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Siamese Vs Pomeranian: Always Bet on the Dog [Pic]

Well, the rule of thumb is “Bet on the Dog”–unless the dog is a Pomeranian.

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Date: 11/09/09 09:04 AM

57 Responses to Siamese Vs Pomeranian: Always Bet on the Dog [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19246 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Link: Siamese Vs Pomeranian: Always Bet on the Dog - Well, the rule of thumb is `Bet on the Dog`--unless the dog is a Pomeranian.
  2. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:08 am
    What?
  3. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2553 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Go Siamese! Kick dog ass!
  4. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Pfft that dog is going down.
  5. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:29 am
    i know it looks like the cat is kicking that dogs ass.

    p.s. cats rule
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9306 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Ohhh an epic battle. o_o
  7. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:29 am
    that cat is going to kick his fluffy bum!
  8. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:31 am
    I vote for the Cat, as I find dogs to be inferior in every aspect.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
    That;s not a dog. A real dog is at least higher than your knee. It`s a rat. I hope the cat kills it.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:48 am
    i wanna hear pmarren`s view on this...
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:51 am
    `dog` is such a broad umbrella.
  12. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Siamese cats are evil bitches anyway..
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:08 am
    My money`s on the Siamese. If that was a REAL dog, then it`d be a different story.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:17 am
    i dont think so, it looks like the cats got this one.
  15. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:23 am
    bitch slap!
  16. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:25 am
    you people keep saying if it was a "real dog" i have a cat and a dog, and they fight all the time, and some how my cat always manages to scare my dog away with her tail between her legs. and she is how Lukas describes a "real" dog to be.

    P.S. cats rule

  17. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Subushie, your dog is just giving up because it has to. Domestic spirit ftw
  18. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
    The cat attack is funny but what`s really great is the dog`s expression.
  19. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:54 am
    A friend of mine had a cat that trained the family`s dog into carrying her (the cat) on his (the dog`s) back to the food bowls.
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    HUFFER Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:57 am
    *BiP!*
  21. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
    cats usually the win when it comes to cat and dog scraps. Btw I have a rottweiler ,140 pounds of "real" dog .
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Catality!
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    TheSpoon Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:18 am
    the dogs like... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1
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    tigress666 Female 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Seriously, in a same size dog vs cat, I`d go with the cat. Cats are more agile, vicious, have sharper claws and for such a small size, you really don`t want to deal with an angry cat.

    But, in Pom`s favor, he`s got such thick fur it helps as armor so he does have one over the cat there.

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    pdjr Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Never bet on the dog, cats are more intelligent and usually, in an attack, will strike at the dogs sensitive nose with their unsheathed claws, so unless the dog is a super aggressive fighting dog the cat will usually strike first and scare the dog off..... take that dumb mutt... ha ha ha meeeooowww
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    keg74 Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:48 am
    A Siamese is a temperamental breed to begin with.
  27. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:49 am
    FALCON PUNCH!!
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    princess0764 Female 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:55 am
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    "I vote for the Cat, as I find dogs to be inferior in every aspect."

    Don`t rate loyalty or teamwork very highly eh?

    You deserve to be shoved in the back of a taxi and repeatedly stabbed with a sword stick...

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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    "i wanna hear pmarren`s view on this..."

    I thought that *was* pmarren in the fluffy coat...

    Pmarren - Pomeranian - just sayin`

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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    their the same bloody size, I call draw.
    Siamese are temperamental as the Pomeranian, both are Evil little monstrosities
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    trailleadr Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    It`s like Tyson`s punchout:
    Body Blow! Left Hook! PUT HIM AWAY!! *Fanfare*
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    b*tch slap
  34. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Always bet on the cat. Brain over Brawn.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Cats don`t even HAVE brains. Of course, Poms don`t exactly measure up as real dogs anyway, so I`d say it`s a pretty even fight... Like a couple of gay guys slapping at each other hands over who`s going to pay for the Cosmopolitans.

    Cats = Suck

  36. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Pmarren your on a cat hating spree aren`t you?
  37. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    pussyo dog
  38. Profile photo of Canoas
    Canoas Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    pmarren, dogs eat their own poo and smell each others asses.. cats are better than that
  39. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    "pmarren, dogs eat their own poo and smell each others asses.."

    Not entirely true. Dogs also eat cat poo and sniff anyone`s ass.

  40. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    the wussiest of creatures against the wussiest of dogs, it`s an even fight.
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    lerie Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    That poor dog is scared sh*tless.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    rofl @harrybalszak
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    iBegrindin Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    I`m pretty sure this is a repost...

    @Canoas
    Yes, cats are better than that. Unfortunately they aren`t smart enough to stay out of the road, for some odd reason, and end up flat as a pancake.

    Cats: 26 (dead)
    Dogs: 1 (maybe)

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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    how are cats the wussiest of creatures? what about guinea pigs? or bunnies? or chinchilas? or birds? or anything else that a cat would eat the sh*t out of? have you ever tried to give a cat a bath? you would find out then after you had like twelve four inch long gashes on your arms and chest that cats are NOT wussies.
  45. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Rabbits can kill cats SmilinSam
  46. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    CAN but is it very common?
  47. Profile photo of moogleluvr
    moogleluvr Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Cat`s all "Shoryuken!"
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    Seak
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    Love the look on the dog.
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    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    im going with cat. sorry puppy but with your tiny poofy butt and its sharp fangs AND claws, you arent going to like your tomorrow.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:18 am
    aww thats adorable
  51. Profile photo of NAZEREL
    NAZEREL Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:18 am
    its the R
  52. Profile photo of NAZEREL
    NAZEREL Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:19 am
    oops i mean its the Rocky III freeze frame fight
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    bloostarfish Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Shaaaazam!!!
  54. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 8:08 am
    I`d totally go for the cat. I once owned a Siamese cat and I can tell you they are the most vicious animal you will ever come across.
  55. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    November 10, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    It`s a pomeranian, it`s made of fur and fail.
  56. Profile photo of xAscendancyx
    xAscendancyx Female 13-17
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    November 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    That dog is so getting its tail beat. Siamese FTW.
  57. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    "I`d totally go for the cat. I once owned a Siamese cat and I can tell you they are the most vicious animal you will ever come across."

    I have a Siamese and she is the sweetest, friendliest, most talkative cat I`ve ever had; although, she knows no fear either. She fell in love with our rottweiler the minute she met him, even though at that time she could fit in the palm of my hand and he was 100x her size.

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