs eat their own poo and smell each others asses.."

Not entirely true. Dogs also eat cat poo and sniff anyone`s ass.

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Male 427
pmarren, dogs eat their own poo and smell each others asses.. cats are better than that
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Female 2,672
pussyo dog
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Male 173
Pmarren your on a cat hating spree aren`t you?
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Male 4,593
Cats don`t even HAVE brains. Of course, Poms don`t exactly measure up as real dogs anyway, so I`d say it`s a pretty even fight... Like a couple of gay guys slapping at each other hands over who`s going to pay for the Cosmopolitans.

Cats = Suck

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Male 716
Always bet on the cat. Brain over Brawn.
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Female 2,927
b*tch slap
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Male 715
It`s like Tyson`s punchout:
Body Blow! Left Hook! PUT HIM AWAY!! *Fanfare*
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Male 2,229
their the same bloody size, I call draw.
Siamese are temperamental as the Pomeranian, both are Evil little monstrosities
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Male 2,220
"i wanna hear pmarren`s view on this..."

I thought that *was* pmarren in the fluffy coat...

Pmarren - Pomeranian - just sayin`

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Male 2,220
"I vote for the Cat, as I find dogs to be inferior in every aspect."

Don`t rate loyalty or teamwork very highly eh?

You deserve to be shoved in the back of a taxi and repeatedly stabbed with a sword stick...

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Female 175
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!
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Male 782
FALCON PUNCH!!
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Male 410
A Siamese is a temperamental breed to begin with.
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Male 298
Never bet on the dog, cats are more intelligent and usually, in an attack, will strike at the dogs sensitive nose with their unsheathed claws, so unless the dog is a super aggressive fighting dog the cat will usually strike first and scare the dog off..... take that dumb mutt... ha ha ha meeeooowww
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Female 3
Seriously, in a same size dog vs cat, I`d go with the cat. Cats are more agile, vicious, have sharper claws and for such a small size, you really don`t want to deal with an angry cat.

But, in Pom`s favor, he`s got such thick fur it helps as armor so he does have one over the cat there.

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Male 211
the dogs like... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1
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Male 25,416
Catality!
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Female 864
cats usually the win when it comes to cat and dog scraps. Btw I have a rottweiler ,140 pounds of "real" dog .
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Male 367
*BiP!*
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Male 5,094
A friend of mine had a cat that trained the family`s dog into carrying her (the cat) on his (the dog`s) back to the food bowls.
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Male 191
The cat attack is funny but what`s really great is the dog`s expression.
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Male 713
Subushie, your dog is just giving up because it has to. Domestic spirit ftw
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Male 1,646
you people keep saying if it was a "real dog" i have a cat and a dog, and they fight all the time, and some how my cat always manages to scare my dog away with her tail between her legs. and she is how Lukas describes a "real" dog to be.

P.S. cats rule

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Male 177
bitch slap!
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Male 7,840
i dont think so, it looks like the cats got this one.
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Male 512
My money`s on the Siamese. If that was a REAL dog, then it`d be a different story.
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Female 184
Siamese cats are evil bitches anyway..
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Female 1,395
`dog` is such a broad umbrella.
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Male 4,867
i wanna hear pmarren`s view on this...
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Male 3,425
That;s not a dog. A real dog is at least higher than your knee. It`s a rat. I hope the cat kills it.
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Male 130
I vote for the Cat, as I find dogs to be inferior in every aspect.
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Female 420
that cat is going to kick his fluffy bum!
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Male 9,305
Ohhh an epic battle. o_o
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Male 1,646
i know it looks like the cat is kicking that dogs ass.

p.s. cats rule
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Female 590
Pfft that dog is going down.
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Male 2,552
Go Siamese! Kick dog ass!
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Male 106
What?
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Male 21,057
Link: Siamese Vs Pomeranian: Always Bet on the Dog [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well, the rule of thumb is `Bet on the Dog`--unless the dog is a Pomeranian.
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